UK fap thread

Kek, fucking ugly British 'women'. How, with such genetic diversity, does a nation breed such ugly dogs?

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>>717418378

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Bump?

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>>717419951

Gangbanged a lass in Sheffield about 6 years ago. She worked at the uni and 2 of us guys were students there. It was strange experience but still the best shag I've had

>>717420060
Have you got a name / pics?

>>717420297
No pics of the night itself. Got normal ones and name but not sure I should drop them out here. Unsee ok?

>>717420419
Yeah sure

>>717420297
Pic of her on unsee /bumepasi/

>>717420991
Oh not these trust fund hippy sluts again.

>>717420060
>>717420297
Added her nude to the unsee too kek

>>717421447
>>717420991
We got nudes of the one on the right. Not sure if left was dropped though.

>>717420991
Is that Bristol Harbourside?

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>>717422055
That bitch is fucking grody looking. I think she got genetically engineered with a pug.

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>>717419233
I'm not keen but whatever floats your boat

>>717422061
>>717422126
I'm no expert but I think this dude may have been fucked in the arse...

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>>717422607

>>717420060
How did you come to gangbang her anyway?
Story?

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English rose

>>717418997
Stfu

>>717418378
british girls are honestly the best god dayum

>>717423125
>At a house party in the city
>Drinking with a few anons
>Noticed her and ask anons if they have seen her before too
>"Yes works at uni"
>I thought so
>Fast forward a few hours and one of anons is making out with her on sofa
>She turns and makes out with anon on the other side of her
>Interest/10
>They start laying her down and teasing her
>Take her to bedroom
>One of the anons comes back downstairs and asks a few of us if we are interested
>Hell yes
>Run up stairs cock first
>She is on her knees with 3 lads in front of her
>I move in and she is sucking us all off

Etc

>>717423157
Ahh Nottingham, classy as ever.

>>717422007
sauce?

>>717423460
Nice, I sometimes prefer reading stories and using my imagination to fap, porn can dull the experience over time I think.

>>717424000
Sauce? Name?

>>717424263
I agree yes. She was a great fucking shag too. Very dirty bitch when we got going and loved being manhandled by us

>>717422055
look close at the door behind her near her stomach

>>717419233
She looks like a heroine user 1/10

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Two PE teachers from Scotland

>>717424536
I swear my PE teachers were never this young, or fit!

>>717424463
So she probably wasn't new to it?
I always wonder if girls watch bukkake videos or similar and fantasise about doing some thing similar.
Did you all come on her face or what?

>>717424729
She had done threesomes but never a gangbang before it. She was really horny with some of us being students and her working at the uni too. I came inside her first time and over face a few hours later. Mostly over her face though. I think it was only me and another anon that dumped inside her cunt

>>717424536

Lucky students!

>>717424536
Does PE stand for Physical Education in Scotland too? Because there is no way either of those two silly looking cunts are remotely close to being able to do anything physical going off that photo.

The woman on the left must weigh an extra 10 stone with all that makeup on.

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>>717424712
I know right?? Their whole university class are all smoking and al became high school PE teachers.

>>717424867
Lie detector tests and DNA results after the break...

>>717423460
hell yea brotha

got a pic?

>>717422408
any more of these little sluts?

>>717422055
>>717422007
Ahhh...The Anglo English Woman at its finest incarnation...

inbred fucks

>>717422055
UK aboriginal

>>717424967
This is why Europeans are all sissy faggot feminist, white apologists.

Fucking Europastan...

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>>717425009
Kek!

>>717424867
hmmm thats a bit taboo of her, she only a little bit older than you guys then? did she ever said how embarrased she was at the situation or what, makes it kind of cute in a way.

>>717424682
HNNNNNNNG!! Moar?

>>717425503
If only I had more

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Post some Huddersfield Girls

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know them?

>>717426460
Rachel from Ibiza weekender?

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>>717426539
yeah her friend on the left of both pics used to be my Maths teacher. sexy scouser. cant find a lot on her though :(

>>717426283
that's some mixed race group right there

>>717426579
has she got wonk eye?

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>>717426608
nah just a bad pic that

Teeth

>>717426708
again! lol she properly does.

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>>717426798
her name is Jenna Purcell and shes like best friends with Rachel

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>>717426579
wow...chick on the left...dem eyes

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lauren

Scotland?

>>717426843
Any better pics of them?

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>>717426843
>>717426708
>>717426579
yeah...apparently they're no longer friends...they didn't see eye to eye

>>717425197
>Anglo-English
You just said English-English faggot

>>717423571
Haha Shottingham.

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>>717427117
my teacher Jenna Purcells side boob

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>>717427220

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Sexy Teachers

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slutty english sisters

>>717427149
hahaha fuck sake

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>>71742722
>>717427248
moar drunken chicks?

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>>717427339
2/?

>>717427363
moar

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>>717427339

>>717427457
met her at creamfields off her nut

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>>717427369
3/?

>>717427543
it is anon

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>>717427531
4/?
personal favorites coming up.
Sheer top and little, essentially invisible. panties. noice.

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>>717427655
5/?
I've edited this one a little.

