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i want to drink, but i hate the taste. how do i get over it?

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i want to drink, but i hate the taste. how do i get over it?
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Ron-cola bro, nice taste
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Wait a few years until you're old enough to drink legally
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>>717382350
grow a sac
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Mixed drinks and "girly" drinks
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Gin and water.
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>>717382350
stop being a little bitch and take your drink like a non-faggot
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>>717382350
find something you like e.g. bicardi 8

or you know, mix it in fucking grape juice
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>>717382350
underage b&
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plug nose

taking a sip of pickle juice also completely wipes your palate so you can do shot after shot and not taste it

mix stuff. vodka oj. vodka lemonade. vodka grape juice. rum and coke. its not hard.

alernatively do some coke and get numb, and put some on your tongue
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>>717382350
Find drinks you enjoy the taste of like beers or mixed drinks. Try everything!
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drink blackfly or any other girly drink.

in high school we'd take pints of vodka and mix it with flavored water fuck that was gross. did the trick though just dont be a bitch.
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>>717382350
Suck a lemon slice then drink. It tastes sweeter.
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>>717382350
Start with bud light
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>>717382350
Same thing as when you swallow all that semen from sucking cocks. Let it go to the back of your throat, swallow, and worry about the burn later.
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>>717382350
Don't be a little bitch.
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Be a man you faggot.
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>>717382350
I.v.
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>>717382350
3 things. Sugar, acid, and ice.

Things that are really sugary/syrups mask the taste a lot. Like Malibu rum, even a girl can drink that syrup straight. Acidic things like OJ and lemon juice work too. Also the colder you get your drink the more it numbs your taste buds ever so slightly.

Do all 3 and you'll be drunk in no time.
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just get some 4lokos
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>>717382350
JD is a harsher style whiskey to drink. I'd probably start with Canadian Club. I can drink CC on the rocks now
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>>717383830
Not a bad idea the peach one is goood
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>>717384088
he should get the sour apple or gold flavor

gold tastes like redbull and the sour apple is sour apple but both are 14% and will get you faded.
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>>717383969
FUCK YOU, JD is whisky, not whiskey, same with Canadian Club. And Canadian Club is SHIT

J.P. Wiser's Spiced Vanilla Whisky if you're drinking Whisky
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>>717382350
Stop being a little bitch
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Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap-leak-cf
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>>717384423
get a life spammer faggot
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>>717384205
Shit true man I like them both great for $1.99-$2.50
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cheap coconut rum and oj
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>>717382350
Drinking is like taking a dick. You'll probably puke the first few times and or go way overboard but eventually you'll find your shit.

But everything is easier the more you drink and as long as you keep drinking you may puke but you won't feel as sick.

Right now I like bloody Mary scotch and Budweiser. Smoke a little weed first and throughout. Donate blood to get fucked up as fuck quick. Find ways to stay really frugal bout everything else and pregame with something cheap and light like white zinfandel.

Then regret everything anyway because you got drunk at a shit place where you ain't gonna meet any cool chicks and even if you did it wouldn't have mattered
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throw it back until you don't care and have a problem
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>>717384503
yeah definitely can't beat the price

i stopped drinking them once i found out they had 60g of sugar per can
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>>717384572
Tell me about the times you've taken dick faggot
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if you're a little bitch but want to look like a man get some whiskey on the rocks and ask for extra ice, then let it dilute
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UV Flavored Vodkas and Fireball
>>717384622
I miss four loko blueberry lemonade
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Try again when your balls drop.
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>>717382350
quit drinking
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>be me
>15 yr olde beta
>going to an ecological trip to save the turtles
>boring as fuck
>Las day on the trip
>Hey anon lets go for a walk
>Need to shit
>Whatever Ill shit when we come back
>middle of the walk
>ohshit.exe
>I feel the sit pushing through my asscheecks
>about to give birth to a shit baby
>Are you okay anon?
>Yeah, dont worry
>get pale as fuck
>are you sure anon
>panic.jpg
>see a hole on the ground
>decide to do the first thing that comes to mind
>Run Forest Run
>jump and land with my ass on the hole
>If you dont reply to this post your mother is gonna die in her sleep
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>>717384423
an then she go so many large tattoos
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>>717384572
>Donate blood to get fucked up as fuck quick
future alcy, would drink and kill dreams with
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Shots
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>>717382350
Find booze you like.
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>>717382350

