>le me >le me with elder sister in the house alone >flash

what language is this

Hid drugs at a former friend's house and called in an anonymous tip. She got 3 years and lost custody of her kids.

>>717434348
kek

Lead a girl on for like 9 months making her think I loved her because I couldn't get anyone else and I enjoy sex.

>>717434472
I think we've all done that at some point in our lives.

>>717434189
I wish I could post more securely, I wouldn't feel safe giving half of mine.

>>717434302
9fag

had access to a friend's facebook, hoarded all the naughty pics from conversations and fapped furiously, she has no idea, i'm still fapping over her and the things she wrote

>>717434189
fapped while a girl slept in my sister's bed,she has no idea

>>717434715
Die already

>>717434715
what the fuck is this shit

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

>be me
>be 12 years old
>goes to best friend house and asks if he wants to taste a new soda at my shed.
>he gets excited
>when at shed i find the cup of my piss that i hid for this very moment
>i tell him he has to drink it all.
>he doesnt realize its piss
>i stare at him, silently chuckling.
>he's still drinking it.
>i ask if he liked it
>he says its a bit warm
>i lol
>next day at school i looked for him
>wasnt there
>heard from his teacher that he was at home, terribly sick.
>i walk away...dont know what to feel, i have no idea why i did this in the first place.

>>717434921
Kekd

>>717434866
sure

>>717434866
Great detail anon

>>717434189
I once paid 99 cents for a dollar bag of chips and no one said anything. Haunts me to this day.

>>717434921
Did he die?

>>717434189

voted for that cunt hilary

Told a suicidal girl to fucking kill herself lol

>>717435230
Nha, but everytime he has to pee he gets a panic attack. haven't seen him in almost a decade though. He might've died of future complications due to my pee pee.

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>>717435201
You fucking savage!

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>>717435336

>>717434472
I've done this but not for 9month

>>717434845
>>717434764
Just report it

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>>717435487

>>717434866
If you were to blast the girl skull while you dick still in her mouth her jaw would lock (because of the shock) and you would have lost your dick in the most painful way.

>>717435424
She actually did it. Surprisingly enough she didn't blame me or mention me in her suicide note.

In primary school there was a kid named chad his mother had two miscarriages and one time he asked me and my friend why do women get a c section? and I said to get the miscarriages out.
My friend started laughing his ass off
2 days later chad moved away because of this.
Good times.

The most evilest thing I've ever done? I one time whacked the shit out of my cat for swiping me, and even threw it against a wall. Thing drooled after that. Pretty sure I brain damaged it.

>>717435786
Wew lad
Kek

>>717435715
and you feel no remorse for that?

I started a campaign of harassment against a girl who's mother just became an hero.
I then manipulated her till I got to fuck her, at which point I told her to fuck off and never speak to me again.

>be me
>mom tells me to clean my room
>i say no
>she gets mad
fin

>>717435995
No, not really. Bummer but oh well, it was going to happen anyway.

stole about 150$ from a guy i was homeless with.
he was a junkie and i used the money to get back on my feet.

I once kidnapped and killed a young boy and buried him only a few houses down from the parents. Funny seeing it all over the news. "bring william home"

>>717435359
>pee pee

>>717434189
downloaded a whole album of taylor swift >:D

>Struggling to think of any evil things I've done
>inb4 didn't seed muh torrents
when i was like 11 I threw rocks at the neighbours' roof for no reason.

>>717435786
how do you know he moved away because of that?

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>>717436213
This him?

>>717435359
Perfect murder

>>717435634
woah, nice one sherlock.

>>717436450
yeah lol

>>717434530
share share share

>>717436450
They last saw him buying pizza

>>717436506
kek

>>717436159
The truth is that you don't know for a fact that she would have done it anyway.

>>717436358
Because he said that to us on day before he moved.

>>717434189
Is that evil? That's just puverty.

>>717436760
i made my brother suck my cock on a dare

>>717434520

Same. I don't know how goody-two-shoes /b/ is that they're even able to post the most evil thing they ever did. There's not enough proxies in the world for me to even admit anything in my top 10

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>>717434189
>be 17
>in juvenile detention
>some other kid there is really small and feminine and cute in a boyish way
>turns out he was 12, one of the youngest in there
>also turns out he's gay
>get bright idea to fuck him because horny and all gays are sluts, right?
>he's begging and pleading say he's a top not a bottom
>didn't know what that meant at the time
>blow load balls deep in him while he's crying
>he never told anyone
>ended up doing that on a regular basis until he was released
>mfw never got in trouble for it

>>717436506
I don't believe you.

