i cheat on my girlfriend of 3 years with strangers off the internet. I've had threesomes, given facials then left, and messed around with a guy and still haven't been caught. Have had STD scares but nothing so far (safe play, so only things really worried about are HSV/HPV)
probably the weirdest was answering a message to give a massage to this 37 year old lady. Walked in and gave her one, then she jerked me off and thanked me for relaxing her
I was lucky enough that we were talking about secrets and I mentioned I saw bestialty porn as a teenager and she asked if I was interested in it, hinting she wasn't put off by it so I came clean and BINGO.
The other said her dogs were bothering her when she masturbated and I asked other question which ended in her showing me a vid of her dog licking her.
Just lucky. I'm in a bestiality kik group now. Beastforum wasn't so successful as I'm not from the US.
When I was 13 my 15 year old sister caught me wanking. I tried to hide but she told me to carry on or she'd "tell mum". So I stood and wanked and came as my sis watched. She watched me wank a few times that week, then said she wanted me to swallow my own cum. I always got turned on by her watching so agreed, but the first couple of times I came in a glass I chickened out. The third time I was going to chicken out again but sis asked if I would swallow it if she showed me her tits. I said I wanted to feel them, she agreed lifted her T-shirt and bra to show me her tits. I immediately reached out and started feeling and squeezing them, feeling turned-on again. Said I wanted to suck them, she replied only if I swallowed my cum. Picked up glass and swallowed my cum, wasn't as bad as I had expected. Then sis let me suck and play with her tits for 5 minutes. Carried on like that for a couple of years. Sometimes she would get topless and kneel in front of me with her mouth open and encourage me to cum by telling me how much she wanted my cock in her mouth while playing with her tits. I always came in the glass and swallowed it apart from once when I came on her face and into her mouth. She swallowed my cum but was really angry at me.
>>717447936 >>717448251 recovery nurse fag here. My favs are milfs getting breast augmentation but Im not picky. They always trim their boxes nice and neat because they know Im going to see them... Ive also had an opportunity to play with toes -thats a little more problematic because of location.
>>717448849 Just about everyone on /b/ is. I like to think of having personality disorder (specifically being sociopathic) as being positive. Sociopaths are always the smartest, most charismatic, and fastest to cope in a traumatic situation. Sociopaths don't really need other people and usually end up being very successful. Don't feel bad anon
>>717448769 Recovery nurse. I'm waiting for meds to wear off. Its always fun to wait till they are very close to being awake then slide a finger against their clit sometimes they even moan. Most of the meds render memory very spotty so they never remember much about that time period. The only danger is from staff walking in.
>>717449363 MILFS going to elective surgery always get pussy trimed / toes done because they KNOW people are going to see them naked. Using the first person was a bit of bragidoso on my part. I have however fucked a pt that I recovered. I knew her from town - called and asked her out. Pussy was so sweet.
At least it doesn't seem that bad there, i mean, the only money income i get is from selling paco (some sort of crack) on the street, it would be a fucking dream to go to the us, i mean it would be a dream to go anywhere else but here
I'm a high school teacher. I'm fucking an 18 year old senior. She runs track and plays volleyball. She has a perfectly toned, tight, young body. It's the best sex I've ever had. She's sexually aggressive and very adventurous in bed. She leaves for college in the fall and I'm going to miss her. I'm becoming addicted to her. She's so beautiful. Pics related.
>>717449984 Mexfag, lived in argentina for a year. Isn't selling that shit dangerous? Like someone shooting you in the face dangerous? I have the impression that in Mex crime is really organized and you can get protected by your cartel but Arg looks like it's every man for himself
You know what? FUCK YOU, Ashley. I thought were friends, but apparently, I was nothing more than a stupid, fat weeb to you. Even after all these years since high school, you didn't even bother to talk to me when we saw each other again (on a train), and on FB, you just ignored everything I said. So 'great' or whatever because you can speak 5-6 phrases in Korean, yet you rip on me for being conversational in Japanese and you only date the beta-est white guys. Not only that, but you're covered in tattoos now, and already divorced from that OTHER beta-cuck you were with. Ran all the way to California, failed, then had to come back here just to do it all again. Fuck you, Ashley.
And for the rest of you 'friends and family' who don't even bother to check if I'm still alive (but still remain on my FB), don't worry; I'm going ot succeed and shove my success in each and every one of your fat, judgmental faces. Especially yours, JT; you've always been a selfish, egotistical, self-centered cunt, and I look forward to surpassing you in EVERY aspect of adult life. All of you should just sit back and smile while you still can, because I'm going to rise, and I'm going to rise hard and fast.
