cringe thread
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>>717406818
Written by a sad mentally ill person who will never procreate. Pic related.
>>717407292
What a fuckin creep, shame on the cunt parent who left the kid there next to that creature.
>>717406912
false flag
>>717407790
the bigger cringe is the person who assembled all of these tryhard tumblr responses into this unfunny photo
>>717408377
Why? Just why?
>>717408727
I'm guessing child of a single mother.
>>717397713
hows this thread for cringy?
This cringe thread sucks
>>717409491
they all suck
>>717406877
>Smarties
>Raisinettes
Fuck I hate my fellow Canadians.
>>717409601
nah... they used to be good
>>717409961
i fucking love this one thanks
>>717409491
At least his sideburns are on point.
>>717409961
jfc what a psychopath
>>717411162
>Breed thois
Wut?
>>717410121
>>717410174
>>717410618
Well, if you liked those I can spare some more
>>717406877
>carrot sticks fun to eat
If you have to say something is fun
>>717411526
that made my head hurt.
>>717411675
what the fuck
>>717406818
Our species is fucked.
>>717406978
I'm more confused and upset
>>717411589
That nigga's face as he watches his girlfriend mutilate herself.
>>717408398
you say it better than i felt.
>>717411452
This made me actually mad
>>717411434
She wants you to stick it in her belly button.
>>717411589
>>717407127
> judge mental
Please God, tell me this isn't real.
>>717413372
on what tumblr board you got all this dank maymays.
>>717413215
OMG... I posted her pic. didn't know she had more.
>>717409730
Yeah because they def don't have those things in the US
>>717413215
Does she have a name??
>>717409491
He's so cringeworthy, he has to hoverhand his imaginary girl!
KeK
>>717413603
>>717413636
Soya la Panda or Soyacide, she was a cam girl and did modeling for Suicide girls.
>>717411675
Sounds like a fun person. Yes I mean that unironically.
>>717407209
it's 2017 dumbass.
>>717413902
SG used to be good... now any white bitch can make it
>>717411551
This girl, in the middle yes you see her. She was expecting a "nice" meetup. She prob just got into the fandom and saw the cute shit they post on the internet only to find out the people posting are fat lards like the two men surrounding her. It's pictures like this that make me fucking sick. I honestly cannot understand this shit why people get into these fandoms.
And anyone who does. Just end you fucking life already you piece of human trash, the world already has enough retards.
>>717413628
Definitely depends on what brand of raisinettes we're talking about.
Or which "Smarties" they are.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_(tablet_candy)
Dumb fuck.
this thread is so slow and quiet :/
>>717406912
>then them
>>717414108
i hope that girl's ok.
>>717407127
What I don't understand is how a "wolf-kin" cunt has a cat. It boggles my mind, wouldn't his roleplaying mental disorder make him think he needs to kill cats or something?
What the fuck man...
>>717412749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZUAbP2MZtA
it comes in at 15:15.
>>717409961
Isn't 2.1 gpa shitty? I smoked pot and ditched classes all through high school and my gpa was 2.0
>>717409961
kek
>>717413372
some one should forward this to CPS
>>717414570
The average is 3.0
>>717411526
That poor child..
>>717414133
kek
>>717411551
That dude on the right kek.
>what the fuck have i got myself into
>>717414133
That boy's lapels on point.
>>717406877
>Necco wafers
does anyone here unironically like these?
>>717414681
>BLT 4 LYFE
>>717406877
i like how the sign imply you arent a responsible parent if you give out regular fucking candy
>>717415383
>read the first two sentences
no thanks. i like my innocence.
>>717411551
kim in the background
>>717415542
lol
>>717407292
and thats how you get your fucking fairy ass kicked by brenda the aryan soccer mom
>>717411589
>hoping she gets lockjaw from that rusty boxcutter
>>717413372
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>717407292
The mentally ill reproduce in greater numbers than you might think, anon.
>>717413372
>>717415858
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
>>717407127
I hope it's life only gets worse.
>>717415383
this is a guy, I swear
>>717413601
The one with the fake shit.
>>717407209
>>717416102
You're right.
The link to his diaper fetish blog is in the pic. I dare you to visit it.
>>717411589
Please let it infect
>>717414800
not anymore, average at my school was like 3.6.
>>717416118
how is that cringe faggot? It's just beer.
