>le me >le me with elder sister in the house alone >flash her my cock >got ass kicked >apologise >fap to her furiously in bathroom with her bra >finds out >kek kicks ass like no tomorrow >half naked from the shower >gets hard >sighs and leaves >silent treatment for weeks
>be 28 >going to a restaurant >ordering a pizza pie >i said no ansjovis wtf >girl says sorry i say is ok >eat pizza pie while lying >go outside wait till restaurant closes >walk up to girl call her a bitch >yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT >punch her repeatedly in the left eye >shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy" >take her head and place it above my cock >let blood pour on cock >shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT >manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING >grab my pistol and blast him twice >then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth >let blood pour all over my cock >feels good man >escape and go home >masturbate with her blood still on my cock
>be me >be 12 years old >goes to best friend house and asks if he wants to taste a new soda at my shed. >he gets excited >when at shed i find the cup of my piss that i hid for this very moment >i tell him he has to drink it all. >he doesnt realize its piss >i stare at him, silently chuckling. >he's still drinking it. >i ask if he liked it >he says its a bit warm >i lol >next day at school i looked for him >wasnt there >heard from his teacher that he was at home, terribly sick. >i walk away...dont know what to feel, i have no idea why i did this in the first place.
In primary school there was a kid named chad his mother had two miscarriages and one time he asked me and my friend why do women get a c section? and I said to get the miscarriages out. My friend started laughing his ass off 2 days later chad moved away because of this. Good times.
>>717434189 >be 17 >in juvenile detention >some other kid there is really small and feminine and cute in a boyish way >turns out he was 12, one of the youngest in there >also turns out he's gay >get bright idea to fuck him because horny and all gays are sluts, right? >he's begging and pleading say he's a top not a bottom >didn't know what that meant at the time >blow load balls deep in him while he's crying >he never told anyone >ended up doing that on a regular basis until he was released >mfw never got in trouble for it
>>717434520 >>717436993 >The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. feel free to share your stories, no one will take them too seriously here anyway
>>717438076 lol I remember that mew card. I traded it to an autist at school for a holographic charizard, venasaur, chansey, like 10 of his sega genesis games, a bunch of plastic gameboy cartridge cases and around 20 dollars in quarters. Biggest profit ever.
>>717434472 That's evil? I've been doing that to an unloveable girl for over a year now. She could easily get married and have babies like she wants right now on looks alone, but that's all she has to offer to most people.
>Mid 2000' social network site called Mingleville >Had a fake profile where I chatted a lass up, Used my real account to also chat to her but use what I found in the fake to win her over >Gets kinky asks for cock picks >Use this ole place to find cock picks of massive cocks all looking the same >Send them >falls for it and loves it, send me tonnes of nudes >realise this shits going to far delete account >on the forums wondering where I went >Real me tells her to chill out >She gets offensive to me gives me shit >Think fuck you >Send nudes she sent my fake account to her BF anonymously, >Wasn’t aware they had been together for 5 years >Didn’t realise she was engaged >Even though she was a slut felt bad as her entire family and friends completely fucked her off. Felt really bad, She ended up trying to commit suicide and lives a very fucked up life now. Fuck knows why I did it but meh it’s done now.
Bully revenge. > be in junior high > everything good except for one asshole that won't leave me alone > hatch idea > bring piece of fiberglass insulation to school with me in a plastic bag > wait till gym class > everyone changing out of street clothes and into their gym-strip > purposefully go slow and take my time till I'm last one in the locker room > take out fibreglass from back pack and rub down the inside of bullies street clothes > join class in gym, run around and shit for an hour, then back to locker room to change back to street clothes > watch bully start itching about a minute after changing > it gets worse, bully starting to get vocal about it > 10 minutes into the next class, bully is going nuts and scratching himself all over > other kids joke about him having fleas / lice > bully ended up being excused from class and sent home > evil laugh
>Be me, 13 >Cousin staying over (10) >She sleeps in my bed >Horny >Fap while sniffing her hair >Couldn't cum, so I decided to stop >30 Minutes later I have to piss >piss directly on her and all over the bed because i couldnt cum sniffing her hair >blamed her >parents didnt let her leave the house for a month and she hasnt been allowed at family reunions for the past 7 years kek
>>717434189 >Be me, at 28. >I watched a fly try to get out through the window, as it repeatedly hit its head against the glass. >Went downstairs and had breakfast. >Came back. >It wasn't there. >It's haunted me for 40yrs now. >I'm a bad person.
