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Or is your computer?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Or is your computer?
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>>717437093
you rookie
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>>717437093
I don't get it, just lock your door
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Unless you live in a basement windows are a bigger issue for privacy than doors.
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>>717437093
yo bro can u giv me tips on hiding my porn?????
sometime mom uses my computer omg and she just cant find it maaan!!!
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>>717437241
>this

Even after moving into my own place and living alone, I still set up my computer like this out of habit.
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>>717437241

dis.
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>>717437093
At the RIP area, apparently.
My parents know how to knock tho.
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>>717437241
This man is truly wise but then they see you cock-in-hand
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>>717438047
Depends on the desk, if it has only 4 legs then yes but if it's one of those IKEA work desks then it might have a wooden panel to hide your peenor.
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>>717437093
my room looks like this

>where's your computer now
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>>717437093
You can wire up a trip wire to the door that connects to the computer via Bluetooth.
The trip wire will kill all tasks if enabled to do so.
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>>717437093
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What if...
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>>717438916
Mom walks in when...
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>>717439248
With something all around shielding you.
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>>717438506
Ez
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>>717437334
eCryptFS
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>>717437093
That's the exact blueprint of my room growing up

Literally had a triangular desk in the bottom left next to the door

I have no fucking clue how my mom didn't see all the fucked porn I was into, especially because the bitch took my door back then.

Taking my door doesn't stop the fap train
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>>717438506
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>>717437093
I share my room with my sister. We caught each other masturbating so many times that now we just do it and don't care if we see each other. Sometimes we even masturbate reciprocally.
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>>717441704
Lucky bitch
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>>717441774
Lucky me and lucky her. She gives the best footjobs that I have ever got and, I don't know why, she seems to enjoy very much when I finger her, she usually comes quite fast (2-3 minutes).
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>>717438658
this
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>>717441704
That is hot
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>>717442023
Story time
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>>717442023
>>717441704
bumping for potential
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>>717441704
>>717442023
Bump
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>>717442458
>>717443364
>>717443364
>>717444530
>>717444652
Story is coming, I'm writing it.
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>>717444715
fuck yeah, don't forget the pics
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>>717441411
checkmate
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>>717444715
hurry up
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>>717445308
this
my fucking dinner is ready soon
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>>717444715
Hurry up im horny
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>>717438658
>>717442128
locking your door means you lose
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I don't have anything to hide while browsing my computer and I also don't live with mommy and daddy so I can put my desk wherever the fuck I want.
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>>717443364
Here we go.
>be me
>16yo
>room is shared with 13yo sister
>can't lock the door
>my side is the close one to the door
>masturbate in constant fear of being caught
>one day she comes from school early
>I am masturbating
>don't hear house door opening because headphones
>she opens the room's door
>i notice it but can't do nothing fast enough
>shitshitshit.jpg
>she sees me and closes rapidly the door
>after a moment i finish an go to her
>we talk a little bit about it
>she says it's normal, she also masturbates
>ff a couple of months
>more or less similar scenario
>catch her masturbating
>close rapidly the door
>she finishes and comes to me
>we discuss and come up that we are ok with seeing us masturbating
>things go well for a bit, we catch each other but we don't even care
>ff 6 months
>I'm jerking off while she is studying just a couple of meters from me
>I don't know why i start looking at her
>begin to find her so fucking hot
>continue masturbating on her
>she notices that I'm jerking off to her
>shitshitshit2.0.pdf
>immediately turn to pc with porn, pretending to be watching it
>meanwhile cock goes totally limp for shame
>she says: "I've seen you, it's pointless to pretend you're watching that porn"
>I begin to say some stupid shit trying to defend myself
>"Don't worry, I don't know why but this turned me on, anon"
>biggest hard on i've ever had
>"If you want I can help to finish off"
>she starts to stroke my cock
>thatfeelsgood.tiff
>after a while i ask her if she can stroke it with her feet
>"You're kinky anon, i will do it, but only if you do something to me"
>Starts to give footjob while i rub her pussy
>Cum all over her feet while she comes in her panties
>we look each other in the eyes and realise we are totally into it
Today I'm 20 yo and even if we fuck our partners we don't enjoy as much as we masturbate. We still do it.
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>>717438658
this is me lel :D
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>>717445871
kek
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>>717445871
>things that didn't happen 1999
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>>717445871
Is picture her?
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>>717437241
unless you have a window behind
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>>717445871
pls not pic related pls
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>>717446085
Yes. I know, she's not a beauty queen, but she's fucking ok for me.
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>>717446303
Boner is kill
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>>717446234
It's her in the picture.
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>>717446303
Damn dude.
I went from feeling envious to feeling sorry.
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>>717446303
jesus christ she's fucking ugly as shit my nigga god damn

