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What is on my penis?

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What is on my penis?
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>>717386010

Nothing good.
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>>717386010
cyst
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>>717386010
Walk it off
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That is an aid pretty soon it will duplicate and you will die
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Ebola, obviously.
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pop it and post results
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>>717386010
herpies

best to just kys now
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Cut fag and std haha
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>>717386010
That's the herp.It will pop and drain
Source: I have it too
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Looks like herpes. Just don't pick at it and it'll go away in about a week. Get some Acyclovir.
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Oh shit.. you have super aids. Sorry man
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>>717386010

OHSHIT
OHSHIT
OHSHIT
OHSHIT
OHSHIT

Cut you dick off as fast as possible
trust me, you don't want that to grow by any millimeter
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>>717386010
its an aids pustule. shouldn't have fucked that hooker bareback you dingus.
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>>717386424
>>717386612
>>717386798
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Not a woman. Get used to that. Because that shit is gross.
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>>717386010
looks like a sign of aids.
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I had this and went to an urologist.
(I got good med insurance so no probs!)
They drained that sucker and I'm back to normal.
Couldn't masturbate for about 3 weeks though.
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>>717386010
Herpes. You're fucked for life
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Welcome to the Herpes Club. I'm a chapter president. Key is to take your revenge on the whores of the world. Spread it my brother spread it.
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Doctorfag here. Thats for sure an std. Im cardiologist but that looks like herpies
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>>717387222
PS - I go to plenty of handy shops so I thought for sure it was herpes. Turned out, no. Nothing to worry about.
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>>717386010
Dude, shit looks like herpes
You'd better go to a doctor
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Take a shower. Pimple dick scum bag
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>>717386010
trim your pubes you dirty animal. jesus.
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we kinda have a similiar looking dick. except mine is longer and doesnt have cancer
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>>717386010
another penis is forming, it always looks like that for me when it starts. you're all good.
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It's just a pimple. I get them all over my crotch every 9 months or so. Don't worry
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>>717386010
Pop it
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>>717386010

just a dick zit, breh
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looks like a hand to me
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>>717387322
Rotter!
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>>717386010
regret
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its only syphilis
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its definitely syphilis, gl bro
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looks like herpes maybe, i would go see a doctor if i were you. i would avoid touching it or popping it as that will more than likely make things worse lol. next time use protection man
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OP here. When I google it, the closest thing it resembles is a blood blister. Can one of you guys who are saying its syphillis/herpes/AIDS link me to an article or something that has a pic of a thing that looks like what's on my dick?
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I'm a PhD from University of Phoenix you fuckin kek, me and my duck both agree it's syphilis.
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>>717392895
i am sorry to say that looks like some herp anon. but don;t take word for it, see a fucking doctor.
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>>717392895
does it hurt? if not, its syphilis.
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>>717386010
Pop it
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Looks like AIDS to me.
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>>717386010
It might just be a zit
You can in fact get pimples on your genitals.
They should really mention that in sex ed.
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If it's itchy and painful it's herpes. If it just pops wash your fucking dick pimple penis
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>>717392895
google syphilis stage 1
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>>717392895
how much pain, op?

looks similar to a staph infection boil... possibly MRSA. Staph infections will hurt a lot and swell with fever.
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Idk but you should pop it and post results
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>>717386010

ingrown pube, pop it, then remove hair. if no hair, clean it the best you can and take antibiotics
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>>717393233
Doesn't hurt at all. If it was syphillis, why would it only be on my penis?
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>>717386010
A pimple idiot. You know most people have herpes, right? chlamydia can be cured in a week with pills and basically you won't catch any other STDs so don't worry about it
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>>717393581

not op, but I just google image searched that shit. nasty.
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>>717392146

why would he use protection he's already got it you bumblefuck
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>>717386194