>>717450738 It is every man for themself, but the demand is higher than the supply, even if all the paco in the world was right where i lived, the supply will still be higher, that's why other drug dealers dont really give a fuck if you sell that shit, as long as it's not it's territory.. also this shit is so fucking addicting and so cheap you have them hooked up after one hit. (also, even if i got shot in the face i wouldn't really care, i mean i dont do it myself 'cause i'm a pussy, so i'll be better if someone else does it for me)
>>717451124 Wanna know what I think? You should just save up, take the ship to uruguay and start a cannabis club, sell weed legally, you know english, so you could serve tourists. Its just that a friend of an argentinian friend got shot like 7 times in her house bc her boyfriend owed his dealer. I don't know why I worry about strangers, but I always do.
I have a secret in a secret >Be me, a skinny guy, love sucking cock and facials >nobody knows I'm a fag, except the other gay guys whom I met. >go to some club for the fifth time where guys fuck everywhere >bears, daddies, twinks, old guys, fat guys, ... >they already know me there, so they approach me, because they know I love every cock >they feel me up, grab my ass and kiss me >I go with four guys to some room >Start sucking on them cocks >One guy wants to fuck me, so I let him. >I now have 1 cock in my ass, 1 in my mouth and 2 in my hands. >Other guy is curious and comes in to join. >Start gagging on his cock, while a bear fucks me >At the end, they gather round me and I suck everyone to completion >They cum on my face and the new guy licks it off.
>>717451605 Thanks dude, i never tought of going to uruguay, but seems like a good plan, even tho it may be a pain in the ass to start a cannabis club, i may look into it, i mean if it really works, you may pretty much just saved my ass, thanks anon
>I thank them and I exchange numbers with them later on, for car fucking and stuff. >Clean myself in shower and take a rest afterwards, by drinking some stuff. >After half an hour, I'm ready for more cocksucking, but I also want them to piss on me. >Start asking around then suddenly...
>I notice in my left eye, a familiar face. >Holy shit, no fucking way! >I turn around and go to some room, where he can't see me and stay there. >I'm fucking shaking, but keep looking at his actions. >He is fucking some twink, while another one licks his ass. >Mfw my dad is in a gay club. >Later on, he goes to a glory hole, to probably get sucked or suck cock. >I go to the dressing room and leave.
I visit him like two times a month. He doesn't know I know he is a fellow fag. Once I thought about sucking him off in the gloryhole room, but it's too risky.
My wife has numerous disabilities from a car wreck. I fantasize each one of her problems are made human and I get 5 rounds, bare fisted, to beat them to within an inch of life. Then, she gets to shoot each one dead.
It's twisted, I know. But we deserve that form of grotesque justice. They made her cry - they won't get away with it.
I still make beautiful love to her, but it's difficult. She's 45 and got the mind of an 11 year old. I have to teach her again and again how to have sex. Sometimes it scares her. And with the damage to her endocrine system, she's in some kind of perpetual puberty, which tightens her pussy each day. She's basically a virgin every few days - pussy even bleeds when I enter her.
>>717455746 >>717455612 Have to agree. I was hanging out with them once, and she left her phone unlocked. Read some messages where she was telling her friend about her ex's 9 incher, and how it compared to (my friends) 5 inched
>shit my pants on a near daily basis until i was like 11 >used to have to clean undies in the shower >started shitting in the shower >no longer actually use toilet for shitting, just do everything in shower for better cleanup >slowly developed a mild scat fetish because of all of this
I think traps are gay. As a straight man, I've lessened how much I use /b/ substantially because I've become annoyed by how much of the threads involve dick.
Now, I don't hate gays, that's not my issue here. You be you and all that, but come on, "feminine penis" is now a thing because of you guys.
Seriously, 7 years ago /b/ was a cesspit of hate and homophobia, whereupon being called a fag was the highest insult. Now, just about every fucking thread has a tranny in it.
What happened, /b/?
What turned this board from socially awkward, high-functioning autistc nerds into such a bunch of sissy, cuckold, crossdressing faggots? I swear, half of you are happy having your girl cuck you with some BBC, and the other half want to fuck and suck the BBC.
>>717446257 >be me >19 >go on vacation with your cousin and her family like every year >a befriended family of them comes aswell >smell your cousins socks and panties like every year >the other family arrives >they have a 10yr old daughter >mfw I see her little socked feet >explodingboner.gif >wait for them to leave the house >go to her room and smell those socks and panties >best smell in the world >jerk it off while sniffing >one of the biggest loads in my life >they come back >rub her feet after she was skiing >cuddle with her Pretty good holidays for me I would say.
