Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Pathfinder has death rays
Maybe. But this quickly?
>3rd time using in a week
>4th time ever
Shes down for a month. And my niece is 2.
it wouldn't have been so awful if i was drunk, but at least now i know where that webm of the lizards and frogs fighting comes from
Then your cooking really is something else.
Oh I assumed you were.
I haven't seen that I think, do you have it laying around?
Don't think I've heard of that one
I need to play more Shadowrun.
You poor soul
It actually isn't that hard to make fried rice or lo mein
It probably isn't that hard, I just haven't ever put time in trying to make some.
if your waifu is a girl your a fag
She wasnt. Im sure theres too much white.
Theres not many more Rory bellybuttons that arent lewd.
USAGI GA NIGETERU
You really should. They're complete meals you can cook and keep for days.
cat girls (male) aren't lewd
its ok you can post them here
no, i had to watch them both painstakingly sober
I do have the webm, 3.1mb, tho i did find it on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iJrrTr5Anw
as if my soul hasn't had enough torment
Morning, can't sleep, but whatever.
How's it going?
cat boys aren't for lewd
I dont want to though.
Watch https://youtu.be/aARQz3ITRao from 7:15 until you hear that phrase.
gross why would i care about them
no boys here only cute girls(male)
Oh really? I didn't know that.
I'll keep that in mind for later.
I don't think I've seen this before.
What's keeping you up?
I'm doing good.
No, but that pic was
>fuck it, I'll post a slightly lewd. Only bellybutton I have
Then just an hero
are you a fag or something?
no they are girls(male) no boys at all
I'm going to keep that
yea, then they bring in frogs dressed as conquistadors and they fight and then blood pours out from the top of the pyramids, then jesus jumps up on the platform and starts screaming, then a man in drag and two shirtless roman soldiers get him drunk and make a plaster mould of him, then jesus wakes up on a pile of potatoes and starts screaming again, and that's about the summary of minutes 10-20 of the movie
might have to with all the new bullshit in my brain
Yes, I thought you all knew that already
So you like traps?
Find some other bullshit to fill it
You're making it sound 10 times as interesting as it probably is in the actual movie.
I kinda want to watch it now.
I slept for 2 hours, but for the life of me can't get myself to, maybe because I'm an idiot. (It's kinda difficult to think right now, so forgive for any errors)
How was your night, sleep well?
I'm always here.
i'm doing the tried and true "jontron cleanse" right now
be prepared to see a lot of genitalia, like, i saw more dicks 'n' titties watching this movie than in a day spent watching porn
also there's little boy dong, i blew my budget of that for the year already
You got me curious again, what the hell did you watch this time?
Who doesn't ?
and already saved
What makes it difficult for you to think?
Yes I slept well.
Oh wew. Lizard parts too?
Sounds like a nasty movie all around.
Depending on what you put in, a fried rice will keep in the fridge for a good 6 days. Seafood and chicken is 5, vegetarian is looking at 7.
Its the cute kind of retarded though. The kind you want to hug.
My that team cant handle a dragon. I get favourites and all but you gotta balance man, cmon.
ITS TOO LATE FOR ME
SEND HELP FOR YOURSELF
"The Holy Mountain", directed and produced and starred in by Alejandro Jodorowsky, it's 2 hours long, one hour of "wtf" and one hour of watching people high on LSD, though it did actually have a good ending which i won't spoil
nah, no lizard penises, you do get to see jesus' dong, and a naked half man half woman squirt boob milk out of his/her ocelot head breasts into another man's face
Is there anything I should avoid putting in that will make it last much less longer?
Is it a good looking half man half woman or just a vile looking creature overall?
Usually when I don't sleep I have no problem thinking/concentrating this time however... Maybe I should drink an energy drink, if I sleep now it'll be very late when I awake.
Good that you did, what's the plan for today?
Uh oh, did you already watch it?
