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I am a qt loli, and I want to service you all in this thread!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 280
Thread images: 34

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I am a qt loli, and I want to service you all in this thread! I will vocaroo the text of any replies~
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please do the navy seals copy pasta
pls and thank you loli
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"shade is a disgusting african male"
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>>717372638
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, Guhnoo/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Guhnoo plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Guhnoo system made useful by the Guhnoo corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by Pawzix. Many computer users run a modified version of the Guhnoo system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Guhnoo which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Guhnoo system, developed by the Guhnoo Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the Guhnoo operating system: the whole system is basically Guhnoo with Linux added, or Guhnoo/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of Guhnoo/Linux.
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"Please cum in me"
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NICO-NICO-NII, ANATA NO HATO NI NICO-NICO-NII! EGAO TODOKERU YAZAWA NICO-NICO NICO-NI DE OBOETE RABU NICO
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Also voting for Navy Seals.
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http://doujin.pomfpomf.moe/info/?id=107
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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day
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>>717372638
I want your peenus weenus oniichan
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>>717372770
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nwp4nOnzfR
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>>717373184
10/10
good job, OP
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>>717372638
Kids can be cruel and I am very in touch with my inner child
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You may be alone right now, but know that somewhere out there, is a cute little loli just waiting for someone like you, so she can love you, and kiss you, and do lewd things with you. So don't worry. Soon you'll have your own loli, and life will be good.
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>>717373184
Hell of an impression, but you're a guy imitating a girls voice. Too many cracks for a loli voice
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please just do an exploding orgasm
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>>717373263
I believe what the man is trying to say is this thread has a severe case of sundown syndrome
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>>717372811
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03y1vDSEMah
>>717372882
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fVo4JFdyav
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>>717372638
"wow Alastair, you're sucha fucking faggot"
thanks
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do an orgasm
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wait is this an enkidu thread
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>>717372638
honestly i hope this is a joke. please say I'm FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!!
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>>717372961
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mjVlO8RKxf
>>717372968
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19r0tQdijzh
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>>717373571
Thank you for the spicy copypasta narration, Loli-chan.
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>>717373091
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LsptHw68ut
>>717373107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fn8hBctDuT
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A verse from your favourite rap/hiphop song.
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>>717373752
That was cute. Thanks.
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>>717372638
What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave. do this one next! please and thanks
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>>717373263
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01lHOXxpTU6
>>717373339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XkVv8WRBJM
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>>717373369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18iouaudJ9g
>>717373435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6RyayO9k2
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TORIYAH!!
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>>717373977
i don't think you got the meme kid. the joke is the guy who said that is a raging psych who likes to hurt children more crazy but other wise very good
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>>717373866
I came
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can i get a loli-giggle?
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She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic touch me on the back
She says I'm Mr. Ro
Mantic, say me fantastic
Touch me on the back, she says I'm Mr. Ro
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>>717373440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19fUFAE9TAJ
>>717373605
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zvnAU4P3qp
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>>717372638
my cunny is all tingly, daddy
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I found you! Faker!
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>>717372638
do the a small loan of a million dollars speech
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>>717374081
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6RyayO9k2
come on that's not what I meant by do an orgasm
>inb4 you read that too and also this inb4
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>>717372638
Tell my friend Waffle that he never gets any pussy. Just shit on him. My name is Snow. Make me seem like a God. Thank u v much loli desu
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>>717374221
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep moving on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out!
Must keep on moving ahead
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead I'll set you free
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can you, by any chance, service this pine?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Ndeq23CuI
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"Why am I so skeleton and have no eyebrows"
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>>717372638
Boy anon, you sure a cu-ck
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>>717373609
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WcDqUbVh9o
>>717373649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ef8vpRchDz
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>>717374221
Thanks, my man
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"Hiiiiii mendo-daddy, you look very alpha today, you make me feel all tingly :>"

thnx loli girl
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>>717372638
do an evil laugh with a bad low voice impression
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>>717373744
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LNNvZTqiXf
>>717373799
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0y0rXa4ekcQ
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>>717373967
bumping this
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Say: "but you are my onii-chan, we cannot have sex"
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moan for me
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>>7173745i am sorry for making you do sundowner memes i just could not help my self please forgive me
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>>717373892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K33Y9kOf45
>>717373947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AwHFnWCdaI
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>>717374579
it is happening my dude!
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Oh yes daddy
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>>717374849
this should be good
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>>717372638
Amir-kun, you're such a good Muslim.
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op say the text on this meme
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Onii-chan, my breasts are sore again. Could you please massage them for me?
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Please say the following:

"Why do cis men hate transgirls so much despite their fears and anger being rooted in misandry? Not talking about sexual attraction btw."
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i really want to hear this...

Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
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>>717372638
Please spit this out your mouth, thank you. "Triple six, five, forked tongue
Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull
How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control
Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones."
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_If I pull that off, will you die?
_It would be extremely painful...
_You're a big guy
_For you...
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>>717375223
nice death grips my nigga
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>>717375235
Bump
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Why is that I want to end my life but you know you can't die yet as you haven't suffered enough yet to find and learn the truths of the world but the more you learn from the truths of the world the more the light darkens and your humanity crumbles ever more to the point where you are a monster
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kektus
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are you a good tsundere?


"h-hey mendo, if you dont get hooked it makes it harder for roadhog to kill you, N-NOT THAT I CARE IF YOU GET HOOKED, B-BAKA!!"
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HOLY FUCK KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE I FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE
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>>717373184
Came. Came so fucking hard. Can't type, exhausted
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>>717375366
Yes
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>>717375485
i think the paladin copy pasta is in the works
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Alex is a massive nigger kike
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Jesus is a faggot
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>>717375574
bumping to keep thread alive
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>>717372638
>>717372638
THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL GIVE YOUR BLEACHED SKULL TO KHORNEU ARE A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASHTHE BRUNEI IS NOT MORE SHIT HOLE I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I PULL OUT UP FRONT, YOU SEE THE BENZ ON DUBSWHEN I ROLL 20 DEEP, IT´S 20 KNIVES IN THE CUTT THAT NIGGA ROLL THAT WEED UPIF YOU WATCH HOW I MOVE YOU´LL MISTAKE ME FOR A PLAYA OR PIMPBEEN HIT WIT A FEW HOURS, THEN I WILL THEN GO TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE CONTINENT, YOU LITTLE BITCH WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU REACH YOUR HOME I WILL GO BACK TO HOMEFUCKING FAGGOT ASS PIECE OF SHIT I BET U HAV 10 DICKS IN YUR ASS RIGHT NOW BUTTMAD WHEN I PULL OUT UP FRONT, YOU SEE THE BENZ ON DUBSWHEN I ROLL 20 DEEP, IT´S 20 KNIVES IN THE SAND AND ONE IN THE CLUB WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL THEN GO TO THE HEAD 1 TO THE HEAD 1 TO THE CLUB TAKING DRINKS BUT THEY WILL BE FAKE DRINKS, THEN WHEN YOU'RE PRETTY WASTED AND YOU'RE GOING BACK HOME WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND I WILL FOLLOW YOU TO YOUR HOME, WHEN YOU REACH YOUR HOME I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET INSIDE YOUR HOUSE, WHEN I ENTER I WILL FIND YOU I WILL FUCK THE CHINA WITH IDIOT SHIT I BET U HAV 10 DICKS IN YUR ASS RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS

NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL GIVE YOUR BLEACHED SKULL TO KHORNEU ARE A FAGGOT I WILL SEARCH THROUGH FACEBOOK I WILL FIND A WAY TO GET INSIDE YOUR HOUSE, WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WILL GET THE FUCK BY THE SUPERIOR, CHINA IS THE IDIOT WITH NO BRAINYOU FUCK IS THE IDIOT WITH NO BRAINYOU FUCK IS THE PUPPET OF THE PHILIPPINES, PHILIPPINES FUCK CHINA, TAIWAN AND MALAYSIA WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME

DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOU YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE
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"please can i have some more of daddies cummies, ive been really good~ "
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did op leave :~(
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>>717376041
not just i gave her a long ass copy pasta to read
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our qtp is leave? : ^(
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>>717376181
see >>717376150
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>>717375844
rolled dubs OP must read it

