Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Your father sounds like fun, I can't wait to meet him.
I'll be on the lookout.
Yes... waaay too lewd!
You know the mark a glass full of water leaves at the table? He once screamed at my mother because she didn't put the glass of water on the exact spot where that mark was left
yeah i need to grind out the baby version of my favorite tank
No need to apologize, I was talking about evangelion.
>I watch my family play
Do you creep up on them, watching from the shadows?
I stayed home. I don't go out for social events
I went to the theater today and the parking lot was packed and I started panicking before even getting in the building
...I hope you're trolling.
I'm sorry I laughed.
That's pretty funny.
Would he yell at me too?
I think Koume likes you~
That is perfect and cute!
He would probably yell at you, yes
I once loaded the dishwasher and forgot one bottle. He got angry at me, telling me if I can't do it properly I should just leave it.
Most of the time I creep up, yes, I don't want to disturb them. You know how gamers are.
I should sleep but I do not want to =-=
It looks like she got stabbed in the arm -_-
Oh I have a family member like that, I just laugh at him. I'll try to be as perfect as possible for your sake.
Well then stay awake I guess
Well, I can't laugh at him since he also used to hit me for shit like that. I'm more scared than anything of him.
That sucks, but fortunately it's dark in the theater.
Is it Tomoko level social anxiety?
Chances are you interrupted them masturbating countless times.
Don't bully the hibi, you meanie!
Don't worry, Magnus, no one saw.
I read that as "My father has a boner"
The hair looks surreal.
The Rory is always cute
There were 3 other people there when I sat down. I kind of spaghetti'd and half sat into 6 places before sitting down though
I don't know how bad Tomoko is
He might have
Assassin's Creed :o
I'm curious. How has living with him affect you emotionally and mentally?
What made Rory better than the other characters?
"heavy nasal breathing"
I don't know really. I would need to psychoanalyse myself, but everyone knows doing that is stupid.
I just got to the part where I usually just stay in my room so I don't have to get out and deal with him and his bullshit.
Personal beliefs. Objectively, either Lelei or Kurokawa are the better waifus. Sonozaki is a close third. But Rory had the better reasons for what she does, and we think alike.
Lukomoko Here :]
How is everyone?
Thinking of having a massage to balance out my TS/GG ratio - But I've had an STD scare in the past and don't want to go through that again.
And I don't mind spending the money as I once spent $200+ on a meal a girl walked out of....
Anyone want to talk me into/out of it? ATM I'm more out than in, but tempted.
Now I'm starting to feel sorry for my nieces.
They have the same type of dad.
Should I let them live with me if they want to get away from him?
Ah, I see, my bad.
You think like a sick person?
What do you mean what expression?
Do you want them to live at your place? If yes, yes.
If no, no.
You live your life, not that of others. No need to sacrifice yourself.
Who..... who are you?
I didn't meet anyone, I went from the door to the theater, theater to bathroom, and bathroom to car :o
This annoying person kept hacking like they were going to spit behind me. It was disgusting :o
I'd never bully you, you're my favorite beaner!
Well, I guess it's okay if you just sit in a less desirable part of the theater. But didn't your family look at you funny when you spaghettied through the whole place?
You may wanna watch it. Just 11 episodes.
Chances are they have fast escape plans ready because they are used to creeping, but be sure that 25% of the times you lurk around behind them, they are still hard as Kruppstahl, throbbing and begging you may leave so they can bust a nut.
What's the matter, AUTISM4S4E?
No, Rory loves life. You cant have a good death unless you live a good life. Taking life needlessly, for selfish reasons, means your life is worthless. If it werent for Itami being hesitant to take lives, and willing to throw his life away to protect others, Rory would have left him.
How do you write, it's hard to explain. Like someone who is going through a lot, hiding a lot of pain, but you won't let that get you down, you're strong even if you don't realize it now.
I don't mind taking care of these brats. Is your father the cause of your, um, depression?
I think she had to poop o:
I think he played a part in it. Depression is never just one problem.
I sat down in the center. There's better sound there because when they test it, they sit in the middle so it's aimed there.
