Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
>>717352698
GAS THE KIKES
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>717352698
Previous: >>717340728
>>717352594
Your father sounds like fun, I can't wait to meet him.
>>717352135
I'll be on the lookout.
>>717352594
NO.
Claim
>>717352532
I think now you have to spend at least 5 to add someone
>>717352674 (Kuome)
Yes... waaay too lewd!
>>717352938
You know the mark a glass full of water leaves at the table? He once screamed at my mother because she didn't put the glass of water on the exact spot where that mark was left
>>717352969
YES
カラミチーマス
>>717352969
still here
and
>>717352619
yeah i need to grind out the baby version of my favorite tank
>>717353051
Hmph!
Shiro claimed.
>>717352532
No need to apologize, I was talking about evangelion.
>I watch my family play
Do you creep up on them, watching from the shadows?
>>717353071
Why does she have a blue line on her arm?
>>717353051
OK
>>717353071
Gorgeous.
>>717351779
A lot of them come from humble bundles and shit, so no, I never played some of those, but I played a lot of them regardless.
>>717352123
I stayed home. I don't go out for social events
I went to the theater today and the parking lot was packed and I started panicking before even getting in the building
>>717353034
...I hope you're trolling.
>>717353051
I'm sorry I laughed.
That's pretty funny.
Would he yell at me too?
I think Koume likes you~
>>717353117
That is perfect and cute!
>>717353205
THANKS
>>717353283
He would probably yell at you, yes
I once loaded the dishwasher and forgot one bottle. He got angry at me, telling me if I can't do it properly I should just leave it.
>>717353147
Most of the time I creep up, yes, I don't want to disturb them. You know how gamers are.
>>717353392
I should sleep but I do not want to =-=
>>717353249
jesus are you that much of a loser? :o
>>717353205
thanks I worked very hard on it
>>717353157
magnum
>>717353155
her dress got caught in her arm like in the animes
>>717353454
Yes
>>717353454
It looks like she got stabbed in the arm -_-
>>717353392
Lmao!
Oh I have a family member like that, I just laugh at him. I'll try to be as perfect as possible for your sake.
>mfw
>>717353454
oh fuck
>>717353492
did you go alone?
I usually go with my mom or dad :o
>>717353623
I'll stab you if you insult my art -_-
>>717353568
>the rory is cute
>>717353691
My father and brother :o
>>717353667
your condom has been exposed :o
>>717353691
Pls don't -_-
>>717353667
>deleted
It's already been seen
>>717353450
Well then stay awake I guess
>>717353647
Well, I can't laugh at him since he also used to hit me for shit like that. I'm more scared than anything of him.
>>717353249
That sucks, but fortunately it's dark in the theater.
Is it Tomoko level social anxiety?
>>717353434
Chances are you interrupted them masturbating countless times.
>>717353454
Don't bully the hibi, you meanie!
>>717353667
Don't worry, Magnus, no one saw.
>>717353784
I read that as "My father has a boner"
>>717353784
what movie did you see? :o
>>717353933
don't bully me and I won't bully your boyfriend -_-
>>717353392
np
>>717353454
The hair looks surreal.
>>717353157
>>717353738
The Rory is always cute
>>717353933
There were 3 other people there when I sat down. I kind of spaghetti'd and half sat into 6 places before sitting down though
I don't know how bad Tomoko is
>>717353947
He might have
>>717353985
Assassin's Creed :o
>>717353052
i need to learn Katakana asap.
>>717353927
I'm curious. How has living with him affect you emotionally and mentally?
>>717353933
Only once.
>>717354010
what expression is that? :o
it looks like googled pink spaghetti
>>717354099
eww how bad was it?
>>717354081
What made Rory better than the other characters?
>>717354099
Lewd!
>>717353933
>>717354024
"heavy nasal breathing"
>>717354170
It was what I expected. A movie version of Assassin's Creed :o
>>717354264
Not really, it happens
>>717354141
I don't know really. I would need to psychoanalyse myself, but everyone knows doing that is stupid.
I just got to the part where I usually just stay in my room so I don't have to get out and deal with him and his bullshit.
>>717354355
Are you Alice? You write like Alice.
>>717354297
Don't kill me
>>717354355
so bad? :o
do you sit in the back or front of the movie theater?
>>717354442
it's not him
>>717354442
I am Alice
>>717354533
Middle :o
>>717354459
Baby please delete this
>>717354264
Personal beliefs. Objectively, either Lelei or Kurokawa are the better waifus. Sonozaki is a close third. But Rory had the better reasons for what she does, and we think alike.
>>717354565
No :o
Lukomoko Here :]
How is everyone?
Thinking of having a massage to balance out my TS/GG ratio - But I've had an STD scare in the past and don't want to go through that again.
