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Secrets thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Secrets thread
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I can't stop posting the girl I fell for on /b/. It makes me feel like shit, but I can't fucking stop posting her.

I don't even see her in that much of a sexual light either... So why the fuck do I do it?
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I'm gay
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>>717362730
Let's see her
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>>717362565
im an abdl, and im walking around in a diaper and white tshirt as baby new years.
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>>717363106
I posted her earlier today in a faces thread.

This is the only one I'm posting of her.
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>>717363245
Man am I tired of seeing this girl posted in every thread
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Gang banged a woman that worked at the university I studied at about 6 years ago. For a long time I felt regret but now I want to do it again
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>>717363336
And I still don't know why I post her so much.
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The first naked girl I was alone with was like 8 years old, I was like 10. She told me that she would sometimes put sunscreen up her vagina and it would sting. I didn't think anything of all the weird shit we did together until I was 16.
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>>717363245
Looks familiar. Where from?
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>>717363539
I'll tell you if you are right.
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>>717362565
Used to spoon with my mom in her bed when my dad would leave for work. Spanked it many times to the pictures I found in their room of them having sex.
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>>717363539
>>717363640
Well, I mean tell me where she looks familiar from and I'll confirm it.

I just don't wanna post her area on here
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Fucked my ex gfs daughter (20yo) more than a few times. Daughter was into the idea of a 3way with her mom but I could never get it arranged. Both were great fucks but the daughter was better
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I just wish there was a way I can get a final answer from her. So many mixed signals though

So, this girl and I agreed to get together over break with her saying "We can always give it a shot!"

Nothing concrete was set, so I brought it up again a few weeks later and sent her "I meant to ask if you want to do something next week. I'm free for Monday if that works for you."

She ended up replying with "I'm actually on duty mondays :/" Seems to kinda sound genuinely disappointed?

But I ended up asking her something along the lines of asking when she may be free. No reply

I ended up wishing her a "Happy Birthday :)" and she responded with a "Thank You!!"

We then went back and forth for a day or so. Last thing she said to me was "We went to the Cheesecake factory and my sisters and I left today for West Virginia" I then sent another message, and no reply after that. But she is out of state currently, so.... it could just be that.

Before that lack of response last week, she would reply to almost everything I would ask her. On more than one occasion we went back and forth the whole day just talking about shit.

It's kinda stuff like this that makes me think that she is interested but very shy.

>She is shy, and kinda doesn't acknowledge me unless I say something, then we can talk for a good while without issue. This is even when it is just us standing next to each other before class.

>Does not initiate texts, but is willing to talk for hours with detailed replies once I get her going

>I have seen her looking at me from a distance, sometimes locking eyes. (Once she began to crack a smile)

>When I asked for her number, she took my phone and punched it in. (It was the actual number, obviously)

>When I asked her to grab lunch the first time, she said she was busy that weekend, so I offered up Monday, which she accepted.

>When I ask her to meet up, it seems like she wants to, but we never actually follow through with it. (She's even agreed to in advance)
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>>717364041
Hmmm. Was the gf/mom into it as well?
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I'm a pedophile
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>>717362565
i like young girls
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>>717362565
i am unemployed
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>>717362565
i like smelly vaginas
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>>717362565
I'm a pedo
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>>717364192
We know.
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>>717362994
>just wanna be the mom.
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>>717362565
this thread sucks
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>>717364149
Not really. I tried to bring it up once and get my ex talking about what a slut her daughter was. One night she was giving me a hand job while telling me how dirty she knew her daughter was. But after that she never really went with it again. But weird really but I enjoyed it kek
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>>717363214
awww cute! wanna show off for us, cutie pie?
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>>717364192
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>>717364342
for real dog?
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>>717362565
i like long haired men
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>>717364065
you expect me to read all that shit?
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>>717362565
i like hindu chicks
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>>717362565
/b/ is boring these days
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>>717364522
pretty much
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>>717364529
I don't care honestly.

