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ITT: OP tries to fuck a pregnant girl he matched with on Tinder

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ITT: OP tries to fuck a pregnant girl he matched with on Tinder

I'm an autistic virgin trying to get laid famm, I don't want to fuck this up for myself. What should I say to her?
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>>717378359
>I think your glowing, what brings you to tinder?

angle for her reason to be here.
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>>717378359
Listen, I'm going to be honest with you.

I've been thinking about what I want to do to you all day.
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>>717378461
ROLCE ROYCE AGAIN
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she seems annoying already CANT DRIVE CANT DRINK COFFEE fuck off ya boring cunt
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>>717378359
I can pick you up.

If you don't like coffee, I have something else for you to drink
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Ask her "what are you looking for on tinder if you're pregnant, relationship or fun"
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>>717378461
this is perfect fam
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>>717378308
ask her who blew his beans in her muff
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>>717378308
You know that people that are pregnant lose their privilege of dating right?

Used up whores need not apply
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>>717379011
WINRAR
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>>717378359

Just be regular about it, get a confirmed answer before moving on. If you have the transport and entertainment, you should be able to get an easy night in with her.
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>>717378308
how about we start work on another kid? also i have aids.
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this. https://youtu.be/XhxorQiQZBU
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"Can a man get pregnant from anal sex?"
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>>717378308
>>717379011
Deliver faggot op
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The die has been cast
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Ask her what is she doin
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>>717379410
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT.

WHAT'S THE POINT OF PUTTING UP A THREAD IF YOU'RE GOING TO PUSSY OUT???
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>>717379410
Confirmed cuck.

Tell her she looks great, pregnant girls are self conscious and think they're fat whales.
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>>717379410
get fucked you twat.
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>>717379410
Youre cringey you sound so beta; ask where she lives show up there and demand to let you in then rape her kid then her.she'll see as chad thunder cock afterwards
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>>717379549
He asked for advice. He didn't say dubs decide
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>>717379657
Don't call me a cuck motherfucker!
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>>717379410
She probably like coffee, idiot. Pregnant girls aren't supposed to drink caffeine.
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How old are you OP? How old is she?
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>>717379410
holy shit how can you fuck up this bad
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>>717379910
Dude I was kidding about telling you what you want to do to her... abandon ship
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>>717379910
>Being THIS autistic...

HOW????
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Little known secret..

Hey!
We are number one
Hey!
We are number one

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh...
{CRACK}
No, don't touch that!

We are number one
Hey!
We are number one
Ha ha ha

Now look at this net, that I have found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
Throw it on him, not me!
Uh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this banana peel
Ha ha ha... what are you doing!?

We are number one
Hey!
We are number one
We are number one
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>>717379910
looool she gives in and you tell that to a pregnant woman? if this works out u can call yourself extremely lucky
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>>717378308
> don't want to fuck this up
> asking /b/ for advice
Choose one.
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U asked a pregnant lady out for coffee lmao u cant drink that when ur prego ...she alredy knows ur a dumb fuk .my sides
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>>717379982
I think she wants the d famm
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OH NO!
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My dubs say send a dick pic
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>>717379910
NEVER TAKE ANYTHING LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY, ESPECIALLY FROM 4chan! You AUTISTIC moron!
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>>717380116
I was thinking about how cute your eyes would look when I look up as I'm about to eat you out.
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>>717380105
by the way she types it seems like a good match
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>>717380116
Nah she's probably just cautiously trying to ascertain how much of a creep you are
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Try for nudes op
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I want to watch get fucked by a nigger and have that nigger empty his 3rd world load on my gums.
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>>717379910
Op there still hope, tell her " to be real with you i have a thing for milfs so how about i takeyou to eat then I let you ride my cock all night"
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>>717380116
Go all out, my friend, all or nothing.
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>>717380116
please don't tell her you want to fuck her, just say i'm just kidding, and tell her you'll come drive to her house right now
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Check em for trips

Tell her that its highly encouraged to drink much coffee as possible to reduce autism.
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>>717380116
You're fucking creepy m8
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>>717380377
You know what a dubs thread is?
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>>717380233
WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
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>>717380116
>Censors her name at the top
>Doesn't censor it under her posts
>Really shits up the censor of city name or whatever
>Gives up censoring her name