My 13yo niece recently started being sexually active so me and my gf helped her get on bc. her parents are conservative jesusfags so she couldnt bring it up with them. Also told her she could come over to our house if she ever needed someplace safe/secret to hang out with friends, fuck, or what ever.
Killed my dad when he was dying in his hospital bed. After a day of listening to him in pain and unable to open his eyes I thought fuck it, this shit has to stop. No one's doing anything about it. The hospital wouldn't make him unconscious. Put my hand over his mouth and nose. It was over in less than a minute. Poor bastard.
Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister, have been since summer. We try to fuck a couple times a week at least. Besides us, only her sister knows. I know if my friend found out he would be jealous as fuck but I prefer to avoid any needless drama.
fucked my best friend while we were both drunk and her fiance was working, cum buckets inside her, got her pregnant. She convinced him he knocked her up, kid was born 2 months before their wedding. They asked me to be godfather, husband has no idea it's not his.
Trans girl here. I'm a 24/7 live in pet to my girlfriend. My favorite sex usually leaves me crying and/or bloodied or bruised. For example I spent NYE wearing cat ears and a tail buttplug being walked on all fours, forced to only meow, worshipping her body, and being degraded and restrained. Oddly enough, I fucking love it.
>>717461969 Bit different in that me and the woman had an affair but she got knocked up a year before they got married. She managed to convince him it was his after we agreed we couldn't make it work. Fucked her recently with another buddy kek but we don't see each other that often any more
i'm feminazi. i hate men. i mean, i know it's bad and all, so i keep it to myself, because i don't want to seem like a stupid cunt, but - the thing is, i only get turned on while thinking about men using girls as actual objects, treating them as a fuck toys, slaves etc. so yeah. i hate myself lol
Live me and daughter. Horny all the time. Got sick and needed meds to sleep. Kept going to a local place where I know the chemist stock up on expensive meds at next to nothing prices. I cum on and in everything my daughter has. From socks and pjs to toothpaste tubes, water bottles and her hair. On top of that... here's the confession part. Since I got severely ill I've recovered and for going onto 3 years now I've been slipping sleeping pills and oil shots into her diet before she naturally sleeps meaning she doesn't feel the queasiness before and tell something is up. Shes just asleep and then out like lamp. I fuck her and "play with her for usually 2 hrs since thats when sleep can be interrupted. Will go in detail if anons want me to but haven't typed out yet and just hit near word count limit.
>>717462355 Well, she's naturally submissive, and she's extremely trusting of me. I started using the Silva tone, from an old meditation recording. It's supposed to induce some different form of brain waves. It's the one she uses when meditating, so I would put it on when she was asleep, and repeat commands in a slow and rhythmic way.
"*Her name*, it's me, Anon. Think about me. I want you to focus on me, how I make you feel. I make you feel safe. I make you feel secure. You want to make me happy. You want to be mine. You want to be safe and mine. You want to be happy and mine. You want to be mine. I love you. I make you happy. You love me. I make you feel safe. I make you feel good. I make you feel relaxed. I make you feel horny. You want to be mine. You want to make me happy. You want to feel good. You want to make me feel good. Focus on me. Think about how I make you feel. You want to make me feel good. You want to make me happy. You want to make me feel good. You want to do what I tell you. You want to be obedient and happy. You want to be obedient and safe. You want me. You want to be mine"
And the like. If I'm going to describe the tone of voice, I'd say you should speak in a calming, caring, but stern way. The way you would speak to a child or a drunk friend.
I have a girlfriend (for over a year) and keep hardcore flirting with two other girls I know. Both are also in relationships. Even holding hands with one of them with her boyfriend right next to her...
>>717446257 I act like I'm self confident but I know that I'm cursed with being ugly as fuck. It ruined my self confidence. Unfortunately I've got it from my father who's ugly as fuck too. To make things worse my brother is very good looking, always had lots of girls, I guess he got the right genes from my mother. I've looked in the mirror so many times hoping that I was just exaggerating and that I could tell myself 'you look ok', but every single time I'm filled with disgust. I don't dare to try and pick up girls anymore and have been single and sexless for about 10 years.