this
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>>717393746
because you put your dick in something that has syphilis. thats how syphilis works. that little indention is where the syphilis got in. your body is telling you "something is wrong" and as a respectable anon i tell you to listen.
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hey dude, im no doctor but i am a once in a bluemoon 4chan poster just here for the porn but nah I can't jerk off in my tub cuz to the sight of the disease equivalent of windows 8 on ur dick, anyways I hope you don't try to pop that shit cuz itll come back to attack u in the face just like dick Cheney in quail season
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>>717393653
Doesn't hurt even remotely. At first I thought it was a zit, but it's not growing a yellow head like zits normally do. Thought it was an std because I bare backed a chubby filipina chick a few months ago (I figured chubby girls barely get it so less likely to have std, also my penor couldn't stay hard with condom), but it doesn't look like anything on google images, also it's not itchy or painful at all and there is only one of them on my penus.
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i'm a doctor and that's common, nothing to worry about
however you shouldn't let it sit it could get worse
you'll want to lance it, use a red hot needle you burned with a lighter to avoid infection, and pour salt in quickly order to neutralize the bad enzymes
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>>717394060
syphilis is on the up and up. be aware every time you put your dick in something. speaking from personal experience here
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Op again. Last time I had unprotected sex was months ago, the onset of syphillis (and most other stds is much shorter than that. Unless you can get it from blow jobs
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yeah its a bitch, I banged a Filipino chick after I bribe her mom w/ a new refrigerator and unlike that fridge I can't get a refund.

Chick gave me gorilla shit of the pecker
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>>717394549
Talking to

>>717394383
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>>717394549
"the great imitator" is, in fact, a great imitator.

take your balls, stuff them up in your sack, and go get tested.

the sore will go away, and everything will seem fine. but the syphilis will be there forever unless you handle it.
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>>717394549
You can get an std from genital to mouth contact
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>>717394549
google this:

how long after you get syphilis do you get a sore
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>>717386010
Either herpes or a cyst
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>>717393192
That picture isn't even herpes though. Herpes is on the lips, the canker sores are from sensitive mouth lining that can't take certain types of juices from foods.
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>>717395630
It says 3-90 days after contact. Last unprotected sex was much longer than that.
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>>717386010
had that once, got a blister from jerking it too much, nothing to worry about
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>>717386010
If you've ever had an episode where your dick itched worse then you've ever experienced then it's herpes.
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>>717396894
This is probably what it is. Just a blood blister. Case closed folks.
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>>717393489
>herpes
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>>717386010
start showering regularly you disgusting fuck.

Get your hygiene and nutrition in check and it won't happen

might be herpes too, but my guess is ingrown hair
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>>717396878
you do you. im done here.
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>>717393192
Literally looks like a penis.
Can confirm you got that from sucking dick.
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>>717386278
> an aid
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>>717398589
Kek... It looks just like a penis.
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>>717396267
Someone plz kill this fag
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>>717397659
+1 for ingrown hair.
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>be you
>have an aid

>be aid
>aid replicates

>now you have aids
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>>717386010
looks like your hand if i had to say
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Docfag here, it's most definaly herpires or syphilis from looking at it. It's too infected to be an ingrown hair or a pimple, as it's bright red and filled with pus. I'm putting my money on syphilis.
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>>717386278
>an aid
Fucking kek'd
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>>717396267
You have got to be kidding. Is that the kind of shit that my tax dollars are teaching you kids in sex ed? What the actual fuck.
You have absolutely no idea what you are going on about.
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>>717386010
pop it
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>>717399826
Thank you, fellow Docfag. I concur.
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>>717399478
>>717399811

Just google it you fucks.
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>>717393188

>PhD from University of Phoenix

Top fucking kek.
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doctor here, chop whole cock off right now!