Jesus you really are an autist of the nth degree.
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>>717380116
"How even though you're pregnant you still look Fuckin sexier than half the girls on this ap "
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I had Arby's for lunch, and was hoping to snack on some more roast beef.
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Getting involved with pregnant women are fucked, don't do it.
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>>717379549
Not so good with the reading comprehension skill there, huh?
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>>717380116
Try getting nudes
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>>717378551
She is pregnant, asshole. No caffeine. She is trying to take care of her baby.
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>>717380472
The pics are obviously older and shell think hes retarded if he doesnt realize
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Deus vult
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>>717380472
youre retarded btw
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>>717380497
SHUT YOUR STUPID NIGGER MOUTH.
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>>717379410
>didnt block the name of the village
>>717378359
>poorly blocked the name here
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>>717380573
Oh boy


THE HAIL MARY PASS

It's all or nothing now boys
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>>717380573
>BEING THIIIIIIIS AUTISTIC.....

Son... I wish you the best of luck. This level of autism...

Never seen something as bad before.
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my sides
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>>717380525
Its fine to have coffee, as long you don't drink over 100mg of caffeine which is a tall at Starbucks.
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I came, I saw, my autistic ass conquered
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>>717380573
omnibus aut nihil
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>>717380477
Winner
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>>717380573
Dude you even talk like a virgin
Tell her you want to beat her pussy in and creampie her since it's not like she can't get pregnant while already being prego
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If you fuck her while she's pregnant the baby turns into your baby. I'd say only fuck her if you like babies.
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>>717380674
no going back
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>>717380573
AHHHH AUTISM OVERLOAD holy shit you are screwing this up so badly
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OP is a god
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>>717380735

Nice! How pregnant is she?
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Are you aware that you stopped censoring?
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>>717380735
damn
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>>717380735
You're in there. Now get nudes for us OP.
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>>717380735
>Implying he's going to have sex.

Your autism will get in the way every. damn. time.

Fucking retard.
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>>717380735
Everyone in this thread owes autismbro an apology

Sorry man
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>>717380573
retard. no wonder yooure a virgin
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>>717380735
Wow you lucky fuck.
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>>717380573
Nows your chance op, grab her by the pussy and set up a date
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>>717380735
Try to last longer than 30 seconds
>passionate sex
>Op is a kissless virgin
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>>717380817
Seriously now we know she lives in jersey village near an El paso
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How the hell are you still in this?
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>>717380467
This
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>>717380573
She is pregnant dude, you should've said gentle sex or depends what she can do
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>>717380735
So it was passionate when you let some Nigger get you pregnant?
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>>717380906
Desperate woman I guess
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>>717380882
not for long faggot

unless he fucks up SOMEHOW
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>>717380735
"Let me know if you're into anything kinky. I've got an open mind."
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op show us her profile pics, I wanna see if shes worth the hype
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>>717380845
Bump
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>>717378308
Get her number OP
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Op, use this:

"Well, I could give you the old lickaroo"
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>>717380573
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>>717380964
>Implying nigger in Texas.

She's pregnant by a spic you dumb fuck
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How u gonna pasionatley fuck her if ur a virgin lmao
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>>717380735
Actually, I'm gonna be frank. It's not the thought of having sex with you that's got me all hot and bothered. It's the fact that my dick would be inches away from your unborn child. Is it a girl by chance, I ain't gay.
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>>717380994
Faggot just trying to white knight
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>>717380876

yeah hes gonna have shitty romantic sex with a pregnant woman with low self esteem. nice work
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>>717381101
>passionate

substitute it for: "15 second"
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>>717381052
I don't know where he lives son. Jersey city is a town in Jersey. El paso is a Mexican restaurant. He isn't in texas
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>>717381170
Better than no sex at all.
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>>717379910
Autism has reached new levels...
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>>717380946
Fuck that shit, pregnant women are the horniest!
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>>717381119
OPS fault for being a major faggot and fucking up the censoring.
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>>717381194
Nudesssss. You're doing the lords work op
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>>717381170
Prego sex is hot af, nothong hotter then a prego plump bitch
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>>717380735
"How about we skip the park date and you come over tonight "
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>>717380674
>>717380762
I fucking love this place
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"lets roleplay, you be you, my cock will be the coathanger"
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>>717381194
What part of get nudes is impossible for you to understand? Autistic fuck
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cool it on the cornyness OP other then that keep it up and youll lose your v card in no time
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Village,_Texas
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>>717381194
BURH
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>>717381194
How the fuck do women not see that people like this are in it for the sex?

