Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Make sure to bully Amatsu
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
i dont know underwear feels kind of uh sacred and i dont think i should wear it after something like that
Still hangin around.
Are you mad that mortals will never be able to replicate her voice?
Well nighty night everyone time to cuddle with my waifu and sleep.
It's not too much if it's true. You have an absolute qt/10
Nobody is perfect :^)
But I'd love to shitpost all day, but JoJo ain't gonna watch itself
I should've saved the pic you posted while doing that
I'll drop now. Either sleep, movie, or reading. おやすみなさい~~~
Something seems off about that pic.
I always bulli the discount bote.
Well fuck now I can't unsee that
3 am and I want to sleep
>Go back go sleep with me~
Whew i'm gonna end up spending a fortune buying you new ones to replace the ones i take then. Worth it.
Well i'm not the only one, you've got quite a qt as well.
>what are you on
Hopefully me soon.
im sorry maybe i should have just said I dont want to wear underwear i knew someone else blew their load in
5'5 or 5'6. 140-145 freedom units blonde hair thats longer and im not sure about the last one.
Oh please your words make me blush
2 pairs to each you take and no they will not be on you
oh Im a he
What's wrong, can't shower someone in semen?
Maybe her face? Or just the weird pupils? I feel the same about every pic from the same artist and I still love them.
I guess I'm a pleb since I have no interest in watching JoJo, for now.
Develop a taste and it won't sound like that anymore.
What the fuck did you say about me, you little bitch?
I bet you don't even moo like Bill
I dont know i wish i was taller but im not getting any taller
Project all you want fuccboi
JoJo is amazing, I love it.
I'm not going to force you to watch it, but you should
Good, that just makes you cuter.
Fine, still worth it. I wasn't talking about underwear, i meant you.
im not sure about the whole gay thing. may try it not sure
Do you want me as I am now or while I was in hospital?
It looks like the dress and the eyes. The blush is really pronounced and overdone too.
>judging music without even subjecting yourself to 10 seconds of it
Baka ass nigga.
>I'm not going to force you to watch it
oh well then i dont think you can replace me
they are but i dont actually know too much about them in that sort of way
The one you're talking to is female and the one she's talking to is a guy, retard
Because then you'll go crazy on me, quoting every characters
Here, have a better IA.
Yandere waifus are best waifus
The one yandere that would wreck Yuno
>fuck your rules
>fuck rules in general
>here my claim
I am in fact a guy.
I could never replace you.
I need more Ia pics for this.
What's wrong with horns?
>Not a claim
well im not a girl
well you probably good if you looked but thank you
Because this .....
It's the best of both worlds
its probably the shampoos and all that. girls shampoo and conditioner is always better than guy stuff
Maybe, but i wouldn't want to.
It's impossible not to cry out in lust and pleasure when a few feet of cock is rearranging your internal organs to better turn you into a cumdump, and you don't bother resisting the urge.
awe well ive grown quite attached to you myself
This is what happens when you join the navy
They're extremely adorable and have their uses though.
A word I'm not used to when it comes to Miku.
I still really like it, it's just that one artist with a weird artstyle that you can't not love.
Nevermind, I got shitposting to do
I'm army, really dodged a cock there fam
Ah yes, she did mention something about you "making a stupid choice" as in infintry or something like that
Don't tell me what to do
You won't be happy until there's enough spunk in your ass for it to be the true 'milky way' and the galaxy is seen a a pale imitation.
You should be aware that I can't go crazy on anyone other than my obsession.
That's nothing new, she's a powerful synth and iconic character that everyone wants to make use of.
As long as quality artists keep producing with her I can only be amused by what her popularity causes.
Buttslutinator 2.0 engaged
How is she doing right now?
Fucking bullying man
>and other things
....I haven't heard from her in 3 weeks
How are ya?
Its good artwork, it just seems off to me.
>bullis in French
Je suis Australiene merdeposter
>Buttslutinator 2.0 engaged
What did he mean by this?
That's the dumbest argument, people jack off to her, and? It's something that happens in the mental space of the person jacking off and nowhere else.
All waifus get fapped to, doesn't matter if it's by 1000 or 100000 persons, it happens.
SomeBODY somebody some some some some somebody Some some some some some some some somebody Some some some some some somebody some some some some somebody Some some some some some some some somebody
Pretty well. How about yourself?
Oh It would be my pleasure~.
First doggy style and now being knotted from behind. Perhaps you belong in a kennel if you love taking doggie dick so much!
