Everyone has a secret. Post your secret here. Secrets

>>717446257

finger mom friend back car

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I like girl but girl like me? always busy but give it a shot on vacation! but no girl on vacation. but maybe she shy.

Now I paste in every text I sent her and her replies below.

(congratulations, you're a meme now faggot)

my dog fucks me when they're not home

>>717446257

i cheat on my girlfriend of 3 years with strangers off the internet. I've had threesomes, given facials then left, and messed around with a guy and still haven't been caught. Have had STD scares but nothing so far (safe play, so only things really worried about are HSV/HPV)

probably the weirdest was answering a message to give a massage to this 37 year old lady. Walked in and gave her one, then she jerked me off and thanked me for relaxing her

>>717446257

Does having found 2 girls on kik that I've regularly spoken to having shown me their dogs lick them count?

>>717446823

I was lucky enough that we were talking about secrets and I mentioned I saw bestialty porn as a teenager and she asked if I was interested in it, hinting she wasn't put off by it so I came clean and BINGO.

The other said her dogs were bothering her when she masturbated and I asked other question which ended in her showing me a vid of her dog licking her.

Just lucky. I'm in a bestiality kik group now. Beastforum wasn't so successful as I'm not from the US.

How about you?

>>717446933

what's her kik?

>>717446963

nice try

no means no.

>or does it?

>or does it matter?

When I was 13 my 15 year old sister caught me wanking. I tried to hide but she told me to carry on or she'd "tell mum". So I stood and wanked and came as my sis watched. She watched me wank a few times that week, then said she wanted me to swallow my own cum. I always got turned on by her watching so agreed, but the first couple of times I came in a glass I chickened out. The third time I was going to chicken out again but sis asked if I would swallow it if she showed me her tits. I said I wanted to feel them, she agreed lifted her T-shirt and bra to show me her tits. I immediately reached out and started feeling and squeezing them, feeling turned-on again. Said I wanted to suck them, she replied only if I swallowed my cum. Picked up glass and swallowed my cum, wasn't as bad as I had expected. Then sis let me suck and play with her tits for 5 minutes. Carried on like that for a couple of years. Sometimes she would get topless and kneel in front of me with her mouth open and encourage me to cum by telling me how much she wanted my cock in her mouth while playing with her tits. I always came in the glass and swallowed it apart from once when I came on her face and into her mouth. She swallowed my cum but was really angry at me.

>>717447300

I hope you are burned alive one day. You deserve it.

>>717447506

there there snowflake

>>717447300

rapist

>go on

I am obsessed with fingering my unresponsive recovering from surgery pts. I have had my finger in the vagina of over 100 women just in the last 2 years. I dont finger kids as that would be wrong.

>>717447825

nice! doc? nurse? candystripper?

Not a furry/scalie, but I find snakes fucking sexy.

>>717447825

Dr. Roger M. Levin? Oh wait, no. He penetrates assholes and mostly children.

>sorry

It turns me on that my fiancees ex had a huge cock and she still wants him. (i read her phone)

>>717448091

gril? or faggot?

>>717447441
Consider yourself lucky, all of my sisters fucking hate me

>>717448272
Lesbian.

>>717448295

probably because you don't fuck them

>>717448325

gril then

do you fuck the snakes?

>>717448436

or should I say do the snakes fuck you?

>>717447936
>>717448251
recovery nurse fag here. My favs are milfs getting breast augmentation but Im not picky. They always trim their boxes nice and neat because they know Im going to see them... Ive also had an opportunity to play with toes -thats a little more problematic because of location.

>>717448568
Nope, my dad used to have a python and I let it wrap around my arm sometimes. Then it died, and I just moved on to watching snake porn.

>>717448637
breast augs / see pussy? how does that work

>>717446257
jerked off while suckin sisters dildo

I think I have borderline personality disorder and I don't know how to feel about that

>>717448748
>watching snake porn.

do tell

I've seen the webm of anon fucking a snake but that's the only one.

what other snake porn is there?

>>717448849

i see what you did there

>>717446257
I lost my aunt and uncle yesterday to a car crash, i really just want to kill myself

>>717448849
Just about everyone on /b/ is. I like to think of having personality disorder (specifically being sociopathic) as being positive. Sociopaths are always the smartest, most charismatic, and fastest to cope in a traumatic situation. Sociopaths don't really need other people and usually end up being very successful. Don't feel bad anon

>>717446257
I'm about 99.9% certain that my husband is not the father of my children.

>>717449101

sorry to hear that anon

>>717448769
Recovery nurse. I'm waiting for meds to wear off. Its always fun to wait till they are very close to being awake then slide a finger against their clit sometimes they even moan. Most of the meds render memory very spotty so they never remember much about that time period. The only danger is from staff walking in.

>>717449165

hi Mom. Fuck me and I won't tell Dad.

>>717448900
Mostly hentai, because it fits in with the "tentacle rape" genre. I found a video a while ago of a guy and girl fucking while a snake was on them, I couldn't find it after a while though.

