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/nzg/ - New Zealand General

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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/nzg/ - New Zealand General
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>>717405979
sup fam, dunedin here
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>717406497
Ranui reporting in, hows the weather down there? Raining up here
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palmy nth reporting in
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>>717406747
When did Ids begin?
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Hastingsbro,repot for dooty!

>back from the dead edition
>life back on track edition
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>>717406808
windy, cold and it might rain.
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>>717406895
A long time ago in a galaxy far,far away
m00tles got tired of everyone samefagging constantly
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>>717406808
if your name is Ashley, Lewis or Virgil I have nudes of both your sisters.
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I side of trips, waiter
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Akl here, anyone know where to get molly round here?
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>>717407307
Nope but do post
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>>717407362
Talk to asians
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>>717407580
Mate you can scarcely find anyone BUT asians in Auckland nowadays
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>>717408165
Look for the ones who are "gangsta" looking, find mean shit in town quite often
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any of the old regulars still around lads?
Last thing I saw idgod was forever kill and GN posted once a month if that
Even bloody Niggerflag left for good
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Found an abandoned burned out car in riverhead today. Which one of you rangis did this?
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oi, anyone else remember back in the day on Channel 5 on sky when they'd play all that porn? There was a programme where some dude would travel around the world showing off different sex/kink scenes in different countries, doco style. anyone remember a name?
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>>717408444
Nice trips ive been around for quite a long time but only chime in now and again
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>>717408444
Checked. NF was back just the other day. GN was here a while back.
Everyone else is gone for the summer, like usual.
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>>717408593
The exterior doesn't look much worse than most running cars in NZ, really. Chuck some tyres on and hit up the bro who'll do WOFs for a slab and we're all g
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>>717408643
for some reason that actually sounds really familiar
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>>717409194
a mate reckons it started with "wild" so a wild something. The dude kind of reminded me of louis theroux. pretty sure he was a brit and wore glasses.
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>>717408728
Damn,I feel like I've probably missed shitloads of habbenings and memery
Has Josh killed himself yet?
>>717408675
Would I recognize you?
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>tfw u tell urself ur not gunna smoke any weed today then u smoke weed all day
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>>717409403
I don't think you've missed much, in all honesty. Dudes still pop in from time to time but it's pretty quiet usually.
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>>717409574
Ahh,a relief and a disappointment at the same time
Shame these threads have calmed down
But nice to feel I haven't missed anything
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>>717409757
Calmed down is a bit of an understatement, but yeah.
How long have you been gone?
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>>717409393
If what I'm remembering is what you're describing I was very young when it was on
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>>717409910
It'd be a good six months now at least
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>>717409989
yeah, like ten years ago or so.
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>>717410048
Yeah, you haven't missed much

>t. newfag who was around back then but not during the glory days
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>>717410053
OH SHIT FAM WE GOT IT, Sin Cities
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>>717408643
wild or wonderful world of sex. they use to play on comedy central not to long ago to
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>>717410136
Wish we could turn back time to when we all wondered why IDs were even back
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Anyone knows some good ways to pick up older women there ? Will be in NZ for half a year, and would like to have some fun.

Already sucked dry Tinder and I don't seem to have any success on CL.

Welli based
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>>717410533
Now we're wondering why (You)'s are even back.

But it's just not the same...
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>>717410323
I was thinking of Sin Cities, but The Wonderful World of Sex played to, hard to find that one but found a dvd listing on amazon uk to confirm it.

>>717410613
nz dating. aim low, they'll all be bogan single mothers.
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>>717410613
fetlife
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>>717410694
>>717410732

Well thanks lads. Any other ?
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>>717410683
I'm wondering why (You)s are even gone,that shit was like a nicotine rush and I miss it
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>>717410053
try looking through the programme lists for sky tv, tvnz and media works on wikipedia
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>>717410732
I wouldnt rec fetlife, most people are in relationships and if the anons just looking for casualy normie sex i dont think anyone on fet would be interested. Its, ya know, a fetish community. no one on fet likes creepy dudes hitting you up for rando sex, its mostly about going to meets.

>>717410923
Im getting (you)'s fam
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>>717411015
we already found it