When i was like 12, i raped a younger kid. He thought i was pretending to hold him for fun but i was actually rubbing my little dick on hiss little ass with clothes on. Threw a little chicken in the fire. Hanged a kitten on a tree until it almost passed out.
> had a bottle Blavod (black vodka) > told friends I was pouring shots > 4 shots of black vodka > filled 5th shot glass with soy sauce > watch expression of guy that got the soy sauce > Excited to try, instant change in facial expression, eyes bug out, then he started horking on the carpet > he called me a cunt > good times :-)
I bought my bro a bottle of ale for Christmas. For some reason on Christmas eve I'm unbelievably horny ,like a fucking animal in heat. Blandly stroking my cock wasn't getting me off, so in a fit of degenerate desperation, I ran to the box, grab the bottle and starting shoving up my ass. The icy cold bottle makes me diamonds, after about ten minutes of humping it like a bitch in heat I finally cum, I think I even passed out fur like ten minutes with the bottle hanging out of my ass. Still gave it to him next morning with no shame. Didn't even wash it, just wiped off the anal residue and sprayed some cologne on it.
>>717434189 I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations isn't up yet, so I won't be admitting to the most evil thing I ever did.
But I'll admit to the second most evil.
I had my first girlfriend back in high school. She had really low self esteem and was super clingy. I think because she had a pretty shitty home life. So I would constantly threaten to break up with her to push her to do things I wanted. Sometimes for something as simple as seeing the movie I wanted instead of the one she wanted. Sometimes for things like getting her to let me fuck her in the ass. This went on for several months. Apparently it bothered her a lot more than I knew, because she tried to kill herself. So I broke up with her for real. Then she tried to kill herself again. After that her parents took her out of school and I don't know what happened to her.
Rape 10yo cousin in her sleep everytime she visits from down south. Play with her nipples, grab her ass, wrap her hands around my cock, kiss her, rub my cock all over her developing body, cum on her, rub her tiny tight pussy. Not sure if my parents suspect it but she's not allowed to sleep in the same room as me.
>>717434189 > Xmas night > everyone was upstairs sleeping > placed transparent legos on the carpeted stairs because everyone has a mania to not wear slippers at night. > placed more legos on the stairs > wait on my room > sudden scream > my asshole cousin stepd on the legos and rolled down the stairs > kek.betamax > ???? > PROFIT!
Wouldn't really call beating a small animal that can't fight back evil, more like being a pussy. If you're going to do something to an animal at least do something sick. Friend and I, found a baby squirrel along the side of the road that had been hit by a car and had its legs broken. Picked him up and named him Charlie, got a shoe box filled with straw for him, put him in the box, poured gasoline in the box, lit it on fire, held it shut while listening to the sound of tiny shrieks and clawing, when the sounds stopped he was removed from the fire and dissected. Only partially cooked. Did not eat.
my manager who had just got her life back on track and a promotion after being addicted to dope, started getting pills for her, not even selling them or making money, going to pick them up just so she'd do em again. Had a very depressed girl that would come around my house for parties, she'd get real drunk, talk about how worthless she was and a waste of space and wanted to die, choose a guy to cry to, then fuck him. I put a noose around her neck and walked her around in front of everyone like a dog, I stuck the barrel of my shotgun in her mouth and had her Deepthroat it, I did not fuck her tho, she was far below a gentleman of my stature.
Evil toilet trick > open lid to toilet tank > disconnect tank filler tube at the bottom > bend tube arond till the end is resting on the edge of toilet tank > carefully place tank lid back on with a tiny bit of the fill tube facing forward > next person that flushes gets sprayed > done this to several public toilets > ya, imma cunt
Some guy asked me for some water from my water bottle when i was in the army.We were in the middle of nowhere for a few hours and he forgot his.I extended my arm holding it as to give it to him and then spilled it on the ground in front of him.i said i'd rather no one drinks it than you.I didn't even hate the guy i don't know why i did it we were actually pretty cool with each other.We both had to stay without water for another couple of hours
Dumbed some small nuts and bolts into my buddy's Impreza's engine. Boxer engine is nice and flat so all the bits sank to the bottom and landed around the cam shaft. Few weeks went by and he didn't start it since he was doing some tranny work. Actually forgot I did it. One day I was out with some other friends and first buddy decides to start engine. Cam turned, pushed bit into block. Destroyed his engine block, cam, bottom engine cap. Found out cause he texted me. Doesn't know its me. Thats what happens when you treat me like a piece of shit.