>>717448849
I had a gf with BPD. She was crazy, I had to leave her for my own sanity. My advice is get help, learn how to control it and you'll be happy

>>717449197

you said you like breast aug MILFs the best because they trim their box because they know you're going to see it.

>why would they KNOW you'll see their box for a tit job?

just saying

>>717449101
Probably best. They will never have to see Trump sworn in as President.
Wouldnt a hero though. Trump will have us all dead in a fire soon enough.

>>717449327

guess it just goes to show that lesbians are like guys

>>717449183
thanks, /b/ is pretty much what's keeping me alive latelly

>>717449410

word

I've had threeways with my sister and even done it withbher alone.

>>717446257
Took a shit on a wallet and left it

>>717449363
MILFS going to elective surgery always get pussy trimed / toes done because they KNOW people are going to see them naked. Using the first person was a bit of bragidoso on my part. I have however fucked a pt that I recovered. I knew her from town - called and asked her out. Pussy was so sweet.

>>717449410
>not from us

At least it doesn't seem that bad there, i mean, the only money income i get is from selling paco (some sort of crack) on the street, it would be a fucking dream to go to the us, i mean it would be a dream to go anywhere else but here

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>>717446257
I'm not attracted to black women or black men, but black trans get me rock hard.

I'm about to cheat on by gf with an 18 gear at my work. We've never fucked, I'm going to put it in her ass for the 1st time, she's never done anal. I'm 30.

>>717449659

I'm still missing why they know you're gonna see their pussy if they are getting a boob job.

>explain it to me like I'm retarded

>>717449673
The only place they call coke residue "paco" that I know of is Argentina

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>>717449784

>>717449912
spot on

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>>717449935
Every time.

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I'm a high school teacher. I'm fucking an 18 year old senior. She runs track and plays volleyball. She has a perfectly toned, tight, young body. It's the best sex I've ever had. She's sexually aggressive and very adventurous in bed. She leaves for college in the fall and I'm going to miss her. I'm becoming addicted to her. She's so beautiful. Pics related.

Hannah?

>>717449907
Because it doesn't matter what surgery you get, you're completely. Asked except for a paper gown which gets changed due to blood.

>>717449659
>>717449907

show me on the doll where the doctor cut you MILF-lady

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>>717450544

pic related

>>717450590
>>717450529
>except for a paper gown

which would mean you don't think you're going to be seen naked

>must be missing something

>>717449984
Mexfag, lived in argentina for a year. Isn't selling that shit dangerous? Like someone shooting you in the face dangerous? I have the impression that in Mex crime is really organized and you can get protected by your cartel but Arg looks like it's every man for himself

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You know what? FUCK YOU, Ashley. I thought were friends, but apparently, I was nothing more than a stupid, fat weeb to you. Even after all these years since high school, you didn't even bother to talk to me when we saw each other again (on a train), and on FB, you just ignored everything I said. So 'great' or whatever because you can speak 5-6 phrases in Korean, yet you rip on me for being conversational in Japanese and you only date the beta-est white guys. Not only that, but you're covered in tattoos now, and already divorced from that OTHER beta-cuck you were with. Ran all the way to California, failed, then had to come back here just to do it all again. Fuck you, Ashley.

And for the rest of you 'friends and family' who don't even bother to check if I'm still alive (but still remain on my FB), don't worry; I'm going ot succeed and shove my success in each and every one of your fat, judgmental faces. Especially yours, JT; you've always been a selfish, egotistical, self-centered cunt, and I look forward to surpassing you in EVERY aspect of adult life. All of you should just sit back and smile while you still can, because I'm going to rise, and I'm going to rise hard and fast.

Fuck Trump and them, this'll be MY year.

>>717450738
It is every man for themself, but the demand is higher than the supply, even if all the paco in the world was right where i lived, the supply will still be higher, that's why other drug dealers dont really give a fuck if you sell that shit, as long as it's not it's territory.. also this shit is so fucking addicting and so cheap you have them hooked up after one hit. (also, even if i got shot in the face i wouldn't really care, i mean i dont do it myself 'cause i'm a pussy, so i'll be better if someone else does it for me)

>>717448251
>>

>Dr. Roger M. Levin

http://baddoctordatabase.tumblr.com/post/143399371707/dr-roger-mason-levin

>>717448269

oh yeah? whats her kik?

>>717449524

greentext that shit faggot

* first time sex sister (ages both)
* last time sex sister (ages both)
* best time sex sister

>Go!

>>717449784

still not gay

When I was 16 I took the v of my sister's 11yo best friend

>>717451124
Wanna know what I think? You should just save up, take the ship to uruguay and start a cannabis club, sell weed legally, you know english, so you could serve tourists. Its just that a friend of an argentinian friend got shot like 7 times in her house bc her boyfriend owed his dealer. I don't know why I worry about strangers, but I always do.