she looks like a $5 hooker

is she a $5 hooker?
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>>717446367
shit man, next time you tell the story better pic(k) another chic's pic
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I didn't mention it in the story because everyone here was in a hurry, but we also perform oral sex. No, we didn't fuck, but sometimes we talk about it and we agree that if we are going to have sex it's going to be anal.
>>717446355
>>717446405
>>717446412
I know, I know, she's ugly. I'm not a model too. But i do not know why I find her really hot. Probably it's the fact that she is my sister (real one, not stepsister) and we shouldn't even think about these things.
>>717446491
At least I'm not one of those fags that posts fake stories with some model/pornstar picture. This shit is real.
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>>717446958

Still lurking for moar. Realest wincest best wincest.
Decent body anyway.
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>>717445871
>>717446085
>>717446303
according to your story she is 17 now.
how can she have tattoos. how can she look so much older than 17 in this picture?
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>>717447190
She could be anywhere from 16 - 18.
Her looks don't seem far off from that.
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>>717437093
Safe, and the door opens on the other side, so i can see them coming
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>>717445871
only a retard would believe that story and the fact that you would post a picture of "your sister" to go with it.
fack off m8
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>>717445871
You're sister isnt that bad looking. She just looks like a hooker maybe it's the tattoos or the outfit. I'll hit it.
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>>717447290
I disagree. She looks 20+

also, in most countries you have to be 18+ to get tattoos.
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>>717447190
You can have tattoos if you are underage but you have the permission of your parents. For the age that she looks, there is a reason if she's not very beautiful, she looks a lot older than she is. Also, in you're entire life you didn't see even a single human being that looks older than his actual age? I don't think, you're on /b/.
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>>717447672
Ever heard of breaking the law. Some tattoo shops don't care what age you are they'll tat you up if you got the money.
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Just post more pics. That way we can judge better.
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>>717447777
Quads check em
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>>717447777
wasted quadz
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>>717447777
QUINTS
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>>717447777
check'm quads boiz
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>>717447777
see
>>717447770
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>>717447874
Probably a nigger. Can't count.
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>>717437248
Tough to put a lock on your door when you're a loser live at home virgin. You'll lose good boy points.
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>>717447672
Her ugliness makes her look older than she is I reckon.
She can be 18 and still be consistent with his story, and you also need to be 21+ to drink in USA, and we both know that doesn't stop anyone.
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>>717447770
You ask for things, he explains them.
I don't understand your problem.
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>>717447777
W I T N E S S E D
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>>717447777
nice
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>>717447989
Totally this.
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>>717447777
very nice quads
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>>717438506
where is the problem?
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>>717448238
bottom left door has a direct shot at his dingus as soon as they open the door and it looks like a fire hazard
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>>717448352
bottom right
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>>717448238
This is the problem.
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>>717448496
put a shelve in there
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>>717449076
Very smart. A shelve put like this. No one will ask why there i a fucking shelve in the middle of the wall not turned on the wall side.
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>>717448238
Now you don't have enough time to run away
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>>717449076
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>>717449484
you could say its for dividing your office from the rest of your room.
>profit
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>>717437093
the door swing is retarded. should be a left handed door....not a right handed door.
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>>717450043
Okay Bob the fucking builder
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>>717438506
Omfg get your own fucking house and make your own rules. Dont invite people to live there that are going to break uour balls..unless youre both into it.