These descriptions are making me laugh out of amusement and being nervous at the same time. I might have to watch this or a Neil Breen film this weekend. If I never return, you'll know the cause of death.
it's a person who's head is split down the middle, left half male, long hair, beard, right half female, clean shaven and bald, female breasts which change to the heads of ocelots, and a penis
jfc, i feel like i'm describing a drug trip i had
if you really want my brother left his copy of pass thru at my house, i could rip it for you, under the condition you watch it 100% sober so you suffer the same i had to
them legs and lips
I Don't. I like normal guys. With some muscle
That was only favorite dudes
then you are the trap I guess
I don't even know what you like
try boat traps , can't go wrong there
Gee, I wonder who this can be....
The fuck is going on here?
You're going to hell.
You're even worse.
Happy new years everyone
Been a while since I've posted
Also Yuno claimed
and we'll shake hands there
My identity is truly a mystery :^)
Come now, glaceon's pretty qt, you have to admit that
And a happy new year to you, Dutch Yuno who does not say fuck a lot!
Anything not fresh
No. Just not sleeping and downing 15 mg of opoids.
I get that, I really do.
But my dude.
I dont know. See my second reply.
The fuck you say lil nigga?
Yea it was actually, spend multiple days with some friends just dicking around
You done anything lately?
I'm gonna watch Double Down here in about an hour, sober. If I survive that then I'll have you rip the other one. I can't call it suffering the same unless I can make it through both of these.
Some trap crap going on here.
How's it hanging?
Yes, I want to figure you out.
Do you absolutely need to be awake and focused?
You could go for a nap.
I'm playing games and going back home soon.
I think the producers were indeed on a drug trip.
Didn't say it was wrong.
Oh I see it's fairly simple I guess.
That sure would make it hell to me.
She sure is, but in the way a child, a plant or a beta cuck is cute, so never in a sexual way.
Neat. Did it start to hurt, or are you just testing your boundaries?
Just trying to keep you guys apart.
Not really, no. But the thread's gotten even worse, so I'm trying to set a positive example.
Volker! At least you have not fallen victim to the trap meme!
Doing pretty good, how are you?
they are best legs and lips
i haven't actually seen double down, fateful findings was the other one i saw
they actually were, the director and most the actors were high on lsd and shrooms for most the filming
Not really just this time I feel out of my concentration zone. Maybe a nap is a good idea, though alarms don't wake me up for nothing.
Playing a racing game? Also over at friend's?
Nope still keeping away from that unholy stuff. We gotta make this place the way we both use to know it as.
I'm doing okay, had a two hour nap, and feel like dieing mein Führer
Are the opioids working at least? Or are you just out of your mind right now?
Fateful Findings will be what's left of my remains after I spontaneously combust during or after one of these movies. Now I have 3 to watch.
Great movies come out of this sometimes.
Maybe not that time.
No racing games for now, I'm still at my friend's.
Is it really that hard?
Kek, they're the only 3D I have left and are pretty much as faggy as me so we can't find anyone else
Yea there has been a lot of erp and other general retardation going on
Fight on soldier
Take a ticket and wait your turn.
So what game is it that you are playing?
YALL THOUGHT YOU WERE RID OF ME
BUT IM BACK FROM BREAK
AND HERE TO TELL ALL YOU BITCHES WHO THE ONE TRUE WAIFU IS
THE WAIFU BEFORE ALL OTHERS
THE FIRST, THE OG WAIFU!!!
What is the waiting time?
Yeah. Just dont cook the rice too long.
Just testing for now. Its been lasting but not intense.
You best be joking. Dont make me get the leg fiend in here.
Its been lasting and I can see and think straight, but 3 hours is a long time.
Just depends when they call your number, could be a while though.
Also are you Madoka claimer?
They made me play League would you believe that?
There's 5 of us and I enjoyed today's games so far so it's alright.
It won't last as long if it gets too soft?
Halt die Fresse, Jibril, und sag mir, wie's dir geht.
What a juicy (you)!
loli is love, loli is devine
If god doesn't love loli, when why did he make them so sexy?