I have a secret in a secret
>Be me, a skinny guy, love sucking cock and facials
>nobody knows I'm a fag, except the other gay guys whom I met.
>go to some club for the fifth time where guys fuck everywhere
>bears, daddies, twinks, old guys, fat guys, ...
>they already know me there, so they approach me, because they know I love every cock
>they feel me up, grab my ass and kiss me
>I go with four guys to some room
>Start sucking on them cocks
>One guy wants to fuck me, so I let him.
>I now have 1 cock in my ass, 1 in my mouth and 2 in my hands.
>Other guy is curious and comes in to join.
>Start gagging on his cock, while a bear fucks me
>At the end, they gather round me and I suck everyone to completion
>They cum on my face and the new guy licks it off.

Cont?

>>717448637
do you have thier kiks?

>>717451605
Thanks dude, i never tought of going to uruguay, but seems like a good plan, even tho it may be a pain in the ass to start a cannabis club, i may look into it, i mean if it really works, you may pretty much just saved my ass, thanks anon

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I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year. Enjoy the leaks and leak one yourself - snap-leak-cf

>>717451713

shit or get off the pot faggot. tell or don't. it take your dramaqueenattentionwhoring somewhere else.

>>717451460

get caught?

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>>717452287

is this spam a fucking paid ad? is gook moot making money on this?

I keep reporting this fucking spam and it never gets removed.

>DAMN YOU GOOK MOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>717452395
ok.

>I thank them and I exchange numbers with them later on, for car fucking and stuff.
>Clean myself in shower and take a rest afterwards, by drinking some stuff.
>After half an hour, I'm ready for more cocksucking, but I also want them to piss on me.
>Start asking around then suddenly...

>I notice in my left eye, a familiar face.
>Holy shit, no fucking way!
>I turn around and go to some room, where he can't see me and stay there.
>I'm fucking shaking, but keep looking at his actions.
>He is fucking some twink, while another one licks his ass.
>Mfw my dad is in a gay club.
>Later on, he goes to a glory hole, to probably get sucked or suck cock.
>I go to the dressing room and leave.

I visit him like two times a month. He doesn't know I know he is a fellow fag.
Once I thought about sucking him off in the gloryhole room, but it's too risky.

>>717452686
Do it faggot.

>>717451605

the violence in latin/south america is completely random, vicious and binary. they will shoot you in the head just to steal your shoe laces and think nothing of it

>>717452686

the faggot sure didn't fall far from the tree, did it?

>>717452760
Thanks dude, for real, i really appreciate it

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>>717453844

>fall far from the tree

>>717453500
It's over a year ago. Stopped clubbing, because dad got a std later on. I asked him how come.
He said he met some chick in a bar...

>>717449485
Do you still have your (grand)parents?

I'm literally obsessed with girls farting. I've sniffed 7 different girls farts, all girls the same age since I was 15, I'm now 22

vbmpp

>>717455163
yeah but no, i have no contact with them. think i've only met them once when i was a kid..

>>717454325
>ad got a std later on.

because dad's always tell their kids when they get std. I know I do.

>lying faggot

>>717455192

any of them in on it? or is this clandestine fart sniffing?

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My wife has numerous disabilities from a car wreck. I fantasize each one of her problems are made human and I get 5 rounds, bare fisted, to beat them to within an inch of life. Then, she gets to shoot each one dead.

It's twisted, I know. But we deserve that form of grotesque justice. They made her cry - they won't get away with it.

I still make beautiful love to her, but it's difficult. She's 45 and got the mind of an 11 year old. I have to teach her again and again how to have sex. Sometimes it scares her. And with the damage to her endocrine system, she's in some kind of perpetual puberty, which tightens her pussy each day. She's basically a virgin every few days - pussy even bleeds when I enter her.

>>717455612

dem lips were made for facefucking

>>717452518
We fucked quite a few more times before my sis found out, she was surprisingly cool about it. She didnt know i took her v though.

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>>717455746
>>717455612
Have to agree. I was hanging out with them once, and she left her phone unlocked. Read some messages where she was telling her friend about her ex's 9 incher, and how it compared to (my friends) 5 inched

>>717455547
They were all in on it. One of them even enjoyed having them sniffed while she masturbated

I got a friend who takes cares of my girlfriends sexual needs when I'm away.

>>717456035
got more?

I go to orgys hosted by a friend of mine every couple of months. He lets me fuck his gf right in front him despite knowing I use to have a thing for her.

>>717455452
Damn, take care for the years to come.

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>>717456430

>>717446493
> story

>>717456728
holy shit those lips

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I dress up like pic related and seek out older, fat men who'll use me like a toilet in public at night when the weather allows for it.

>>717456728
keep em coming

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>>717456904
>>717456728
What about em?

>>717457080
best cock sucking lips I've seen in a long time.
keep em coming

>shit my pants on a near daily basis until i was like 11
>used to have to clean undies in the shower
>started shitting in the shower
>no longer actually use toilet for shitting, just do everything in shower for better cleanup
>slowly developed a mild scat fetish because of all of this

i partially blame the internet for this

>>717453950

>original teletyper

TOp Lel

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>>717457259
>>717457080
delivaring

For so long i pretended to be dumb, and now I am dumb

When my nieces stay at my place i let them shower with me if they want to

>>717457381
I did the same, I know have a huge scat fetish

>>717451460
greentext pls

did u fuck her butt

>>717456958
older fat man here, I'd totally piss on you

Masturbated with sriracha once

I think traps are gay.
As a straight man, I've lessened how much I use /b/ substantially because I've become annoyed by how much of the threads involve dick.