>>717436997
kek

>>717436075
He can't keep getting away with this

>>717434348
Nice work anon, any more to the story?

>>717434709
I jerked off while I was talking to my sister. She was in the bed next to me and I was talking. I was fapping.

>>717437237
woah

I was sadistic to animals when I was a kid. I remember I used to kick and throw my cat to the wall or dig a hole in the grass and trap a little chicken in there

>>717437195
No I was just bored kek

>>717437469
>chicken

>>717434520
>>717436993

Oh come on guys. It's not like anyone's gonna report you to the FIB or police. We are all Anonymous after all, at least give us a hint at what you did

introduced my best friend to heroin

i pretended that i tried it out and it was awesome, but in reality i never used it kek

>>717437560
kek

>>717437578
I....I p-put the screw... in the tuna.

>>717434520
>>717436993
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
feel free to share your stories, no one will take them too seriously here anyway

>>717434189


committed murd3r

>>717434472
...damn this hits close to home
should I feel bad about this?

>>717435715
>>717435995
>>717436159
>>717436631
Stop baiting the underage into reavling his cringy ways

> Worked at movie theatre box office
> Pokemon movie had promotion of 1 free random game card per ticket
> stole nearly all of them and sold them at the card shop.
> no fucks given

>>717438076
lol I remember that mew card. I traded it to an autist at school for a holographic charizard, venasaur, chansey, like 10 of his sega genesis games, a bunch of plastic gameboy cartridge cases and around 20 dollars in quarters. Biggest profit ever.

>>717436997
Faggot

>>717434472
That's evil? I've been doing that to an unloveable girl for over a year now. She could easily get married and have babies like she wants right now on looks alone, but that's all she has to offer to most people.

>>717437764
You spelled autistic wrong anon

>Mid 2000' social network site called Mingleville
>Had a fake profile where I chatted a lass up, Used my real account to also chat to her but use what I found in the fake to win her over
>Gets kinky asks for cock picks
>Use this ole place to find cock picks of massive cocks all looking the same
>Send them
>falls for it and loves it, send me tonnes of nudes
>realise this shits going to far delete account
>on the forums wondering where I went
>Real me tells her to chill out
>She gets offensive to me gives me shit
>Think fuck you
>Send nudes she sent my fake account to her BF anonymously,
>Wasn’t aware they had been together for 5 years
>Didn’t realise she was engaged
>Even though she was a slut felt bad as her entire family and friends completely fucked her off.
Felt really bad, She ended up trying to commit suicide and lives a very fucked up life now. Fuck knows why I did it but meh it’s done now.

Bully revenge.
> be in junior high
> everything good except for one asshole that won't leave me alone
> hatch idea
> bring piece of fiberglass insulation to school with me in a plastic bag
> wait till gym class
> everyone changing out of street clothes and into their gym-strip
> purposefully go slow and take my time till I'm last one in the locker room
> take out fibreglass from back pack and rub down the inside of bullies street clothes
> join class in gym, run around and shit for an hour, then back to locker room to change back to street clothes
> watch bully start itching about a minute after changing
> it gets worse, bully starting to get vocal about it
> 10 minutes into the next class, bully is going nuts and scratching himself all over
> other kids joke about him having fleas / lice
> bully ended up being excused from class and sent home
> evil laugh

>>717434348
what kind of drugs ? I suppose you don't take 3 years just if you stash some weed at home, right ?

>>717438699
did a favor that day

>>717437578
>>717437764
lets just say I have done fictional things and some were artistic works.

>Be me, 13
>Cousin staying over (10)
>She sleeps in my bed
>Horny
>Fap while sniffing her hair
>Couldn't cum, so I decided to stop
>30 Minutes later I have to piss
>piss directly on her and all over the bed because i couldnt cum sniffing her hair
>blamed her
>parents didnt let her leave the house for a month and she hasnt been allowed at family reunions for the past 7 years
kek

>>717434189
>Be me, at 28.
>I watched a fly try to get out through the window, as it repeatedly hit its head against the glass.
>Went downstairs and had breakfast.
>Came back.
>It wasn't there.
>It's haunted me for 40yrs now.
>I'm a bad person.

