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>be deep in forrest >see this WWYD

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>be deep in forrest
>see this
WWYD
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>>717439574
Ask her if she wants to come home and have some eggs
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>>717439574
Take a picture, rush home and start the most faggoty cancer shitwad thread on /b/
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>>717439714
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>>717439574
turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>717439574
>WWYD
wonder why I still come to this fucking site
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>>717439714
The her home and see if she has any eggs ready.
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>>717439714
/thread
im fucking dying
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>>717439574
berate her on her bike. what a POS with rubbish components.

>XTR groupset
>Hydraulic disc brakes
>Carbon frame

ISHYGDDT
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>>717440087
>haha he said the thing that isn't usually said
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>>717439574
Say hello
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>>717439574
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>>717440317

I can hear her misaligned front derailleur from here.
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purchase the land, clearcut and build a housing development
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>>717440317
>>717441079
>having a hobby for fags
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>>717439714
beat me to it
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Keep walking. In my youth I would have said I would have humped her like crazy. But I'm a married man
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turn 360° degrees and walk away
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>>717439714
i can see anon u were around on that day. she can have my eggs too
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>>717439574
Invite her to my house which is not far from the woods, have some coffee make her something to eat and offer her to stay the night.
Plow her anus until the morning sun comes.
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Realize it is another one of those YouTube 'social experiments' and keep on walking.
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tosh genetel
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I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year. Enjoy the leaks and leak one yourself - snap-leak-cf
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>"you too!"
then naruto run away
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>>717440317
Looks like dura-ace di2
I'm fucking sweating
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>>717439574
Grab her by the pussy, throw her on the ground and steal her bike yelling: Ya pussy stank!
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Walk past her to the nearest tree with a strong load bearing branch but still within her view. Rig up my noose and hang myself, at least then I'd die with a pretty girl and not alone as I currently am.
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O>>717439574
>run towards her silently
>come behind her and try to be nice
>if she plays along we have consensual sex
>if she dont i fuckin ruin her bike and lie down on her while shes screaming and proceed to have classic rape
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Talk to her
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Shhhheeiiit
Take dat bike someone just left fo no reason
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>>717439574
>sneak up behind her
>grab her and throw her to the ground
>scream "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE QUEEN OF THE FOREST!"
>take her clothes
>squeeze them over my fat man body
>tell her to leave my woods but to come back once a year with the latest pokemon game or else the Forest would wage war on the concrete dwellers
>obtain the latest pokemon games for free for life
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>>717439574
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>>717439574
I would put my seed into her.

100% sure
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>>717443302
It's not rape if she's using slut clothes
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>>717440317
at least it hasn't got "rear suspension".
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http://static-image-giphy-images084.tumblr.com/post/144574629622/467668567
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Be gentleman, offer to push bicycle for her. And of course rape. Many rapes.
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>>717444309
Its not slutty because its for workout? Dont be foolish
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>>717443691
underrated post
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>>717439574
rape
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>>717439574
Stop, say hi, check if her bike is fine and if needed offer to help fix it otherwise carry on.
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>>717439574
steal her bike
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kidnap her. kidnap others. hold mortal combat tournament. fap furiously.
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>>717439574
Jump into the bushes next to her in the middle of the hiding police officers and shout SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>717439574
Run for your life and don't look back.
The moment you do look back your soul will be taken.
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>>717441079
I love hitting bikefags with my SUV.

And why's it called a derailler if it's trying to keep the chain railed?
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>>717444659
Workout is a excuse to being sllutish
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if she shows interest try to talk to her?
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>>717443691
pretty smart plan
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>you're tracks
>deep in the woods
Pick one
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>>717447406
*tire tracks
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>>717447406
i am not tracks.

asshole.
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>>717443214
UH OH! DOES SOMEBODY NEED A WAH-MBULANCE?


BWAH HAHAHAHA KYS SHITBAG
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>>717447654
Lol
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SAUCE?!
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>>717446269
HURR DURR IM A EDGY EDGE LORD HITTING ALL KINDS OF MOTHER FUCKERS IN MY SUV!! THAT'S RIGHT I JUST DRIVE DOWN THE ROAD THUMPING PEOPLE AND BIKERS WITH MY LARGE STUPID VEHICLE FOR NO REASON! DOESN'T MY POST MAKE ME COOL? ARE YOU JELLY? DONT BE, I'M A FAGGOT
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>>717439574


Wonder why I'm riding flat double tracks when I could be destroying my shit in some techy DH singletrack shit.
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