Was she acting weird before she left?
ill fookin besh yer hed in i swere on me mum
>was I aussie enough?
Who knows :thinking:
Causes people to become delusional and only talk to it. There are a couple cases where it helps people become introverts and/or anti-social. By all means its not bad. All I'm pointig out is that it started said trend. There are also some more "advanced" victims who use a rip or buy her voice bank and use it in VE3 or any editor to talk to them.
> Didn't even call him a cunt.
I actually had Kidkanevil's My Little Ghost album lined up to listen to at some point, but I never got around to it.
That's an amazing track and I'll definitely get to listening to that album sooner.
Recovering from recent shit in the last few days of 2016
No.. I assume you know something..?
do you like cosplay or maybe just dressing up?
how are you
Shit man, hopefully 2017 will be better.
Yeah i do like cosplay.
How didn't you notice it before? How didn't you notice how empty, how awfully your anus aches? If your arms were free, you would be stuffing your fingers- no, your fist up inside yourself. You could find something, anything to tame the void within. It isn't sexual desire, it's simple physics. Your asshole is empty, and like any voids in nature, the force of its yawning vacuum will attract something to fill it in time
I actually haven't heard from here for months
I am alright, kind of tired since I slept only 6 hours, yourself?
how about more sexual costumes
im fine just sitting about. What plans do you have for today?
I pray 2017 is the dawning
Guess it's true, the closer I got to her, the farther she distances herself. I remember reading that in earlier discord messages
Probably just chat and then sleep, you?
well chat and then sleep really. I dont have plans either. maybe i should do something but i dont know
I demand explanations.
The ones that are victim to this already had mental problems to begin with, Miku might have triggered them but if it wasn't her it would have been something else.
>people go crazy over my waifu
Heh, I don't dislike the ring of it either.
The entirety of My Little Ghost sounded like something you'd appreciate, I think.
That's also a really relaxing tune, I can tell a lot of work is put into those synths.
I haven't really been exploring music as much as I used to lately, WoW consuming all my free time.
Oh yes, sexy costumes are nice.
Basically saying the sun will rise
Worded it oddly
oh i would love to unravel hanako. any ones in particular you like?
any uh shows you like or something?
>This video contains content from zankyorecord, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.
Can't seem to find any other place to listen to it.
I have been watching Supersize vs Superskinny recently, British TV is different than in the States
Oi, yeah, nah, your a deadset cunt, ya bugger.
They take an obese person and an underweight person and trade their diets to use shock therapy to hopefully change their life style
I would let you unwrap me anytime. I really like catgirls. Or maybe even catgirl maid.
well i think we could both make each other happy then
huh what other stuff do you watch?
Now that's annoying, it's not even their best release.
Mostly just anime, what about you?
i hardly watch anything it takes a lot for me to sit down and watch a show or something
I would do everything i could to make you happy. Are there any ones that you really like?
Oh I see, what games do you play then?
hmmm nurses can be cute and so can any kind of leg wear
all kinds really. i play less strategy and sports games. lots of shooters and that kind of stuff
I just dont like sitting through things i feel like i need to do something and watching isnt enough most times
cool which ones i think i asked but im forgetful
usually if i dont have a game open i will pace about or be moving my leg or something normally. also lots of phone app games too
I like Civ 5 and 6 even though I have not played 6 very much and I have not played very many shooters as of late
ive played a good bit of civ 5. never really finish rounds too often though because it takes forever. the new doom is cool.
i dont know i just need to think about stuff and be moving about. not sure why but its just part of the day
I will play with someone else but only one other person on my Steam friends list has it that I actually talk to and he does not really play it very much
A nurse huh, i'm sure that can be arranged~.
well i kinda despise how the mods arent multiplayer but i would be willing to try and play a round sometime if you like.
I think im feeling a little sick just thinking about it. I may need your attention all night
Gone for real
If amatsun comes back, I'm gone and probably gonna commit sepoopoo for not heeding his warning
alright ill start redownloading it and we will play later some time
right this is me
Oh Tomoko, as much as i would love to stay and tend to your needs and desires, i'm afraid i have to go to bed now.
im sure you would and goodnight hanako sleep well ok?
If my dreams are filled with you i certainly will. Enjoy the rest of your night. Goodnight Tomoko.
And morning Rory. How are you?
heya smug, how are you?
Im fine. Just rewatching some TFS abridged.
I see. You playing World of Tanks again?
Heh, have fun doing that.