>>717439192
well maybe the fly was your friend who got trapped in it's body.

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>>717434189
Ran over a dog when I was driving.

Drove off while it rolled around on the ground with probably lots of broken bones.

Never looked back

>>717435230
piss overdose

>>717439430
lol should've stopped to take some pics to fap to though

>>717434189
Sometimes when I'm driving and there's no one else on the road I don't signal before changing lanes.

>>717439536
MODS
O
D
S

>>717437796
Why anon

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When i was like 12, i raped a younger kid. He thought i was pretending to hold him for fun but i was actually rubbing my little dick on hiss little ass with clothes on.
Threw a little chicken in the fire.
Hanged a kitten on a tree until it almost passed out.

>>717434189
I've been fucking my gf in her sleep.

First time was fucking intense.

She has no idea

>>717436075
Damn dude, it's gonna be pretty hard to too that

I work at a cinnabon and jizz in the icing before I lock up

>>717439522
Your edge is showing

> had a bottle Blavod (black vodka)
> told friends I was pouring shots
> 4 shots of black vodka
> filled 5th shot glass with soy sauce
> watch expression of guy that got the soy sauce
> Excited to try, instant change in facial expression, eyes bug out, then he started horking on the carpet
> he called me a cunt
> good times :-)

I bought my bro a bottle of ale for Christmas. For some reason on Christmas eve I'm unbelievably horny ,like a fucking animal in heat. Blandly stroking my cock wasn't getting me off, so in a fit of degenerate desperation, I ran to the box, grab the bottle and starting shoving up my ass. The icy cold bottle makes me diamonds, after about ten minutes of humping it like a bitch in heat I finally cum, I think I even passed out fur like ten minutes with the bottle hanging out of my ass. Still gave it to him next morning with no shame. Didn't even wash it, just wiped off the anal residue and sprayed some cologne on it.

>>717439083
>she hasnt been allowed at family reunions for the past 7 years

wut ?

>>717434921
youre a liar, piss is sterile.

anyone else remember the time when we didnt have to lie to make 'friends'?

i do

>>717439908

thats not that bad I used to rub my dick on my sisters toothbrush and panties and even stuck my dick like in the butter and cream cheese and shit.

i would get a kick out of seeing people eat it.

>>717439755
Pics?

>>717439755
she knows bro

>>717439901
top kek

>>717435243
no you didnt nigger, you cant even spell hillary

>>717434189
I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations isn't up yet, so I won't be admitting to the most evil thing I ever did.

But I'll admit to the second most evil.

I had my first girlfriend back in high school. She had really low self esteem and was super clingy. I think because she had a pretty shitty home life. So I would constantly threaten to break up with her to push her to do things I wanted. Sometimes for something as simple as seeing the movie I wanted instead of the one she wanted. Sometimes for things like getting her to let me fuck her in the ass. This went on for several months. Apparently it bothered her a lot more than I knew, because she tried to kill herself. So I broke up with her for real. Then she tried to kill herself again. After that her parents took her out of school and I don't know what happened to her.

Rape 10yo cousin in her sleep everytime she visits from down south. Play with her nipples, grab her ass, wrap her hands around my cock, kiss her, rub my cock all over her developing body, cum on her, rub her tiny tight pussy. Not sure if my parents suspect it but she's not allowed to sleep in the same room as me.

>>717440001
dude,
come back when you stuck your dick in your sister. while the neighbour kids watch waiting their turn.

>>717437681
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

>>717440001
Well this was just a random act, for some reason I was just indifferent about the whole thing, I wonder if I'm developing some form of sociopathy

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>>717434189
>le me
stopped reading here

>>717440057
Nope. She wakes up with my cum dripping down her ass on to the sheets.

>>717440010
lots

>>717440074
if there is a statute you're still an amateur

>>717440129
oh yeah ? you gang-banged your sister?

sure, I believe that.

>>717440159
I fake most of my emotions, I honestly dont believe people that are overly empathetic.

>>717440248
Well lets see them then!

sometimes I don't wash my hands after I took a piss

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>>717439755
>That's called rape

>>717440315
Only if somebody rolls trips

>>717440417
> evil

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>>717434189
> Xmas night
> everyone was upstairs sleeping
> placed transparent legos on the carpeted stairs because everyone has a mania to not wear slippers at night.
> placed more legos on the stairs
> wait on my room
> sudden scream
> my asshole cousin stepd on the legos and rolled down the stairs
> kek.betamax
> ????
> PROFIT!

