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People that you can't take seriously >Millenials >Niggers

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People that you can't take seriously

>Millenials
>Niggers
>Pacifists
>Fat people
>People who overuse the word "like"
>Art majors
>Born in April
>Anime watchers
>Manga readers
>Communists
>People who own Macbooks
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>>717391900
Define Millenial and why do you hate them?
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>>717392131
Because we're all fucking idiots
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>>717391900
Born in April?
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Why april?
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>>717392763
>>717393382
Spotted the Aprilfags
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>>717393525
March, actually. Just looking out for my aprilbros.
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>>717393671
Do you know anyone who's born in April?
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>>717391900
>Born in April
Anyone who would disregard anyone simply for being born in a month is the type of special snowflake I can't take seriously.
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>>717391900
OP
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>>717393880
Yeah, hitler, lenin, and my friend, Justin.
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>Born in April
wat?
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>>717392763
>>717393382
>>717393525
>>717394427
Not OP, but April is a very feminine month. Guys like Hitler were just compensating. No one born in the month should be treated any better than a woman.
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>>717394759
Anthropomorphizing months is the most rational and sane thing to do.
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>>717394759
Is this real life? there can't someone more retarded than OP, but you are a clear exception to that rule.
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What about June? Would that be considered a downgrade or an upgrade in comparison to April?
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wait what if ima black fat millenial pacifist art major who was born in april, watches anime and manga, owns a macbook and like is a communist
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>>717395649
I just realized that this person exists, and is the reason OP made this thread.
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>>717395649
Then you would dead as fuck

You wouldn't even be alive to post here...
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>>717395799
tfw im shaq
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Quick question: is scat porn legal in the US?
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>>717393880
me
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>>717391900
>People that you can't take seriously
OP
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>>717395868
Well, the only thing wrong with Shaq is the fact that he's black and has spawned one of the worst videogames ever...
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>>717395950
i think so
the fuck is up with the captcha? it just made me pick cups of coffee and included a marinara cup
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>>717395541
Anything is upgrade to April but June is still shit-month tier
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>>717396156
Sometimes I don't even bother picking the correct ones. Sometimes I'll just instantly click three random pictures and it will be verified.
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>>717396337
You autist.
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Is January a manly month?

Or is it gender-neutral? I'm fairly certain that it's not feminine...
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>>717396449
Wow, you really contributed to the argument.
Fuckface
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>>717396604
January is one of the most manly months there is. Cold winter breeds strong men.
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>>717396611
There's no argument. What you're doing, it's legitimately autistic.
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>>717396724
And march?
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>>717395090
I think he is OP.
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>>717395950
Why wouldn't it be?
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>>717396832
March is the manliest of the warmer months, but I wouldn't say it's that manly...
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>>717396856
He's not, a lot of people agree that April is the worst possible month to be born in and it's also the month that people hate the most, if you think about it there rarely is anything notable in April except April's fool day. That says a lot
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>>717397146
Also, don't forget about tax returns...
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>>717396832
March is okay-tier. I'd say February is the best because of how short and cunning and ruthless it is.
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>>717392131
anyone born after 1984 is a millennial.
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>>717396724
January is summertime
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>>717397146
>a lot of people agree that April is the worst possible month to be born in and it's also the month that people hate the most
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>>717391900
>people who pretend Sarah Silverman isn't a leftie shill who pretends everyone she doesn't like is hitler :)
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OP here, I made a sort of chart for the months since a lot of people seem confused.
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>>717397146
Admit it, you don't like getting fooled. And you don't like rain.