And I don't mind spending the money as I once spent $200+ on a meal a girl walked out of....
Anyone want to talk me into/out of it? ATM I'm more out than in, but tempted.
>>717354423
Now I'm starting to feel sorry for my nieces.
They have the same type of dad.
Should I let them live with me if they want to get away from him?
>>717354533
Ah, I see, my bad.
>>717354559
Good morning!
>>717354580
You think like a sick person?
>>717354559
do you butter your popcorn? :o
>>717354170
What do you mean what expression?
>>717354767
But it's 19:37 right now :o
Also, how do I write
>>717354773
I didn't buy popcorn. I had water :o
>>717354762
what?
>>717354767
Do you want them to live at your place? If yes, yes.
If no, no.
You live your life, not that of others. No need to sacrifice yourself.
>>717354762
jesus fucking christ
>>717354801
I meant the expression on the cutie you posted
>>717354900
it's 4pm
did you meet any cute girls? :o
>>717354904
Who..... who are you?
>>717354761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdJAO_Pz17Q
>>717355042
I didn't meet anyone, I went from the door to the theater, theater to bathroom, and bathroom to car :o
This annoying person kept hacking like they were going to spit behind me. It was disgusting :o
>>717353985
I'd never bully you, you're my favorite beaner!
>>717354099
Well, I guess it's okay if you just sit in a less desirable part of the theater. But didn't your family look at you funny when you spaghettied through the whole place?
>Watamote
You may wanna watch it. Just 11 episodes.
>>717354141
Chances are they have fast escape plans ready because they are used to creeping, but be sure that 25% of the times you lurk around behind them, they are still hard as Kruppstahl, throbbing and begging you may leave so they can bust a nut.
>>717354297
What's the matter, AUTISM4S4E?
>>717354762
Que?
>>717354767
No, Rory loves life. You cant have a good death unless you live a good life. Taking life needlessly, for selfish reasons, means your life is worthless. If it werent for Itami being hesitant to take lives, and willing to throw his life away to protect others, Rory would have left him.
>>717355075
im me?
>>717354900
How do you write, it's hard to explain. Like someone who is going through a lot, hiding a lot of pain, but you won't let that get you down, you're strong even if you don't realize it now.
>>717354945
I don't mind taking care of these brats. Is your father the cause of your, um, depression?
>>717355042
I think she had to poop o:
>>717355200
watamote was cringy -_-
>>717355140
do you have a girlfriend? :o
>>717355264
I think he played a part in it. Depression is never just one problem.
my waifu only
>>717355130
Why do you post that other girl? Don't you love mai?
>>717355351
hmm I liked that pic
do I have a scat fetish? :o
>>717355200
I sat down in the center. There's better sound there because when they test it, they sit in the middle so it's aimed there.
They weren't there yet
>Just 11 episodes
But I started watching Blood+ and that's 50 episodes
>>717355264
>Like someone who is going through a lot, hiding a lot of pain, but you won't let that get you down
This part made me chuckle. I appear not down because I'm always down. When down is the norm, no one knows otherwise
>>717355353
>do you have a girlfriend
I have Alice
>>717355406
I post other girls all the time :o
>>717355497
so mai is just an avatar? :o
>>717355438
she's not real -_-
>>717355200
I usually creep up on them when they're playing but they know I'm there because I make sure they know. (footsteps or light coughing). They'll turn to look at me and then invite me to play but I always say no.
>>717355209
You're so innocent to think that way.
How does Rory live her life?
>>717355585
Why would Mai be an avatar of mine :o
She's more real than my girlfriend or boyfriend :o
>>717355430
No I don't have that D:
You do?
>>717355813
I've seen some weird adult video
>>717355707
I wasn't paying attention to the names :o
so are you never gonna get a gf like tomoyo? -_-
>>717355388
These pain meds are making me sleepy...
Do you still talk to your father?
I'm sorry for all the questions.
>>717355438
I want to hug you...
>>717355973
I watch weird stuff do but I don't really like it.
I think?
>>717355406
I don't want to avatarfag as Mai, so I post other anime girls, but I don't want to have to pick a different character to post each time so I stick to one.
So I'm claiming Mai, and avatarfagging with Sonya, but I'm not roleplaying as either of them.
>>717355618
Me, innocent? Doubtful.
Rory lives by moving around, passing the dead on and finding new experiences. Living whats left of her life among people to the fullest.
>>717355353
Sure, but also relatable.
>>717355438
>They weren't there yet
Wait, so can you drive by yourself now? Am I getting people mixed up?
>Blood+
I liked that one a lot two. But you can watch that first and then Watamote on Wednesday.
>>717355618
How many are there? And do they all play the same stuff?