Now, I don't hate gays, that's not my issue here. You be you and all that, but come on, "feminine penis" is now a thing because of you guys.

Seriously, 7 years ago /b/ was a cesspit of hate and homophobia, whereupon being called a fag was the highest insult. Now, just about every fucking thread has a tranny in it.

What happened, /b/?

What turned this board from socially awkward, high-functioning autistc nerds into such a bunch of sissy, cuckold, crossdressing faggots? I swear, half of you are happy having your girl cuck you with some BBC, and the other half want to fuck and suck the BBC.

i fuck my sister

>>717457883
Seeing poop slowly coming out of a nice, shaven asshole close up is nice

You can kinda feel their relief, especially for the bigger logs

>>717458158
we tried anal a couple times, she didnt like it. she loves rimjobs though

>>717456958
hot

hopefully a video or something surfaces of you being pissed on and stuff

(is it just piss or do you go further than that?)

>>717446257
>be me
>19
>go on vacation with your cousin and her family like every year
>a befriended family of them comes aswell
>smell your cousins socks and panties like every year
>the other family arrives
>they have a 10yr old daughter
>mfw I see her little socked feet
>explodingboner.gif
>wait for them to leave the house
>go to her room and smell those socks and panties
>best smell in the world
>jerk it off while sniffing
>one of the biggest loads in my life
>they come back
>rub her feet after she was skiing
>cuddle with her
Pretty good holidays for me I would say.

I pretend to be nice but i avoid my exfriends cause they're black

My 13yo niece recently started being sexually active so me and my gf helped her get on bc. her parents are conservative jesusfags so she couldnt bring it up with them. Also told her she could come over to our house if she ever needed someplace safe/secret to hang out with friends, fuck, or what ever.

>>717458267
age of sister?

>>717458319
how did it even start tho

>>717446257
I'm mentally unstable, depressed; and have a faint belief that I am the one, meant to save humanity

Few years ago at university me and another anon gang banged a woman who worked there with some other students. Best sex I ever had

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>>717458526
Someday a video will probably appear :P

I do more than just piss, like sucking, fucking, rimming, being tied, snort cum etc. But I really love piss.

>>717458878
I hope her parents find out and kill you.

>>717458992
nothing too fancy, just lots of txting and flirting

>>717459362
that's....
not specific

did u just ask for her number one day and started from there??

>>717459325
luckily thou shall not murder is one of the 10 commandments. Im sure they would rather her be on bc than getting pregnant

>>717450249
choose another one, tell her once done, and don't show any attachment so she may comeback to "visit" sometimes. that's the key

>>717458235
The jews

mor

>>717446493
Would love to be you

Killed my dad when he was dying in his hospital bed. After a day of listening to him in pain and unable to open his eyes I thought fuck it, this shit has to stop. No one's doing anything about it. The hospital wouldn't make him unconscious. Put my hand over his mouth and nose. It was over in less than a minute. Poor bastard.

Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister, have been since summer. We try to fuck a couple times a week at least. Besides us, only her sister knows. I know if my friend found out he would be jealous as fuck but I prefer to avoid any needless drama.

>>717460843
>

would love to be the dog

>>717460843

gril or faggot?

fucked my best friend while we were both drunk and her fiance was working, cum buckets inside her, got her pregnant.
She convinced him he knocked her up, kid was born 2 months before their wedding.
They asked me to be godfather, husband has no idea it's not his.

>>717461243
how did u guys start?
did u fuck her butt yet

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Trans girl here. I'm a 24/7 live in pet to my girlfriend. My favorite sex usually leaves me crying and/or bloodied or bruised. For example I spent NYE wearing cat ears and a tail buttplug being walked on all fours, forced to only meow, worshipping her body, and being degraded and restrained. Oddly enough, I fucking love it.

>>717461361
Had a very similar experience here. Feels good

I'm 30. I'm about to cheat on my gf with an 18yo I work with. Girl has never done anal, we're fucking for our 1st time, I'm going to put it in her butt.

>>717455746
>>717456035
>IMG_0124.jpg

praise Jesus

Sometimes when I'm fapping with my left hand, I'm really thinking about my right hand.

>>717461689
wat did u do?

>>717457502

those lips are so fucking sexy it almost feels like you're seeing her naked.

>>717461689
>>717461361

>you think someone would do that
>just lie on the internet

>>717457568

young, dumb and full of cum

>>717457666
>want

implying

with your satanic trips we're going to translate that to "if I make them"

I've hypnotized my girl in her sleep and used the power of suggestion to make her act more in the way I want to.

Since I've started, she's become much more submissive.
I've got her more willing to please me, anything I want sexually, she does for me.

Sometimes I feel bad about it, but it's just too much fun.

I look at pictures of naked women on the internet.

>>717461837
>>717462012
minacollage.4shared.com Post your favorite for more ;)

>>717446257
I

I held hands with a girl once.