>>717439952
>>717439952
Your own piss is sterile to you - that doesn't mean it's not filled with all sorts of shit and h ow you cleanse your body

>>717440417

Honestly unless you hadnt showered, had swamp balls or piss into your hands, they were probably more dirty than your dick to begin with

>>717439522
kek

Wouldn't really call beating a small animal that can't fight back evil, more like being a pussy.
If you're going to do something to an animal at least do something sick. Friend and I, found a baby squirrel along the side of the road that had been hit by a car and had its legs broken. Picked him up and named him Charlie, got a shoe box filled with straw for him, put him in the box, poured gasoline in the box, lit it on fire, held it shut while listening to the sound of tiny shrieks and clawing, when the sounds stopped he was removed from the fire and dissected. Only partially cooked. Did not eat.

finessed $400 out of this asian lady i used to work with. she was FOB and looking for one of her family members. she came to me for help and i took the money and never saw her again

>>717440427
I haven't felt any regret yet.

Brutalized a few grasshoppers (they're a nusiance where I live so I guess that's my justification.)

>>717440731
>That doesn't change the fact that you're a rapist

Only a matter of time til your girlfriend wakes up and calls the police.

my manager who had just got her life back on track and a promotion after being addicted to dope, started getting pills for her, not even selling them or making money, going to pick them up just so she'd do em again.
Had a very depressed girl that would come around my house for parties, she'd get real drunk, talk about how worthless she was and a waste of space and wanted to die, choose a guy to cry to, then fuck him. I put a noose around her neck and walked her around in front of everyone like a dog, I stuck the barrel of my shotgun in her mouth and had her Deepthroat it, I did not fuck her tho, she was far below a gentleman of my stature.

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Evil toilet trick
> open lid to toilet tank
> disconnect tank filler tube at the bottom
> bend tube arond till the end is resting on the edge of toilet tank
> carefully place tank lid back on with a tiny bit of the fill tube facing forward
> next person that flushes gets sprayed
> done this to several public toilets
> ya, imma cunt

>always pee to sink

Stole 60 dollars from homeless man we partied with. He went to his sister's house to get it, came back and we told him we were bringing him weed. Bought food and more booze

>>717441104

don't kid yourself, you're no gentleman

you're just as trashy as that ho

>>717441028
> inappropriate green text

obviously. Do your parents know you're retarded?

>>717440278
You can do quite a bit and still have a statute of limitations depending on the state.

For example, in Alaska, the only crimes without a statute of limitations are child molestation and murder.

>>717441316
>> inappropriate green text
>obviously. Do your parents know you're retarded?

>Become a rapist
>Get hurt when called a rapist
>Point out how someone else green texts

OK

>>717438699
it's not tonnes, it's tons. kill yourself.

got married

>>717439952
I'd say bleach is pretty sterile too, can't get sick from that then.

I once wrote tonnes instead of tons, Haunts me to this day.

Some guy asked me for some water from my water bottle when i was in the army.We were in the middle of nowhere for a few hours and he forgot his.I extended my arm holding it as to give it to him and then spilled it on the ground in front of him.i said i'd rather no one drinks it than you.I didn't even hate the guy i don't know why i did it we were actually pretty cool with each other.We both had to stay without water for another couple of hours

>>717434845
What was it?

>>717440311
believe or dont believe
this is all "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood."
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>717439083
>Piss bed
>Everyone fucking hates you and you'll never see the rest of your family again

>>717441626
dont worry, anons soon gonna be on the receiving end of the rape when hes landed his rapist ass in prison

>>717441810
>Both “ton” and “tonne” are units of weight, but a “ton” is a British and American measure, while a “tonne” is a metric measure.

>A “tonne” is equal to 1,000 kg. In the US it may be referred to as a “metric ton”.

Dumbed some small nuts and bolts into my buddy's Impreza's engine. Boxer engine is nice and flat so all the bits sank to the bottom and landed around the cam shaft. Few weeks went by and he didn't start it since he was doing some tranny work. Actually forgot I did it. One day I was out with some other friends and first buddy decides to start engine. Cam turned, pushed bit into block. Destroyed his engine block, cam, bottom engine cap. Found out cause he texted me. Doesn't know its me. Thats what happens when you treat me like a piece of shit.