Just venting
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>>717364476
She need to learn to swollow
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I just spent the first day of the year with my entire extended family tripping balls on lsd. It was challenging.
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>>717362565
some days all i eat is a box of Ferrero Rochers
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I saw in a few dreams how I am going to die and who I was going to marry, I thought they were all just in my head until I saw the girl who I saw in my dream that is supposed to be my wife.
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>>717364615
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>>717364249
>>717364281
>>717364339
>>717364342
you are a samefag
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>>717362565
i haven't left my room for 5 years
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>>717362565
i can't sleep at night
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>>717364678
Nice
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>>717364787
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>>717362565
i have tits
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>>717362565
i like it up the arse
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>>717362565
i like black cock
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>>717364842
>>717364476
>>717364678
Any proper Cheese Pizza????
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>>717362565
i have 0 friends
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>>717362565
i hate 4ch
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>>717362565

I secretly believe that the gov't compiles every bit of personal information about people based on their ISP subscription, social media, 4chan cookies, etc.

Like this thread could come and bite me in the ass later.
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>>717362565
i am axesual
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>>717362565
i am attracted to little girls
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>>717362565
my favourite restaurant is Nando's
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>>717364065

dudddde, you're a very weak maybe. You're either too beta or just no attractive enough. If she was into you she would make it happen. Move on.
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>>717362565
i am from Ireland
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>>717362565
I'm allergic to bullshit.
If I even see Trump out of the corner of my eye, I develop a rash.
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>>717364968
I don't do CP Sorry
>just eyefuck fake drawings
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>>717362730
>always check snapchat story of girl I fell for
>she's a state over and it's been a year and a half since she turned me down

Oh and I find necks stimulating, but not sexy. I see a nice one and I want to squeeze the life out of the girl.
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>>717365017
We share the same fear....
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>>717365190

> just drawings

Rest assured, no one thinks any different of you than if they were real photos. You just aren't in prison yet.
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>>717365034

> found the 100th virgin in the thread
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>>717365277
seriously, why should the government even care about everyone of us?
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>>717362565
I'm permanently disqualified from military service/enlistment, because I washed out of the military twice before I even turned 20. I'm currently 27.
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>>717365361
Oh get get that everyone sees CP and loli as the same thing

> But I'm not tuching kiddies or watching CP
> No prisonsex for me
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>>717365168
Eh.... She legitimately has very few friends anyway. She's the type that treats her professors like long time friends.

I seriously only have seen her talk to two other people regularly.


She seriously just seems like the ultra anxious type. Given that in person we rarely say anything to each other, and when we do, nervousness can be heard in both of our voices.
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>>717365568
I've watched cp and enjoyed it, got chap at the door.... still no prison time for me
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I fantasise about being a child (im an 18f) and fingered and what not by adult males
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>>717365772
> no prison for me
(Yet)

What made you want to watch CP and how gore was it?
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bump
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>>717365927
I wanted to watch it because I am aroused by naked children &I wanted to see a child getting fucked. I'll not do prison as I don't dl anymore, they can't retry me for previous crimes
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or the past month or so i've been fantasizing sexually about my female housemate. i have this one particular photo of her saved on my computer where she looks so fucking hot and i fap to it constantly. i'm not really attracted to her irl and we don't get along that well right now but for some reason as a fantasy it just makes it so much hotter.
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>>717366231
Was is not awful?
Like idk wasnt the child crying and shit, that doesnt sound hot
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>>717365215
I was never explicitly turned down by mine.

Still in limbo, heavily leaning no.
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>>717365434

On the somewhat sinister side, your online experience can be manipulated to direct your view points and opinions to fake news, social media, etc.

On the really scary side, you could be blackmailed or you or your family could "mysteriously" have trouble traveling, getting a loan, a job, banking troubles, etc. This happened in Iran not too long ago. You can very easily be financially and socially castrated if the gov't has the motivation to do so.

Even in countries like the US and the UK these days there is evidence of things like this happening, the US gov't has already been found abusing the no-fly list to limit the movement of bloggers and journalists critical of the status quo.
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>>717366494
Wonder if they care I look at loli and pay my taxes
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>>717366401
I've seen ones where the kid was crying but meh it adds to the excitement.

Seeing an adult cock slide in and out of a very small hole just really does it for me.