>>717462169
How did you manage that impossible hypnotize task

>>717462120
nah, they can do w/e they want

>>717459325

come on, he's not fucking her. yet.

>>717460921

and that's the story of my father's ingrown toenail surgery

made out with m8 at a party. Know eachother from high school. Hella gay. but not weird now. 10/10 would def be a fag with him again.

>>717462404

not buying it pedobear.

kids don't just "want" to shower with Uncle Norbert

>>717461969
Bit different in that me and the woman had an affair but she got knocked up a year before they got married. She managed to convince him it was his after we agreed we couldn't make it work. Fucked her recently with another buddy kek but we don't see each other that often any more

>>717461361

so I'm guessing they fucked too. why you sure it's yours?

i'm feminazi. i hate men. i mean, i know it's bad and all, so i keep it to myself, because i don't want to seem like a stupid cunt, but - the thing is, i only get turned on while thinking about men using girls as actual objects, treating them as a fuck toys, slaves etc. so yeah. i hate myself lol

>>717461691
what what in the butt?

Live me and daughter. Horny all the time. Got sick and needed meds to sleep. Kept going to a local place where I know the chemist stock up on expensive meds at next to nothing prices. I cum on and in everything my daughter has. From socks and pjs to toothpaste tubes, water bottles and her hair. On top of that... here's the confession part. Since I got severely ill I've recovered and for going onto 3 years now I've been slipping sleeping pills and oil shots into her diet before she naturally sleeps meaning she doesn't feel the queasiness before and tell something is up. Shes just asleep and then out like lamp. I fuck her and "play with her for usually 2 hrs since thats when sleep can be interrupted. Will go in detail if anons want me to but haven't typed out yet and just hit near word count limit.

>>717463111

he treats objects like women, man.

>>717463111
do you have a hairy pussy, and if yes, can you post it?

>>717462355
Well, she's naturally submissive, and she's extremely trusting of me.
I started using the Silva tone, from an old meditation recording. It's supposed to induce some different form of brain waves.
It's the one she uses when meditating, so I would put it on when she was asleep, and repeat commands in a slow and rhythmic way.

Example

"*Her name*, it's me, Anon. Think about me. I want you to focus on me, how I make you feel. I make you feel safe. I make you feel secure. You want to make me happy. You want to be mine. You want to be safe and mine. You want to be happy and mine. You want to be mine. I love you. I make you happy. You love me. I make you feel safe. I make you feel good. I make you feel relaxed. I make you feel horny. You want to be mine. You want to make me happy. You want to feel good. You want to make me feel good. Focus on me. Think about how I make you feel. You want to make me feel good. You want to make me happy. You want to make me feel good. You want to do what I tell you. You want to be obedient and happy. You want to be obedient and safe. You want me. You want to be mine"

And the like. If I'm going to describe the tone of voice, I'd say you should speak in a calming, caring, but stern way. The way you would speak to a child or a drunk friend.

>>717463427
like what kind of things she didn't do before did you make her do?

I have a girlfriend (for over a year) and keep hardcore flirting with two other girls I know. Both are also in relationships. Even holding hands with one of them with her boyfriend right next to her...

>>717446257
It wasn't a miscarriage, it was an abortion.

>>717446257
I act like I'm self confident but I know that I'm cursed with being ugly as fuck. It ruined my self confidence. Unfortunately I've got it from my father who's ugly as fuck too. To make things worse my brother is very good looking, always had lots of girls, I guess he got the right genes from my mother. I've looked in the mirror so many times hoping that I was just exaggerating and that I could tell myself 'you look ok', but every single time I'm filled with disgust. I don't dare to try and pick up girls anymore and have been single and sexless for about 10 years.

>>717446257
When I was 7, I accidentally suffocated my baby brother with a pillow whilst trying to silence his crying. My parents to this day still think it was SIDS. I can still hear my mother's screams.

>>717463729
Before, she was reluctant to do anal, and oral was uncommon. I pick out what clothes she wears, and I've gotten her a collar that she wears around the house.

Now I can get either when I want it. All I have to do is start acting a bit more dominant around her and it'll turn her right on.

For example, a firm grip of the back of the neck, putting my hands on her hips, looking into her eyes and grabbing her chin to pull her face up for a kiss.

If I get her horny, all I have to do is say "I want *blank* from you, sweetie, be a good girl now." or something along those lines.

All I have to do is take charge.

>>717464068
Have you tried men

>>717464436
I'm not attracted to men at all.

>>717460921
Tough one, anon. Thanks for sharing.
Hope someone does me the favor when the time comes.

>>717464291
man thats dark, really sorry for you

>>717446257
I had sex with my girlfriend's mom before I started dating her

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>>717464291

>>717465144
that's cool, have you thought about a threesome?