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>>717427698
6/?

>>717418997

Alcohol, kebabs, and a lack of sun

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Always wanted to fuck this girl while her feet are in my mouth

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>>717427746
7/?

Anyone got any south London/Bromley wench?

Any Cardiff/ Newport/ Cwmbran girls?

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>>717427768
And this one, not English but grew up here

Any Teesside?

>>717427847
There's a few lurkers yeah

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>>717427847
9/?
Chav/Britslut

Some good looking girls in this thread, but we need to drop the Facebook pics and get some actual nudes and HC pics up in here...

>>717427655
Would do both without hesitation

>>717420991
Someone is weirdly obsessed with middle class hippies. They just look like awful, awful human beings.

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>>717428006
Nude Schoolgirl Roleplay
probably a repost

>>717427847
Love the ginger bitch! Let's see ya Orpington win then

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>>717427900
know this one?

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anyone know this girl from leeds?

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>>717428224
she's got a few more tattoos these days though

>>717428421
perfect, would love to see more

>>717428177
Don't think so.

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lewes

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>>717428499
how about this one?

>>717427939
anymore chav stuff? love it

>>717428641
Seems vaguely familiar, but not sure if that's because she looks common or not. Got any Stockton or Billingham girls?

>>717428792
Loves getting those big gorgeous things out when shes high

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>>717429071
i don't think so, mainly boro area

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any got moar of this girl? she english

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>>717429071
Know her from Billy?

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Chantelle newcastle

>>717428533
mmm i'm brighton

>>717429671
amazingly bad shoop

>>717429749
same here, we need more

>>717429821
yeah we do

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>>717429794
Lol. Some anon on here did them for me, still fools my dick.

Any Cardiff?

>>717428177
Recognise her but dont know her, does she go to Ku bar a lot?

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>>717429864
Bitch from brighton

>>717430162
well i've heard she's from brighton, found pic on another uk slut thread

>>717430162
fuck if only we had a name

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>>717430102
probably, she goes clubbing quite a lot in boro
her name's georgia

>>717430382
Is that middlesbrough you are referring too?

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edinburgh

>>717430382
LMAO, I apparently have her on my FB, wasnt expecting that

>>717430578
yee

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>>717430578
>>717430752

haha small world

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Stockton

>>717430752
>>717430972

any slutty pics of her on it?

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>>717430436

>>717429749
>>717430162
>>717429864

any lewes ? uckfield ?

>>717431025
Nope, when it comes to the south east, i can't normally find much on these types of threads, seems like Brighton area girls are hard to find nudes of them.

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>>717430065

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>>717431177

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>>717430716

>>717418378
English girls are mostly ugly. Its an ugly ethnicity. there was even this article a few years ago that English girls were getting really jealous of the Polish girls coming into schools and it was causing problems, because the Polish girls were so much prettier. Let me see if i can find it...

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>>717431271

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>>717431173
bhasvic

>>717431330
yeah, here it is:
http://www.news24.com/World/News/Polish-girls-too-pretty-20070330

>>717431588
nobody cares/not true

How stupid can one person really be?

>>717431499
bhasvic sucks for being a college though, everyone there is retarded.

>>717431330
You're not wrong. I went to Poland and saw so many 10s. When I got back to England, it opened my eyes to just how rough loads of English girls are. I then went to Ukraine and Holy shit! It's rare not to see a girl that's a 10. Again back to England... fuck me so many fat ugly ass girls, with too much make-up on, that are surrounded by guys in pubs.
I am already making plans to move to Ukraine. Not just for the women, but also, because I can live like a king there, shit is so cheap.

>>717431714
i dont see why it wouldnt be true. Why is it so hard to believe for you? is it because you are English yourself? english girls in general are Podgy, fatty pasty -skinned over make-uped disgusting hags. Not all of them, there are somegems, but most. Im talking about the purely ethnic English girl. Its also true that a lot of girls in the UK are now mixed: Half- english and Half-whatever,so its not easy to just say that all english are ugly. but the pure English, those who are not mixed, are like, 95% ugly. Its well known that Easrtern European women are some of the most beautiful in the world. Just look at the runway models for high-fashion. See any english there? they're mostly all Eastern European or russian. Plus, Poland is not a mixed society. Most Polish women are 'pure' Polish.

>>717429571
V?

>>717431933
very smart: check this out:
http://nomadcapitalist.com/about/
the west is in decline.

>>717432032
Because it totally depends on where you are seeing them. Same as any country. Calling 30 million women ugly is just fucking moronic. If you're only seeing ugly girls, maybe that's saying you're not great to look at.

>>717418997
You'd still fuck her though, right?

>>717419233
Now that's fucking ugly

>>717431177
Name?

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>>717419233

>>717432110
I already have a job sorted in Ukraine. Just need to sort out selling my house, then I am gone. Can't fucking wait!
But honestly I am born and raised in England, but everything you have said is spot on. There are genuinely so few 10s in the UK. I think every guy should go out to somewhere in Eastern Europe and then tell us if they still think UK women are hot.