I would love to try it but won't and it could lead to prison time & as I said b4, I'm not doing prison time
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>>717366401

Haha, what do you think these sick fufcks want to see? It's about power and control, not about getting their rocks off.
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>>717366231
So does this even do anything for you?
> or has CP PErmaFucked you
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>>717366651

You can bet there is evidence in a database somewhere of the images you post and the comments you make about them. Whether or not it will every be used against you is up in the air.
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>>717365678
And it's not like she could have that high standards seeing as she's the only thin one, and the whitest looking in her family
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>>717366814
Lolli does sweet fuck all for me, I am jaded from I have seen,but I still have a soft heart for kids.... oh and a hard cock too lol
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Meh Ive got connects in the FBI and higher establishments and I keep my head down cause no trouble so ehh.
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I have two felony adjudications on my juvenile record. Both were committed within a month of one another. I spent three weeks in non-secure detention, was given 100 hours of community service, and placed on probation for a year.

My parents were devastated. While I won't blame anyone for what I did, I am positive that severe bullying led me to dissociate from my emotions. I came about as close as a person can be to sociopathy without actually being a sociopath. Fucking stupid, honestly - I went from being a straight-A student to having to repeat several classes. Graduated with a sub-3.0 GPA, even though my ACT scores were good enough to have gotten me a full-ride scholarship to one of the best public schools in the country if my GPA had been better.

That was all about a decade. Completely turned my life around since. Although I do have my ups and downs with school, I've spent seven years volunteering. Right now is the first time since I was 17 that I haven't had a job.

Done lots of good stuff.
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>>717367233
if this doesn't end in something remotely interesting or relevant
>whypost?
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When my clothes are off, I'm naked.
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When I was younger, my best friend and I kind of talked ourselves into sucking each others dicks. I was pretty nervous and told him to make sure and warn me before he came because I didn't want him to cum in my mouth, but when the time came, I was really turned on and I changed my mind. I don't really know why. He warned me when he was getting ready to cum but I just kept going. He told me a second time that if I didn't want him to cum in my mouth that I needed to stop now. But by that point, I wanted to know what it was like so I kept going. He put his hands on my head and sort of gently grabbed two handfuls of my hair. I felt his hips begin to move in rythm with me so that instead of me just blowing him, it was kind of like I was sucking him off while he fucked my mouth at the same time. He started saying 'fuck, fuck, fuck' and his breathing became really heavy. His cock, which was already rock hard, suddenly seemed to expand a little and become as hard as steel. His hips bucked and I'm thinking, "holy shit, I'm really gonna do this." I felt his cock began to spasm and I felt a light spray of something in my mouth which I guess was precum but I didn't know that at the time since we were both total virgins. I was just beginning to wonder if that was it when his cock spasmed a second time and he fucking exploded in my mouth. It actually kind of shocked me at how forcefully his cock sprayed that first load of semen into my mouth. I swallowed his first load and I didn't gross me out like I thought it would. It didn't really taste good or bad to me. He bucked and thrust into my mouth a second time and shot off another really big load which I also swallowed. He thrust and shot a third load and I managed to handle that as well. After three really powerful ejaculations, his cock was just sort of throbbing as he began to taper off. He was shooting smaller loads and less forcefully each time. Finally, he finished and that was that. My only gay experience.
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I'm Asian with a black girlfriend and I'm scared my parents will disown me for dating a black...
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>>717368018
I just keked
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I fell in love with a russian illegal immigrant even though I voted for Trump
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I'm a high school teacher. I'm fucking an 18 year old senior. She's going to graduate in June. It's the best sex I've ever had because it's so wrong. Her body is so young and tight. She runs track and is also on the volleyball team. I'm becoming addicted to her. She's going to college next fall and I think I wanna keep in touch with her. Pics related.
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>>717365815

tits or gtfo
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>>717368176
You think I'm joking but I'm not...
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i chose swimming to get fit mainly for the opportunities to look at girlbutt
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>>717368383
how do you make something like this happen
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>>717368383
Funny in another thread you claim his is hour wife's younger sister who sexts you.
>kys
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>>717368419
I don't think it's a joke it's just funny because I'm white and ive dated Asians
And have been in the same position
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>>717368481
Gave her my # for help with homework. So we'd chat and it would get flirty. Then she asked for pics of me. Then she'd send pics. We started meeting up in person. That got touchy feely. Then we made out and fucked one night and from there it was steady.
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I lust for Jessica. I once jerked off to the smell she left in my hoodie.
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>>717368691
How did you introduce to your parents to her? My parents are really traditional with a racist mindset... I'm legit scared about them finding out because I know they will whoop my ass.
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>>717364065

give it a rest faggot.

you've become a meme and we're not laughing WITH you.
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>>717364526

gril or faggot?
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>>717364644

you're doing it wrong
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I need to write this somewhere.