I wanna use this shit to reply to faggots in threads kek
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"Teth... Wake up. Come on, it's your turn to wake the girls up... Te~tthhh!
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shit did the copy pasta kill op?
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>>717376268
see >>717375862
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OHHH. OHH FUCK DADDY. FUCK ME. HARDER, HARDER, HARDER! AHHHH. I'M A NAUGHTY GIRL.
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>>717373967
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TJJvb7lvEi
>>717374102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t9duZehU7Q
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>>717376369
"megafaggot you are" ~yoda
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>>717372811
Implying a better medic exists than shade-kun
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>>717376435
THANK YOU LOLI CHAN
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>>717376435
NO fucking way
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>>717376435
i am sorry for make you do that knightly shit
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>>717374111
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MRhAwFivWU
>>717374179
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h6D42Ibxsc
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>>717376435
@ least post face or tits
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>>717376435
and by the way that was great and i feel like absolute shit for making you do that
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>>717372638
Dear mom, fuck you and die.
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>>717374180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dZr8psoiXA
>>717374198
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BTp2AlTdWu
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The Legend27 copypasta but every "Legend27" is replaced with the Navy Seal copypasta translated into Estonian translated into traditional Chinese translated into Vietnamese translated into English again finally being translated into the NATO Phonetic Alphabet
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>>717376855
no.
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>>717374232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0txfkubNVFU
>>717374233
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YolRH1xNwS
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i represent stefan 2.0 in all my loli glory
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>>717376855
Kek
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>>717376958
>that laugh
Femanon confirmed, post bewbs.
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One ring to rule them all,one ringto findthem,One ringto bringthem alland in the darkness bind them.
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>>717374251
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0unKFqTpnQd
>>717374325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nui4819kyh
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Let our last stand burn a memory so bright, we shall be remembered forever!
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>>717377094
No, you'll scare it off!
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You where expecting a cute loli

BUT IT WAS ME, DIO
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>>717372638
First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
then you win. - Luigi Mario
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In the end all will serve the one...true...loli-king!
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>>717376958
>mfw Nathan will never get the loli
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From Bihac
to Petrovac village
to Petrovac village
All Serbian land attacked
All land attacked
Karadzic Lead your Serbs!
Lead your Serbs!
Let it be seen
They are fearless!
They are fearless!
Hey Baliyas(Muslims), (&) Crotian Ustashe!
Croatian Ustashe!
Dont touch our homes!
...our homes!
Karadzic Lead your Serbs!
Lead your Serbs!
Let it be seen
They are fearless!
They are fearless!
From Krajina wolves are coming
Wolves are coming!
Beware Ustashe and Turks!
Ustashe (croatian nazis) and Turks
Karadzic lead your Serbs!
Lead your Serbs!
Let it be seen
They are fearless
They are fearless
For defence of their Serbian people
their Serbian people
We fight!
Beloved is freedom
Beloved is freedom!
Karadzic lead your Serbs!
Lead your Serbs!
Let it be seen
They are fearless
They are fearless
Let it be seen
They are fearless
They are fearless!
sing this
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Mr, can I have a lollypop?
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>>717372638
Roses are red violets are blue,
now stick your dick in me so I feel it too
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>>717377659
i think you mean lollipop
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op left?
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>>717374326
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rtH6b4e5A5
>>717374333
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Egzi8QsPHz
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>>717377741
think op is just backed up on orders lol
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>>717377741
OP has to work on her delivery.
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>>717374343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lyxoTmp9v5
>>717374365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bVr6CbVt3t
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>>717372638
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>717377756
If you're doing music lyrics, please try to sing them.
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>>717374409
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nzui8v5x8a
>>717374421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oBGNRUOsDO
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>>717372638
I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs
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>>717378014
She's doing a thousand of these a minute, the last thing she needs is to worry about her singing voice
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>>717374467
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wwf8GKdRuE
>>717374579
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cJDr1XBpF4
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>>717378128
FINALLY A VOICE OF REASON DEAR GOD
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>717374630
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gAFM0YS2sj
>>717374637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g6aK7dhdBm
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>>717372638

Wenn es dem internationalen Finanzjudentum in und außerhalb Europas gelingen sollte, die Völker noch einmal in einen Weltkrieg zu stürzen, dann wird das Ergebnis nicht der Sieg des Judentums sein, sondern die Vernichtung der jüdischen Rasse in Europa!

(ß sounds like "ss" in german)
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looks like mike Patton found /b/
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>>717374641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GhQ2c1iwZG
>>717374849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QrFRYIyrEf
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>>717378149
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wwf8GKdRuE
man that is passive aggressive
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Hey OP, how does it feel to know several fat, sweaty neckbeards are jerking their 4" erect penises off to your voice right now?
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Sing this song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IvR_EU28peQ
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Was that an attempt at shitposting? Really? Did you even try? It didn't even seem like you attempted it. Did you have a brain aneurysm at your keyboard and started smashing your keyboard when posting this? The mere thought of you ever posting anything ever again makes me want to cut hundreds of times all over my body and swim in a pool of alchohol. I hope you never again even look at a keyboard that will allow you to "shitpost" if THIS is what you would call a shitpost. Having you go anywhere near anything electrical ever again is a hazard to everyone around you. I hope to fucking god that your Dad realises how much of a pathetic mutt you are and pulls you out back to put a shotgun blast through your ugly disgusting thick skull, you fucking cock. Fuck you.
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Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~
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>>717372638
"Dont just stare at it, eat it."
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>>717374897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OFHTp6TdQf
>>717375008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r4lkn7P9bA
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>>717378416
then stop jerking it you faggot
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"Nyahhhh ya like that? *Cute giggle* cum for meeeee"
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"This is the only attention I've gotten all month!"
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>>717372638
>>717372638
>>717372638
>>717372638