>>717465344
Yes, but I highly doubt either would agree to it

>>717458235
Seriously this

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>>717446257
My girlfriend dumped me 5 days ago. I made out that it was difficult to leave her when I got my things from her house, it was easy.

pic related

I was only friends with someone so I could go to their house and fuck their sibling after everyone else went to sleep.

im a highly potential bipolar fucktard
my dad is kinda rich so i can live alone without being forced to work / go back to school (im 23)
most of the people i know see me as a happy/fun/normal person lol
nothing matters, the only goal or value there is to things is the one you put in it and im unable to do that since i see something void / repulsing in every people / thing i get to know
cannot kill myself since im a fucking kid who cannot stop believing that there is something in life that will make all of that shit worth, so im just patiently waiting to die

>>717465851
>fuck their sibling
so that was the dudes little brother...amirite

>>717464291

that's a good one

reminds me of the wife who was thrilled to have found a way to make her husband stop snoring by pouring water down his mouth

>same result

>>717464068

>>717466071
Could be brother, could be sister, either way is hot

>>717464068
Let's see your ugly mug

>>717463151
Continue man

>Be me, have a old PC
>My brother bought a new PC
>I took his graphics card and put my card in his PC
>Go from GTX760 to a GTX980TI
>Brother complains why my PC can run better games than his
>Brother is stupid and think the driver is broken
>Didn't tell him since a year
>Have a good card since a year

>>717466028
what you just said describes exactly how I feel though no rich parents so I'm mostly poor and struggle. Nothing feels worth it, but neither does killing myself.

>>717464291

ever told anyone about this until now?

>>717467245
I've mentioned it online a few times but never to anyone I know.

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>>717446257
My secret is:

I blackmailed my ex-girlfriend. Pretending to be a Colombian narco, kek still worth it.

i have 1800 pictures and 35 videos of her.

>>717466708
your brother must be really fucking retarded, because it says which graphics card you have in the driver settings

me and a friend are two of the biggest players in our social group but recently we both came out to each other as bisexual and now fool around with each other without any of our friends knowing. we still prefer chicks but we both find gay sex hot

>>717468213
Yes he is, I told him it gets wrongly displayed

>>717468213
Not the guy, but a LOT of people aren't that computer savvy or are gullible.

I was forced to wear my sister's panties as a child and now it's the only thing that really gets me off.

bmpp

>>717467065

weed and short relationships ( no matter the kind ) kinda helps passing the time
its easier once you realize that you can just use people to get any kind of distractment without owning them shit afterwards

>>717469227

nice trips

>>717470678
thanks!

>>717470678
but he didn't get trips

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I saw my girlfriend take on three guys including a friend of mines at yesterday new year's party. I walked in the room and found her naked surrounded by them. One of them asked me if I wanted to join in not knowing I was her boyfriend. My girlfriend and friend were both looking at me scared out of their minds that they were busted. I pretended like I didn't even know them and joined in anyways. Throughout that whole night she didn't even mention to them I was her boyfriend and acted like she didn't know me either. We eventually all passed out or left when we were done. I went home without her and haven't texted her since yesterday. She's been trying to call and text me for the last hour. I don't know exactly how I feel about all this yet.

>>717471337
What does her texts msg say?

>>717468206

yeah, she's retard

07950 237903

Ask her for secrets

>>717470915

nice dubs yourself anon

>>717471337

you got yourself a keeper anon. call her, thank her, hold her tight and never let her go.

>and give me her kik

>>717471337
fuck her 24/7, then leave here, make pics, videos, and shit.

>>717471515
She wants me to pick up so we can talk and she wants to know where I am because she's scared that I'm not at home. There's also a few text about her saying she's sorry that she cheated on me and that kind of stuff but most of it is just her worrying about where I am right now actually.

>>717449197
you are a sick fuck.

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>>717470915

OVER THE LINE!

>>717472064
I don't know anymore man. I got mix feelings about her right now. I think I'll call her later, let her know I'm safe but I don't think I can talk to her about it just yet.

She doesn't have one.

>>717472236
I don't know. Maybe, maybe not. I need tp figure how I feel about what just happened first.

>>717472257
Were u turned on by what happened? Where did you cum? Where did they cum?

>>717472730
>>717472730

trust me anon. if you let her go, you're going to be stuck the rest of your life with chicks who won't go for 3somes let along gangbangs and you're going to kick yourself in the ass over this.

>>717448849
eh, take it as it is man. It's part of you, and you must learn to love yourself. I was recently diagnosed with high functioning Bi-polar and as a sociopath. But have you seen the ever growing list of mental disorders? If everyone went to see a doctor 100% of people would come out with some kind of disorder. Take it with a grain of salt, and like I said previously man, just learn to accept yourself.

>>717458235
Dude, I've been here since '05. Traps have been a /b/ staple for that entire time. Nothing changed.

>>717472932
but who the hell wants threesomes with other guys involved

>>717458235

faggot

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>>717473332

she'll give you the all female 3somes. but that's the deal. you get a chick who will or you get the other 98% of chicks who won't. you willl kick yourself in the ass for years if you let this one go. it will be all you can fap to for the rest of your life.

I recorded my sister on my ipod coming out of the shower in a towel and getting naked and changing into clothes and then I jerked off to it because I want to fuck her.

>>717465144
daryl yu fag!

>>717473620

start recording you fucking her and post it here and then we'll talk

>>717473620

how old is she? how old are you?