>>717413902
ha ha pleb titties
>>717411551
Poor girl... She needs an Alpha to rescue her and take her to go watch fucking war movies to counteract the brony faggotry she's being subjected to...
>>717416153
Thats depressing
heres furry cringe
>>717416156
>redirected to tumblr
looks like your standard ABDL
>>717407292
And they argue it's not a mental disability
>>717409961
Lmao, by the end of hs i had a 3.4. I was a loser back then.
>>717416243
That's just what Google said.
Although to be fair, I don't think they're all gonna be the same as your high school.
>>717416453
This comment is almost as cringey as the picture.
>>717411261
He chose to let it destroy him
>>717416667
I know it's cringey... But it's the truth... The only way to counteract brony faggotry is with violence...
>>717416591
The most charitable interpretation I might give is that their condition is plagued with numerous psychological comorbidities.
I do chat with a few trans people on various sites, and while a small number seem cool and genuine, the vast majority are garden-variety attention-whoring neurotics who have found a social group with which to identify, despite not actually having gender dysphoria.
"Gender fluidity" is a dead giveaway; one's fundamental "identity" does not change on a daily basis. The sole purpose for claiming it is to raise at will one's "special nature". With real trans people, they transition ONCE and that's it. They want to pass, not constantly draw attention to it.
>>717414470
You're absolute trash.
>>717407127
>Bites a disabled kid
>Has a hard time seeing how it's "wrong"
>Blames society
This is the ultimate goal for SJW's of all kinds. To be able to act like a piece of shit, or in this case, completely insane and then turn it around and blame it on others because you are "oppressed".
>>717414298
ha that was actually funny
>>717416888
Don't be a white knight nigga.
She'd probably just go home and not go again.
Also probably tell people about it and laugh to cope.
>>717417005
Human beings amirite?
>>717417321
Is this some strange fan fiction?
>>717415387
hey I drew that
>>717417321
I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, Alex...
>>717417536
is has to be
>pizza night
>Like its a regular weekly event
>at a gym
Maybet a pizza planet not planet fitness
>>717417321
yes alex, i'll take 'shit that never happened for 1000'.
>>717417854
GOD DAMMIT. someone beat me to it.
>>717417925
>>717414133
I really like this one, made me chuckle
>>717411526
>dad looks somewhat normal
>oh
>he has dreads
>>717406978
someone drew that moltres
>>717416888
You are one cringey mother fucker
>>717417998
>>717418111
Oh god you're right.
>>717417904
At the planet fitness i go to they actually have pizza night
>>717418165
Well, this is indeed a cringe thread... Gotta get some OC on this board somehow....
>>717418400
Thats so entirely counterfucking productive to fitnesss i dont even
>>717406818
You know what's really cringe? Cringe threads. I have become so tired of you fucking Millennials and your endless "cringing" at anything which feels like it might be authentic. You've grown up in an artificial, plastic, corporate bubble of white, generic, suburban blandness and taught nothing but apathy such that anyone who shows actual passion or creativity or any kind of unique identity become "cringeworthy."
Seriously, fuck you kids. I'd feel pity for you if you weren't such obnoxious little punks.
>>717418593
T h i s
>teh cringg
>>717418593
Is this pasta?
>>717418590
I agree, that's why i don't eat it
>>717418637
Thanks anon, I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway....
>>717418593
I can't tell if this is copypasta or what, but either way.
I'm Hispanic and I grew up in a ghetto rural trailer park.
I do think a lot of what's posted is fake, but it's entertaining regardless.
And personally I think you contradicted yourself by telling us not to have fun.
Nigga.
>>717418774
>>717418921
No, it's not "pasta," you worthless little sacks of turds. I wrote it out with my own little fingers from actual thoughts inside my head -- something which seems alien to you because you've never had a creative fucking thought in your entire, sad, suburban life. You sad little twerps really need to get the fuck off my /b/ and stop turning it into a text version of Habbo Hotel.
>>717419027
pasta in MY /b/? it's more likely than you think!
>>717419027
cool story, when's your mom gonna deliver your tendies?
>>717417321
>planet fitness
>pizza night
What
>>717406877
>Gluten
>Dairy
What the fuck
>>717419176
You know, kid, I actually own several vintage fedoras and look good in them. I've smoked a pipe for something like 25 years too. So cringe, amirite?