I have a gf with whom we're nearing 3 years, talking about getting married. She's clinically depressed, near-obese overweight and just a complete ball of negativity. But sometimes she's the sweetest person around and she loves me a lot. I love her deeply too.

This year I was out of my country and there I had some super assertive character shift due to my frustrations. Got manipulative and charming. Met a qt, super positive, very alike in character and interests, and I told her I wished she would be my gf.

Later I returned back and cut ties with her, regretting what I've done. The assertive phase is over and I'm back to normal, sort of. I got her completely out of my mind, and then all of a sudden, due to some political unstability in my country, I receive a text message from this girl asking me if I'm hurt.

I sent back a basic reply and didn't keep the chat going on, but that girl was probably trying to start chatting with me and this was her excuse. I try not to make the weight of my gf and her negativity an issue, as I hope she'll come around, but more and more it looks like she'll be set for life like this. I feel upset, yet I can't tell her that because she's dealing with some other family shit.

What do I do /b/?
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>>717362565
No one knows this but I love cross dressing. I also keep chickening out of meeting up with guys, but I love the idea of sucking a cock and being treated like a slut. I often go on grindr and talk to guys to see how many would want to use me
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I have become obsessed with women's feet.
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>>717364672

has she taken out the restraining order already or have you not made contact yet?
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>>717369141
I honestly don't care what one fucker says.
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>>717364885

tits
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i want to die
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>>717364907

gril or faggot?
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>>717362565
>>717369360
along with that, I love to toy my ass, I've even gone to college classes all day with a 1.75in diameter butt plug in
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the secret of the pineapple

https://youtu.be/Qqsima2dzVM
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>>717369360
Same. The weird thing is, I'm not gay at all. But still want to be treated like a slut and cross dress.
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>>717364065
fuck off with your reddit spacing this was HELL to read and i didnt even read it
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>>717368691
I'm white, and the girl I'm interested in is mostly white, but her siblings are more noticeably mixed.

And my parents are the One Drop types.
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>>717365815

c'mere, I'm an adult male
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>>717369582
It's easier for me to type when I format it like that. Sorry if you don't like it
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>>717365772
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>>717369535
same, I don't feel gay, but I love doing that stuff. It's weird, idk wtf is wrong with me.
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>>717362565
I fucked op's mom a long time ago and creampied her loose vagina.
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I can suck my own dick
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>>717369535
>>717369732
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>>717362565
I don't want to live
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>>717369732
>>717369874
I'd love to be someone like Bailey Jay
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>>717362565
A few people close to me know this, but its a secret from 99% of the people I know. I got a DUI sophomore year of college, still dealing with some repercussions.
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I never see a naked woman and a lot of people think I'm gay (I'm not). How do u people manage your first time with a girl?
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>>717368419
alright then it depends
how old are you
and how long are you dating

if your old enough then fuck your partens if they think dating black people is disgusting ( it actually is but your asian so it doesnt matter here because you both are worthless animals)

if your like 18 to 20ish and the relationship only goes on for like a couple of months
fuck the guy
he is propably only in for your pussy and will leave your sorry ass any second where he can get some tasty white ass
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>>717369874
I feel if I were Bailey Jay I'd be very happy in life
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>>717366709
>I'm not doing prison time

you will an hero after getting v&?
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>>717370095
I've seen naked women before (full nude strip clubs). But I've never even kissed a girl before and wouldn't know how to, I'm 20. My mom and my sister think I'm gay... sucks being an ugly manlet with a weird personality
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I almost bleed out saturday and felt no fear. I didn't care what would happen.
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>>717367702
That's fucking hot. How old were you at the time? Did he end up sucking you off as well?
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>>717369458
then what about a second one
give it up
its just one fucking pussy you havent even touched

there thousend girls like here on this planet

shy girls (espacially these tempting ones)
are waaaaaaaay too much work for what they are worth for
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>>717368923
Cool, now you just need to spend the rest of your life not knowing if she's going to rat you out or not.
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>>717370511
Eh, maybe she is not that worth it.
But so many people who know how us and our situation seem to think that it's still worth it.