>LIFE OR DEATH!
LIFE OR DEATH!
>LIFE OR DEATH!
LIFE OR DEATH!
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>>717400553
i googled it and it is a hand
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>>717400136
POP IT!
TWIST IT!
CUT IT!
SHAKE IT!
SUCK IT!
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>>717386010
Bed bug bite. Better buy a new mattress
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>>717386010
niggeraids

you get it from fucking white bitches that fuck dirty niggers

enjoy
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>>717386010
It is herpes. I have it too. Need to get an anti-viral from doctor. Mine started like that and got worse before I had the medication. Now it comes back in the same spot occasionally. Been 6 months without an outbreak... probably due for one....
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>>717400873
Fucking funny, man.
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>>717401291
No, it wasn't. I post things like that as a sort of idiot trap. You fell in it.
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OP again. Give me one reason why this isn't just a fucking blood blister. It looks nothing like herpes (it isn't itchy/painful at all) and it happened way too long after my last unprotected (vaginal) sex act for it to be syphilis
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>>717391947
This

If its painless its definitely syphillis, get treated
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I'm a doctor as well and as such can recognize that all these people claiming to be in the medical field are telling the truth.
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>>717386886
>Tyrone detected
What's good Tyrone
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>>717386010
i've see it before, that's definitely aids
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thats herpes, no joke
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>>717386010
don't worry, you just going through the normal process of budding. soon you'll be able to fuck two bitches at once.
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>>717401934
Whens the last time you fucked or had any sexual contact with and without a condom?
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I'm SO sorry, but you probably have herpes.
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>>717402748
Not counting blow jobs, last time without condom was July
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Herpes question. I haven't found an answer on the internet. I got test for herpes, but they only gave me a combined antibody count. It was HSV1/HSV2: 1.03 My doctor said it was indeterminate, and that I had to retest. What are the chances I actually have herpes?
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>>717403948
if u have symptoms as well, u def have herpes
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>>717404136
I had irritation, but I tested positive for a different infection so I don't really think I have symptoms. I'm just really suspicious because my last boyfriend gave me Chlamydia twice. :*(
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>>717386010
What's on your balls?
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>>717404337
then i wouldnt stress. most medfags wont tell you that STD testing is still a crapshoot. clamdia is alot more common. 1.03 on both hsv1 and hsv2?
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>>717404561
Hair you idiot.

I'm gonna assume all the people saying its anything other than an std are trolling, since it doesn't look like anything other than a blood blister, and it showed up way long after the last time I fucked a girl without using a condom
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>>717404693
So, it's combined. Normally, they'll be like
HSV: .32
Hsv2: .34
Hsv1/hsv2: .66
But they only gave me the combined one. It literally told me nothing, and I'm still anxious about it.
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>>717387501
Is doctorfag german?
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>>717405038
learn how a virus works and how the immune system works and you will understand symptoms may not present for a long time or ever.

>>717403948
same thing to this person, most people have some level of antibodies as its a common virus. 1.03 combined means youve been exposed but your immune system won, unless its increasing.
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>>717387322
>Welcome to the Herpes Club. I'm a chapter president.
>>717387322
>>717387322
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>>717405987
I'm getting checked in a few days to know if it's increasing. Wish me luck. <\3 I was first exposed to him 5 months ago.
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>>717405987
Yeah I know that idiot. That's why it ranges from 6-90 days depending on your immune system. It's been 6 fucking months stupid. That's like 180+ days. It's not fucking syphillis idiot but thanks anyway.
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>>717406777
my statement stands. although that's statistically most likely true. a virus does not follow a schedule. the resilience of the strain and the ongoing state of your immune system do not always mesh with the numbers
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>>717407364
Yeah I'm gonna go with blood blister. Thanks anyway fam
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>>717405038
No I'm talking about the bumps on your testiches
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>>717386010
now thats what i call herpes
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>>717407568
Probably goosebumps. No unusual activity to report on my testes
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PA fag here, looks like possible herpes. MIGHT be a blister, in which case you need to use lube. On the off chance I'm right, and it's Herpes or worse, beginning stages of syphilis, see your primary care physician, or go to urgent care.
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>>717407704
Also, try a slightly closer picture, it'll be easier to examine.
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>>717386010
Death
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>>717386194
walk it off = lie down and let someone walk on it till its gone
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>>717386010
Where is your foreskin, Schmuli?
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