>>717407127
>judge mentale
Fucking kek
>>717406978
is that justinrpg
>>717419350
Post pic.
I wanna see that beautiful face.
>>717417904
Its obviously fake but pizza night is real
Go to /fit and mention planet fitness for a good time. Those fuckers have a noise detector and will kick you out if you grunt or if you are "intimidating" others by lifting significantly heavy weights
Planet fitness belongs in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLS8aWWSLI4
>>717413845
>hey that's a pretty neat pattern in that marble
>oh shit it's a fucking cake, that's neat as hell
>read the comments
>>717419425
I out myself here all the time. Pic is me, from a newspaper article about my organizing activities. I've been working with hobos, bums, and other people you kids consider "cringe" for longer than most of you have been alive.
The fedora is a 1970s vintage Stetson. The pipe, for those who care, is a full-bent apple Brigham Voyageur.
>>717414552
nah nigga, there's no way this legit
>>717419513
Fuck, the only gym is my town is planet fitness.
>>717419676
>tfw in uni
>uni has a gym thats free for students
>>717418637
god is dead
Totally you.
ayy lmao
>>717419622
not pictured: his wife
>>717408377
>this is all normal
Kek anon
>>717413845
No. That is an image of a beach at sunset and I refuse to believe otherwise.
>>717419622
kek
>>717419622
Hi Andrew.
>>717408377
i think this passed the cringe tier and got to the sad tier
>>717419622
>for those who care
No one cares.
>>717419846
You fucking moron. I just told you that I'm a well-known community organizer. Here's another picture of me, one you won't find with a Google image search. Another fucking example of the fucking stupidity of you kids. Not everyone on 4chan is a worthless fucking teenybopper with no fucking life experience.
>>717419991
i also get images of myself from message boards
>>717419622
Man u'r badass, i whish i could wear a hat but i just dont look good in them..
I have 3 pipes though.
What do you smoke?
My personal favorit is Greve Hamiltons blandning ,the "cunt", as im a swede ist sorta tradition
>>717420114
kek
>>717411261
That's the faggot with the Andy Sixx shitlog thread every day
>>717411452
Hopefully he's soon oldkin enough to die
>>717420114
If you're really this stupid, feel free to call me. You can get my name from the newspaper article the original picture came from. Look me up on canada411 and call me. I'm sitting right by the phone. Another picture of me attached.
>>717420157
If a bit of a lat fiend, and I also really like the tangy "vinegar" taste of McLelland tobaccos (they ferment all their tobacco, which is what gives it the characteristic taste). I really like McLelland's Balkan Blue (which used to be called Blue Mountain). But I also usually keep some Escudo Navy Deluxe and McConnell Scottish Cake in rotation.
>>717414133
Thats not cringey,thats an actual threat.I mean (S)he is hot so
>>717415713
What's bad about fairies? >:<
>>717419991
all this tells me is youre on 4chan because you have some weird fetish or a pedo
>>717418068
as I briefly skimmed over the pic, my mind dismissed it as a scarf or something
jesus
>>717406877
Holy shit, you don't have any right to complain about something you get for free. Whoever made this is an entitled prick to think his neighborhood will bend over backwards because his son has an allergy
>>717420395
you still look ugly with or without a fedora. from the pics you posted it looks like you smell bad as well
>>717418921
fuck you wetback
>>717420528
I've been here since the beginning. Before you fucking kids shit all over it, you used to be able to refresh the front page and get two or three interesting threads by good story-tellers with entertaining yarns to tell. People like me, who have had interesting and non-traditional lives used to come here to share their life experiences.
It wasn't until Anonymous scared the shit out of the alphabet agencies and threatened to seize 4chan's servers that m00tikins shat his pants and started kicking all the interesting people off the site.
>>717419234
Look up the Lunk Alarm
>>717413845
>in Vienna Austria
Fuck me never knew those retards come to my city
Thanks for this eggcelent export murrica
>>717420722
What are you fucking gay?
>>717420737
We should never have voted that fag moot for Time magazine.
>>717420205
Albert Einstein died in 1955. If his GREAT grandfather was 12 at the time Einstein wouldn't have been old.
>>717414268
sjw snowflake otherkin bs isn't supposed to make sense tbh fam
>>717420737
You are the most cringe thing in this thread.