>>717410303
>>717410694
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>>717411045
How
Is there a way a lousy phoneposter can get them back?
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>>717410923
They came back for me yesterday, which just raises more questions
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are some of you guys using 4chanx?
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>>717411223
they never went away for me?
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>>717411322
Fucking gookmoot, stop fucking with our shit
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>>717411223
AHHH
GIVE ME THAT FUCKING (You)!
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>>717411398
yeah see, never went away for me idk why
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>>717411502 (You)
Phoneposters didn't lose them at first either. This shit makes no fucking sense.
Fuck the anon who asked for them to be removed and fuck Hiroshima for listening to the stupid fuck.
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>>717411635
WHY DOES EVERYONE BUT ME HAVE (You)S
Hiroshimoot get your fucking shit together godammit
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That chinky cocksucker
Making me resort to bootleg (You)s
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>>717411935 (You)
I'll stand by you in these tough times, anon.
I will share my (You)'s with you until our Asian overlord will grant you your own once more
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who /suicidal/ here
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>>717412115
Thank you anon
You're a true friend in my time of suffering
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>>717406815
I hate this place so much.
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>tfw like lots of girls but in love with a godess
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>>717412864
how old
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>>717412971
Still too young ;_;
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Do you guys think the 2080's will be as good as the 1980's?
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>>717413254
10/10 taste friend
and I would never let a little thing like that deter you :^)
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>>717412864
ayyyyyyy references
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>>717413346
yes, friendo
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>>717413346
Man, I don't think we can really have any idea what the 2080's are gonna be like. It doesn't seem like the far-flung future but look at where we were at 70 or so years ago compared to now. It would be nice to live in a peaceful, moderate world of mutual understanding and respect but I dunno if the left and right can coexist peacefully forever as a greater divide opens up between each side. It'll either be a socialist hell-hole of cultural-Marxism and perhaps Big Brother or the glory days of an alternate reality after Hitler won WWII and became a wonderful and benevolent dictator who unified the Earth's people and bought about a new age of prosperity.
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>>717413365
Thanks dudeo
I've still got a bit of self-improvement left to do,don't want to fuck this up by jumping the gun
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>>717413743
You went above and beyond with that response, bloody hell.
Alternate reality, fuck me up. We should go back as we go forwards. Things were better then.
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>tfw drinking alone
What we drinking lads?
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>>717414693
i went to kfc today and they didnt even have any chicken, 20 minutes wait the fuck
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>>717414693
We drinking English Breakfast up in this motherfucker, what's good?
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>>717414831
>Kfc having no chicken
What the fuck
That's like a BP not having gas
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>>717415211
fucking exactly, and it was fucking lunch time. my guess is some huge samoan family came through and bought em out
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>>717415145
Baileys and Coffee for me
>tfw no drink will ever be as comfy
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Can I get weed in Welly/kapiti area?
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>>717415286
What cunts
Should have gone to BK or CJs,3/10 times KFC gives you food poisoning anyway from shitty Maori hygiene
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NZ pls
I am one of you in spirit
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>>717415594
fuck fam we just need popeyes here. We need some better friend chicken
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>>717415608
Kangaass roodypooinloo detected
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>>717414693
Pure Blonde, cos fuck carbs

>>717415145
confirmed for dunners
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>>717415882
god save the queen
down wiath maori
i know the haka

im moving to nz when i can
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>>717416035
>Pure Blonde, cos fuck carbs
try long whites for a change up, famalam
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>>717416035
I thought I knew who this was but then >>717416259 is who I thought you were and now I don't know what's going on
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>>717416137
Fuck off,we're full
>>717416035
Not bad! I don't usually drink light beers at home but I guess it takes all types to make a world
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>>717416421
no
I know what a barbie is and know that brekkie is good as im basically one of you aleady

im going to move to wellington so i can be trans legally
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>>717416669
OH NO YOU DON'T
The last thing we need is more fucking trannies,so pls an hero sooner rather than later
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>>717413743
Go to bed Aaron
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Hey guise I cannot for the life of me remember what this conflabbin contraption is called. Could you help me out?
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>>717416856
you dont understand how good your freedom is. i can not be trans in a muslim country
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>>717416382
beer is gross
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>>717416935
Go to bed Ben
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>>717417034
Names not Ben hdvfifbsjcnfksbxh
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>>717417002
THATS A BILLYCHIN
>>717417015
You can bloody well choose another non-Muslim country,I hear Sweden is nice this time of year...
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>>717416935
Not quite sorry
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>>717416935
You done messed up A-Aron!
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>>717417223
I know its you.
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>>717417197
Stop encouraging this, unless you'd rather Sweden not exist anymore.
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>>717417384
Mate let the muslims go there the place will be booming with action
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>>717417384
At this point,civil war seems inevitable
We need more trannies to fight the muzzies to save the RWDS ammunition.
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>>717417520
What is that supposed to mean?

By all means if you would rather there be no more native Swedes keep encouraging this. But guess what. Your little faggot Muslim friend won't be able to dress like a girl there for long.
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>>717417366
Nope, really, I'm Cameron :^)
Your friend must be pretty cool too.
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Forever looking for Anna slotnicks nudes.
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>>717417828
Hes not my friend and hes far from cool
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>>717417798
I dont like muslims thats why i dont want them here ya dumb ass
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>>717417002
Keepsy-cooly
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>>717414831
>>717415211
This happens more often than you might think.