>>717472901
That's what I'm trying to figure out. When I walked in and saw her, I felt so mad but at the same time I felt turned on as well. A part of me actually wanted to just punch her in the face but a part of me was so aroused by what was happening too. I feel kind of guilty and disgusted for getting turned on by it but at the same time I also felt like I enjoyed it. It's like a cluster fuck of emotions all happening at once.

On her back or something near there. I didn't really pay attention to where the other guys blew their load but I know she swallowed one guys cum I think.

>>717472932
I don't know if I really want a girl like that or not. I mean it got me excited gangbanging her but should I even date a girl like that?

>>717461666
What a cuck

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this is my biggest secret I believe.

>>717473943
you are fucking disgusting just end your life already you disgrace of a man

>>717458878
Who would dare side with the Jesus fags when they could side with a pedophile? Burn in hell forever.

>>717473943
maybe its best if you actually call and talk to her. See how she felt and why she did it and then you can judge your own feelings too.

>>717474295
nothing there screams pedo though. He didn't say he would join in on the 13yr sex fun or record it...

>>717474075

EX-wife? How did you lose a keeper like that anon?

My secret is this is my phone number 07566226750 lol

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>>717474558
came home early from a business trip, apparently she had also been fucking my friend as I walked in on my living room smelling of sex, he was in his boxers on my couch and she was in the shower. I hadn't been there all week, so no way should the house smell like sex.

>>717473943
the sexual humiliation aside she cheated on you meaning you cant trust that person. if trust isnt important for you in a relationship stay with her. but if it is leave her. in my book trust is the foundation for a healthy relationship its basic stuff that you guys dont have

When my son was nine, I went into his room to talk to him about sex. He was asking a lot of questions and he asked me what a blowjob was. Since I was horny and my wife had left me six months prior, I told my son to hold on. I went into my bathroom, took my pants off, got hard, went into his room, grabbed him by the throat. Face fucked him, smacked him after cumming in his mouth, and walked away.

When he came downstairs a few hours later crying, I was making dinner and said to him, "that's what a fucking blowjob is. Here's some mac and cheese."

>>717474739

once again, how did you manage to lose a keeper like that?

>bet your current wife doesn't fuck the dogs

>>717473794
>>717473842

I was 23 at the time now 28. My sister was 19 at the time now 24. We used to wrestle and play with each other naked but the last time I saw her tits irl she was 15 in grade 10

>>717446712
What did the 37 year-old look like? Was she hot? Big tits? Nice ass? Got any pics of her? Or of any of the other girls you fooled around with? And why did you not try to fuck her or do more than just get a handjob with this woman after the massage?

Also, why the fuck do so many of you guys also fuck around with dudes? Is there something that causes more people to want to be gay these days?

>>717471337
post her nudes.

>>717474891

isn't this the way everyone learned what a blow job is?

>I love mac and cheese

>>717475040

no, I learned my first blowjob from my girlfriend when I was 13. She was ten.

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>>717474895
she was a cheater, I don't play the cuck game so I booted her ass out. Not currently married, single as of about a month; and it's not that hard to find a girl willing to try beast, as I've had 3 gf's since then that were down. Be decent looking enough, and manipulative enough you can get a girl to fall for you hard enough to be willing to explore it.

>>717450249

I remember you from the last thread.

I hope you don't get caught man, but I gotta be honest that's pretty stupid to risk everything for some tang.

>>717475159

but who's dick did you suck faggot?

>>717474955
>Is there something that causes more people to want to be gay these days?
>>>
/b/ is a gay hotspot.
There is no containment board for gays so they end up here.

>>717475215

nice cunt

what's her kik?

>>717459488
you've never met jesusfags. they'd probably disown her or something.

>>717465144
Please post more about this! How did it happen? What did the mom look like? Big gits? Nice ass? Tight pussy? Did you cum inside her? And what dose she look like now? Also, what were/are your ages? And does your girlfriend know that you fucked her mom? And have you fooled around with her since you got with your girlfriend?

Also, are you down to post pics of either/both of them?

I tortured and killed someone with a hammer who kept bullying me (and other people) at school when I was 17 y/o
he's still "missing"

I'm chronic depressed. I'm about to finish high school, but i've no idea what to do afterwards. I've almost no friends and in class I'm almost always alone. My family thinks i'm doing great and that i've friends but that I'm just too busy with homework to have any of them to visit me. I've been thinking about suicide a lot but i'm probably not gonna go through with it because i don't want to make my parents sad.

>>717475257

Never have. I did it to my son purely because I wanted to humiliate him for the rest of his life. So his cunt mother can deal with a broken faggot forever. I only have to be involved with him til he's eighteen then I have no obligation to speak to him again.

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>>717475431

nicely done anon

>>717475440

Just kill yourself

>>717474394
That actually sounds like a good idea but I don't want to call her quite yet and talk about it with her.