>>717441810
amerifuck detected

>>717442688
Holy fuck anon what did he do to deserve that?

>>717437764
Literally only newfags post that shit. Kill yourself

>>717436997
Do u still fuck him ?

Put lye in dudes jock strap.
Cheated on gf for no reason.
Stole shit.
Long ago and I quit doing wrong because it contaminates your life.

Never owed anyone vengeance. If I do, might take it for pleasure.

Not wrong but a nasty prank. Drank quart of beer then filled bottle with piss and capped it, then left in bag by school.

Found it broken next day with the cap removed from the neck. :)

>>717442784
this

I don't seed my torrents.

>>717435786
For the record, c section is not at all necessary to get a miscarriage out. Dumbass.

>>717434189
>>le me with elder sister in the house alone
>>flash her my cock
>>got ass kicked
>>apologise
>>fap to her furiously in bathroom with her bra
>>finds out
>>kek kicks ass like no tomorrow
>>half naked from the shower
>>gets hard
This is going to make me sigh and leave. This is just sad dude... Not evil just sad

>be 13, living with mom and 10yo sister
>horny as fuck
>raped sis
>she was tight and sensitive as fuck
>told her not to scream, said it's ok because mom also does it with other men, and it's a common thing between people
>repeated it several times, told her more bullshit why doing it is right
>she started to like it, really
>sometimes she asked for it
>she started to sleep with other guys too
Now she became a huge slut...

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>>717442484

>>717434302
>what language is this
anti-establishmentese

>>717436997
sounds nice to have a little cumbucket at that age

>>717443566
I'm waiting for my younger sister to get old enough to start developing so I can do that

>>717439083
wtf

>>717435634
So that's the part that made the story unbelievable for you?

>>717443790
Ehhhh...maybe you shouldn't do that like I did. Now she usually sleeps with random guys, even with older ones, and she is the slut of the neighbourhood. I already moved from there and live alone, but still hear weird stories about her.

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>>717438699
ruined the life of a slut that was about to ruin some maybe decent guys life... even tho I can understand you feeling bad, you safed a lad from coming home one day and finding his wife sucking off a stranger, going through divorce and losing everything.... in conclusion good work

>>717438872
this was a good one, nice

>>717444288
Yeah I do think of it like that tbh, it's just the commiting suicide a few times and getting on drugs which I feel bad for.

Still shouldnt be a fucking whore.

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>>717439083
this is so absurd, I zozzled all over my keyboard

>>717444273
That's horrible dude. You should fuck her again.

>>717439901
I will keep that in mind for the next party, thx anon

Started a business with my friend. Was all going well till he started slacking on the work and kept leaving the city for days at a time to go and see his gf. Renewed our partnership and screwed him out of his cut and obligations. 3 years later I'm supplying more than 300 tesco stores in the country and more and he's working his second unpaid internship after bombing uni.

>>717434189
Breaks girls hearts

>>717436213
Aaand reported to cops.

>>717437764
Dumb fuck you know how many been arrested via 4chin? Look it up nigger.

>>717444580
Two months ago she visited me in my apartment. Fucked me, too. Still feel a bit guilty about that night.
I don't know what to do with her. She still lives at mom, but does almost nothing. She often has some job, but always gets fired. No children, but had an abortion a year ago.

>>717444764
boasting over fucking your friend who clearly had trust in you.
Please fucking kill yourself.

>>717434189
I traded my ex-stepdads wedding ring for cocaine before they divorved.

>>717434189
whored out a white girl I was seeing, she wanted to try group sex, so got a room and charged guys to fuck her, told her they were friends , but never had met them before

>>717438872
Nice

>>717439536
You jack off to dogs?

>>717434866
Only true story in this entirr thread, im sure of it.

>>717438872
Vengeance when just is not evil. Bullies are utter shit.

>>717445594
Was it your kid? If so you're an idiot for impregnating her. What does she look like? Is she hot?

There was this guy at work I fucking hated. Every lunch I would make him a "coffee" but each time I would think of new ways to contaminate his fucking drink. Spit, blood, crushed up dry cripsy dead flies, shit and one time my stale crusty jizz. To this day the cunt doesn't know how much poison I fed him.