>what if mommy sees my teeny weeny peeny
Fucking underage idiots..
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>>717437093
I'm an adult, so my computer is in the middle of my living room...
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I want my mom to see.
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>>717449885
Problem Solved.
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>>717450290
Thank you!
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>>717449671
i do if put some shelves there, too.
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>>717450290
I'm an adult so my computer is in my office.
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>>717450105
that's Mr. Villa to you, pal.
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>>717450290
door in front of you or behind?
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Not setting up your room like this
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>>717450290
I'm an adult, so my computer is on the front porch.
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>>717450290
>>717450370
I'm an adult and my computer is a laptop, so I could watch porn and masturbate in front of elementary school if I want.
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>>717450463
And on the right I keep a little Asian fuck pillow
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>>717450439
There is no door, the whole first floor of my house is a big open area
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>>717438506
>I sleep in a hallway
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>>717450634
how do get in?
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>>717450712
I have to quantum tunnel through my wall
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>>717450712
Helicopters.
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>>717445871
jack fucking pot
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>>717450712
house was build around me and i never go out
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I'm relatively safe. No lock on door but I'm very observant to subtle noises, especially when fapping, so I think I'm good.
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>>717437093

Was actually contemplating this like 5 minutes ago...
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>>717437093
I keep my computer mounted on my door... how am I looking?
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>>717450290
Me too
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>>717450712
His room was in the 95th floor in the Noth Tower of World Trade Center. The plane was just him trying to get in.
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>>717441411
if you put your shit bucket that close to you it will smell too strong, i had to move mine to the other corner

i can still smell it but it's not as bad when it's not as close
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>>717437093

It's threads like these that remind me this site is full of 14 years olds and NEETs.
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>>717450463
But what if??
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>>717450463
I was going to call you a faggot until I saw the dreamcast.
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>>717451097
I am 16 faggot
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pretty safe. but it's a non issue since i live alone
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>>717451532
MODS!
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>>717451620
What? why??
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>>717450463

>>Nip bong moonspeak everywhere
>>that fucking mouse
>>a coaster
>>no bedskirt/comforter


2/10 would not masturbate in
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>>717451620
I didn't do anything wrong
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>>717451773
MODS!
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ITT basement dwellers.
My gf walks in on me watching porn all the time. No one cares but your mom.
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>>717451829
Please don't. I am not 16, I am 18.
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>>717451916
Why should we believe you. You gonna get banned anyways.
Unless you show some proof.
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>>717437093
just lock your door, retard
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>>717437241

This is how I have my cubical laid out at work.
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>>717451773
http://www.4chan.org/rules

MODS MODS
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>>717450891
wide open when they open the door to reveal naked anon now apparently jacking to them.
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>>717451916
s... s ... seported
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>>717452113
Yeah I know. I was only joking before. I am seriously 18.
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>>717452209
suree
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>>717437281
only if the room is on ground level
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>>717452209
>>717451916
cucked
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>>717452209
Who gives a fuck, you said it, b&
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>>717451916
>>717452051
need scans of passport and social security document.
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>>717452209
>>717451916
>>717451097
>>717451532
This new fag
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>>717452113
Wtf? Do mods come or something when you say MODS?
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>>717452371
yeah, whenever "MODS" is posted, it flags up the mods automatically.
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>>717452209
shot yourself in the foot mate
MODS MODS
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>>717452371
you must be new here.jpeg
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>>717451073
>shit bucket
I thought it was a plant
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>>717452209
>being scared of a 4chan ban
Probably everyone here has got banned at least once. Newfag.
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>>717447636
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I can show proof of my age. I just don't have a drivers license at the moment. Got everything stolen. Just give me a moment and I will find something.
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>>717452209
Reported
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>>717452331
driving license and green card please
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>>717452530
How do you get unbanned?
I can show my ID to a mod?
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>>717452371
they get a message on their cell phone
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>>717452794
you dun guffd
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>>717438658
HA, my parents will simply unlock it and barge in before you know what's happening.
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>>717452659
hurry up. its almost too late. mods just arrived.
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>>717452794
yeah, i think so. they┬┤ll contact you.
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>>717438916
>>717439096
Kek
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>>717452872
i don't think you know how locks work
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>>717452794
You have to mail it to [email protected] with your IP then it takes about one working day and then they unban you.
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>>717437248
Second post best post.
>>717447946
Does anyone here who lives with their parents seriously not have a way to lock their door?
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>>717437241
Fixed it
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>>717452498
no, a plant will die if you pee on it that much
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>>717452872
do you have one of the knob turning locks that can be opened from the other side with a sharp object?
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>>717451245
Thanks, I like Shenmue and Jet Set Radio so I can't possibly be gay
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>>717453491
warm water will kill plants, pee will literally burn them
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>>717451532
See you in 2 years
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>>717453450
kek
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>>717453616
i know i used to have a plant in my room
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>>717437248
This. I have a separate apartment but still live at home and even then I lock my bedroom door. When I used to live in the same apartment I still locked my door.

