>"It's worth the punt while it's on offer, as long as you like dinos and guns and stuff~"
>"The Scorched Earth DLC is shyte and constant death tho, so don't bother with that~"
>"What level are you and what dinos do you have~?"
>"Who are you~?"
I'd probably end up only playing it solo.
It was. I was scratching my head like a maniac in it and these small fleshy pods, like eggs or something, kept falling off.
Then you probably own't like it.
It's kinda' shit solo.
>"That's easily done, but you'll find it hard taming the end-game creatures solo simply due to how tricky they are to hit (Quetz) and how fast their torpor goes down (Gigas) "
>"Though you could always form a clan of random strangers on there, if it's palatable~"
I've only heard horror stories about the current online play.
i was going to ask who you're talking about but nevermind
just making sure, you know that's straight right?
Snarf only deals with real butts.
yea, that bigger hole is a vagina.
That blockwork wall.
Where are you fucking living under a house?
you'll see my butt when you fuk it owo
maybe they all wanted to see who was still around
>"I can't play Ark all day, I have to do something else to take the taste of Snail cement and squid oil out of my mouth~"
Yes I live underground, my parents said I make too much noise when I play with myself in my room.
Because the collection hungers for butts.
Do some shaving and I'd tap that butt pretty hard, or the other way around.
Its comfy as fuck. Sleep in that bed over there.
Jizz in this bed so I dont have to sleep in my jizz one over there
so you're a literal basement dweller that we all make fun of on /b/
That is mildly weird, sounds like a fun life.
is a cheap jew.
you're a fucking autist.
>"Statistically, people with autism are more likely to have obscure sexual fetishes, hence the disproportionate number of aughties within the furry community~"
>"Not that there's anything wrong with high functioning autism, so long as they're cute and don't jerk off in a celler~"
pretty okay, nothing interesting happened
Hmmm, idk. That furry image os one of the most autismo things I have ever seen. Like can the boss not hear the slurping or smell the jizz. Autism.
Also. Not a Jew
Oh, goyim. You make me laugh
>"I disagree, basements are for utility and curing dried meat, not jerking off in~"
>"A civil person only ever jerks off in the bedroom or bathroom~"
>"I'm a 27 year old mariner with about as much hair on my ass as my chest. Do you really want to see my butt~?"
Can someone send me a razor. Look at my penis hairs. So grosssss
that's mutual, at least nothing shitty happened, right?
The collection demands all butts.
Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap-leak-cf
I'm Australian you faggot, I already an prison
Hot AM on AM action
Nah, I have never ever posted my dick on 4chan before. Also look at the wall im >>717364774
>"WIll a photo of me from my more femenin days of 2010 satisfy your collective~?"
only the hottest AMs allowed
true, I suppose
But they made their prison a paradise! Better than most asian countries around it.
Fuck off out out this great country you disgusting gook
Phantom got old
Post hot AMs
Only the coast, and only in some places. And just about anything is better than the southern asian countries
Fuck off you soft-cocked galah cunt. Your face looks like a dropped pie
Cool. So much pumice stone on the beach here. Can I not just rub it really hard so the hairs like burn off? Also, why the coconut oil
You can join for a 3som. What country?
Traps are disgusting. Does this look the same???
>Fuck off you soft-cocked galah cunt. Your face looks like a dropped pie
You take that back you disgusting piece of human filth. Never make fun of Lizzy
I was kind of disappointed she didn't die on New Year's. It would have supported my suspicion that the universe has a perverse sense of humour and liked upsetting people.
Okay so, seeing as you are a skin professional. How do I get rid of freckels. And make my butt look good (skin-wise)
I was kind of disappointed you didn't die on New Year's. It would have supported my suspicion that the universe has a perverse sense of humour and liked upsetting no one.
I'm not shit-talking the queen mate. God bless her, it'll break my heart when she dies and they replace her on the back of the coins.
I'm shit-talking your fucking face you drongo
>the queen dying any time soon
ahaha you funny guy
B-but you haven't seen my face.
Whereabouts you in Aus?
>is a gook
>thinks you can get uglier
Cant wait until Muslims loving Harry takes the throne.
Hmm, what if its cancer. Would that mean it'd be harder to find if I do
Some people do that, but I have sensitive skin and rubbing pumice stone too hard is torture. Just make sure to clean the stone before you use it.
Coconut oil is for moisturizing. It's pretty awesome for that. Plus you can use it for lube. Bad Dragon + coconut oil = happy me.
USA, but I'll pass. Not too big on the whole meeting furries from 4chan irl thing.
You needed to alter that more.
I know the cold she has right now won't off her but at 90 she doesn't have long left regardless.
What if it was really deep and the cancer was still alive spaz
Too bad, buying you a plane ticket rn.
Okay that's good. I have used a lot of lubes (Johnson's Baby, Oatmeal Soap, face moisturiser, head and shoulders shampoo) and all of them have burnt my ass hole. Johnson's Baby one actually made me cry it hurt so much.
Its a private collection.
More recent is better.
>"The most recent photos I have are of my front, not my back"
Good. Hope a croc eats your gook ass
Make it public
They are lubricants. But like arent made to be lubricants. Like spit. I was just trying em out. And end up burning myself
>Good. Hope a croc eats your gook ass
Are you confusing Perth with Darwin? Darwins got all the reptiles and abos.
Perth just has too many Chinese people. No crocs here.
>"I'm well aware, and here in lies the issue~"