>>717434189 >>le me with elder sister in the house alone >>flash her my cock >>got ass kicked >>apologise >>fap to her furiously in bathroom with her bra >>finds out >>kek kicks ass like no tomorrow >>half naked from the shower >>gets hard This is going to make me sigh and leave. This is just sad dude... Not evil just sad
>be 13, living with mom and 10yo sister >horny as fuck >raped sis >she was tight and sensitive as fuck >told her not to scream, said it's ok because mom also does it with other men, and it's a common thing between people >repeated it several times, told her more bullshit why doing it is right >she started to like it, really >sometimes she asked for it >she started to sleep with other guys too Now she became a huge slut...
>>717443790 Ehhhh...maybe you shouldn't do that like I did. Now she usually sleeps with random guys, even with older ones, and she is the slut of the neighbourhood. I already moved from there and live alone, but still hear weird stories about her.
>>717438699 ruined the life of a slut that was about to ruin some maybe decent guys life... even tho I can understand you feeling bad, you safed a lad from coming home one day and finding his wife sucking off a stranger, going through divorce and losing everything.... in conclusion good work
Started a business with my friend. Was all going well till he started slacking on the work and kept leaving the city for days at a time to go and see his gf. Renewed our partnership and screwed him out of his cut and obligations. 3 years later I'm supplying more than 300 tesco stores in the country and more and he's working his second unpaid internship after bombing uni.
>>717444580 Two months ago she visited me in my apartment. Fucked me, too. Still feel a bit guilty about that night. I don't know what to do with her. She still lives at mom, but does almost nothing. She often has some job, but always gets fired. No children, but had an abortion a year ago.
There was this guy at work I fucking hated. Every lunch I would make him a "coffee" but each time I would think of new ways to contaminate his fucking drink. Spit, blood, crushed up dry cripsy dead flies, shit and one time my stale crusty jizz. To this day the cunt doesn't know how much poison I fed him.
>>717445594 sounds like my cousin. She's also damaged goods. Got fucked and beaten by her dad when she was growing up. Well, her dad and her uncle. Apparantly they would pass her around. I only found out abut it recently when she was starting to open up to me. Apparantly she has spent the last 10 years just getting drunk and fucking random guys she barely remembers.
So... I did the responsible thing and got her drunk and fucked her. A couple of times.
I'm a bit worried though cos I didnt use a condom and considering the massive slut that she is, she might have given me an std. My gf has recently been complaining about itching and there is a wierd couple of lumps at the shaft of my cock.
> create fake profile on weeaboo site > originally for the lulz of seeing the neets > start pm conversation with cute girl > don'tknowshitboutanime.jpg > Google and Wiki to the rescue > she's 14, whines about parents, etc. > chat for a few weeks on and off > not really there for laughs anymore > convince her to meet me to hang out > pick her up and make an excuse to go home > Essentially raped her, and stole virginity > quietly drop her back off > delete my profile > years ago now.. No consequences.
Seriously.. These socially retarded girls with an inferiority complex are easy marks.
> Work in video store > Steal video games for a month straight (about 40 total). > Manager gets wise, calls in investigators. > There's one creepy guy in the store who always talks about how much he wants the NES we have hooked up in the back. > Take the NES and throw it away during a night shift. > He gets fired, I steal a bunch more and then quit.
The wife of a friend was talking to my wife about not being able to make their house payment and didn't know what she was going to do. Waited for my wife to leave the room then offered chick $200 to meet me in my garage before I left for work the next morning. I made sure she hated every second. I coulda just been a nice guy and fronted her the money but I like manipulating bitches
>>717449067 there is a single mom in my apt building always looking to borrow money for groceries, loaned her some cash and then had her work it off by blowing me, she at first was like I am not a whore, but desperate times she finally gave in. She knows now that borrowing means she will be fucking and sucking
I don't know why but when the hose pops off my toilet at home it also makes straight up horrifying sounds, like a pipe is about to burst and flood the house or something. It scares the hell out of people
>be me >says stupid shit and now someone wants to kick my ass >tells 5 tards that he said that there mums were ugly >tard rage. exe >tards try t attack the guy and get murdered (all part of the plan) >guy gets expelled for attacking tards
>>717448834 this isn't evil, you're a fucking genius. Best course of action at that point, my respects!