It seems like everytime we talk she gets a bit more comfortable with me. Kinda starts asking questions, giving detailed answers and getting a bit jokey
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>>717367492

pics or it didn't happen
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I fapped 7-8 times on the bus in last 3 months
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>>717368018

LOL you almost had me

>asian boys don't get black pussy
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>>717368383

I know her. she goes to my school.

>I'm telling
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>>717369308
leave your gf
BELIEVE ME
went to the same shit
that bitch got me almost clinically depressed too

you know, sometimes they really dont wanna change, becuase thats how people care about them
thats how they (somehow) build up their self esteem

This bitch was my fiancee back in the times
and i did everything in my power to make life worth living for her
but see never changed, because she didnt want to and i really do believe mainly because it was easier for here to leave things just like how they are

I REALLY suggest you to leave here an start something new

I mean see it like this if she really loves you ( and I mean REAL love, like that shit were someone would give up his live for you)
she would do everything in her power to make you happy
and with that what i just read it doenst seem like it
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>>717369458

everyone feels this way faggot.

newsflash: contrary to popular belief, 4chan is NOT a support group for 14 year old kissless permavirgin faggots. go away
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>>717371298
Every day we have the discussion where she tells me she's not worth it and I should find someone else. I just feel so bad for her. She's a really kind person.

Thanks bro.
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>>717370814

shut the fuck up faggot.

>don't worry, you won't be 14 forever
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Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap-leak-cf
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Could something like this been seen as a hint towards you wanting the guy to ask you to do something?

>There is a 1968 movie on the book, perhaps A good movie night movie (never saw it).

>Have you ever wandered around five points/riverside? When your at campus, you should check it out. A lot of coffee shoppes and bagel/smoothie places. Peanut butter smoothie = yum."

>I don't look like a Disney fan? Lol! It's because of my mature/pessimistic personality . . . Isn't it (lol). Love the Mickey Mouse! Do you like Disney? I'm going to Epcot, if that defends my maturity any (lol).

And she told him the day she's going in a different message
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>>717369427
No contact
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>>717370814
no they dont, they just know you in person and dont want to hurt your feelings

i on the other hand doesnt give to fucks if my word is going to make you happy or not
i just tell you the truth as it is

then try it like this, stop talking to here for a while
if she does so too then go on and forget her
again these type of girls are more work then they are worht it

(im together with my gf for 3 years now and she just became 'normal' a little while ago
just now she is a girl which is able to talk freely
a girl which now wants to be sexy for me and is open up about sex
a girl which can manage her busniss life without me

I do love her to ther core yes
but it was soooooo much fucking work

i know for a fakt that if i would have dated a girl who is extroverted instead of introverted
i would been alot happy this past 3 years)
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>>717364703
greentext how did you get this way? how do you survive?
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>>717371993
Just how close to the dream girl are we talking? How do you know her?
How do you die in the dreams?
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Oh a secrets thread. Okay.

I haven't been in love with my wife in over 5 years. Hows that sound.
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>>717370583
She won't. She's told me that this is mutual and she loves the sex. She's mature for her age too.
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>>717372124
Eh, they know both of us.
And honestly, I'm quite introverted myself, and for some reason I never could be attracted to outgoing types, or really even normal ones.


Ever girl I have been into has been atleast semi-introverted.
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>>717371179
No way u know her
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>>717370313
Same here, I'm 21 now. I was travelling for Europe and a lot of people ask me why I do nothing at clubs or meetings because I will never see that person in the future. But that's not the problem. It is I don't know how to do it and act strange
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>Been on the run for well over 3 years
>wanted for crimes against the state and cyberterrorism
>can never go to Israel
>parents never found out about my tech surp
>never knew about me selling out deep-buddies to the FBI
>admin on green road, silkroad2.0, and sell shit on nucleus market
>only ever been caught jerking off and privacy-fence tagging
>mfw I will die with an eventful childhood desu
>profit ????
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>>717370313
Same, kinda.

I'm 20, 5'11 and not that unattractive, though a bit chubby. And never been in a relationship. My parents think I'm gay.
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>>717364065
goddamn you beta faggot, just tell her to give you an answer and be done with it

why is dating so complicated for you virgins
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>>717371569
nooooo
she is not

everytime you tell her that you arent to leave
that you still do 'love' her
(which you cleary dont but i cant blame ya its her fault)

is for he own conscience
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>>717372509

I'm telling
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>>717372752

as long as you're getting accused of taking dicks up the ass, you should just start taking dicks up the ass
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>>717372818
then give me a school name

you litte fag
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>>717372774
Eh, I've just always been an awkward fuck. Even when I had attractive girls blatantly be into me.

