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Cause this thing we do goes on and on and on

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Cause this thing we do goes on and on and on
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This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
This is the song that doesn't end
It just goes on and on my friend
Some people started singing it not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because
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dev im going to mount your face
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>>717372696
She was making fun of my dick and calling me a trap
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>>717373065
Source
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>>717373065
Get rid of this disgusting shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXHXUgXG1tM

>>717373069
I didn't mean she did it today
She does it sometimes.
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>>717373196
Okay well >she is weird.
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>>717373326
Well yeah
Why would I marry some normie bitch
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>>717373450
Why would you marry a woman
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>>717373196
made me laugh, not sure why.
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That is lewd AM
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>>717373589
Because I have no interest in 3D dicks
2D is acceptable
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only a little
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>>717373711
That is re
Tarded
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>>717373800
dub 0's dont lie
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>>717373711
A good 3D dick is fucking awesome though. It"s just like... yes.
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>>717373864 have you seen
>>717373711
>>717373677
>>717373622
>>717373466
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>>717373842
?
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>>717373966
>>717373955
>>717373711
>>717373800
>>717373622
>>717373677
>>717373466
this is a get thread
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Okay going for lunch
Back later

>>717373842
No, 3D dicks are gay

>>717373966
The only 3D dick I like is mine
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>>717374100

Well, maybe someone will like your dick. Just be decent enough to give'm a reach around while fuck'em in the ass.
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>>717374423
his wife does that already though
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>>717374320
Nuthin like sharin a nice foursome with a few friends.
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>>717374581
>implying friends
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>>717372696
h-hot
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any other Christian Furs?
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>>717374581
Nothing like a nice onesome for the entirety of your life.
Am I right?
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>>717374817

Thats why there are dragon dildos.
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>>717374691
Im not talking about me, idiot.
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>>717374702

>>717374785
I remember talking to a christian furry when I furst got into the whole furry thing and he talked about cumming into the family coffee pot but got mad at me and removed me when I laughed at him for going to church
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>>717374785
Im Catholic. Dont wear fursuits though.
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>>717374817
Did I offend you or something? Seems like maximum salt in those words there.
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>>717374921
I don't use dildos, heathen.
>>717375175
I was hoping for a sense of camaraderie, but I guess it came off with a salty aftertaste.
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>>717374947
that's hilarious actually
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>>717375275
ill give you a salty after taste
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>>717373056
Dude, don't bring my childhood into this.
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>>717375402
I'm running tomorrow morning, so I can make it myself.
It practically looks like I've just been in a pool by the time I'm finished.
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>>717375605
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>>717375275

Pretty sure you should though. Both vaginas and prostates benefit from them.
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>>717374947
where did you get this picture of me
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>>717375275
Dont know what you're mad about, but I guess you can go fuck yourself over it.
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>>717375896
I broke into your house and stole it off your computer
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>>717375787
I threw away my dildo and plug a while back.
Barely even used em. Too much of a bother.
>>717375702
Exercise you pleb.
>>717375898
I'm mad as hell and I won't take it anymore.
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>>717375988
im allergic to my sweat
and effort
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>>717375898
Such an edgy person. Honest question. I dont know you and you dont know me so no need to lie.

Does anyone like you in real life?
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>>717376155
Honest question. I don't know you and you don't know me, so no need to lie.

Does anyone like you in real life?
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>>717376135
Nobody will let you suck their dick unless you exercise though.
Just kidding, some people have very low standards.
>>717376155
Please don't start it.
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>>717375988

I use mine about once a week or so. Once I get my own place that'll increase a good bit. Easiest just to do it in the shower and hard to do that with 2 roommates. Trying to smuggle large dildos in and out of the bathroom is both annoying and humorous.
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>>717376246
Yes they do.

I will take your reply as a No.

>>717376332
Right, I won't continue
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>>717376332
pretty much, but im just so naturally cute that it offsets that problem
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>>717376155
I have a friend, yeah. People I guess I could call acquaintances as well.
I try to remain neutral to people long as they dont bother me about my virginity, but that isnt saying much because not like I go out much and converse anyway.
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>>717376343
If I had my own place, I would've just kept it and used it much more often. Life isn't so optimal.
Being clean is essential, and enemas were just too bothersome in my dorm, even though I have a comparatively nice dorm with separate rooms and a bathroom shared by only two people.
>>717376534
>naturally cute
Suuuuuure.
More like
Naturally chubby
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>>717376656
a little of column A, a little of column b
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>>717376609
So you are embarrassed about it?
Or you dont like how Lewd people get over it
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AM is like Prompto before he stopped being fat.
Why cant you stop being a fatass, AM?
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>>717373065
Bahahhaha look at the bottoms left foots big toe
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>[current year]
>still thinking virginity means anything
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>>717377010
its pretty hard, man

>>717377050
that
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>>717376816
Don't worry, I have low standards.
Or I'm just deplorable.
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>>717376943
Ashamed and embarrassed over it.
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>>717376656
yeah, cleaning out is that annoying part. I normally shit in the morning and if have a nice clean shit, I go for it. That's so much easier than trying to clean out a dirty butt etc.

