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>be deep in forrest >see this WWYD

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>be deep in forrest
>see this
WWYD
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>>717411058
Nothing because im not a fucking rapist
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What the fuck am I doing in the forest
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>>717411058
Mind my own fucking buissness and keep walking and remind myself that Im not going to prison for rape
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>>717411058
tell them to gtfo of my forest
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>>717411058
Offer to buy her a fish sandwich
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Go up to her, slowly flirt and go towards the idea of sex, make out, fuck, cum all over her. Then I'll take off my VR headset clean up the mess I made and cry.
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>>717411058
Steal her bike because I'm a nigger
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Rant to her about how amazing it is to find a forest when you live smack dab in the middle of a desert.
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shake my boughs at her menacingly, but the dumb bitch will probably just think its the wind lol
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>>717411298
Living the dream, anon
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>>717411058
ask her why the fuck she isn't riding her bike, and offer to fix it if broken.
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>>717411058
Say hi, thank her for moving to the side for me to ride by.
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>717411779
/thread
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>>717411779
hey faggot you'd be facing the same way than
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Ko her the eat that ass like groceries
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>>717411168
You're in the forest foraging for various herbal reagents for a side-quest.
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>>717411882

That's the joke
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>>717411779
lmaoooooo
europoor education at its best.......
360 means you are facing the same way you big ol dumbo
you wanted to say 180... kekerino peperino
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>>717411960
what did he mean by this
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>tip fedora
>m'lady
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>>717412210
You are trying to hard
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>>717411058
Give her something to wear. It's bloody cold
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>>717411058
Be deep in her ass.
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>>717411779
/thread
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>>717411882
>>717412210
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because im not a scumbag:
>as i approach cough from distance so she notices me and doesnt get scared
>greet and attempt to chat
>ask where shes headed and if she wants company
>she'd probably say no and im ok with it
>fall behind and let her walk alone
>after a moment storm in and start the rape engines
>body never found
>papa johns after hard day
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>>717411058
How the fuck did she find a bike? I'm pretty sure I got rid of everything she could use to escape.
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Repeated violent anal rape - what else is there?
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/thred
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>>717411058
Ask her if she needs a pair of pants.
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My almost girlfriend a few years back... she actually left her phone in my car on accident one night and I jerked off to her pictures haha. This was one of the pics which she later uploaded to ig... anyways wwyd anons!?
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>>71741484 Ok edgelord
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>>717414913
ur gf have bunion
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>>717414913
Put some shoes on her to cover up the shitstains.
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>>717414913
>My almost girlfriend
Bullshit.
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>>717411058
I'd be mainly wondering why there are so few trees and a path.
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>>717415022
>>717415039
I was not to big on feet so never noticed them
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>>717415102
Really really, you don't needa believe me. She looks better in her pics tho, in person she was fairly average
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>>717411432
Fuck off sandnigger
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>>717411058
Tell her to put on sun screen because she has white skin and skin cancer is not a joking matter.
Then tell her to cover up and be more modest because Allah commands it.
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>>717415170
kys dude this feeet holyshit how can you fuck somthing like this ? you disgusting human
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>>717412076
>Witcher 3 gameplay experience
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>>717415568
Id fuck her regardless of her feet honestly. You fuck pussy not feet!
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>>717415545
whats an Allah
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>>717411058
>Knock her out
>Steal bike
>Leave in forest
>Dies in forest overnight because she can't find her way out in pitch black and has 0 survival anything on
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>>717414603
I have literally never seen someone admit they're not black as hard as you just did
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>>717415868
a creature similar to cthulhu
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>>717415868
Moon god from pre-history. Raped little girls.
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>>717411058
>faints. bitch wants to help. tell her i have a rare sickness and that im going to fucking die right here if she doesnt make me cum.
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>>717411337
>nice 1337 meme
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>>717411147
/thread
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>>717411058

>say "hey"
>check out dat ass

that's about it. i'm old, married, not attractive, and not a criminal.
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>>717411882
>>717412210
>being this new
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she didnt wear those shorts in the woods to NOT get banged bent over handlebars
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>>717411058
>Hi
>Are you OK? since you aren't on your bike.
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>>717411058
oh man i wud fucking love this, i would take her to my place sit her down, and with fatherly concern teach her about good life choices
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>>717416201
i can never tell if those are just bait so they win or if they are new.
>guess i lost the game
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>>717416272
>hey, im fine i just had to rest this perfect little ass for a minute.
>do you mind a blowjob?
erm okay
as he pulls his pants down two black males jump out the forest
>get robbed nigga, they scream.
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>>717411058
Ask the dumb cunt why she is riding without a helmet on.
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>>717416554
bicycle helmets are for faggots
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>>717416147
>tfw 83
>tfw divorced, single father
>tfw no hope for the future.
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>>717411058
Say hi and keep walking because I'm not a mooslem.
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>>717411058
Wonder how cars are making tracks deep in the forest.
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>>717411058
punch her in the head 7 times and put a star shape in her skull with a hammer then fuck the brain until its mush and finish on her tounge then suck on the tounge and then use her asshole as a finger puppet
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>>717417314
t. deranged abdullah
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>>717416923
>83
wtf post a picture of your old ass hands for proof
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>>717417348
1983 you faggot
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>>717411058
seeing as i'm black. steal bike
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>>717417314
dude, you're over thinking this

Whack skull with hammer...brain fuck?
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>>717416923
>single father

=.=
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>>717414913
>almost girlfriend
WTF is an almost girlfriend? That's just some chick you knew.
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>>717417417
No one refers to their age as the year they were born, faggot.
>how old are you anon?
>1983
Fucking what? Go back to Mars.
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>>717417781
>This faggot doesnt hit the bars or clubs

Using DOB is more common than you realize, but you'd have to leave the house to figure that one out.
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>>717411058

>Say that's a nice bike.
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>>717412137
>>717413157
>>717416201
>taking the bait
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>>717413474
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>>717411058
Shitpost on /b/ asking people what they'd do.
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>>717411058
offer her some eggs
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>>717412361
Your*
> learn english faggot
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ask if she has a younger sister
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>>717420238
>year not from around these parts boy
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>>717420481
> year
Faggot its *your*
People these days...
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>>717420752
i like you anon, dont go home tomorrow
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>>717411779
then ud be facing her u fucking idiot, no wonder i hate humanity... smh
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>>717420885
I am home for few days in a row now faggot.
> low iq faggot
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>>717411058
In this day and age? I would turn the fuck around and walk the direction I just came from. Fuck, you even LOOK at underage now days and you get labeled a pedo. Fuck that shit. I'm out!!
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>>717421139
good boy
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