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>717372638
(Lyrics)
"What you don’t know" the legend goes "can't hurt you"
If you only want to live and die in fear
They tell us to believe just half of what we see
And absolutely nothing that we hear

Resist the twisted truth no matter what the cost
Supplant the rights with wrongs inside our heads
Outlawing all the questions to the answers
That no one likes when someone ends up dead

Dystopia

"What you don’t know" the legend goes "can't hurt you"
If you only want to live and die in a cage
There's panic and there's chaos rampant in the streets
Where useless thoughts of peace are met with rage

Demoralized and overmastered people think
The quickest way to end a war is lose
Dictatorship ends starting with tyrannicide
You must destroy the cancer at its root
Dystopia
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>>717375008
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lPJGyvVnhv
>>717375108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OtTwLPnckB
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>>717378588
already did this one kiddo.
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>>717378647
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
>>717378498
you stumped him! also op say GIT GUD YU FUKIN" SCRUB. godspeed~ some pompous dark souls faggot
>>
That's such a small cock, baka!
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>>717375146
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F87xabhSZs
>>717375154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EiqehkY2gy
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>>717378604
ok how about in stead just say when you hoot but she still blowing ya flute
>>
Momma Merkel invited me so I can ficki ficki with white German girls.
>>
Moan really loudly with intermittent 'daddy' cries. Let me hear the unfulfilled father complex within you.
>>
>>717379004
dont bother asking her, she will read it not do the actions. lol whatta cunt.
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>>717378732
Hide it all you want but eventually you just can't resist being a little slut OP.
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>>717379124
Implying this is a she
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>>717379178
Not like id care. shes hot regardless
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>>717379124
>>717379178
Also implying they said they'd do actions. Reread the OP
>I will vocaroo the text of any replies~
We know what we're getting, unless you're too retarded to read.
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>>717379247
There you go implying again
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>>717379308
Well why be a girl on /b/ and not do anything slutty? thats fucked up.
>>
DELAWARE SUMAAAAAAAASHUUUUUU
>>
тарабарщина
>>
please keep going loli girl youre so close to my reply~
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>>717372638


"we must consummate our love to propagate the white race, and make a better future for our children"
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>>717379505
Can't find a flaw in that logic. Good point anon
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THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE KRABBY PATTIES HAVE NEVER TASTED ONE.
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>>717379505
Quit being a bitch and appreciate what you're given.
>>
We see clearly that this war could only end with the extermination of the Germanic peoples, or that Jewry must disappear from Europe. I already said it on September 1, 1939 in the German Reichstag...that this war will not end the way the Jews have foreseen it, namely that the European Aryan peoples will be exterminated; rather the result of this war will be the annihilation of Jewry. For once all the others will not bleed to death alone; for once the ancient Jewish law will come into play: an eye for an eye; a tooth for a tooth.
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>>717379651
Quit being a white knight faggot.
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>>717378732
oh shit you did it thank you OP!
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"Ahhh, ahhh, oh my god, ahh, ahh, I'm cumming, I'm cumming all over your cock, daddy! Kyaaaaaa~!"
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>>717375195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19GfilWZhmx
>>717375223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aerZd8GwUA
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>>717378732
kill yourself cake
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>>717373866
TOP FUCKING KEK
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>>717379820
If you want to thank her properly pledge on her patreon
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>>717379838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tqE3mv2HDG
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>>717379915
Oh shit...
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Pascal is a really kewl dude and Alex is a stupid Nigger

Please do it
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>>717372638
>>717372638
Oh please fuck me harder daddy
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>>717375235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s193g0at49c0
>>717375366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OtYtLCSN5X
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>>717379994
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>>717379994
I like your accent
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>>717379994
im rock hard babe
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>>717375388
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0spPnbdkUcr
>>717375391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zCCBg5zmyR
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>>717379994
Thanks, I came
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"I love you Connor, come play GTA with me"
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>>717379915
Kek she couldn't say some of the words.
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>>717379762
> you're not expecting op to kneel and beg for our entertainment with her tits out
> you're a white knight
Op is literally doing all of this shit to entertain anons. Just... calm the fuck down
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>>717380222
TRIP CHECK
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>>717375410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ljpKEcTLsx
>>717375443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dtmt5piTa0
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>>717380259
you are right
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>>717379994
HE'S HERE!!!!!!
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>>717372638

OP, do something like this, please.

