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Hot Fuzz

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hot Fuzz
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>>717429470

Can't just type that, gotta say the title of the movie accompanied by "in the ass."
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Hot fuzz indeed
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good movie
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Terrible movie.
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Mystery in the Air is pretty awesome.
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>>717429470
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can't say i've seen it
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It's an old radio program.
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that is most likely why i haven't heard of it
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Probably the reason.
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>>717429470
Do you sometimes wish you were a sexy dragon?
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hello nibi
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How are you, dudeweed?
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weed lmao

i'm okay, just tired since it's early
how about yourself?
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I slept like a rock.
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>>717433377
Gonna make myself breakfast and coffee and do nothing all day since I wasnt called in for work.
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Do rocks count sheep to sleep?
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Rocks are comatose the moment they hit the pillow.
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Do you invite rocks into your bed?
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>>717433597
good morning

>>717433629
sounds alright, i'm a fan of doing nothing all day when there's nothing to commit to that day
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>>717434080
Maximum meh.
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They are only good for sleep inspiration, not sleep companions.

>>717434080
Morning~ This dumb cold is still lingering around. What's good with you?
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>>717434174
meh is a good way to put it as well.

>>717434278
that's a shame, it getting better at least?
i'm just waking up, put on Marco Polo since my parents got Netflix and let me hop on to it
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I saw this one while browsing 4chan yesterday, and i dont know why... But its now my favorit.
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Maybe you need to sleep with more rocks.

>>717434630
The meh is mutual.
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>melb furfriends are still best furfriends
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>>717435464
>SMELLBOURNE
ahahahahahaha
what a fucking loser
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>>717434630
Marco Polo?
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>>717436847
yeah, like the Venetian trader
except a show on Netflix
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>>717436961
Well yes :P. What's it about?
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>>717437038
it's about Marco Polo during his time with Kublai Khan, i'm only three episodes in so far. I was hoping there was going to be more coming out when I finished the second season but apparently it got cancelled
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>>717437308
Oh I thought it was going to be some kind of drama series or something, that used the name "Marco Polo" in some kind of clever way. Instead it's literally about Marco Polo.
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>>717437547
the thing is, it's actually a drama series about Marco Polo
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>>717437628
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Nuthin like a cup o coffee.
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>>717438018
i'm not sure what you mean by this

it's pretty good for what i've seen so far, though.

>>717438144
it's a great way to start the day
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>>717438283
Looking at chiseled abs is also a good way to start the day.
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Speaking of, I'm gonna go grab some, as I'm out.
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Dev, be my rock.
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>>717438413
it's alright, i'd much prefer a coffee though right about now

>>717438583
morning
err.. evening i think for you though
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One of the cooks I work with gave me some home made salsa made with chilies he grew himself.
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>>717440519
thats pretty gay
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>>717440519
that means he wants to plow your ass
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>>717440519
Spicy.

>>717438583
Badj, feed me your cock.
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>>717440640
You don't feed an ass you want to plow with salsa.
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>>717440601
Maybe, it's very good though. Serrano and Jalapeno peppers are what's in it though, and it's delicious.

>>717440640
I highly doubt that.

>>717440717
It could be spicier, but it's still very good.
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>>717429470
Faggots

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXG9cM5QxgU
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>>717440816
can you send me some?
I wanna try
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>>717440997
I cannot.
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My friend once yelled at me because apparently not all Mexicans know how to do the hat dance. When I asked him if he knew he begrudgingly said he did.
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>>717442761
I thought he had a huge head for a second
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I don't give a hot gay fuck
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bread needs moar qtboys and less big men
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>>717444556
This little fellow is the cutest.
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>>717444738
I'm Australian, that only fuels my erection, man.
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>>717438983
yes, morning

>>717440717
I could feed you grapes.

>>717444826
Spiders are not for sexual.
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>>717444826
Gross. What are Australia's native tarantula species?
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>>717444984
Bullshit they're not.
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>>717444998
http://australianmuseum.net.au/australian-tarantulas
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>>717445035
like this?
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>>717445082
That tells me nothing other than Australia has tarantulas. It doesn't give specific species or anything like that.
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>>717444984
I mean, grapes are pretty delish. I wouldn't complain.
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>>717445353
????????????????
>The Australian tarantulas belong to four genera, Selenocosmia (four described species), Selenotholus and Selenotypus (with one species each), and Phlogiellus (undescribed species) in the family Theraphosidae.
>four described species
>doesn't give species
??
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>>717445632
Oh. Yes, it does. I read the exact middle of the Identification section which makes it seem like there is only one species. Then every other section describes it as one species. But you're right, it does give the names of specific species.

I already Googled it though, and apparently they fucked up the classification of some of them, so there's several different families, not just the one, unlike the US which currently has only the one native family (Aphonopelma). Spiders are interesting.
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>>717446119
>tfw no bunnyboy to lewd
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>>717446205
Either way, they're not that common here, much more likely to come across little redbacks or whitetails, that's for sure
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>>717446211
so sad
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>>717446211
Gotcha fam
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>>717446332
the saddest tbh, bunbutts are the bestbutts
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Bros before hoes?
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>>717446354
<3
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>>717446370
top tier butts
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>>717446429
y u s

one day I'll find a qt ausfag and dress him up as a bunny
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>>717446302
Tarantulas aren't that common most places, not because they aren't there, but because they spend inordinate amounts of time in their burrows.
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>>717446490
>dress him up as a bunny

that'll be a very good day for that bun
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>>717446711
Pretty much. I gots a wolf-tail, but should order one of the bunny ones, they're cute.
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>>717446918
Wow, this is really well drawn, even if I don't really like his face much.
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>>717446837
gotta get something cute to wear too
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>>717447144
>>717446941
moar cubz
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>>717447322
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I might get another tarantula this month. Or possibly a scorpion.
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>>717447174
doeet, anon
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>>717445426
ugh, I hate my mouse.
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Badger, what should I get, a scorpion or another tarantula?
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is this furry?
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>>717447744
guess i have to now
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>>717448013
Why's dat?
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>>717448754
gooood :>
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>>717451161
very
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Scorpion.

>>717450782
It's a broken down piece of shit. I'm trying to play league and the cursor keeps getting stuck, randomly slowing down and shaking around.

>>717451834
ohai u
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>>717452848
ur being hax'd
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>>717452848
hai dere
how it do
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