Then I took a shitty online course for 90 bucks to get a guard card, and now I do nothing while sitting in a guard shack for 8 hours a day at 11 dollars an hour.
It's much nicer to get paid while doing Netflix and HBO then not. As a paid snitch you don't have to learn anything either really, other than agree with the training exercises that you will be cautious and alert
>>717448953 I should add that from my experience it seems like the guard World always needs more guards, I will even pay for your training and some places. Just go in and say you are willing to work. You need a car though usually
>>717448655 >not showering because you're SAD jfc what a disgrace. You must be a masochist if the only reason you won't shower and get a job is because you're sad. Think of how happy you could be if you stopped being sad for a day and got shit done. Make papa proud
my dad its the only reason that keeps me alive... and he's moving for another town... aw man, that sucks so much... im feeling alone as fuck... i spend all my day on my bed... i dont want to see anyone anymore...
If you don't scrub away the crud on your teeth you're still left with a charred Wasteland of dead germs and nasty crud for the next generation of germs to Chow on. I wouldn't be surprised if they're also cannibalizing any did Jeremy debris Left Behind from a simple mouthwash without brushing
80% of cleaning your mouth is the brushing motion itself, fuck toothpaste, fuck mouthwash. Hell, fuck floss even if you don't got shit between your teeth
>>717449172 I recommend security, I did it straight out of high school for 3 years and didn't have any type of training or money or car. Most jobs I took the bus to and was sitting in a booth watching cameras (Netflix) and never interacted with people especially on graveyard
>>717448067 Take a shower and help your dad out around the house or going to the shop just get used to going out again and show your father you're not a failure because i bet its great stress upon him also
>>717448067 >Its been 18 days since i last showered. >Im 24 No job, no friends, no girlfriend,
That's a natural consequence of being unhygenic.
Yes. Clean yourself up. Do laundry, shower, brush your teeth (regularly, like twice a day or an hour after any meal), floss (at least once a week, preferably a few days in a row), make your bed *every* fucking morning, get dressed and put on shoes. For me , shoes are important as that facilitates being active and going outside. Slippers make me cozy and lazy, even if dressed.
Once you get yourself together and gain some pride, then go out and start with volunteer work - soup kitchens are a great place to start. If you seem like you care, a job offer *might* come your way, but look for a job as well. How cool do you think it would sound to a prospective boss when you can say, "Well, I'm volunteering at the soup kitchen because I need to be active."
>>717449662 >80% of cleaning your mouth is the brushing motion itself, fuck toothpaste, fuck mouthwash. Hell, fuck floss even if you don't got shit between your teeth Flossing before brushing makes a big difference, but toothpaste is a total fucking scam. I used toothpaste once a week unless I have a date or something and brush every day in the shower.
>>717450197 I'm exactly like you. The only solution to this is to either get a job like other fags here said, start with something the doesn't involve too much human interaction, hopefully you'll might get a small circle of friends from work or something. Staying home is the worst thing to do, you just dig yourself into a fucking abyss with each day passing.
Get out, do anything, no matter what. DO NOT STAY AT HOME!
Well, you little faggots. Let me lay some truth on you.
Your life is what you make of it. No one else is responsible for your life. If you're a failure, that's on you.
The decision to do, or not do, anything about your situation is yours alone.
Life isn't equal to everyone. Some have to fight a thousand times harder to reach the same place as others, but that's life. Get used to it. It's not someone else's responsibility to get your shit in order.
Now, sort yourselves out, stop self-pitying so much, and get the fuck out there to change your life.
>>717450121 >toothpaste is a total fucking scam. That conspiracy bullshit is for the mentally ill. This is why you use toothpaste: http://www.intelligentdental.com/2010/08/18/what-is-the-purpose-of-toothpaste/ However, excessive use is also bad. You don't need the huge glob they show in commercials. Half that is good.
>>717448067 You won't get out of this until you yourself feel the need to step up and say "this is just too low". No matter how many advices we give you, they can only give you a very fucking tiny push.
But the reason you are still there it's because it's comfortable. It's so easy to just hope and wish for something better.
>>717448067 Here's what you're going to do, anon. First things first, take a shower. Take a nice long one, use soap and shampoo and conditioner. Afterwards, shave. Then, go to the internet and job hunt. There are many services to help you find jobs online. Use them. If you need to temp, that's ok. Also, go for a walk/jog/run. It doesn't need to be long. Just get some exercise, get yourself moving. Change your diet. Avoid the unhealthy stuff. Keep the exercise going, and do more as you go. Once you have some income, open a bank account. save up. Take some online college courses so you can maybe get better jobs. Get more income. Keep exercising. Find yourself a place with fairly cheap rent and move in. Keep exercising. If you have the money, go to the gym. Visit Omegle to build your people skills until you can interact with others fairly normally. Start dating. You can use an online dating service or just go for it at bars and stuff. Get a gf. First gf doesn't have to be the only one you have in your life. Treat her well, if you don't like each other, break it off and keep looking. Keep saving money, exercising, and eating healthy. Bravo, you have a life. Also sell stuff you don't need.
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