>>717474793
Very true. I think what mostly gets me is that she cheated on me and not the act itself. If she really wanted I think I probably would have let her sleep around if she told me but the fact that she didn't really irkes me. I just don't know if breaking my trust once is enough for me to leave her. We've been together for so long that I feel like I should forgive her and give her a second chance but at the same time I feel that breaking my trust once is enough too.

im almost 25 and i've never ever had female contact. I act like mr.tough edgy guy that isn't bothered by it but i'd trade it all for a fucking handshake or even a 10 second conversation with a girl. pathetic i know.

im getting to the point where people are gonna start questioning wtf is going on here...

>>717475499

nice trips

>secret
I've been fucking my manager for about 6 months. She's 3 years older than me and married, smoking hot, blonde, metal chick. I have been living with my GF although we're on the verge of breaking up now because she can tell somethings up and I don't really care any more since I'm into this chick anyway. I even lost my job because of it since our boss started to suspect something and he was jealous of me because he's mad into her. Actually want her to leave her husband for me but probably won't happen.

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>>717475354
yeah right...

>>717475651

get a couple of whores, learn to sex, find real grils to sex

>profit

>>717475735

no, I was serious, great cunt on her

>>717475651

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>>717475845
yeah, but the kik. I haven't talked to her in 4 years, and even if I knew it I wouldn't spread it around to let her know I was spreading her nudes.

>>717471337
Were you at Jenny's party yesterday? I feel like I saw this girl there. I remember seeing a nice girl with purple hair.

>>717446308

where is the "give it a shot" faggot who doesn't know she's not into him?

>>717475779

just can't do that man im sorry. thats fucking greasy.

>>717475993

she already knows. I know her. she goes to my school. I told.

>>717446257
I once knew a second hand book store in town, where the guy selling you magazines was drunk all the time. We started to go in, got $2 a staple of very cheap worn off comics, putting them on a big staple of hand selected very glossy porn, mostly in sealed in plastic, which would cost $10 or more. Per mag.

My friend was the guy misdirecting the guy by behaving strange, I slipped in the comics and the porn in the bag.

We did this for about a year. Later I found out that some of the porn was special edition Penthouse which went up to $50 per edition.
My mum once found two big bags of it and threw it all away...

>>717476129

found the permavirgin canadian

>you will never feel the touch of a woman faggot

>>717476228
U S EH!

>>717463151

Dude that's fucked up.

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>>717476159
ha, hahaha....ha.

>>717475651
me neither, but I stopped caring after a while because thinking about the fact I will stay a virgin until the day I die. If you fap a lot to good porn it's not big deal.

Broke with gf about four years ago, haven't had any serious relationship or sex since, and I don't feel like it either.

>>717451005
Go anon ! Go fuck all of those fuckers ! Rise like a motherfucker ! !!!!

>>717476063
You mean Jennifer? Last name starts with a H? Does she have thick black glasses, kind of short with long brown hair? White as well?

I pay homeless people to let me beat the living shit out of them.

>>717448391
^

>be me
>go on party
>meet cute girl
>choke
>try to impress girl
>take out amphetamine
>me take, show girl
>girl take
>girl cry
>girl disappear
>me dance
>Girl comes back with firends
>Firends are pissed
>wanna fight
>me no wanna fight
>Me try to say it´s good, trying help
>friends really angry

>>717476942
>friends attack
>me scared don't know how to react
>decide to go hail Mary
>pull out me dick
>swing around me dick and make helicopter noise
>her friends run away
>leave me dick out
>profit

>>717463151
Really detailed that hits the mark

>>717476686
Yeah my bad. I always call her Jenny. Last name H_ _ _ _ N? Everything you just said sounds like her man. I think we were at the same party. Fucking unbelievable... I even heard her moaning upstairs but I thought there was just one guy with her. Fuck... Are you and Jennifer close? Friends or what?

>>717476942

okeydokey

>>717477345

Jenny Jenny, who can I turn to?

Just give her a call. 867-5309

>>717446257

> I was glad when my grandpa died. Not because it meant he was no longer in pain, just because I wouldn't have to put up with his obnoxious preaching.

> Major momcest fetish . . . not because my mom was beautiful or that I love her so much . . . it's because she was a CUNT from hell. My last fap was to a mom/son rape scene.

> I could ruin a guy's life with a couple Cancerbook messages. I don't care to see him live out the last couple of decades alone and a pariah, estranged from his kids and divorced from his wife. If he pisses me off too much I'll go ahead and pull the trigger.

>>717477345
Sounds about right. Small world I guess. Can't believe you heard her, guess everyone near the room probably did as well. Yeah me and her a friends. I knew her since first year. How do you know her?

>>717477192
Nice Save!

>>717477617

details on ruining the guys life. with what?

>>717478011
he's a cis-male who voted for trump.

>>717478248
What scum

>>717478281
yeah his MtF wife doesn't even know he's straight, or that their Latina adopted daughter wants to deport her and build a wall. What a total PoS. Plus I heard him talking bad about Isis, what an islamaphobe!

>>717477913
Fuck I know right. Didn't think I would actually meet anyone I knew on here. If it makes you feel better we didn't actually know who was in the room. I actually thought Ashley was in there since I didn't see her all night so don't worry about it man. Nice, I knew Jennifer since Highschool. I'm actually dating her best friend so you might know who I am now.