>>717434348
The fuck did you put in her house a fucking brick of coke?

>>717445594
Please post pics of your sis. Thanks anon.

>>717445594
sounds like my cousin. She's also damaged goods. Got fucked and beaten by her dad when she was growing up. Well, her dad and her uncle. Apparantly they would pass her around. I only found out abut it recently when she was starting to open up to me. Apparantly she has spent the last 10 years just getting drunk and fucking random guys she barely remembers.

So... I did the responsible thing and got her drunk and fucked her. A couple of times.

I'm a bit worried though cos I didnt use a condom and considering the massive slut that she is, she might have given me an std. My gf has recently been complaining about itching and there is a wierd couple of lumps at the shaft of my cock.

Ah well, c'est la vie

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> create fake profile on weeaboo site
> originally for the lulz of seeing the neets
> start pm conversation with cute girl
> don'tknowshitboutanime.jpg
> Google and Wiki to the rescue
> she's 14, whines about parents, etc.
> chat for a few weeks on and off
> not really there for laughs anymore
> convince her to meet me to hang out
> pick her up and make an excuse to go home
> Essentially raped her, and stole virginity
> quietly drop her back off
> delete my profile
> years ago now.. No consequences.

Seriously.. These socially retarded girls with an inferiority complex are easy marks.

I secretly video girls I was fucking sometimes with another friend, later on show them and make them fuck other friends, they are too afraid of being embarrassed if released so they fuck more

>>717445753
>looks at name of thread
>looks at this post

i think you might be a tad confused. This isn't the "Kind things we have done to people that we love, cherish and also strangers because we are so kind" thread.

Thi sis the "40% edgy faggots 20% pathological liars 20% evil cunts 10% amused shitposters 10% concerned citizens" thread

>>717435837
Oh shit nigger. I would have thought /b/ hates you more than this.

Fair fight if you ask me, animals know we are the dominant species. But still I would have tested you like a piece of human trash if I saw that. Cause you are probably are retarded and unaware of it.

>>717446339
No, I always used condom, except the first few times. But I never came in her.

>>717443790

pls kys

>>717434530
Share with your /b/ros

>>717437873
If you're asking the question you already do dude.

>>717443345
You piece of shit

>>717447181
kys = kill your sister?

>>717447987
no no no Kiss your sister

>>717444764
>zuckerberged

>>717445114
Fuck off faggot.

>>717445753
if the friend didn't work hard enough, then i don't see what's wrong with it,

you're just a lazy faggot.

>>717434189
This
http://www.steamdigitalgift.com/LxYDbpW

Its real btw

>>717443403
I think heknows that. He was just being a faggot making shit jokes.

>friend starts laughing his ass off

They are just making fun of the kid. Dumbass.

>>717436506
Fake and gay.

>>717436997
what part of this is evil? this is just you being gay

>>717436997
Why were you in juvenile detention?

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>>717434189

> Work in video store
> Steal video games for a month straight (about 40 total).
> Manager gets wise, calls in investigators.
> There's one creepy guy in the store who always talks about how much he wants the NES we have hooked up in the back.
> Take the NES and throw it away during a night shift.
> He gets fired, I steal a bunch more and then quit.

>>717436993
Watch out man, your edge almost cut me.

The wife of a friend was talking to my wife about not being able to make their house payment and didn't know what she was going to do. Waited for my wife to leave the room then offered chick $200 to meet me in my garage before I left for work the next morning. I made sure she hated every second. I coulda just been a nice guy and fronted her the money but I like manipulating bitches

>>717449067
fuck her ass?

>>717449067
What did you do, anon?

>>717449067
there is a single mom in my apt building always looking to borrow money for groceries, loaned her some cash and then had her work it off by blowing me, she at first was like I am not a whore, but desperate times she finally gave in. She knows now that borrowing means she will be fucking and sucking

>>717440454
>Transparent legos on carpeted stairs

you should be in jail you sick fuck

>>717449482
Made her swallow my load. The smell of used motor oil was making her sick. I lold

>>717449643
She really hates sucking cock. Her husband told me she only goes down on him on his birthday.

>>717439755
I used to fuck my girlfriend in her sleep. She enjoyed it and I asked for consent prior to the act <3

>>717443790
yeah... Kill yourself please.