Also what painkillers are you on?
>>717356056
Of course I do. He's still family. I can't just shun him when he lives in the same house as me.
>>717356253
yeah relatable to losers with no social skills :o
>>717356114
you should stop watching it then
weirdest thing I like is bestiality but it's not that weird
>>717353283
sorry for the late reply but i think what i said is how they do it im not sure if they do anymore though
>>717355973
Did Tomoyo -_- get a girlfriend? :o
>>717356056
Hugs are nice
>>717356253
They weren't in the theater yet. They didn't have to see my shamefur dispray
>Watamote on Wednesday
But I have like 40 episodes left, and school starts on Wednesday
>>717356693
I wish he'd make me his boyfriend -_-
no :o
>>717356244
I should really watch that anime already.
She seems so playful.
>>717356253
My whole family! I don't live with them anymore, but when I visit I like to watch them go crazy. Last year they were playing some tank game for Xbox
And i'm on something called oxycontin, I don't know what it is but it's not strong enough.
>>717356486
You should talk to him and confront him about his anger problems. And if he hits you just punch him on the jaw and knock him out easy.
He'll never hit you again after that.
>>717356836
fagg
>>717356507
I'm just curious.
It's pretty weird.
>>717356836
What did you mean get a girlfriend like Tomoyo then :o
>>717356995
:o
Here to claim Vanilla
>>717356666
>satan trips
I don't want to buy any games! I don't think I want to make an account anymore.
>>717356693
>surprise huggles
I know it's not much but I can see how much pain is in your heart, I can't say I understand it because I've never been like that but I hope things can get better for you.
>>717357029
I meant are you never gonna get a gf like tomoyoyo never gets one? :o
>>717357003
u2
>>717357060
how vanilla of you
>>717356836
-_-
>>717357029
-_-
Why you two talking about me? -_-
>>717357060
Isn't she like 10 years old?
>>717356995
k
This is Sachi right?
>>717357172
if i want i will for you
>>717356507
Exactly. Very relatable.
>>717356693
Perfect fit. 10 more episodes today, 30 tomorrow, and another 11 of watamote wednesday after school.
>>717356948
So let me get this straight: You creep into other people's houses to further sneak up on them and watch them play xbox, but refuse to play yourself?
>opioid
Nice.
my one and only waifu
>>717356948
He doesn't hit me anymore. He just screams and yells. And is a control freak.
Also I'm not strong and I'm rather pacifistic
>>717357019
though as I've said before (other times) I usually prefer just touching and stimulating myself when I do the evil deed
>>717357472
I miss the cocky mean and cofident german shiro :/
>>717357373
<3
>>717357254
Yeah, but hell if i know how cat years work
>>717357650
-_-
>>717357650
I never tried that.
How deep do you go?
>>717357172
Things are fine for me, that's why it feels bad to feel bad :o
>>717357180
Oh, probably :o
>>717357206
Ask him -_-
>>717357472
That sounds like my brain would melt. Plus I need to try and sleep at a reasonable hour so I can wake up for school every morning
>>717357660
Vanilla was best cat girl. In a sense, you get away with a second waifu cause Chocolat is pretty attached to her :o
>>717357929
I did and he said :o
-_-
>>717357736
you should draw tomoyoyo
>>717357909
just enough to gently massage the prostate
though I will get toys when I get a job again
>>717357929
are you gay or straight or bi? :o
>>717356948
that tank game is awesome i play it myself a lot
>>717356948
She is playful, but its downtoned in the anime.
Heresy has arrived
>>717358219
welcome
>>717358097
I can't draw -_-
>>717358097
I think I'll try it in the shower first in case it gets nasty :o
>>717358083
Apparnelty you're not getting a girlfriend, and neither am I -_-
>>717358097
I dunno, bi maybe
>>717358219
Why heresy :o
>>717358352
a lot of people do and it's a safe first try
though I only jo laying down
also it's supposedly easier after you use the restroom since you're looser
>>717358338
you drew klonata just fine -_-
>>717358378
can I see your dick? :o
>>717357650
So do I, but I'm broken inside and I also don't have my smug nazi shiro pics at hand.
>>717357909
>>717357650
You guys are sinful and will burn in hell. Disgusting!
>>717357660
I think she's 10 in cat years.
>>717357929
>sleep
30 episodes at 22min on average would take 11 hours straight. Go to the toilet during the intro, eat while watching, add 30 minutes for shower, tooth brushing, etc., another 30min for cooking, sleep a healthy 7 hours and you'll have an additional 5h of spare time left.
Do you even neet, bro?
>>717358378
I have more than one waifu
>>717358378
-_-
Neither will he :o
>>717358505
It's really bad -_-