Suction cups and showers (well, bath rooms in general) were made for each other though. So many flat surfaces to stick that bundle of joy on.
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Someones virginity is extremely important. Only the dismissive and dissonant tell themselves their virginity is okay.
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>>717377253
That you havent lost it?

I envy you. I wish I hadn't lost it yet.
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i still want my butt touched
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Also losing it protects you from violence. Virgins blood, organs, and teeth are typically harvested like elephant ivory for powerful spells.
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Non-virgins just don't understand.

>>717377325
Though I generally eat well and defecate in mornings, it's sometimes unpredictable. I generally haven't been feeling well for a while now. Almost always a bit bloated / gassy, perhaps due to too much fiber with veggies.
I would just do an enema prior and use a dildo in my room. Butts generally gross me out, so I need it to be very clean to even think of it. Never done it in the shower before.
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Im joking on the last one... At least I hope. Dead virgins tell no tales.

>>717377489
I envy you, since im too old to lose it now.
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Evening all. What's everyone up to?
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>>717377171
I can live with either one, so thats okay
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>>717377886
Fuck 24? That's not too old for a homosexual. I wish I was a virgin to then. I wish I lived my life with no sexual activity
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>>717378013
Then again, judging by some of the pictures you post, you're pretty deplorable.
I can't support that.
>>717378057
Why do you wish that?
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>>717378057
No sex = No motivation.
I could jerk it like every hour of the day, but I stopped because I dont deserve a reward for failure.
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>>717378403
You should go for chastity, obv.
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>>717377909
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Christ, I am never drinking again.
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>>717378468
Ive considered cutting everything off but im too much of a pussy for that and im too lazy to even cut my nails sometimes.
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>>717378485
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>>717378180
dont worry, ill support you
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I just came
wat do
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>AM
>supporting
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>>717378601
Cages can help without being anything extreme.
Since getting a boner is uncomfortable, if you have the right attitude, it can potentially help to kill at least some drive you have if you stick with it.
>>717378770
I main support.
Don't fuck around.
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>>717377643

Yeah, bodies can be unpredictable. You can increase your chances but it's always a chance.

Generally what I do is poop really good and make sure I'm empty. Then use a glass dildo and if there's anything in there that catches most of anything that's left. Then I hope in the shower and either use the glass dildo or something with a suction cup. If there is a little something you can easily wash it off. Using coconut oil helps too.

It's totally half assed (pun intended) and I never do that when I'm bottoming for an actual person but for a quick butt session, it works pretty well. When I play in my room, I clean myself out well with a douche and then go fuck my brains out in my room, but that's definitely not quick haha.
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>>717378715
>>717378946
Look at porn. Fap again.
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if AM can't jungle, how can you trust him on support
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>>717379067
Can I call you daddy?
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>>717378956
Having the right attitude isnt something I do.
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>>717378180
Its wrong. And immoral to have it before marriage.

I dont have any sex and im motivated. I have, not anymore
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>>717373065
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>>717379134
You can call me daddy any time you want, boy
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>>717379038
I'll eventually find a diet or remedy that makes things very easy, but now I don't even have a dildo or anything.
Yeah I'm just totally grossed out by butts and poop so if I was going about it, even alone and in a shower, I need it to be mega clean. I'm just picky.
>>717379144
Well, you got me there.
What's the reason why you don't commit suicide? What enjoyment do you get out of life?
>>717379151
>and immoral to have it before marriage
It doesn't really mean much. I used to have those sorts of thoughts when I was younger and believed more in religion, but I don't care now, though I'm still a virgin.
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>>717378951
yeah I prefer to carry