Just can't supply enough chicken to meet the demand of these Islanders
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what do you have against muslims? I'm a IT worker not a terrorist
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>>717417798
Muslims kill trannies,trannies kill Muslims,both are good for the non-cucked swede.
Like I said,have your enemies whittle each other's numbers down,and save your ammo for the ones who survive.
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>>717416259
>>717416382
I can confirm I am not Scotto

>>717416421
not light beer, still 4.2%
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>>717418168
Their poor spelling and grammar.
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>>717418133
i work with samoans that come over to work in the on season then go back in the off. they take back fucking buckets of kfc to eat while over there and for their family.
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>>717418168
Muslims as a whole are completely shitty at integrating into their host's culture.
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>>717418168
sounds like you could fucking hack a bomb though you dirty fucking towelhead
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>>717418232
Did it die
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>>717418244
Meant light in taste,not alcoholic content
I'm more into lagers and malt beers
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>>717418103
>>717418241
I'm a douche and hastily (mis)read the conversation prior to jumping in.
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why should I completely follow your culture? culture is complicated. I'm a muslim, im a woman, i dont cause trouble.
if you're lucky i'll open a kebab shop in wellington
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>>717408165
White male here. I feel like I'm in China when I go to Auckland City. No, I will not check my privilege.
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>>717418453
Its algud mate
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>>717418527
You should assimilate into the culture of your host country because you live there you fucking retard. It's common courtesy! The fact that this escapes you is one of the many reasons you don't belong here.
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>>717418527
Its not about following you arrogant cunt its about respecting it and understanding that your the different one, 4.5million people dont need to adjust because of one shit skin, tits or gtfo
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>>717418661
do you want me to celebrate christmas? stop eating feta and only eat the one kind of cheese you have? shold I start drinking and celebrate crate day? Do you want me to get those retarded ass maori tattoos?
How exactly do you want me to assimilate?
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>>717418527
If we're lucky either your dick chopping surgery will go horribly wrong and you spray your lifeblood on the ceiling,or your third cousin Abdul ALLAHUACKBARs you for being extremely haram.
Either way,we don't want you.
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>>717413254
>implying there's such a thing as too young
Anon, no one said you ever had to do anything illegal (but you should). You can still love her.
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>>717413346
In the sense that New Zealand will still be 50 years behind the rest of the world? Sure.
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>>717418787
Bait
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>>717418787
If you don't celebrate Christmas or Crate Day the NZ police(God Bless 'em) will hunt you down and force a yard glass of Guiness down your throat
It's either that or summary execution
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>>717418876
no, literally, what do you want?
I never said I wanted anyone to change for me.
I never said I wouldn't respect or even join in on your customs
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>>717415608
>>717416137
>>717416669
>>717417015
Here's your (You), now fuck off and stay out of our shithole of a country.
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>>717418527
>>717418787
>>717419054
>How exactly do you want me to assimilate?
We don't want you to assimilate. We want you to die.
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Goodnight lads,don't forget to

FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT

BELIEVE WHAT IS RIGHT

CRUSADER,THE LORD OF THE REALM
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>>717418796
what the fuck happened
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>>717419456
Dance moves
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>>717419054
We dont need another kebab shop or someone on the benni so just stay where you are why dont you work on making your country better
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>>717419431
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>>717419431
I remember you. Goodnight, superhero autismo
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/thread
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>>717420048
Yip another one bites the dust
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Yo, I'm in Taupo tomorrow. Any post-new years parties going on?
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I'm from gore, my name is stewart cowan. i use to fuck my underage cousin but now i keep it out of the family but still enjoy young girls. Im a fat retard. durp. 92 coutts road gore, just near the highschool. Come be my friend
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>>717421362
There's a big piss up in the middle of the lake. Bring a bag of cement.
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>>717421637
Ha
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>>717421496
NYPA homo, also the thread is dead and I'm the only one who can see this.
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>>717421743
I had a personal army when they jews ravaged our lands, why is now any different?
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>>717421496
my name is Dylan Barclay, in keen
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>>717421887
il be here
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>>717405979
West Auckland reporting in.

The green is getting pretty fucking dry these days.
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>>717422076
tell me about your cousin ]
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Central auckland. Still hoping for cute
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>>717422167
we went out for about 3 months, she wouldnt fuck me so i left her
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Napier, just finished work, whats poppin slime
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>>717422167
dont know why im still a virgin
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>>717422167
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>>717422304

Name?
Also from Gore and wanting to hear more
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>>717422485
her name is hannah cowan, she tried to fuck up my life but i kept going out with her 3 months because i was waiting for a good fuck.
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>>717422305

Fuck getting off 1240, bro. What do you do?
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>>717405979
Kiwis are the coons of the pacific
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>>717422805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vGjmZNbKGE
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>>717423056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_lQBKbnUGs
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>>717421362
come up to tok for a sesh
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>>717408643
Sin Cities m8
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>>717423271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltKnDlH_OA
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>>717422644

Come on mate, no names. It's a small place; pretty easy for some fucker to find her if they wanted to.
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>>717423929
92 coutts road gore. im her cousin
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>>717414831
>>717415211
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>>717405979
>New Zealand

WTF happened to Oll Zealand?
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>>717423880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfiUYij5UE
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>>717424313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFSwIw-_-as
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>>717424383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VALJZBKFEFQ
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>>717424427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A&list=RDVALJZBKFEFQ&index=3
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>>717424453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN4cIWFF6_8
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>>717424550
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hca8LH4LSU8
im done. goodnight.
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>>717422805
I think you'll find that coons are the coons of the pacific, autismo. I bet you're from Convictistan.
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>>717424311
It still exists.

lrn2ggl, faggot.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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