Or do women really just like sex as just as men

>inb4 my virginity is showing
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>>717381209
it's Jersey Village, not city
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>>717381332
fucking kek
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high five the baby with your tongue
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>>717381194
GET THE PREGNANT NUDES BRO

MAKE HER SPRAY BREAST MILK ON HER OWN FACE THIS IS MY FETISH AND IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO PRACTICE

Live for me anon
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>>717381332
Kek
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>>717381194
"Should I bring child support?"
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>>717381366
>implying all women aren't prostitutes
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>>717380735
By the nine..
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>>717381366
Women really do like sex as much as men.
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"Is it true that pregnancy hormones make girls sluttier?"
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>>717381194
Good job you autist fuck. Raw dog that bitch, not like she can get any pregnanter
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>>717381194
send a pic of the "d"
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Ask for nudes, to see what you'll be having,
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>>717379410
Me: this is nice
>>717379910
Me: OP what are you doing?
>>717380573
Me: OH GOD WHY
>>717380735
Me: Oh
>>717381194
Me: OH!
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>>717381366
Women are all stupid whores that would suck any cock if the man made enough money.

The only variable is what the threshold is from whore to whore
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>>717381589
this, basically
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Scene
>doctors office
>cast
Worried over pregnancy couple, doctor

Doctor: here you are guys I brought you some hangers if you want to take your coats off.

3 hangers. 2 coats.

Lady: Here doctor you brought one too many

Doctor: no... No I didn't...
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>>717380991
Kek will not allow this sperg to wet his dick
OP is now known as drydickdaryl
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>>717381509
Too bad you're just as autistic
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>>717381509
You just autismoed yourself
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>>717381693
that sure was way better in your head
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>>717381589
Ain't no way her giant ass is sending nudes untill after they fuck
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>>717381762
>>717381776

Fuck what did we miss?
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phase two op
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Any updates op?
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>>717381785
Can't wait for that movie, gonna be great
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>>717381366
its tinder, literally a hook up app
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>>717381953

Yeah belly pics?
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>>717381953
op is dead
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>>717381873
He was calling out someone cause they said Jersey City instead of Jersey Village, but he was retarded and fucked it up.
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>>717382067
I thought it was an app for girls to talk to people wanting to fuck them just to tease them out of nudes for compliments
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OP is obviously phonesexing the breeder rn
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>>717382227
If you're above the 6+ threshold, you can get laid pretty easy.
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>>717382250
and fair enough
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Watch out OP this is how you get roped into raising her child
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>>717382250
I'm jelly idk about you guys
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>>717382349
Can't get pregnant twice
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>>717381953

Well be meeting tomorrow afternoon I'll post an update thread tomorrow
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>>717382377
You have the vocabulary of a 10 year old emo faggot
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>>717382456
No you won't fuck you bro
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>>717380573
tilted my head back and screamed for this one
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>>717382227
just because your cock looks like that guys hand on Scary Movie 2 and girls run away doesnt mean everyone else has the same luck
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>>717382456

Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and realize JUST how big of an autist you are?
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>>717382456
Nigga what are the odds the two of us are on at the same time...
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>>717382456
k but for us to recognize it's you, the password is NIPPLE
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>>717382556
I've never tried tinder so I just made an assumption
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>>717382148
Post pics and ask for more nigger
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Here you go...? https://www.google.com/maps/place/Jersey+Village,+TX/
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>>717382566
not until it's too late anon
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>>717380685
This!
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Oh my God put me in the screencap
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>>717381194
the day op went alpha
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>>717382920
>alpha

This boys and girls is how we recognize another beta faggot.
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>>717382377
So jelly!
You know she puts out and you can't get her pregnant!
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>this whole thread
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>>717380897
Yeah, what is anyone going to do with it though?
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so did op ever get nudes? no more screenshot
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>>717383577
www.google.com/maps/place/Jersey+Village,+TX/

Eh
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