>>717378956
ill carry you if you can support me~
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So how was everyone's new years?
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>>717379632
>plays carry
>gets carried by support and jungler
It is okay you can call yourself whatever you like.
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>>717379551
I enjoy seeing humans suffer, its my little revenge for all the sex they get and ruined for/stole from me.
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>>717379544
could I have your cock inside me daddy~
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>>717379551
>I used to have those sorts of thoughts when I was younger
I didnt. I didnt care, thats where i went wrong.
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stairs
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>>717379708
uneventful, among being on my own most of the holiday.
yourself?
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>>717379927
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>>717379708
Cold and snowy. Plus someone set of the fire alarm in my hotel last night around 4am :/
>>717379832
If you beg for daddy's cock
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>>717379986
hi
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>>717380075
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>>717380008
can I please have your cock daddy~
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>>717379961
I don't remember anything after taking some shots from one of Hitler's shot glasses. Woke up without any pants and covered in glitter.
>>717380008
>hotel
You get some sex?
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>>717379757
i..im a big boy, really!
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>>717379632
Even after the slight Ana nerfs, I still want to be an Ana god.
>>717379787
I also enjoy it, but it's something that doesn't always possess me, and something that I'd like to either suppress or embrace eventually.
Though, it's not for any reasons of sex. I just have occasionally selfish desires and wish to see everyone else at my feet because I feel inadequate currently.
>>717379908
A bit opposite for us, then. And that's more unfortunate for you than it is for me. Is it anything religious? If so, God can forgive you, of course. If it's a personal desire for the innocence or whatever that virginity presents, it can still be fixed with enough reasoning and thought.
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>>717379551

I used to be super picky and still am outside of the shower. It's just you gotta accept the fact that shit happens. If you want a quick and easy butt session, sometimes it happens and sometimes you just have to wait until another day.

Basically you're working around your butt, rather that making your butt work around you.
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Stairs?
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>>717380251
uhh
what?
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Correct.

>>717380269
Only after you take some lessons from the master.
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>>717380251
Ha no. I went partying with some friends from school.

>>717380220
Ya I'll give it to you, nice and hard, if you can handle it.
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>>717380320
Mildly amused, haha fuck you.
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>>717380469
I think I can handle it~
how difficult to handle is it? In inches
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>>717375392

N i c e F e e t
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>>717380369
Turns out my friend's grandfather was a really high ranking officer in the SS stationed in Berlin through the end of the war. Not sure where the glitter from and still haven't found my pants yet. Also we managed to fill up one of those small bathroom trash cans to the brim with vomit.
>>717380469
And you didn't fuck them? Lame.
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A pleasure to see you again.

>>717380342
I've had small things happen and it's only horrified me. I just can't accept the dirty consequences of entering the general anal area.
I agree with the second statement. I just now accept that my butt is meant for its intended purpose until further investigation.
>>717380483
I don't know what's got you so mad.
Probably the lack of sex.
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L-likewise.
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>>717380630
that is pretty gross
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>>717380638
No shit
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>>717380821
I was proud, especially when I took out a trash bag half full of vomit out to the dumpster and some old ladies walking their dogs gagged at the smell. Haven't done anything that wild in a while.
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omg is that spawn
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How've you been, cutie pie? Working hard as ever, I hope. Or hardly working.

>>717380858
That was just a joke.
How unfortunate.
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>>717380320
you can be my god support anna
god knows no one else can

>>717380410
master of being a good boy?
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>>717380638

Yeah. Just gotta find something that works for you. Hell, maybe sounding is your thing~

I gotta go pass the fuck out now. You furry faggots have fun now. *shakes fist*
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>>717381004
i'm just not really into the wild side of things i guess.
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>>717381069
Boo at your dad joke.
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>>717380605
6.5 and thick
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>>717381100
I have my days where I can't hit shit. Plus, unless I'm on wired internet, I'm better off with Mercy due to possible ping spikes.
>>717381322
I'm not looking to impress anyone.
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>>717381329
I can handle that daddy~
in what shape is the rest of daddy though?
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>>717381417
You should.
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Things are going really great for me right now. President's list, working 40 a week, was a guest lecturer, et cetera.
However I cannot find any meaning or value in it and retail has convinced me that nothing matters or makes a difference and life is inherently and eventually meaningless.
So pretty good.

How about you?

>>717381100
ᵐᵃʸᵇᵉ
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>>717381210
It was a nice change of pace, makes for a good story too. Especially around my jewish friends.
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>>717381424
5'8" 155lbs
>>717380630
Ha I wish. A couple of them are pretty hot. Life is suffering.
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That's rough. I had a TA job, but that was indubitably <20 hrs / wk when it came down to it. I consistently binged hard on food throughout last semester and gained 20 pounds while simultaneously quitting running. I am desperately seeking to fix that now, turning fat into muscle. I also find little meaning in my pathetic existence.
So, pretty good.

>>717381603
I was just looking to ask the man how he's doing. Get off my back.
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wat is lyf
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TA jobs are not bad. I did some tutoring a long while ago on the side that made some decent money. What caused the food binge?
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