I am actually sat cringing and shuddering at the awfulness of your posts
>>717421114
Downs
>>717421068
>>717421093
>>717421114
Save me from this meme hell
>>717414133
holy shit I think I know that guy.
>>717420692
If people don't like the way I smell, they can feel free to stand upwind. The same way the mouth-breathing middle school teenyboppers can kiss my big, fat, hairy ass if they don't like my fedora. The world isn't actually a big popularity content, contrary to what you kids might think.
>>717421120
Excellent. I hope I'm hugely embarrassing to and for you. It would horrify me to my bones if I thought you bland, pale, hollow, inoffensive little children found me acceptable.
>>717420737
>not sure if real or trying to contribute to cringe thread
>>717420245
I thought I was the only person to notice that
>>717421114
where in all christ is this
>>717419779
Does they also provide free pizza?
>>717420737
k,
then what you still doing here
>>717421179
Let's Tell Facebook to call 911
>>717421503
I don't come here often any more. I just got up and I'm procrastinating getting to work, so I dropped by for a visit. And the very first thing I see at the top of the front page is another fucking "cringe" thread from the idiot teenyboppers who have taken over /b/.
>>717409491
Fucking Mungo Jerry Jr....
this is cringe
>>717421687
>keeps using the phrase "idiot teenyboppers" as if that'll make it any more real.
total and not even decent troll
>>717421687
my god, i thought the term "teenyboppers" died out 10 years ago when i was in highschool
>>717421687
Shut the fuck up nobody cares
>>717419622
I'm a Danish man (Georg Jensen, myself), but I believe that isn't a fedora. It is a Humsberg.
the thing about the so called 'cringe culture' is that in a lot of ways, at least in my eyes, it's not meant to simply laugh at people for the sake of feeling superior or w/e. it's a feeling of awkwardness for a stage we all fucking went through. it's looking back, albeit by looking at others awkwardness, and cringing because we can remember when we used to be a bit like that, whether that severe or not. that's the general idea. that's what makes it popular. it's something a lot of us can connect to, and that's what makes it fun, and to cry foul on 'cringe' for "ruining" /b/ is a load of shit, especially when there's so many other better reasons to blame for "ruining" something which can't even be ruined in the first place.
>>717406877
If your kid is devastated he can't eat any of the candy he collects THEN WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING LET HIM GO TRICK OR TREATING IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Jesus in the fucking christ ass, the whole world can revolve around you and your ugly kid.
>>717422133
this
>>717421687
cringe threads are a fine source of entertainment. you can't deny that some of the things people make up are so ridiculous they're funny. And no where has ever been mainly OC for long
>>717422199
if you're so weak that consuming a peanut spells death, that's natural selection at its fucking finest
>>717422133
good point anon
>>717422040
The homsburg has a stiff brim which curls upward all the way around. My hat has a soft brim and a downward-curling brim, which makes it a fedora.
>>717422320
m'fedora
>>717406877
Aside from the autistic assumption that everyone's kids have allergies and have shit diets, and that their kid is 'missing out on fun', that's an informative poster for the stupider people on the block.
>>717422133
The subtext is that people should feel embarrassed about being different. It's what infuriates me about the kids in /b/. The culture of /b/ was founded by people who were wildly unique and different from everyday culture, often brilliantly so. Even the paedophiles and furries were of the "evil genius" variety. The kids who now rule /b/ have this ugly, conformist culture where any kind of uniqueness is "special snowflakism" where people should be shamed for standing out or looking or sounding different. The kids in these cringe threads are EXACTLY the kind of empty-headed little conformists /b/ originally mocked and tormented.
>>717422320
Ah, well, I can't tell from just the photo.
Canada man, eh? I used to live in Victoria. Wonderful place, but the restrictions at the time on students and being able to work (could only get work through the uni at the time) made life difficult.
On the upswing, why , may I ask, why do you find threads like these bad? A lot of the stuff, sure, isn't really cringe worthy, but a great deal of it is.
By the by, Balkan mixture? Squadron Leader by Samual Gawith is my go to. I very rarely smoke anything else.
>>717422584
>>717422356
Son, I've posted a half-dozen pictures of myself in this thread, including one of me in a fedora. Why don't you post a photo of yourself and show us all how much better you look?