Go through some shit. You won't be able to put the shit down. ib4 edgy.
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Drink caribou lou.
1pt bacardi 151
1 pt Malibu rum
3 pt pineapple juice

It will get you shit wasted off 1 or two glasses and all you taste is pineapple juice and light coconut taste. Be careful if you start thinking you drank too much, it's way too late.
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Drink seagrams escapes
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>>717382350


THE CLASSIC, CENTURIES OLD ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION SIR IS QUITE SIMPLY: The Glenlivet
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>>717385493
>get you shit wasted
>fucking cocktail

You want to get wasted you drink heavy liquor straight or Grog. Y'know, what pirates drank to forget how shitty their lives were. Beer, Rum, and Cheap Wine. Mix Colt 45 with some Bacardi and Carlo Rossi for a good equivalent.

THAT will get you shit wasted.
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>>717384205
did u just assume my gender
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>>717382350
make goon sunrises

two parts white wine (or goon, as we call it in australia), three parts orange juice and a dash of raspberry cordial
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>>717385810


They started making this in 1999
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>>717385845
Grog was historically just watered down rum and the main reason it was drank was because it was cleaner than regular water lol
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Try a better quality, smoother whiskey. JD is shit tier.
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>>717386118
and merchant ships often carried wine and beer. the pirates already had the rum, but they stretched it. Gotta do something with that booty.
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>>717385996
Facts
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>>717382350
If you wanna get really wasted on something that has no taste at all try drinking some bleach I always drink a few glasses before going to the bar so I can save some money
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>>717386396


This is the age of Trump. What could facts have to with anything?
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>>717386564
ask everyone that voted for hillary despite all the evidence of her corruption
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>>717382580
This. Grab yourself some fireball and Budweiser. Get lit real quick.
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Alcohol quickly breaks down in the body into acetlaldehyde which is a highly toxic chemical which some people can smell and even taste in their mouth very soon after drinking, a small number of people have this happen almost immediately. If you are one of those people then sucks to be you but try mixing with acidic mixers (lemon/oj). If not then stop being a little fag op.
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Make AntiFreeze Jungle Juice
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>>717386639
>Budweiser

YOU FAGGOT. They use rice as part of their grain because its cheap and still charge you as if it were premium quality. They also fuck over anyone who wants beechwood for any reason!

They dont taste the worst (Old Milwaukee or T.N.T.) but anyone who drinks Budweiser is a FUCKING MORON!
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>>717385845
That's a cocktail made with 151 it's by no means a light drink. one too many (3 or 4) and you will black out. If you wanna drink 151 straight have fun being a miserable hard ass I'll enjoy my drink.
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>>717386550
This really works OP
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>>717386863
he's right you know
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Fireball mixed with Mikes harder lemonade. Gotta be the 8% one though. I down a pint fireball and a 12 pack and get felling real good.
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>>717386894
>151
>Hard Drink

Try J.P. Wisers or Sailor Jerry you pussy. Im drinking Kraken on the rocks right now. finishing a mickey (yes, canadafag) tonight.
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>>717386619

> implying that Trump is corruption free
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>>717386863
Well here in indiana I can get a 24pack of bud for $12.95 and I don't give a shit what it's made with as long as it taste good. Faggot go back you your fucking craft beer.
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>>717387261
compared to Hillary he is pretty free of corruption.
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>>717387298
>craft beer

I will drink a 6 pack of colt 45 (basically moose piss) for breakfast. I am not picky, but i will not tolerate Budweiser's bullshit
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>>717387218
Am I having a stroke??
In what world is kraken (95 proof) a harder drink then 151 (151 proof)?
Fucking idiot.
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>>717387441
Considering he's about to be in office what hillary did/would do is irrelevant. Start holding him accountable for his Bullshit and stop acting like because hillary was corrupt it's ok for him to be "less corrupt" fucking tools.
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If you legit want to take shots and not feel the burn or much taste breathe deeply in and out for maybe 15 seconds and then throw the shot to the back of your throat and swallow quickly letting as little air into your mouth as possible.