When 4chan sends their posters, they aren't sending their best. They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems to us. They're bringing traps. They're bringing sin. They are shitposters. And some, I assume, are good claimers. Eh, not a lot of them.
We will make our thread great again!
>feel like dying
That's to be expected. Never nap for more than 30 minutes.
Have you tried an exit bag?
Not anymore, thanks to the word 'fuck'.
There are still good people around here, but Chara somehow managed to turn this into his personal homosexual circle jerk. Also lot's of drama.
Would you recommend?
yea, that's about how i feel
the director actually raped someone for a scene in a different movie, actually raped them, actually, for real
and who would that be?
Back from walking doggo
My favorite heretic
I am not a trap, I might be able to if I tried though. I'm fine like I am
I LIKE TORTERRA! I think the whole "monster so old it back part of the landscape" is a good look, and torterra is sort of that
No more lewds
I am *a* madoka claimer, just not the one youre thinking of. Also are you mamae? Or another Mami claimer?
He says fuck a lot? I actually say it a lot on voice because it's hard to make coherent sentences for me
Oh is it Chara who started this? Well shit, time to purge
What drama did I miss?
Whether or not something is heresy is perspective :^)
still pretty cool that you could pull it off
That's taking it a bit too far.
Some people would do nasty things for the sake of their art.
No, it just goes to shit. When you think about it you need to reheat it again, and theres danger in that. Cooking too long initially will make everything turn too mushy and make you feel like an old person.
I would recommend 1 at first to check and see how you react. If you have allergies and whatnot. Second should be 15 though. 10 was a decent lightheaded for me, for a good hour or two. I lost track.
Yume. Who gave me the title of best waifu legs. And Homu got best tights in sights.
The concept is cool, but he is just... too small. He should be huge. Mr Fish sized at least.
How horrifying. Didn't they know you had enough of that? I can't believe it.
At least you enjoyed it for once.
Fug, when did this became a hugbox? Disappointed that I was gone for this long. Also that's what I've been seeing on here, the unwanted types.
Some of the new claimers are good folks. Not all though, I can agree.
I'll do my part, no worries Führer, we will make it great again.
It was suppose to be my average sleep, then it got all messed up by waking up early as fug.
Um, Mamae...... Who is this? How did know that?
But how did that attract erping fags, avatarfags and trap lovers?
I was just asking though
Just wanted you to feel welcome since it has been a while
But still, glaceon worst evelution
My skin is shit is the main thing. I use a few things for it, and just have "sort of noticable acne" not "clear and soft skin"
This, sadly, includes more than my face, especially since I shave
I don't like girl lewds
That's the problem. Still nice looking at least
yea, some people are weird
welp, i actually can't argue with that
nothing that can't be treated or hidden with make up and all that
careful shaving with acne then
Cris? Nope. But me and you have talked before.
Thanks but don't we talk outside of thread?
I guess you're right
If only he stayed away for good right?
Old people mushy food is not yummy.
They don't know but yeah it's alright for now.
All are fine.
Wont deny that. But his size just doesnt feel right.
>face has acne
I get that feel. Shaved around the surgical scar today. Managed to get it all.
I think it was a coin flip that decided.
It can be yumny, just not appetizing. Trust me on that one.
fucking artists man, you should see some of the bullshit placed up around minneapolis that passes as art
coin flips are the immutable law of the world
I honestly have no idea, sorry..... A hint or something? Or is it heresy?
"What they don't know, won't hurt them."
It'll be alright.
What else have you been doing at your friend's?
OI! YOU WANNA FITE?!
GLACEON IS THE BEST AND YOU KNOW IT
Sure is active today!
How's it going, Fran?
Basically suicide with helium. It's apparently rather painless and cheap.
Google it for instructions.
Because he's the gayest of them all (like, bottom gay) and is for some reason involved every time someone goes psychopath level insane. Also there has been lots of heresy lately.
But you don't tend to write it, fortunately.
Not sure, but he sure is enjoying and amplifying it.
I don't hate Hibi!
Awesome, now I'll try to get my teeth to rot!