Honestly, I even value her as a legitimate friend, so I don't really wanna risk loosing her as that.
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>>717372892

I'm giving a name faggot. I'm giving your name to the school board

>enjoy your anal rape in the prison shower
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>>717364065

you are a clueless faggot.

grils know how to say 'yes'. you gave her a hundred fucking opportunities to say 'yes'.

she didn't. this horseshit behavior of hers unambigulously means NO.

her answer is NO, faggot. this is how civilized people do it. she ignores chances to say yes. she is SCREAMING 'no' at you you autistic fagboy.

Accept it. Move on.

LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE
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>>717362565
One time when I was leaving a target, some woman ahead of me was going to her car with her groceries. From her cart fell like an 8 pack of those flavored waters, but she was too busy talking on the phone to ENJKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMKFWFKKKKSAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWOEFS;LF,,,KKKKKEKE 1laaaaertyyyyyy
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when out in public with the ex, i "have to go to the bathroom", create some cum, then put it on food we are eating and have her taste it, or just wipe it on her like a fake neck massage.
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>>717367702
Got so hard
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>>717373413
Except "We can always give it a shot!" is almost always seen as at minimum an On The Fence Yes.
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>>717373629

no faggot. everything she does SCREAMS 'no'. Even "give it a shot". Anything other than "yes" is "NO".

>everyone knows this but you, faggot. grow the fuck up
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I'm a closet sissy who's hooked up with a guy from craigslist before. sorry to anyone who's sick of me posting this. I get bored, okay?
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>>717373629

some people find it hard to say 'no'. they don't want to be 'mean'. so they pussyfoot around.

that is what she is doing. you need to learn to recognize that.
>>
I'm starting HRT in the middle of this month.
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I masturbate to everyones instagram from my school.
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>>717373853
Except the 20 people who saw the context of her answer.

You are in the minority for "We can always give it a shot!" being a NO.

I can show you each one who agree's that its some sort of positive response

>>717373938
Maybe she is, but it is easily the worst way of doing it. And the fact that she seem visibly enthusiastic about doing something kinda makes it seem more awkward than not interested.
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>>717373862
Is that you? If so moar plox
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>>717374068

EVERYONE knows this but you faggot.

If it was "yes" you would already be posting pix of her sucking your cock.

It is a huge NO, faggot. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Grow the fuck up.
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i dry my dick and asshole with hairdryer
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>>717374310
Of course some random fucker on /b/ is the supreme authority on this, and as such he over rules the majority who see it as being a yes of sorts
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>>717369360
>>717369515
are you me? i'm >>717373862

>>717374097
it is me, but i promise that's my best pic. it's all camera tricks
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I went to a gay bathhouse a few weeks ago to see what it was like and to visit a private room with my toy.

After spending a few hours there exploring the place watching porn, sauna, spa, showers.

Ended up not playing with my dildo but ended up topping some guy, now I want to go back.
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>>717374310
>>717374068

MAYBE MEANS NO

>pic related, everyone knows this but 14 year olds
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>>717362565
Next year I'll end college (medicine student here)
I'll have to take charge of my family in financial terms
It's scaring the shit out of me... I was planning to make residency and residents don't have good salaries, so I'll have to work thousands of hours to give a way of life to my family
My girlfriend also doesn't know shit about this, I couldn't tell her yet

I'ts kinda crushing me
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>>717370485
Actually, we flipped a coin for it. He had to do me first. I don't really know what his feelings were on it. I just kind of wanted to describe my experience when it was my turn.
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>>717374508
You look sexy. Greentext the Craigslist experience?
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>>717374612
Except what she said is not even a Maybe....

It is seen as a Yes by literally every one but you.
Men and Woman alike agree that it is an On The Fence Yes.
>>
>>717364429
How old is mom?
>>
>>717362565
I wish I was an oldfag so I could belong somewhere
>>
>>717364968
>onion ???
also, you're clearly underaged
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>>717374930

if it was yes she would have gone out with you. she would not have ignored you. you were supposed to get together on the break, according to you. here it is, break is damn near over, she rejected every chance to get together with you. it's done.