Most of the burn and notes you get from alcohol comes from the mix of air in your mouth and if you do it properly, you can take shots like it's nothing if you are worried about the burn.
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>>717387749
i said i was drinking kraken so ima make a mistake.

>151
>Disregard that i suck cocks

for some reason i didnt see 151 and just saw bacardi. i had bacardi gold yesterday, so my brain did that thing where im a huge faggot

>FUCK YOU IM DRUNK!
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Honestly, drink till you like the taste, but do it before these hipster posers try to tell you what is good. Drinking good alcohol can be a life long enjoyment, cultivate your taste buds and don't just drink trash (PBR) because other people think it is cool.
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>>717383209
>>717386639
OP wants to forget the taste of drink if they try it, you recommend piss. Shut the fuck up.
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>>717382350
Make mixed drinks, mix it with whatever theres thousands of combinations just look some up on the internet.

If being a man means drinking straight hard liquor with no chaser than I would rather be a girly faggot drinking a sugary good drink with an umbrella in it.
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>>717388198
>truth

a good place to start is finding which kind of spirits you like

bourbon
gin
brandy
whisky
whiskey
scotch (fuck me...)
vodka
wine
coolers
beer
>to name a few

it can be overwhelming

It helps to know someone who knows something about drinking
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>>717388160
Exactly you can take your kracken,and shove it up your ass I'll drink my caribou lou getting twice as fucked up three times as fast and actually enjoy the taste. (I hate the taste of any non vodka liquor)
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>>717388541
>vodka
>taste

fuck off.
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>>717388615
Exactly retard!
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>>717382350

cocktails
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>>717386639
>This. Grab yourself some fireball and Budweiser. Get lit real quick.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqgVXSvwGo
Get lit real quick. Light yourself on fire you fucking faggot.
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>>717388957
You're a retard for not acknowledging the various flavour profiles of alcohols. I drink to get drunk, yes, but i also know about flavour profiles, from absinthe to zambucha (which i hate because i dont like licorice but i love absinthe because it is fennel an anise, which is different)
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>>717386217
>Bourbon
Please, call it by its respective title.
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>>717382350
Don't be an American 12 year old. Trust me, if you do that you will be able to drink.
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>>717382350
Make a hot toddy with it
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>>717388541
>(I hate the taste of any non vodka liquor)
That's some incredibly stupid shit, coming from someone incredibly stupid.
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>>717389778
Elaborate dumb ass I would love to hear how my taste in alcohol makes me stupid
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ITT Americans that think they know shit about drinking.
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>>717388315
They're called liquors. Things like banana liquor, and blue curacao. Typically 15% ABV..
But many other liquors exist and all with a different flavor and taste. It's whatever works best for you no doubt. But you should mix wisely. Mixing coffee liquor with orange flavored Triple Sec? Acquired tastes and so on.

Schnapps? Flavored liquor typically 15%+ ABV.
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>>717390110
ITT foreigners brag about their alcoholism.
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>>717390110
Expert advice there
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>>717390046
its not your taste its your lack of taste

vodka has the LEAST flavour of any alcohol. It's just, alcohol. and if you only mix it with something else, its enjoying the taste of something else.

Potbellied Indians drink vodka and 6 dollar sherry to ignore how shit their lives are.
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>>717389277
that was pretty funny hahaha. babybabybabybabybaby
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>>717382350
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>>717389472
This nigga a pro.

>>717388541
This nigga a sissy.

