Written by a sad mentally ill person who will never procreate. Pic related.
Well, if you liked those I can spare some more
> judge mental
Please God, tell me this isn't real.
OMG... I posted her pic. didn't know she had more.
Yeah because they def don't have those things in the US
Soya la Panda or Soyacide, she was a cam girl and did modeling for Suicide girls.
This girl, in the middle yes you see her. She was expecting a "nice" meetup. She prob just got into the fandom and saw the cute shit they post on the internet only to find out the people posting are fat lards like the two men surrounding her. It's pictures like this that make me fucking sick. I honestly cannot understand this shit why people get into these fandoms.
And anyone who does. Just end you fucking life already you piece of human trash, the world already has enough retards.
Definitely depends on what brand of raisinettes we're talking about.
Or which "Smarties" they are.
What I don't understand is how a "wolf-kin" cunt has a cat. It boggles my mind, wouldn't his roleplaying mental disorder make him think he needs to kill cats or something?
What the fuck man...
That dude on the right kek.
>what the fuck have i got myself into
>read the first two sentences
no thanks. i like my innocence.
I hope it's life only gets worse.
The most charitable interpretation I might give is that their condition is plagued with numerous psychological comorbidities.
I do chat with a few trans people on various sites, and while a small number seem cool and genuine, the vast majority are garden-variety attention-whoring neurotics who have found a social group with which to identify, despite not actually having gender dysphoria.
"Gender fluidity" is a dead giveaway; one's fundamental "identity" does not change on a daily basis. The sole purpose for claiming it is to raise at will one's "special nature". With real trans people, they transition ONCE and that's it. They want to pass, not constantly draw attention to it.
>Bites a disabled kid
>Has a hard time seeing how it's "wrong"
This is the ultimate goal for SJW's of all kinds. To be able to act like a piece of shit, or in this case, completely insane and then turn it around and blame it on others because you are "oppressed".
You know what's really cringe? Cringe threads. I have become so tired of you fucking Millennials and your endless "cringing" at anything which feels like it might be authentic. You've grown up in an artificial, plastic, corporate bubble of white, generic, suburban blandness and taught nothing but apathy such that anyone who shows actual passion or creativity or any kind of unique identity become "cringeworthy."
Seriously, fuck you kids. I'd feel pity for you if you weren't such obnoxious little punks.
I can't tell if this is copypasta or what, but either way.
I'm Hispanic and I grew up in a ghetto rural trailer park.
I do think a lot of what's posted is fake, but it's entertaining regardless.
And personally I think you contradicted yourself by telling us not to have fun.
No, it's not "pasta," you worthless little sacks of turds. I wrote it out with my own little fingers from actual thoughts inside my head -- something which seems alien to you because you've never had a creative fucking thought in your entire, sad, suburban life. You sad little twerps really need to get the fuck off my /b/ and stop turning it into a text version of Habbo Hotel.
Its obviously fake but pizza night is real
Go to /fit and mention planet fitness for a good time. Those fuckers have a noise detector and will kick you out if you grunt or if you are "intimidating" others by lifting significantly heavy weights
Planet fitness belongs in this thread:
I out myself here all the time. Pic is me, from a newspaper article about my organizing activities. I've been working with hobos, bums, and other people you kids consider "cringe" for longer than most of you have been alive.
The fedora is a 1970s vintage Stetson. The pipe, for those who care, is a full-bent apple Brigham Voyageur.
Fuck, the only gym is my town is planet fitness.
>tfw in uni
>uni has a gym thats free for students
You fucking moron. I just told you that I'm a well-known community organizer. Here's another picture of me, one you won't find with a Google image search. Another fucking example of the fucking stupidity of you kids. Not everyone on 4chan is a worthless fucking teenybopper with no fucking life experience.
Man u'r badass, i whish i could wear a hat but i just dont look good in them..
I have 3 pipes though.
What do you smoke?
My personal favorit is Greve Hamiltons blandning ,the "cunt", as im a swede ist sorta tradition
If you're really this stupid, feel free to call me. You can get my name from the newspaper article the original picture came from. Look me up on canada411 and call me. I'm sitting right by the phone. Another picture of me attached.
If a bit of a lat fiend, and I also really like the tangy "vinegar" taste of McLelland tobaccos (they ferment all their tobacco, which is what gives it the characteristic taste). I really like McLelland's Balkan Blue (which used to be called Blue Mountain). But I also usually keep some Escudo Navy Deluxe and McConnell Scottish Cake in rotation.
Holy shit, you don't have any right to complain about something you get for free. Whoever made this is an entitled prick to think his neighborhood will bend over backwards because his son has an allergy
I've been here since the beginning. Before you fucking kids shit all over it, you used to be able to refresh the front page and get two or three interesting threads by good story-tellers with entertaining yarns to tell. People like me, who have had interesting and non-traditional lives used to come here to share their life experiences.
It wasn't until Anonymous scared the shit out of the alphabet agencies and threatened to seize 4chan's servers that m00tikins shat his pants and started kicking all the interesting people off the site.
Save me from this meme hell
If people don't like the way I smell, they can feel free to stand upwind. The same way the mouth-breathing middle school teenyboppers can kiss my big, fat, hairy ass if they don't like my fedora. The world isn't actually a big popularity content, contrary to what you kids might think.