MAYBE MEANS NO FAGGOT

Ignoring means NO

NOT saying 'yes' means NO

grow up

also. learn to logic. "but it's all yes and maybe and she wants to" but she didn't. you lose, loser.
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>>717365168
Check out mr relationship expert here.
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>>717374713
awwh thanks. I guess i can give the greentext a go, but it's really not too exciting. and it will take a while because i'm shit at story telling. anyway, here goes
>be me
>crossdress regularly (probably 1-2x/week on average)
>usually do omegle chats, play with my toys
>start to get bored with just that
>browse craigslist, fantasize about meet-ups to get off
>finally get horny enough one night to post my own ad
>get decent number of replies, most go nowhere
>talk to one guy, seems pretty normal
>a bunch of stuff happens in between, but ong story short, we finally decide to hook up
>drive to his place
>meets me at door "come on in"
>shows me to master bedroom, has bathroom attached
>get dressed in bathroom: the dress from the pics, maybe the same panties, too (idr). sparkly pink lip gloss, butt plug
>i step out of the bathroom
>wow, etc.
>he asks "do you kiss?"
>"yeah"
>nervous as hell
. . .
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It's 12,017he and I still take creepshots of kiddos
>gg
>pic not related
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>>717375873
oh wow I gotta fap to that pic related now
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>>717375479
>MAYBE MEANS NO FAGGOT

Except like I said, you are the only fuck who seems to take that as a no.

Here's some of those opinions.
>She gave a positive response. How about bringing up some suggestions on what to do during that outing?
>Give it a shot means positive response. Don't read into it more than that.
>I wouldn’t interpret it as anything other than a ‘yes’.
>She wants to meet up so now suggest a date, a time and a place and see what she says.
>That's a yes. She may be also saying that she’s on the fence. So it's your job to let her know she’s made a smart move. Have an awesome date.
>Honestly based on the message, I feel like she has a slight interest for you. However you could change that lol.
>>
>>717374498
I know right? It's like the fag is taking it personal, like he knows from experience. The kind of people that act like him are the losers with the lowest self esteem.
>>
I unirnocally belive trump may be the second coming of christ. Back to save us
>>
>>717376122
I have fucking evidence indicating that Most people see is as a Yes, though possibly on the fence, but still a yes.

While he's just repeating the same thing of it being a maybe, and as such it is a No.
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>>717375789
>approaches me
>kisses me
>he/his breath smell kind of weird. minty, but something else i can't identify. kind of turned me off, honestly, but whatevs
>i kiss him back, my hands on his shoulders
>he feels me up, lifting my dress, squeezing my ass, etc

after this point, details and story order gets blurry. episodic memory is shit

>he rubs my tucked package
>"lie down on the bed"
>i lie on the edge of the bed, my legs hanging over
>he pulls my panties off
>"oh, you've got a plug in?"
>"yeah"
>pulls out plug
>starts rimming me, which i'm not really into. already lubed anyway
>sucks my cock a bit
>feels good, but again, not my thing
>"don't have too much fun down there"
>he fingers me
>finally he gets up
>here goes
. . .
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>>717376004
Too bad it's only an illustration tho
>4chan should defo remove their cp policy
>>
>>717376439
If it wasn't an illustration I'd probably jizz my pants just looking at it
>>
I work at a day care.
I should NOT be around children.
>>
>>717376518
>I'd probably jizz my pants just looking at it
my man
you're weak
>>
I fuking hate my relationship!
>>
>>717377078
i am, it's one of my weaker qualities
>>
My current girlfriend is by far the worst fuck I have had in my entire. Of the the 6 or 7 times I have had to fake an orgasm to get out of some weak ass sex, she has been responsible for at least 50℅ of them.

Just a heads up, I'm the kind of guy who can hang with a bitch and just want to fuck her but if she really can't do much but has a nice apartment, I'll either rush the finish or pretend I did just so I can go watch some TV or play PS4. I don't really like doing the former and wasting a good nut on a lame. So, I'll wait until I get home or when she goes to the bathroom to pee and then find some of my go-to porn and nut in the sheets.

Anyway, it's 2017 and I am beyond bored with our sex life. I know when what I'm doing isn't working but I absolutely know for a fact that she is just a lazy, awkward fuck (literally and figuratively) when it comes to sex. She'll talk through it, complain and just generally ruin the mood in the span of 15 minutes.