>>717446257 When I was 7, I accidentally suffocated my baby brother with a pillow whilst trying to silence his crying. My parents to this day still think it was SIDS. I can still hear my mother's screams.
im a highly potential bipolar fucktard my dad is kinda rich so i can live alone without being forced to work / go back to school (im 23) most of the people i know see me as a happy/fun/normal person lol nothing matters, the only goal or value there is to things is the one you put in it and im unable to do that since i see something void / repulsing in every people / thing i get to know cannot kill myself since im a fucking kid who cannot stop believing that there is something in life that will make all of that shit worth, so im just patiently waiting to die
>Be me, have a old PC >My brother bought a new PC >I took his graphics card and put my card in his PC >Go from GTX760 to a GTX980TI >Brother complains why my PC can run better games than his >Brother is stupid and think the driver is broken >Didn't tell him since a year >Have a good card since a year
me and a friend are two of the biggest players in our social group but recently we both came out to each other as bisexual and now fool around with each other without any of our friends knowing. we still prefer chicks but we both find gay sex hot
weed and short relationships ( no matter the kind ) kinda helps passing the time its easier once you realize that you can just use people to get any kind of distractment without owning them shit afterwards
I saw my girlfriend take on three guys including a friend of mines at yesterday new year's party. I walked in the room and found her naked surrounded by them. One of them asked me if I wanted to join in not knowing I was her boyfriend. My girlfriend and friend were both looking at me scared out of their minds that they were busted. I pretended like I didn't even know them and joined in anyways. Throughout that whole night she didn't even mention to them I was her boyfriend and acted like she didn't know me either. We eventually all passed out or left when we were done. I went home without her and haven't texted her since yesterday. She's been trying to call and text me for the last hour. I don't know exactly how I feel about all this yet.
>>717471515 She wants me to pick up so we can talk and she wants to know where I am because she's scared that I'm not at home. There's also a few text about her saying she's sorry that she cheated on me and that kind of stuff but most of it is just her worrying about where I am right now actually.
>>717448849 eh, take it as it is man. It's part of you, and you must learn to love yourself. I was recently diagnosed with high functioning Bi-polar and as a sociopath. But have you seen the ever growing list of mental disorders? If everyone went to see a doctor 100% of people would come out with some kind of disorder. Take it with a grain of salt, and like I said previously man, just learn to accept yourself.
she'll give you the all female 3somes. but that's the deal. you get a chick who will or you get the other 98% of chicks who won't. you willl kick yourself in the ass for years if you let this one go. it will be all you can fap to for the rest of your life.
>>717472901 That's what I'm trying to figure out. When I walked in and saw her, I felt so mad but at the same time I felt turned on as well. A part of me actually wanted to just punch her in the face but a part of me was so aroused by what was happening too. I feel kind of guilty and disgusted for getting turned on by it but at the same time I also felt like I enjoyed it. It's like a cluster fuck of emotions all happening at once.
On her back or something near there. I didn't really pay attention to where the other guys blew their load but I know she swallowed one guys cum I think.
>>717472932 I don't know if I really want a girl like that or not. I mean it got me excited gangbanging her but should I even date a girl like that?
>>717474558 came home early from a business trip, apparently she had also been fucking my friend as I walked in on my living room smelling of sex, he was in his boxers on my couch and she was in the shower. I hadn't been there all week, so no way should the house smell like sex.
>>717473943 the sexual humiliation aside she cheated on you meaning you cant trust that person. if trust isnt important for you in a relationship stay with her. but if it is leave her. in my book trust is the foundation for a healthy relationship its basic stuff that you guys dont have
When my son was nine, I went into his room to talk to him about sex. He was asking a lot of questions and he asked me what a blowjob was. Since I was horny and my wife had left me six months prior, I told my son to hold on. I went into my bathroom, took my pants off, got hard, went into his room, grabbed him by the throat. Face fucked him, smacked him after cumming in his mouth, and walked away.
When he came downstairs a few hours later crying, I was making dinner and said to him, "that's what a fucking blowjob is. Here's some mac and cheese."
>>717446712 What did the 37 year-old look like? Was she hot? Big tits? Nice ass? Got any pics of her? Or of any of the other girls you fooled around with? And why did you not try to fuck her or do more than just get a handjob with this woman after the massage?
Also, why the fuck do so many of you guys also fuck around with dudes? Is there something that causes more people to want to be gay these days?
>>717474895 she was a cheater, I don't play the cuck game so I booted her ass out. Not currently married, single as of about a month; and it's not that hard to find a girl willing to try beast, as I've had 3 gf's since then that were down. Be decent looking enough, and manipulative enough you can get a girl to fall for you hard enough to be willing to explore it.