Anyway: >>717434189 >be 14 >be in child psychiatry for various reasons >group has a quiet room for us to be alone and calm down >jerk off onto couch in that room guess if they knew, I'd propably still be there
other than that, the usual stuff >find a store bag in the subway >contains hair dryer and bill >get out, get on the next ride back to that store, call dealer to meet me there >give it back, get 40 bucks, buy dope
>>717450220 oh it has been pretty regular, its not big money either 20-50 bucks here an there, but does feel good havin control over white single mom that is not enjoying it..commendably doing it for her kids though
So /b/ there's this long story short I wanna share. >be 11 me, living in a suburb with mom and 9yo sister >there used to be annoying kids, the same age as me, some probably younger >basically pain in the ass, fucking pricks >bully me at school, being assholes with teachers >i get tired of this shit >evil_idea.jpg >pretend to be sick, be at home for one day >take a glass and piss inside of it, even throw nose boogers in >hide this sick potion in my school backpack >school, next day >gym time, so everyone goes downstairs >i pretend to be tired so they let me stay in classroom doing math >no one is there, so i take the "potion" and pour it in the assholes' coke can >gym class ends and everyone goes upstairs, in classroom >recreation time, the assholes finally drink that sick shit >they have a disgusted and sick face, two of them vomit >they go back home, while the others throw the can outside the window >this happened before i changed school, so they didn't find out it was me, not even the teachers >still today, i don't know anything about them >mfw
When I was 8 I was inspired by morta kombat. I built a 'pit' with a draw and about a hundred nails. My brother and I found a frog and dropped it into the pit. Unfortunately we had put the nails too close together and the frog wasn't impaled and just stared screaming. I finished it off with a rock. Felt bad. Should have spaced the nails out more and probably made them sharper
>be me >work at a large company that has great Christmas parties >one party, get too drunk >service to pick me up is late, say fuck it and drive myself >work colleague convinces me that he can score some easy chicks for us if I give him a ride >wreck the car, completely totaled, get into a little trouble at work but keep my job >lied to my boss that someone ran me off the road >work colleague suffers some whiplash but is fine >later one, get the same work buddy fired for not doing his job - still blame him for the accident instead of myself.
>>717439430 This happened once while I was being dropped off at home by my first gf. She went over a bump when a cat had just started to cross and went under her tire. It started to writhe just as with you but I stupidly described it to her as she kept trying to move forward past it.
I'm fucking dumb. I blamed it on her afterwards too.
>Sitting in the park with my friend >Feel something incredibly heavy inside of me >I needed to take a shit fast >Run to the corner of the park telling my friend I have to take a shit >Take the most inhumane shit ever >Its huge >My friend later tells everyone that i took a shit in the park >Nobody believes him >I put the blame on him and everyone believes me >They all bully him constantly
> be me > 21 drop out and frustrated on society > bought myself a hunting gun > lived in a crowded alley with some FAGGOT ASS speakers for FAGGOT ASS EVENTS placed on the FAGGOT ASS streets > christmas songs started coming out of that FAGGOT ASS SPEAKERS > GETTING ANGRY EVEN THINKING ABOUT THOSE DISTURBING NOISES ! > I was done with those standard FAGOT ASS ammunition so bought a rabbit slug > W8ted to FAGGOT ASS MIDNIGHT :@:@:@ > Santa songs were stil playing > Observed the crowd at the street while consuming my last bottle of gin for the night. > First used my scope to look from behind the curtains to look at FAGGOT ASS hot women. > Started getting aroused by my FAGGOT ASS actions > W8ted > W8ted > The FAGGOT ASS christmas midnight was finally over and people started leaving the FAGGOT ASS square. > Now w8ted until all FAGGOT ASS cops and suiveillance left as well. > Then loaded the rabbit slugs in the FAAGOTT ASS MAGAZINE of my FAGGOT ASS bird killer. > I observed the times of when crowds passing my steet and noticed until 3.a.m. there will be people transporting theirselfs over the street. > NOW IT FINALLY WAS QUITE. > Opened my window behind me curtains and aimed with a laser red dot at the speaker. > Those FAGGOT ASS noise makers are a product of society and government to brainwash the people to believe christmas, that commercial liberal event, is a important artifact of the western society. > Now I loaded and fired and that WHOLE FAGGOT ASS SPEAKER WAS DONE at midnight the moment JESUS was born but I felt like a fucking hero. > Now the next day the Christmas market was expelled and closed because guys in fluorcent yellow vests were investigating wtf happened to the speakers. > Be me > Autistism without harming others
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