I guess I too am partly to blame. Wasn't toxic enough lately, but this will change now!
Hibi a cute :3
How's it going, Alice, who is not Hibi, but still nice enough to post.
Mit etwas Übung wird das schon.
Oh yeah I gotcha. How do you make it yummy?
Living art is a meme.
We've been pretty much only playing games.
We went to meet up with other guys for a party on the 31st.
Yea because I can actually think before writing
Looks like it kinda died down right now
How have you been?
Indeed they are. Just, fair and unbiased.
This shit is considered 'art' by liberals.
Or just find something thats painful enough that Codeine isnt enough.
Hibi a cute
Sauces, spices, salt. I dont know your tastes so I cant help you there.
Didn't know Cris was a madoka poster
Hibiki is superior and khorosho though.
Doing rather good myself, enjoying the perfect height of my desk.
Don't let the calm fool you, the one pulling the strings is just lurking.
He's waiting for the good folks to lower their guard.
This picture might just work for that purpose.
How's the success rate?
my brother and i found this outside a library in Golden Valley, some bullshit
>Hibiki is superior and khorosho though
She's all yours my friend. Make her a happy loli bote
>perfect height of my desk
Mine is hurting my arms
>let me just post a cuter
But what can he do? Make me gay? I don't think so
Well, not as good as a shotgun, I suppose, but you can always try again.
I've seen a very useful comparison sheet just the other day, I'll try to see if I'll find it.
In the meantime, why not tell me why you want to end it?
Ah, but I have found my soulmate already...
Don't be mad, I don't always get to enjoy it. Especially when I'm trying to watch anime, I need to either sit on my couch or lay in my bed to get a better view on my 50inch tv.
>hurting my arms
So... wouldn't a higher chair work as well? Probably an adjustable one?
With his vile jew sorcery, everything is possible!
Gut mein Führer!
Let's do this togther.
It'll take time.
Seems like you had a blast with that, well, I hope you did.
Then can I ask who was your previous waifu?
Well his profile pic is Madoka. I'm assuming.
There's a lot of that shit popping up around here. One of the more infamous Dallas landmarks is a 30 foot giant eyeball in front of one of the hotels downtown.
Fried rice is much about what you put in it to suit your personal tastes. I like it on the spicier/garlicky side myself.
wwaaaaaiiiiittt, who is this? :^)
>Ah, but I have found my soulmate already...
As have I my friend. And it's Alice, not Hibiki!
>I knew Hibiki before Alice too
>Don't be mad
I stopped reading at this point, I can tell you're going to brag
>So... wouldn't a higher chair work as well? Probably an adjustable one?
Because of the way my desk is made, and how tall my computer tower is, I can't place it comfortably. The sacrifices we make
I've been doing better. What about you?
Hopefully you don't let those blaming you for what happened get to you.
That sounds simple enough.
Kek that is modern art for ya.
Yes I did.
It's been a very nice break for me overall.
I don't like too spicy but I could find a good balance.
Alright. Time to change phone carriers. I hope it doesn't take forever
Vaporeon dude. So you can call it vap nation
Oh that must suck even harder!
Ingrown hairs are a bitch
Well, yes. But still.
I mean I don't have any
For what purpose? Showing modern artists that they dont know what art is because 'muh subjectiveness'?
That is some blocky ass turds. It looks like they were trying for something good and they stopped halfway due to laziness.
Its at the point where I can throw plaster at a wall and call it art because its the manifestation of my anger towards the art community or some shit.
Ive seen pics of that eyeball. I think.
Making something yourself, make sure you taste as you go. You can put more in, you cant really take it out.
Ima get up and eat something now. Sleepless night + unreasonably long high
(4 hours or so) = what happens next!
How have you been?
Good to hear, I'm guessing no news?
I am alright been doing stuff to get my mind of life
No not really, anons can't really get to me.
I agree with them but it doesn't affect me in the slightest
Is he a jew? I am pretty sure there are no jews left in austria
I'm just messing with you, thanks