>>717465144 Please post more about this! How did it happen? What did the mom look like? Big gits? Nice ass? Tight pussy? Did you cum inside her? And what dose she look like now? Also, what were/are your ages? And does your girlfriend know that you fucked her mom? And have you fooled around with her since you got with your girlfriend?
Also, are you down to post pics of either/both of them?
I'm chronic depressed. I'm about to finish high school, but i've no idea what to do afterwards. I've almost no friends and in class I'm almost always alone. My family thinks i'm doing great and that i've friends but that I'm just too busy with homework to have any of them to visit me. I've been thinking about suicide a lot but i'm probably not gonna go through with it because i don't want to make my parents sad.
Never have. I did it to my son purely because I wanted to humiliate him for the rest of his life. So his cunt mother can deal with a broken faggot forever. I only have to be involved with him til he's eighteen then I have no obligation to speak to him again.
>>717474394 That actually sounds like a good idea but I don't want to call her quite yet and talk about it with her.
>>717474793 Very true. I think what mostly gets me is that she cheated on me and not the act itself. If she really wanted I think I probably would have let her sleep around if she told me but the fact that she didn't really irkes me. I just don't know if breaking my trust once is enough for me to leave her. We've been together for so long that I feel like I should forgive her and give her a second chance but at the same time I feel that breaking my trust once is enough too.
im almost 25 and i've never ever had female contact. I act like mr.tough edgy guy that isn't bothered by it but i'd trade it all for a fucking handshake or even a 10 second conversation with a girl. pathetic i know.
im getting to the point where people are gonna start questioning wtf is going on here...
>secret I've been fucking my manager for about 6 months. She's 3 years older than me and married, smoking hot, blonde, metal chick. I have been living with my GF although we're on the verge of breaking up now because she can tell somethings up and I don't really care any more since I'm into this chick anyway. I even lost my job because of it since our boss started to suspect something and he was jealous of me because he's mad into her. Actually want her to leave her husband for me but probably won't happen.
>>717446257 I once knew a second hand book store in town, where the guy selling you magazines was drunk all the time. We started to go in, got $2 a staple of very cheap worn off comics, putting them on a big staple of hand selected very glossy porn, mostly in sealed in plastic, which would cost $10 or more. Per mag.
My friend was the guy misdirecting the guy by behaving strange, I slipped in the comics and the porn in the bag.
We did this for about a year. Later I found out that some of the porn was special edition Penthouse which went up to $50 per edition. My mum once found two big bags of it and threw it all away...
>be me >go on party >meet cute girl >choke >try to impress girl >take out amphetamine >me take, show girl >girl take >girl cry >girl disappear >me dance >Girl comes back with firends >Firends are pissed >wanna fight >me no wanna fight >Me try to say it´s good, trying help >friends really angry
>>717476942 >friends attack >me scared don't know how to react >decide to go hail Mary >pull out me dick >swing around me dick and make helicopter noise >her friends run away >leave me dick out >profit
>>717476686 Yeah my bad. I always call her Jenny. Last name H_ _ _ _ N? Everything you just said sounds like her man. I think we were at the same party. Fucking unbelievable... I even heard her moaning upstairs but I thought there was just one guy with her. Fuck... Are you and Jennifer close? Friends or what?
> I was glad when my grandpa died. Not because it meant he was no longer in pain, just because I wouldn't have to put up with his obnoxious preaching.
> Major momcest fetish . . . not because my mom was beautiful or that I love her so much . . . it's because she was a CUNT from hell. My last fap was to a mom/son rape scene.
> I could ruin a guy's life with a couple Cancerbook messages. I don't care to see him live out the last couple of decades alone and a pariah, estranged from his kids and divorced from his wife. If he pisses me off too much I'll go ahead and pull the trigger.
>>717477345 Sounds about right. Small world I guess. Can't believe you heard her, guess everyone near the room probably did as well. Yeah me and her a friends. I knew her since first year. How do you know her?
>>717478281 yeah his MtF wife doesn't even know he's straight, or that their Latina adopted daughter wants to deport her and build a wall. What a total PoS. Plus I heard him talking bad about Isis, what an islamaphobe!
>>717477913 Fuck I know right. Didn't think I would actually meet anyone I knew on here. If it makes you feel better we didn't actually know who was in the room. I actually thought Ashley was in there since I didn't see her all night so don't worry about it man. Nice, I knew Jennifer since Highschool. I'm actually dating her best friend so you might know who I am now.
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