"DO IT, just DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Just… do it! Some people dream of success, while you’re gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you’re not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? … DO IT! Just… DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If you’re tired of starting over, stop. giving. up."
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>>717375485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s070Olvsf5ZG
>>717375490
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vlDrSuwTCQ
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>>717380259
Kek fucking white knight cancer.
GTFO my /b/
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>>717375540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g4nYEoPCoK
>>717375574
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EIB2vhBIFZ
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Yeah, okay
You need to get done, done, done, done at work, come over
We just need to slow the motion
Don't give that away to no one
Long distance, I need you
When I see potential I just gotta see it through
If you had a twin, I would still choose you
I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon
But I know you need to get done, done, done, done
If you come over
Sorry if I'm way less friendly
I got niggas tryna end me, oh
I spilled all my emotions tonight, I’m sorry
Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
How many more shots until you're rollin'?
We just need a face to face
You could pick the time and the place
You spent some time away
Now you need to forward and give me all the...
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>>717373184
>>
bantam is a fucking niggerfaggot
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>>717375706
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1B9NEplrRAB
>>717375707
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxsKOo4QMv
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Fuck me harder!, Ohh yea thats the spot, oh kyle, oh kyle
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"Ah, summa lumma dooma looma you assuming I'm a human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you, devastating more than ever demonstrating how to give a motherfucking audience a feeling like it's levitating, hesitating, and I know the haters are forever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off they be celebrating cos I know the way to get em motivated, I make elevating music, you make elevator music"
if you aint a pussy you'll do it supersonic
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kyle is a faggot
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"Hi, how are ya?"
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>>717380787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kMBKVlrsVL
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>>717372638
pls say "zazzy's a cuck"
>>
>>717372638
Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shallt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Make it happen OP!
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>>717380943
your vocaroos are my entertaining then the fuckin loli in this thread lmao
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>>717372638
just say "Colbeee" please. Or "Erriiiiccc"
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>>717380943
I like this anon. This is a nice anon.
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>>717375826
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WZDVAYShRl
>>717375844
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q2SbeTBvhD
>>
patreon.com/EnkiduVa
Give this dumb cunt some money so she can eat
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>>717381201
hang yourself
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>>717375862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NgtbLE1ILy
>>717376041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16Enu4orEOR
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>>717379994
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tqE3mv2HDG
that spooked me.
>>
AANUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!!!!!!
>>
>>717381234
>this is all a ruse to get us to give her money
fuck
>>
>>717375826
I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs
>>
Please, Eamon (pronounced Amen), stick it in my butt... oh! Ah! It's too big! I can feel it all the way up my butt! This feels so much better than in my vagina! Oh fuck! I'm cumming! Ahhhhhhh!
>>
>>717380787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14lqNC72AbA
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>>717376150
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jHXB0CxUWS
>>717376181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XI9niHkCKX
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>>717381406
Was that supposed to be loud or something?
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"JAMES CAN SUCK MY 10 INCH FUTA DICK"
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>>717376268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m5M7Tbo8a4
>>717376340
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mVAkUsN5ac
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>>717380703
SING THIS DUMB BITCH
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>>717381345
Not quite but if she starves then she won't be able to make these threads :^(
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NO WOOD, BENZO MAN!
>>
you are just a sad useless and stupid excuse for a living creature, you can't even fuck me right can you?...little bitch
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>>717381201
>>717375844
>>
I have crippling depression.
>>
>>717378421
hurry up and do this one so i can upload it to my youtube channel and get reddit upboats
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>>717376345
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EDaRW3j4HA
>>717376362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04q3OPDL2PK
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Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo
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>>717376369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VyiKllE5Kf
>>717376375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X8YvuBqu2z
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You eyeballing me?
>>
>>717372638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S6Ys6NEhVe
mmm, baby, imma shove mah benis balls deep in your vagoo 'til you squirt like a super soaker 9000 beggin' for a face full o' my super semens.
>>
Say:
What up niggas it's guy fire here with a new fisting sextape!
>>
>>717376462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uisFFiDfJe
>>717376472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kc8gFqF8Tp
>>
P-phaydren! These blastpoints are too accurate for sandpeople! Obi-wan Kenobe!
>>
>>717379994
My sides have reach orbit
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Oni-wake up so I can drink milk from the tap
>>
>>717380862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xb3ro89wAS
>>
>>717382079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vQOMY2AXw0
>>
>>717373184
United States Marine Corp(ES)? Stupid bitch. It's pronounced CORE.
>>
Shining justice mebaete
Brand new bed town kousa suru ibuki
Misaki kara shiokaze TONNERU nuke tettou e hikareai komichi ni mayoikomu