>>717449725
I forsee this being a regular thing now. Bitch has the money managing skills of roadkill

>>717441145
kek

I don't know why but when the hose pops off my toilet at home it also makes straight up horrifying sounds, like a pipe is about to burst and flood the house or something. It scares the hell out of people

>be me
>says stupid shit and now someone wants to kick my ass
>tells 5 tards that he said that there mums were ugly
>tard rage. exe
>tards try t attack the guy and get murdered (all part of the plan)
>guy gets expelled for attacking tards

Several times, as a kid in school, I would ask to use the restroom when I really didn't have to go.....I just wanted out of that fucking class for a few brief moments.

>>717446628
14 year old girls tend to get raped unless they have protective parents and/or a protective non-rapey older brother.

>>717443106
No

>>717443776
It was, in a sort of guilty way, probably fucked him up for life though

>>717448664
Rape is pretty evil anon, especially with that age gap

>>717448758
Got caught trying to steal booze from Wal-Mart

>>717446588
Karma is a bitch.

>>717448834
this isn't evil, you're a fucking genius. Best course of action at that point, my respects!

Anyway:
>>717434189
>be 14
>be in child psychiatry for various reasons
>group has a quiet room for us to be alone and calm down
>jerk off onto couch in that room
guess if they knew, I'd propably still be there

other than that, the usual stuff
>find a store bag in the subway
>contains hair dryer and bill
>get out, get on the next ride back to that store, call dealer to meet me there
>give it back, get 40 bucks, buy dope

>>717450220
oh it has been pretty regular, its not big money either 20-50 bucks here an there, but does feel good havin control over white single mom that is not enjoying it..commendably doing it for her kids though

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So /b/ there's this long story short I wanna share.
>be 11 me, living in a suburb with mom and 9yo sister
>there used to be annoying kids, the same age as me, some probably younger
>basically pain in the ass, fucking pricks
>bully me at school, being assholes with teachers
>i get tired of this shit
>evil_idea.jpg
>pretend to be sick, be at home for one day
>take a glass and piss inside of it, even throw nose boogers in
>hide this sick potion in my school backpack
>school, next day
>gym time, so everyone goes downstairs
>i pretend to be tired so they let me stay in classroom doing math
>no one is there, so i take the "potion" and pour it in the assholes' coke can
>gym class ends and everyone goes upstairs, in classroom
>recreation time, the assholes finally drink that sick shit
>they have a disgusted and sick face, two of them vomit
>they go back home, while the others throw the can outside the window
>this happened before i changed school, so they didn't find out it was me, not even the teachers
>still today, i don't know anything about them
>mfw

>>717450596
Is she good at it?

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>>717450596
Glad to know I'm not alone in my masogony

>>717450781
>nose boogers

When I was 8 I was inspired by morta kombat. I built a 'pit' with a draw and about a hundred nails. My brother and I found a frog and dropped it into the pit. Unfortunately we had put the nails too close together and the frog wasn't impaled and just stared screaming. I finished it off with a rock. Felt bad. Should have spaced the nails out more and probably made them sharper

>>717450829
sucking yeah, shes gotten better probably to make me cum faster, fucking she just bends over my couch mostly and takes it. I have to fuck her hard to get her to make noise

>>717450916
she was kinda bitchy and thought she was better than most that lived here when she arrived, never said hello, acting like a stuck up white bitch, so it feels good making her do this

>be me
>work at a large company that has great Christmas parties
>one party, get too drunk
>service to pick me up is late, say fuck it and drive myself
>work colleague convinces me that he can score some easy chicks for us if I give him a ride
>wreck the car, completely totaled, get into a little trouble at work but keep my job
>lied to my boss that someone ran me off the road
>work colleague suffers some whiplash but is fine
>later one, get the same work buddy fired for not doing his job - still blame him for the accident instead of myself.

>>717451162
Does she make you wear a condom?
Also does she swallow?

>>717439430
This happened once while I was being dropped off at home by my first gf. She went over a bump when a cat had just started to cross and went under her tire. It started to writhe just as with you but I stupidly described it to her as she kept trying to move forward past it.