I always lock my bedroom door
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>>717450594
>>717450463
damn that looks comfy, good shit anon.

show us more of your girl too
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>>717453898
and I have a large patch of burned grass outside my window
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>>717453576
yet you own apple shit
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>>717454008
Thanks, I like my room and girlfriend. She sleeps a lot though...
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>>717454190
Because she's depressed
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>>717437241
i am pretty much currently sitting like this
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>>717437241
waste of space
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>>717454160
I actually like OSX more then Windows 10. I only play console games anyway
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>>717454190
It's a trap
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>>717454476
Show us more of your game collection nigga
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>>717454248
What makes you say that?
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>>717450463
I only approve if all those consoles are hooked up and ready to play at any moment.

And even then I don't approve because you're playing 64 and dreamcast on a LCD
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>>717437093

10/10 SAFE

I dont life with my parents you kiddo.
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>>717454747
Okay, what consoles do you want to see?
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>>717454777
gtfo CRTfag
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>>717437093
i dont have to do this, i dont live with my parents.
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>>717455028
oh man aerofighters assault. What a great game
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>>717454777
Meh, I'm not a pureist when it comes to gaming. I reserve that for my lolicon collection
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>>717438658
cheater
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>>717455289
Yeah I love that game when I first got it for the n64. Thanks to that game I also got into the Ace Combat series
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>>717455028
>>717454476
Earthbound and Panzer Dragoon Saga? That's pretty dope
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>>717455075
No
>>717455392
That's reasonable. Everyone's entitled to their own preferences
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>>717438506
EZ
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>>717455392
girlfriend and lolicon collection
fuck me your life is good
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>>717455392
does she know about your collection?
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>>717453439

Dude it's not necessarily a matter of not having a way to lock the door, sometimes parents have rules about door locks. If you lock the door and get hurt they have to find the key or get a locksmith. Or basically any other fucking emergency.
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>>717437241
This is all I can see.
Why do you have a kitchen sink in your room.
You don't even have a computer
How are you posting this...
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>>717456123
I got my girlfriend from the Chinese countryside. I recommend it because it means I'm boss and can do whatever I want.

I feel like western woman would bitch about my games and lolicon.
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>>717456873
You are a wise man.
I appreciate your existence.
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>>717456873
She's rats though
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>>717457134
Thanks, I appreciate it. I get a lot of hate on the internet. Shit like "you probably can't get a real woman". But seriously, why would I want to if said woman would want to change who I am. I have a lifestyle I like, one which doesn't hurt anyone, and if I can be a good caretaker for my female then what the fuck does anything else matter.
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>>717447946
then just put a password on your computer...
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>>717450525
+1^
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>>717457414
enjoying life > anything else
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>>717437334
If you download porn just put in a zip file.
If you watch it clear your history, or watch in incognito mode, easy.
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>>717456873
>>717456191
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>>717456873
Country side Chinese are so innocent
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