Kokoro ni tokekomu kage terasu ougon no "Sprits" sore wa mamorinuku hikari

Let the voice of love take you higher
Atsumaru chikara de toki sae koete
1999 Bizarre Summer
Meguru yuuki de ikiru machi Great days

Song of praises hibikase
Brand new up town surechigau keshiki
Kumo no kirema ni sasu hikari ga hora furisosogi inishie no komichi e sasoikomu

Kirameki michibiku machi tagiru ougon no "Sprits" sore wa hateshinai kizuna

Let the joy of love give you an answer
Wakare no toki sae kudakenu ishi de
1999 Bizarre Summer
Jibun norikoe tsukamitore mirai

Let the voice of love take you higher
Atsumaru chikara de toki sae koete

Let the joy of love give you an answer
Wakare no toki sae kudakenu ishi de
1999 Bizarre Summer
Kawasu yuuki ga umu sanka Great days
>>
Autism doesn't exist. What you call an autist is a crystal child.

The Crystal children began to appear on the planet from about 1990-2010, although a few scouts came earlier. Their main purpose is to take us to the next level in our evolution and reveal to us our inner and higher power. They function as a group consciousness rather than as individuals, and they live by the “Law of One” or global oneness. They are also advocates for love and peace on this planet.

They are mostly born into the Gold Ray of Incarnation and Evolution, which means they have access to gifts of clairvoyance and healing. They are born on the sixth dimension of consciousness, with the potential to open up rapidly to the ninth dimensional level of full Christ consciousness, and then from there to the thirteenth dimension, which represents universal consciousness.

Crystal children’s auras aren’t specifically opalescent, but are octarine, which is a color that isn’t in the normal visual range of human eyes, but is the manifest color of high magic, and on another color octave entirely. They have beautiful pastel hues to them. To the untrained eye, it appears to be without color at all, therefore Crystal, but the extremely high frequency of the energy field is what gives it away.

The first thing you will recognize about Crystal children is their forgiving nature. They are very sensitive, warm, and caring. Don’t mistake these characteristics as a sign of weakness as Crystal children are also very powerful.
>>
>>717381916
i love you
>>
Goodmorning Dylan ! I hope you have a wonderful day today! I love you so much and cant wait to see you soon
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>>717382268
>>
where's your youtube again I remember this
>>
... Nyanners? Is that you?
>>
>>717382366
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nwp4nOnzfR
Thanks Paul!
>>
Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians - I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.
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>>717381916
I would kill to have a voice that sexy.
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>>717382452
sounds like her but its clearly not
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"nixxy is bae"
>>
>>
this isn't nyanners everyone, trust me.
>>
SomeBODY once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
>>
>>717382211
rude ;_;
>>
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>>717375844
>>717381201
>>
I'll have the spaghetti and meatballs
>>
>>717382674
it's enkidu you dumb cuckold. nyanners is shit-tier scum
>trust me
>>
"I love sex. I love sex sooo much, I'm going to marry sex!"
>>
kiss me daddy <3
>>
>>717382569
I could tell because she sound unmotivated to say over sexual sentences.
>>
Triple six
Triple six
Rockin a upside crucifix
Luminous lunatic
Shreddin the bodies
Oh no I'm not new to this
Satanic bitches that fuck for the ritual, spiritual visuals, fuckboys habituals
Talking that shit, you don’t know bitch, don’t make me get physical
Walking round miserable, smoking that medical, shoot up a bag of dope
>>
ill just stoke the flames with content, for inspirations sake
>>
I love you matthew and then moan loudly
>>
"Nep Nepu"
>>
>>
>>717382462
>thinks op actually did mine.
>openinexcitement.jpg
>fuckingNavySealsPasta
Im fucking dead kiddo.
>>
im sorry
>>
you're an Asian nigger, you fucking faggot
>>
>>
is this the loli thread?
>>
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>>717383712
more dark skinned
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