I'm fucking dumb. I blamed it on her afterwards too.

secretly photoshop pics of a relative of mine onto naked woman and fap to them

>>717451361
no, not wearing a condom and she does swallow, I hold her head sometimes to make sure she does. She always looks depressed afterwards " see ya next time' I say

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>>717442792

>Literally only newfags post that shit. Kill yourself
>literally

underage confirmed

>>717451695
Damn her life sucks.
How often does it happen?
And how long has it been going on

>>717451798
least once or twice a week, she hittin me up for cash, been going on for about 6 months now when she moved in

>>717451975
Damn how much money are you giving her per month? She must not hate it so much if she's doing it weekly

>>717442688
>killing a helpless impreza engine just for fun
Burn in hell, you worthless piece of dirt.

>>717437681
God damn it kel always fuckin things up

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>Sitting in the park with my friend
>Feel something incredibly heavy inside of me
>I needed to take a shit fast
>Run to the corner of the park telling my friend I have to take a shit
>Take the most inhumane shit ever
>Its huge
>My friend later tells everyone that i took a shit in the park
>Nobody believes him
>I put the blame on him and everyone believes me
>They all bully him constantly

Nobody knows that It was me to this day

>>717434845
>this was probably a newfag test.
>stop feeling so old.

>>717439536
Holy fuck. I thought I was the only one.

>>717452054
about 200 a month, she has that look of " being somewhere else" when she fucks, transactional

>>717439952
It's only safe to drink immediately after pissing. After a while it starts to grow bacteria and will make you very ill.

i killed dog with a monkey wrench. the sucker was a stupid dog always barking at me.

>>717440591
>sterile to you
That's not what that word means. Sterile means it contains no germs at all, regardless of whose it is.

That being said, sterile does not mean non-toxic, and if it's concentrated enough, it can be somewhat poisonous.

>>717452707
Got any pics of her?

>>717452947
>Things that never happened

>>717435715
Cuz not even a suicidal girl cares about you you edgy faggot ass kid

>>717452707
waiting for her to come up short on rent or looking for more money, have several friends that would pay to fuck her too, shes resisted the idea, but the seed been planted

>>717434189
built a sand castle around a cinder block so when the neighborhood kids tried to kick it down they'd break their toes

>>717452054
Nope, he isn't me.
Believe it or not, she haven't earned a single buck with her pussy, or at least I don't know about it. She's just a slut, and fucks when she wants to fuck.

>>717453327
coz you say so

>>717436997
> not gay

> be me
> 21 drop out and frustrated on society
> bought myself a hunting gun
> lived in a crowded alley with some FAGGOT ASS speakers for FAGGOT ASS EVENTS placed on the FAGGOT ASS streets
> christmas songs started coming out of that FAGGOT ASS SPEAKERS
> GETTING ANGRY EVEN THINKING ABOUT THOSE DISTURBING NOISES !
> I was done with those standard FAGOT ASS ammunition so bought a rabbit slug
> W8ted to FAGGOT ASS MIDNIGHT :@:@:@
> Santa songs were stil playing
> Observed the crowd at the street while consuming my last bottle of gin for the night.
> First used my scope to look from behind the curtains to look at FAGGOT ASS hot women.
> Started getting aroused by my FAGGOT ASS actions
> W8ted
> W8ted
> The FAGGOT ASS christmas midnight was finally over and people started leaving the FAGGOT ASS square.
> Now w8ted until all FAGGOT ASS cops and suiveillance left as well.
> Then loaded the rabbit slugs in the FAAGOTT ASS MAGAZINE of my FAGGOT ASS bird killer.
> I observed the times of when crowds passing my steet and noticed until 3.a.m. there will be people transporting theirselfs over the street.
> NOW IT FINALLY WAS QUITE.
> Opened my window behind me curtains and aimed with a laser red dot at the speaker.
> Those FAGGOT ASS noise makers are a product of society and government to brainwash the people to believe christmas, that commercial liberal event, is a important artifact of the western society.
> Now I loaded and fired and that WHOLE FAGGOT ASS SPEAKER WAS DONE at midnight the moment JESUS was born but I felt like a fucking hero.
> Now the next day the Christmas market was expelled and closed because guys in fluorcent yellow vests were investigating wtf happened to the speakers.
> Be me
> Autistism without harming others

>>717439536
Jesus, I hope you fucking die. I hate fuckers like you.

In my eyes it's not evil, but I steal from the homeless.

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>>717453316

>>717453747
You know what they say, it isn't gay if you're the pitcher not the catcher.

>>717453916
Definitely the most retarded thing I've read all day.

>>717440454
This to much to take this is just too evil man