>>717422584
Please don't defend the pedos and curries. Those sick fucks need swift and ruthless persecution.
I lump them in with Nazis, communists, right-wing Americans,homophobes, etc.
>>717422873
**furries*
Fucking autocorrect
>>717422811
struck a nerve eh?
not everyone feels the need to gain validation by posting pictures of themselves on the internet
>>717406818
bullshit
>>717422873
>>717422941
KEK
don't defend curries needs to be the slogan for 2017
>>717422831
How the fuck was this bitch not done for murder?
>>717422199
I used to live in an apartment building and one of the kids there was allergic as fuck to nuts and fruit and fucking air I don't know. Anyway, he had to be on some sort of fucked up special diet so he didn't choke on his own neck.
His parents went around like a week before Halloween and gave me and everyone else in the place little bags with some candy that he was able to eat and little toys and shit and told us what costume he would be wearing and what time he would come by, this way we could give him the stuff from the bags and he could go "trick or treating" just like all of the other kids.
So basically instead of trying to make their shitty kid's darwinian failure everyone else's problem they just hooked everyone up with stuff and asked them to give it back to their kid.
They ended up coming by late in the afternoon before I even had a decent buzz going and I gave him the candy from the bag and some Hot Wheels cars I had bought. Kid was wearing a lion costume, it was fucking adorable. One of the girls who was at my party asked me what I was doing and when I told her she thought it was really sweet and we got to talking and later on she gave me head in my bedroom.
Not sure where I was going with this story.
>>717422584
I feel your pain..
They say that /b/ has always been shit, but it's never been like this before.
The only boards I still visit regularly are /g/ and /pol/, but even /pol/ is going down the drain fast nowadays because of all the far right people who have overrun the board and are not open for any other opinion.
>>717422831
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>717422831
........................
>>717423016
Don't say that!
I fucking love a good lamb vindaloo.
>>717423147
this needs to be a hollywood movie. what a beautiful tale you wove.
>>717407127
he pays rent and has a job? god dammit how is this person still more mature than i am.
>>717422811
You look like the kind of guy I'd tell to fuck off after you asked me if you could bum a cigarette outside of the 7-11 at like 11:30 at night
>>717422749
I live in Windsor these days. I rented an old, abandoned building and I've been renovating it into a cultural centre to celebrate the hobo arts. I found Victoria and Vancouver too gentrified and hipster for my tastes.
And as I explained above in >>717422584, the subtext is that being different and standing out is wrong. I've spent my entire life fighting for the right to be different, for people to live their lives however the fuck they please, whether or not it horrifies and/or embarrasses white, middle class drones.
I haven't smoked much Samuel Gawith. I tend to stick to McLelland. These days, though, with six taxes so high in Canada (a tin of tobacco costing $12 in Detroit costs $80 here) I've been forced to start processing my own tobacco. I make a bulk order of raw leaf tobacco from the US which gets taxed as an agricultural product rather than tobacco, then mix and age my own. I can get 4 pounds of tobacco for about $200 including shipping and taxes, which would cost me $3000 if I bought it in tins at the smoke shop.
>>717423147
Nice plot twist at the end kek
>>717423299
then attack that shit with full force, don't defend it
>>717416050
Its*
>>717422831
I hope this bitch gets buried
My boyfriend gets off if I wear a fedora and blow him while listening to 'I friendzoned you'.
>>717422831
That can't be real.
>>717419899
no its definitely still cringe
>>717407526
this is a cringe thread, not a YLYL
>>717423147
That's both a great story and hilarious.
At least the parents were evolved, you know? They were trying to make the event good for their kid and gave you the stuff for it.
I admire parents like this. The kind that doesnt demand or write bullshit articles on bullshit websites like hellogiggles.
I'm a father and my kid is multilingual. School complained that my kid can't speak German fully (she has been in school only for a year) and instead of raising hell, I enrolled her in language classes and got her into more play groups.
I dun' know, but I have respect for parents like that.
>>717422873
>right-wingers
you faggots can do whatever you want just stop making me pay for your food stamps unless you take a drug test
>>717411551
Is that Sam fucking Hyde? the schoolshooter?
>>717421639
Ey thats pretty good!
>>717414681
I like that character design but I can see how some find it to be cringeworthy
>>717412238
That's cute. Stop being salty over other people's happiness you kissless virgin.
>>717415542
good film