berate her on her bike. what a POS with rubbish components.
>Hydraulic disc brakes
>haha he said the thing that isn't usually said
I can hear her misaligned front derailleur from here.
I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year. Enjoy the leaks and leak one yourself - snap-leak-cf
Looks like dura-ace di2
I'm fucking sweating
Walk past her to the nearest tree with a strong load bearing branch but still within her view. Rig up my noose and hang myself, at least then I'd die with a pretty girl and not alone as I currently am.
>run towards her silently
>come behind her and try to be nice
>if she plays along we have consensual sex
>if she dont i fuckin ruin her bike and lie down on her while shes screaming and proceed to have classic rape
Take dat bike someone just left fo no reason
>sneak up behind her
>grab her and throw her to the ground
>scream "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUEEN OF THE FOREST!"
>take her clothes
>squeeze them over my fat man body
>tell her to leave my woods but to come back once a year with the latest pokemon game or else the Forest would wage war on the concrete dwellers
>obtain the latest pokemon games for free for life
HURR DURR IM A EDGY EDGE LORD HITTING ALL KINDS OF MOTHER FUCKERS IN MY SUV!! THAT'S RIGHT I JUST DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD THUMPING PEOPLE AND BIKERS WITH MY LARGE STUPID VEHICLE FOR NO REASON! DOESN'T MY POST MAKE ME COOL? ARE YOU JELLY? DONT BE, I'M A FAGGOT
Wonder why I'm riding flat double tracks when I could be destroying my shit in some techy DH singletrack shit.