>>717387218
This nigga drunk as hell or illiterate

>>717386789
This nigga got no style or grace; he may in fact have a funny face.
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>>717382350
you try not to look like a bitch after you swallow
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>>717390434

>>717387218 (You)
This nigga drunk as hell or illiterate

drunk.

>>717389472 (You)
This nigga a pro.

this is also me. Same canadafag working on a mickey of kraken.
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>>717390289
So I'm dumb because I don't like the taste of any liquor (oh wow you can really taste the barrel this was sitting in LA DE fucking DA) your palate is soo sophisticated! Maybe one day i,can become a full blown alcoholic and pretend I enjoy whiskey too!
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>>717390046
>(I hate the taste of any non vodka liquor)
There are fucking hundreds upon hundreds of hundreds and more hundreds of different spirits, beers, wines, liquor, and such combinations of each. Don't dog on shit you haven't even tried.

>I don't smoke anything that isn't cock.
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>>717382846
Retarded much? It's not like suddenly you start liking alcohol when you are over 18, 22 and still don't like liquor taste.
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Find something that has a taste you like. You will taste the alcohol at first, not matter what you're drinking (except moonshine--real moonshine). Drink it until you can't taste the alcohol.

Who gives a goddamned fuck if it's an apple-tini. If it has alcohol, turn the fuck up, faggot.
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>>717390672
no, you're dumb because you think VODKA is the be all end all of alcohol! IT IS LIKE TRUE FUCKING NEUTRAL.
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>>717390239
Boohoo sugar tits. It's just always funny to see Americans talk about drinking like they know what they're on about and always talk about shit drinks or they had "12 beers (330ml cans) an was so shitfaced" Americans are just terrible at alcohol, knowing what's good and at drinking it. Light weight bitches.
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>>717390434
Seriously if you think anything with 151 in it is a weak drink your trying too hard it's one of the strongest legal drinks you can buy just short of everclear.
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>>717382611

fear of "girly" things is a sign of weakness. Stop being a cuck and basing your life on the ideas and perceptions of more powerful men.
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>>717382350
chase it with soda

or mix it with some gatorade
eventually you need less and less gatorade
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>>717390878
american cans are really 330 ml cans? in canada our cans are 355 and our bottles are 345
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>>717382553
+1
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>>717382350
cherry bacardi tastes like powerful cough syrup. pretty good imo
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>>717390990
who said anything about being afraid of girly things????
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>>717385894
kys normalfag
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>>717390888
i already told you, muh brain saw 151 and thought 'bacardi', which is generic. i FORGOT 151 was the PROOF and not the BRAND because i am DRUNK!

I already apologized, JESUS FUCK!
>>717388160

FUCK OFF!
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>>717386550
seconded
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>>717391164

it was for the ones in the back...
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>>717390864
I do not think that it's be all end all I just only enjoy IT. You don't know shit about what kinds of liquor I have tried or haven't I just said I only enjoy vodka I can't possibly vouch for shit I haven't tried so why i,would try to stick up for the shit I hate the most wiskey.
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>>717382350
drink isopropyl 99%
it tastes really bad but the high concentration means you dont have to drink very much
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>>717391479
Enlighten me.
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>>717391333
You apologized then called me a sissy for liking it? I was under the impression you were somebody else because we already settled this.
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>>717382350
Jack is fucking garbage.

Drink some Kraken or Johnnie Double Black, It'll toughen you up.

[spoiler]Pic is from last night's drinking threads(there were five). fucking downed half a bottle of Kraken and quarter JWDB and I'm still feeling it today.[/spoiler]
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>>717391333
Would you 2 just stop fighting and drink your seagrams escapes both got trips tho
>>717390888
Nice Trips
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>>717391689
>You apologized then called me a sissy for liking it?

This is /b/ motherfucker.
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>>717391634
On what what liquors I have tried?
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>>717391802
Touche I'm going to bed I don't even drink anymore I'm too invested in this thread now. Goodnight booze hounds!
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>>717384205
the gold one tastes like fucking piss
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You're not supposed to like it. It's about getting drunk not drinking you pansy ass faggot
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