She knows I'm horribly dissatisfied with our sex life. So, she basically throws money at me. Like, in the hundreds of dollars a week. It's nice to have some money since I have debt but the complete boredom with the sex is getting to me.

My plan is basically to do everything conceivable to her sexually before we both figure out that this isn't working and then to, maybe, cheat. We're both in weird quasi codependent spots right now and I'm just being realistic that this isn't really the kind of relationship where there has been a lot of passion.

I can tell she's not instinctive in bed and I don't really see her reflexes improving. I'm wasting what's left of my prime on pussy that is younger, more aggressive and more talented in bed and it's a complete shame because I would decimate 90% of the girls I see everyday if I wasn't tied down by this fucking amateur.
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>>717376318
Evidence? I hope you mean real life experience because that's the only evidence that matters.
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>>717377188
I always end up hating every relationship I'm in. I'm convinced I'll never find the right person and I'm going to end up marrying someone who I will despise.
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>>717377300
Refer to >>717376064
Which you conveniently did not respond to
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>>717376429
wait, maybe he stuck his cock in my mouth first. like i said, order kind of fuzzy. here's that bit:
>basically straddles over me on the bed, sticks cock in my mouth
>i try to suck, but have awful gag reflex, which i warn him about
>he stops
>would have gone better if i had sucked him off from my knees instead of him trying to face-fuck me, but whatever
>insert ass play bit
>he gets up
>pushes his cock against my ass
>dick is softer than my toys, so insertion is a little trickier than i had imagined
>finally pops in
>ohmygodyes
>fucks me for a bit like this
>"get on your hands and knees"
>fucks me from behind for a bit
>"lie back again"
>folds my legs over my head and fucks me hard
>sometimes accidentally pulls out and misses
>ouch.
>pulls out
>tells me to lie on edge of bed again
>insertion
>starts rubbing me while thrusting gently
>"cum for me, baby" he says
>i cum all over my tummy
>pulls out
>jacks off over my bits
>"can i cum on your cock?"
>whateverfloatsyourgoat.jpg
>he cums over me
>gets me a towel
>what a gentleman
>even towels up places i missed
>"can i get dressed now?"
>"sure"
epilogue incoming
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my wife cheated on me
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>>717377240
Then dump her if you're so unsatisfied?
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>>717377609
tharts the problem im not
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I went through a family friends phone last night while they were passed out drunk and found a couple nudes, anyone want to see?
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>>717376064

the only people replying to you are 14 year old permavirgin faggots like you. it speaks for itself. she didn't go out with you. she EVADED you. The proof is in the pudding faggot.

get over it. grow up.

but more importantly, SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>717377415
>get re-dressed into my boy clothes in front of him
>gather my things
>we chat for a little bit about sports, etc. (he had a game on in the background)
>walks me to the door
>"we should do this again sometime" or something like that
>"i'd like that" even though i'm not actually sure
>i think he kissed me again, idr
>watches me get into car from doorway
>"Wait!" i said
>forgot my plug, still on his bed
>run in and get plug
>a bit more small talk during
>get in car
>go home
>realize ass is bleeding a little
>forgot too make him wear condom
>oops, hope i don't get the hiv
END

side note: still haven't been tested
>shrug
I still have his contact info. might meet up with him again, but honestly want to try someone new if i ever do again. Feel free to ask questions or whatever; i'm bored.
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>>717377240

>pretend I did just so I can go watch some TV

you are faggot
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>>717377513

what's her kik?
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>>717377954
Yea, so the girls who to told me such are just 14 year old guys?

Or the guys I know who have been with quite a few woman are also 14 year old virgins?


Sure... The only one here who looks like they are anything close to a 14 year old virgin is you.
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>>717377878

no you stupid faggot. why would anyone on /b/ want to see nudes? if you want to post, then post. don't be a pussyfaggotdramaqueen attention whore.

go the fuck away and die, faggot.
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>>717378189

proof is in the pudding faggot. i told you that going in that she wasn't going to get together with you to "give it a shot". she hasn't. she didn't. she could have. People find a way to DO the things they WANT to do. She doesnt' want to go on a date with you.

That has been PROVEN.

>proven

now shut the fuck up
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