Like this clown
>>717432170
Yeah seriously leave your mum's house. Go somewhere, where the women are actually seriously stunning and then tell me UK women are still attractive.

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>>717432110
Yeah, something is in decline because there are some ugly women around. Go back to /pol/ virgin retard.

Pic related, how Cleopatra actually looked. I guess the ancient Egyptians killed their civilisation because they had an ugly woman.

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>>717432385
charl, not giving full name>>717431231

>>717432556
Doesn't matter how hot the women are, won't stop you looking like a fat cunt

>>717432884
Hah! Never been fat in my life. I come from a family of fat cunts, that always make excuses for why they can't lose weight. So it had the opposite effect on me, that I didn't want to be that. Nice try though.

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>>717432799

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>>717433040

>>717432708
i never said that 1 was related to the other. There are 2 seperate issues that we are discussing here. But you are too stupid to make the difference.

>>717427824
got bridgend

>>717432708
Shows a coin from thousands of years ago
>this is how they actually looked
Retard detected

>>717421835 pretty sure theres not any

>>717433040
She looks so fucking arrogant.

>>717433959
Holy shit, an attractive ubdressed woman in this awful thread. Moar please.

>>717434055
*undressed

>>717429671
her middle name is Marie

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>>717434055

>>717433710
That point doesn't make any sense? If they wanted to make her look good they would have done it you high as fuck retard. They clearly didn't bother.

>>717434055
>attractive
>ubdressed

>>717434164
Keep going! Any hardcore?

>>717431330
>>717431933
Yea, i am English and i've traveled to like 10 countries for the past year or so and i've only recently came back to England and really noticed how ugly the girls are (in general ofc).

>>717434175
Hmmm okay. How about this. You go and make a coin with your face on it and then show us if it looks exactly like your face. Seriously you have been tested for autism, haven't you?

>>717434192
Minor typo aside, your issue is...? Other than autism, obviously.

>>717426891
More

>>717434300
Hmm okay. How about this. You go and take a pencil and draw your own face on a piece of paper and then show us if it looks exactly like your face. Seriously you have been tested for autist, haven't you?


Or wait! If somebody that actually is an artist and is trained for this kind of shit CAN ACTUALLY PRODUCE QUALITY CONTENT
WOAH

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>>717434235
nope

>>717434483
Shame. She's hot though.

>>717433959
Time stamp

>>717434433
Haha that's not even slightly the same thing you idiot.

So yeah granted they may have been an artist that made it. But except for recent modern machinery (and still not accurate), putting an accurate portrait of someone on a coin is impossible. Then also take in to account the bloody thing has been though thousands of years of wear and tear. It's not a fucking photo, you brainless child. It may have some resemblance to her, but that's it. It's not a true representation of her face. No go get tested for autism you fucking idiot!

>>717434426
know her?

>>717423157
>>717423571
>>717427204

Nottingham here. Pretty sure the whole gun reputation is undeserved at this point. Last time I checked it wasn't even in the top ten UK cities for gun crime, and in 14 years of living here I'm yet to hear a gunshot.

Full disclosure: not born/bred, moved for uni.

>>717435211
I used to work on utility warrants in Nottingham. Trust me, it deserves the reputation.

>>717435335

Genuinely curious as to how one informs the other

>>717435637
What? A little confused by that.
How one informs the other of what?

>>717435769

How working on utility warrants confirms the reputation for you. Did bailiffs get guns pulled on them or something?

>>717435642
This one is probably half-polish or some other mix down the line.

>>717435980
I was the locksmith and absolutely hated Nottingham coming up on the list. Yep guns were pulled and been shot at. Virtually every warrant we did in Nottingham, the police were called. Yeah not always for guns, but guns were only a problem we encountered in Nottingham. Oh and London, but that seems obvious.

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Chloe Farrar

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>>717436034
>>717435642
no idea but she's all slut

>>717436233

Fuck! When was this?

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>>717434575

>>717436448
It's been about a year since I stopped and I was doing it for about 6-7 years. My friend that was also a locksmith got killed on a warrant in Nottingham, it wasn't with a gun, but a baseball bat. I don't know why but just it seems there's a lot of seriously angry people in Nottingham. Like I said they were just utility warrants to put in pre-pay meters. It's nothing that major. Virtually all over the country, while we had problems every now and again usually went by without a problem and even at times they would make us a cup of tea. Every single warrant in Nottingham involved the police. Like I said I have been shot at, had knifes pulled. I have no idea what is happening in Nottingham, but they seem some angry mother fuckers.

>>717436326
Moar

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>>717437061
know Chloe?

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Anyone know Lucy from Brighton?

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>>717437938

>>717424536
My schooling would have took a drastic change if these were my teachers

>>717434163
One of her middle names. Know her?

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Emily H*w*s Blyth/Sunderland

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>>717438500
>>717438557

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>>717438500
>>717438557
>>717438616

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>>717438673
>>717438616
>>717438557
>>717438500

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Teacher

>>717430998
Mel?

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>>717438712
>>717438673
>>717438616
>>717438557
>>717438500

would love to see some brighton sluts

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Teacher from Newcastle

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>>717439134
>>717438014
I have more of lucy