They weren't there yet
>Just 11 episodes
But I started watching Blood+ and that's 50 episodes
>Like someone who is going through a lot, hiding a lot of pain, but you won't let that get you down
This part made me chuckle. I appear not down because I'm always down. When down is the norm, no one knows otherwise
>do you have a girlfriend
I have Alice
I post other girls all the time :o
I usually creep up on them when they're playing but they know I'm there because I make sure they know. (footsteps or light coughing). They'll turn to look at me and then invite me to play but I always say no.
You're so innocent to think that way.
How does Rory live her life?
No I don't have that D:
These pain meds are making me sleepy...
Do you still talk to your father?
I'm sorry for all the questions.
I want to hug you...
I watch weird stuff do but I don't really like it.
I don't want to avatarfag as Mai, so I post other anime girls, but I don't want to have to pick a different character to post each time so I stick to one.
So I'm claiming Mai, and avatarfagging with Sonya, but I'm not roleplaying as either of them.
Me, innocent? Doubtful.
Rory lives by moving around, passing the dead on and finding new experiences. Living whats left of her life among people to the fullest.
Sure, but also relatable.
>They weren't there yet
Wait, so can you drive by yourself now? Am I getting people mixed up?
I liked that one a lot two. But you can watch that first and then Watamote on Wednesday.
How many are there? And do they all play the same stuff?
Also what painkillers are you on?
Of course I do. He's still family. I can't just shun him when he lives in the same house as me.
sorry for the late reply but i think what i said is how they do it im not sure if they do anymore though
Did Tomoyo -_- get a girlfriend? :o
Hugs are nice
They weren't in the theater yet. They didn't have to see my shamefur dispray
>Watamote on Wednesday
But I have like 40 episodes left, and school starts on Wednesday
I should really watch that anime already.
She seems so playful.
My whole family! I don't live with them anymore, but when I visit I like to watch them go crazy. Last year they were playing some tank game for Xbox
And i'm on something called oxycontin, I don't know what it is but it's not strong enough.
You should talk to him and confront him about his anger problems. And if he hits you just punch him on the jaw and knock him out easy.
He'll never hit you again after that.
I'm just curious.
It's pretty weird.
Here to claim Vanilla
I don't want to buy any games! I don't think I want to make an account anymore.
I know it's not much but I can see how much pain is in your heart, I can't say I understand it because I've never been like that but I hope things can get better for you.
Isn't she like 10 years old?
Exactly. Very relatable.
Perfect fit. 10 more episodes today, 30 tomorrow, and another 11 of watamote wednesday after school.
So let me get this straight: You creep into other people's houses to further sneak up on them and watch them play xbox, but refuse to play yourself?
He doesn't hit me anymore. He just screams and yells. And is a control freak.
Also I'm not strong and I'm rather pacifistic
though as I've said before (other times) I usually prefer just touching and stimulating myself when I do the evil deed
I miss the cocky mean and cofident german shiro :/
Yeah, but hell if i know how cat years work
I never tried that.
How deep do you go?
Things are fine for me, that's why it feels bad to feel bad :o
Oh, probably :o
Ask him -_-
That sounds like my brain would melt. Plus I need to try and sleep at a reasonable hour so I can wake up for school every morning
Vanilla was best cat girl. In a sense, you get away with a second waifu cause Chocolat is pretty attached to her :o
that tank game is awesome i play it myself a lot
She is playful, but its downtoned in the anime.
I think I'll try it in the shower first in case it gets nasty :o
a lot of people do and it's a safe first try
though I only jo laying down
also it's supposedly easier after you use the restroom since you're looser
you drew klonata just fine -_-
can I see your dick? :o
So do I, but I'm broken inside and I also don't have my smug nazi shiro pics at hand.
You guys are sinful and will burn in hell. Disgusting!
I think she's 10 in cat years.
30 episodes at 22min on average would take 11 hours straight. Go to the toilet during the intro, eat while watching, add 30 minutes for shower, tooth brushing, etc., another 30min for cooking, sleep a healthy 7 hours and you'll have an additional 5h of spare time left.
Do you even neet, bro?