Excellent. I hope I'm hugely embarrassing to and for you. It would horrify me to my bones if I thought you bland, pale, hollow, inoffensive little children found me acceptable.
I don't come here often any more. I just got up and I'm procrastinating getting to work, so I dropped by for a visit. And the very first thing I see at the top of the front page is another fucking "cringe" thread from the idiot teenyboppers who have taken over /b/.
the thing about the so called 'cringe culture' is that in a lot of ways, at least in my eyes, it's not meant to simply laugh at people for the sake of feeling superior or w/e. it's a feeling of awkwardness for a stage we all fucking went through. it's looking back, albeit by looking at others awkwardness, and cringing because we can remember when we used to be a bit like that, whether that severe or not. that's the general idea. that's what makes it popular. it's something a lot of us can connect to, and that's what makes it fun, and to cry foul on 'cringe' for "ruining" /b/ is a load of shit, especially when there's so many other better reasons to blame for "ruining" something which can't even be ruined in the first place.
If your kid is devastated he can't eat any of the candy he collects THEN WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING LET HIM GO TRICK OR TREATING IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Jesus in the fucking christ ass, the whole world can revolve around you and your ugly kid.
cringe threads are a fine source of entertainment. you can't deny that some of the things people make up are so ridiculous they're funny. And no where has ever been mainly OC for long
Aside from the autistic assumption that everyone's kids have allergies and have shit diets, and that their kid is 'missing out on fun', that's an informative poster for the stupider people on the block.
The subtext is that people should feel embarrassed about being different. It's what infuriates me about the kids in /b/. The culture of /b/ was founded by people who were wildly unique and different from everyday culture, often brilliantly so. Even the paedophiles and furries were of the "evil genius" variety. The kids who now rule /b/ have this ugly, conformist culture where any kind of uniqueness is "special snowflakism" where people should be shamed for standing out or looking or sounding different. The kids in these cringe threads are EXACTLY the kind of empty-headed little conformists /b/ originally mocked and tormented.
Ah, well, I can't tell from just the photo.
Canada man, eh? I used to live in Victoria. Wonderful place, but the restrictions at the time on students and being able to work (could only get work through the uni at the time) made life difficult.
On the upswing, why , may I ask, why do you find threads like these bad? A lot of the stuff, sure, isn't really cringe worthy, but a great deal of it is.
By the by, Balkan mixture? Squadron Leader by Samual Gawith is my go to. I very rarely smoke anything else.
Son, I've posted a half-dozen pictures of myself in this thread, including one of me in a fedora. Why don't you post a photo of yourself and show us all how much better you look?
I used to live in an apartment building and one of the kids there was allergic as fuck to nuts and fruit and fucking air I don't know. Anyway, he had to be on some sort of fucked up special diet so he didn't choke on his own neck.
His parents went around like a week before Halloween and gave me and everyone else in the place little bags with some candy that he was able to eat and little toys and shit and told us what costume he would be wearing and what time he would come by, this way we could give him the stuff from the bags and he could go "trick or treating" just like all of the other kids.
So basically instead of trying to make their shitty kid's darwinian failure everyone else's problem they just hooked everyone up with stuff and asked them to give it back to their kid.
They ended up coming by late in the afternoon before I even had a decent buzz going and I gave him the candy from the bag and some Hot Wheels cars I had bought. Kid was wearing a lion costume, it was fucking adorable. One of the girls who was at my party asked me what I was doing and when I told her she thought it was really sweet and we got to talking and later on she gave me head in my bedroom.
Not sure where I was going with this story.
I feel your pain..
They say that /b/ has always been shit, but it's never been like this before.
The only boards I still visit regularly are /g/ and /pol/, but even /pol/ is going down the drain fast nowadays because of all the far right people who have overrun the board and are not open for any other opinion.
I live in Windsor these days. I rented an old, abandoned building and I've been renovating it into a cultural centre to celebrate the hobo arts. I found Victoria and Vancouver too gentrified and hipster for my tastes.
And as I explained above in >>717422584, the subtext is that being different and standing out is wrong. I've spent my entire life fighting for the right to be different, for people to live their lives however the fuck they please, whether or not it horrifies and/or embarrasses white, middle class drones.
I haven't smoked much Samuel Gawith. I tend to stick to McLelland. These days, though, with six taxes so high in Canada (a tin of tobacco costing $12 in Detroit costs $80 here) I've been forced to start processing my own tobacco. I make a bulk order of raw leaf tobacco from the US which gets taxed as an agricultural product rather than tobacco, then mix and age my own. I can get 4 pounds of tobacco for about $200 including shipping and taxes, which would cost me $3000 if I bought it in tins at the smoke shop.
That's both a great story and hilarious.
At least the parents were evolved, you know? They were trying to make the event good for their kid and gave you the stuff for it.
I admire parents like this. The kind that doesnt demand or write bullshit articles on bullshit websites like hellogiggles.
I'm a father and my kid is multilingual. School complained that my kid can't speak German fully (she has been in school only for a year) and instead of raising hell, I enrolled her in language classes and got her into more play groups.
I dun' know, but I have respect for parents like that.
Ey thats pretty good!