You gullible hydrophobe.
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Ranking of each month

Jan- good
Feb- shit
Mar- meh
Apr- the worst of them all
May- feminine
Jun- shitty, but borderline meh
Jul- shitty
Aug- slightly shittier than June
Sep- okay
Oct- okay
Nov- okay
Dec- good
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>>717397957
why is december not god tier
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>>717397938
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>>717397615
So, 1984 to current year?
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>>717397957
What kind of autistic shit just manifested before my eyes. What, did someone born in April rape you or something?
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>>717398443
YES, I WAS RAPED LAST APRIL
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>>717398342
till 96 or 98 depending who u talk too
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>>717397803
http://www.dailyrepublic.com/news/locallifestylecolumns/beware-the-month-of-april-its-a-bad-one/
Plus the waste land by T.S elliot
>>717398120
>>717397957
Natalia Poklonskaya was born in march, so march is the best month.
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>>717398702
>The Impetuous Fool
>>717391900
>People that you can't take seriously
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>>717398443
Not at all, have you thought about why you're so defensive about April yourself? I never attacked you personally and you're spewing insults in every post?
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>>717398702
That's blasphemy against Santa!
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>>717391900
Hitler was born in April - KYS
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>>717399001
See the OP's OP. Granted, the autism adjective isn't meant to be that offensive- this month-bashing nonsense is tantamount to assigning feelings to shapes, or having favorite numbers while outright avoiding others.

I can't take that seriously.
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>>717399431
So you deny that April is disproportionately dull, eventless and riddled with travesties when compared to other months of the year?
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>>717399195
OP must be jewish!
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>born in April here

The April gem stone is a diamond plus anyone born is April is a Aries and that makes them a very likeable person. Last time I check also April is in the top months where it has the least amount of births close to November and august is the most. If anything august is a crap month. It just sounds aweful anyways..
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>>717399692
Why does it matter at all? It wouldn't effect someone's character massively.
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>People who start sentences with the vague "studies have shown" or "scientists have found"
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>>717391900

Haven't read anything truer all day.
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>>717400061
>>717391900
Samefag
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>>717399692
I think it's moderately interesting how many bad things coincidentally happened during April. I'd be inclined to say, that if one were to give any of that credence, the fact that one is still alive after being born in a month, that should have swallowed them instead, is worth a medal.

Unless it's just a coincidence. And, you know what's more dull than life coming back to the "world" during rainfall, sunshine, and gradually increasing temperatures? A dead world covered in frozen liquid crystals that eventually collapse into a dense solid due to their combined weight, complete with low light levels, exploding trees, and the biting, bitter, cold that is the abyss.

I like winter. But April is a hell of a lot more exciting than, say, the middle of January. Shit actually hits the fan in April, apparently. That, and standing in a heavy downpour is better than standing in a blizzard.
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The amount of shitposting in this thread ... I can smell all the Australians
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>>717399852
>anyone born in april is a Aries
what about april 20-30?
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>>717391900
>people who discard someone elses opinion for arbitrary reasons like some dumb teenager
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>>717400468
Exception. Those people are shit.
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>>717400316
> the fact that one is still alive after being born in a month, that should have swallowed them instead..
>that should have swallowed them instead..
You're talking about conception, not birth.
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>>717391900
>Millenials
>Niggers
>Pacifists
>Fat people
>People who overuse the word "like"
>Art majors
all but fucking one >Born in April
>Anime watchers
>Manga readers
>Communists
>People who own Macbooks
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>>717400769
I was talking about birth. The
>should have swallowed them instead
Isn't an attempt to be cute. It's there because the month should have swallowed them whole, as in, aborted them. As in, ruined their chances of being born.
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>>717401070
But wouldn't that cause them to be weak, immaculate, and the 'runt' of the litter?
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>>717391900
Anyone on 4chins
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>>717401430
Something something what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, or something.
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>>717401619
If only that were true, but in the modern age, we see bullying and harsh paternal discipline leave a child weak, small, and unable to stand up for themself. Which is why everyone hates april.
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>>717391900
You realize you are a fucking parody of yourself right?
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>People who feel the need to needlessly insert the word 'fucking' into discussions online.
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>>717401804
In the modern age, antibodies still benefit from attacking the "dead" husks of viruses and pathogens, let alone the "living". But, now it just reads like you dislike April due to some form of parental abuse, or constant bullying.

And I mean, in the modern age? When exactly in the modern age? 1970? 1983? 1912? 1994? 2006? Because I recall a plethora of stereotypes since the last 30 years that suggest the near opposite of a world where parental discipline even exists in some measurable form. Bullying... sure. But if words, which can be curtailed and censored by individuals who choose to reap the rewards of current year, hurt someone more than a few sucker punches to the face, then I feel bad for those souls.
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>>717402264
But it's relevant when you are actually talking about fucking, right?
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>>717391900
>>Born in April
aw...
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>>717402524
Yeah, totally. I'm talking about people like >>717401879
and
>>717401002
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>>717391900
You forgot to add women to your list.
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>>717391900
Hitler was born in April and he's a pretty cool guy. Other than that list looks good.
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>>717392131
Anyone born after 1982
>http://nypost.com/2016/07/04/im-a-millennial-and-my-generation-sucks/
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>>717402797
Anyone who unironically hates anyone born after 1982.
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>>717402482
Antibodies? That's biology, not psychology.
The parental abuse/bullying/whatever was an example that 'what doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger', not a point to the argument that april sucks. Modern age means whenever relevant.
>>717402560
Here's an example as to why someone in april sucks. He used the word 'aw..' which is incredibly unmanly and degenerate. I cannot take that person seriously.
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>>717391900
your the one faggot who stays on /b/ and /pol/ and thinks its real life...
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>>717402944
That's... okay, so the parental abuse example was an example meant to deal with psychology. Does including an example with biology somehow make the example irrelevant, if we're going to ignore the premise that April either sucks or is fine, on the basis that "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger", ?

I just seek to let you know that no two people are the same, and that the majority of this is fairly irrational and fairly degenerate to begin with.
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>>717402921
People who use the word unironically should kill themselves.
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>>717391900
I could debate the fat people and the commies.

If it's an identity politics communist, kill it with fire.

If it's a worker's class traditional one, I'm cool with them.


Also, a lot of fat people are pretty damn jolly, as long as they realize being fat is bloody unhealthy, and don't call any person saying you need to lose weight as a "fat-shamer".
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>>717403281
People who dislike the word unironically should kill themselves, unironically, as it's perfectly fine. Unlike the misuse of Literally, or "Irrelevant".
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>>717396337
>>717393525
August Master Race reporting in.

August is the best month.
>Not feminine.
>Good weather.
>No gay pride parades scheduled.
>Niggers are all too busy being stoned to cause trouble, it's the end of the summer.
>All the summerfags start to leave.
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>>717403496
A leaf.
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>>717403545
Wat.
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>>717398126
Double gifts are the worst. I hated being a Christmas baby growing up
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>>717403242
Firstly, yes biology is completely irrevelvant, as we are talking about the psychology of a child born in april.
Secondly, this entire thing is irrational and nonserious, which is what makes it fun.
>>717403301
Wrong thread man, we're arguing about months, not common opinions that normies hold.
>>717403496
I can get behind that.
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>>717403496
That's how I know I'm an oldfag, I've been here since the summer and I'm still here.
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>>717403721
Kek'd heartily.
Don't know why, but I found that funny.
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>>717403576
fuck off Canadian.
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>>717403822
I'm Russian you fucking twat.
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>>717403687
>this entire thing is irrational and nonserious, which is what makes it fun
finally ...
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>>717391900
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>>717403687
What? No, I started with the idiom. If anything, I would be the one to steer the context of the idiom. You simply mentioned a psychological example afterwards. The virtue of that example having a psychological bent does not, reasonably, preclude an example with a biological bent from being of equal merit.

I mean, if we are to get into the nature of the child, you simply can't hand-wave biology. I mean, you can, but that would be exactly what you would be doing. There would be holes. For example, how do you have/consider the psychology, without the biology, when not stating any other quantifiers otherwise, save for spooky April at a distance?
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>>717403953
rush b
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>>717403953
That's even worse. That's like saying you're a nigger since slav's aren't white.
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>>717404161
How are Slavs not white?
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>>717391900
When were you born OP?
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>>717404281
Maine
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