/b faces / r8 thread
Better version cause I'm retarded
>>717338431
>i'm retarded
you've said all that needs to be said, OP
I will try to inditificate your nationality, anon
OP, i think you're from south-west Europe
>>717338987
He looks like another russian from vilage
Face would look better with a little facial hair
>>717339938
FAG! PUTANA! KURWA! ПИДОР! SOSAY
bitch do i look like i care
>inb4 yes
>>717340824
hi james
>>717338431
nationality?
>>717341011
...?
>>717340824
Why does he keeps hamster as pet? It's 2017, we eat rodens.
>>717340824
You are the only man I have ever had a homosexual attraction to. Congrats.
>>717341254
That's a scorpion / spider / reptile / amphibian you dipshit. Notice the heat pad?
>>717341987
I'm being 100% serious.
yep
So OP where r you planning the shoot-out?
Rate or h8
>>717340824
Irish.
>>717340824
How far are you from Ohio?
I know I'm a 10/10, but r8 me anyways.
>>717342597
Why not both?
>>717342596
Are you wearing pants? Or you naked down there??
Either way I am still gonna stick it in ya
>>717342854
6/10 easy. can i see dem tittays?
>>717342854
You pass/10
>>717342827
>I will try to inditificate your nationality, anon
>>717342854
>>717343138
You're not terrible
>>717343138
i would totally wreck your anus. protip: i have posted pic. who would you let fuck you?
ITT insecure faggots looking for compliments. You all look like shit.
>>717343369
Lick my balls.
>>717340373
Handsome, I would like to be your friend you look like nice man
>>717341176
Western Europe not Russia
>>717343297
i like blacks. plus one of you rated me 6/10 and another said "not terrible" and you want to wreck my anus soooo... no.
>>717342345
Why everyone ask me about it
>>717342887
You look like op. Kinda
>>717343801
I like your boots. Wanna fuck?
>>717343360
Fatass/10
J U S T
>>717344171
Could still probably outrun you.
>>717344214
You look like you suck a lot of cock/10
>>717344087
only if you put your willy in a cage and use a big black strapon on me
I wish you spend a great year ahead that starts with happiness and ends with that too. Happy New year. Enjoy the leaks and leak one yourself - snap-leak-cf
>>717344296
We'll keep chasing you. Until you lose the weight.
>>717344214
nationality?
I doubt it
>>717344427
I like your eyebrows srsly
>>717344427
You look held captive/ 10
Smile
>>717344443
quads don't lie.
But I am a rugby player so my body is more stocky than fat. But thanks anyway.
>>717344351
Why does your left part of the face want to leave the right one
I'm always surprised and somewhat scared everytime I realise how young people on here are...
be jealous faggots
>>717344564
Yeah I'm proud of em
>>717344577
Natural expression
>>717344452
Nazi
>>717344351
Ok.
desu
R8
>>717344214
you don't look german...
>>717345000
nice trips/10
>>717344644
huh?
>>717344792
Relaxed bitch face- Google it. I have relaxed sad face
>>717344351
ok fake confirmed. fuck off you attention whore faggot, back to your basement
>>717344682
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hokay
>>717344427
You look like you need some lip balm
>>717345337
You have one of those faces I just want to punch, over and over and over again.
>>717345411
I do actually, it's annoying
>>717345391
you look kind of like iDubbbz
>>717342887
8.5/10
>>717345665
I got something that can help...
>>717345573
I do wanna punch myself from time to time, can't hold that against you
>>717345701
AWW YESS
To be fucked by Dan Schneider... It must really take a toll. You're telling yourself you're doing it for your career - actually convincing yourself that you want this - but every part of you is resisting. Every muscle, every neuron in your brain, is revolted. His trail of cold, slimy saliva all over your quivering feet. His sausage fingers, probing and greasy. He takes them out of you and slurps at them as he did after devouring the fried chicken that some intern brought to him, just before your 'contract negotiation' began.
Afterwards, you know that he owns your body, but not your soul. You lost a part of it; threw it away rather than let him have it. You're just a bit more hollow now. It wasn't worth it. If you could go back and tell yourself not to do it, the younger one would tell you to buck up. This is everything you've worked for. How bad could it be?
So you're forced to replay every sordid encounter, willing the memory to change, just once. You lie awake in bed, wondering if it was rape. If in forcing yourself to stay still, maybe you raped yourself? You wonder if you could give all of this up. If it came to light that you let him do... that... to you in exchange for your fame you'd be ripped to pieces in the media. No amount of apologies to fans, or rehab or charity work would undo it. Even suicide wouldn't cleanse you. You'll never be able to forget. Never be free.
At least you've made it in Hollywood.
>>717345155
They look practically same
>>717345753
It's the half smile grimace smug look
>>717345741
...and what's that
>>717345967
lip balm, obviously
>>717345967
The precum on the tip of my dick,
>>717345962
it's a trap
>>717345264
You look like a genuinely happy dude!
>>717345108
tell that the thousands of mudslims living in naziland
>>717340824
10/10
>>717345962
I like your face. Is that a fake beauty spot on your cheek?
>>717343369
Let's see what you look like, faggot.
who where romania?
>>717346344
R8? Me getting Turnt
>>717346578
10/10, omg you are so hot and cool. I drink alcohol too hehehe XD
>>717346578
would sex with
>>717346102
Thanks.
>>717346264
It's real.
>>717344214
Were you raised muslim?
>>717346847
Are you real?
R8.
>>717346701
Sarcasm?
>>717346741
>>717346578
look like a girl tbh
consider becoming a trap
>>717346929
BAN THIS UNDERAGE CUCK
>>717347257
>>717347358
I've been told is make a good girl but I like being male. I'm not so social so I almost never have a gf.
>>717347364
Why? He's clearly over 18 faggot.
>>717347520
swede detected
>>717347145
Your hair cut looks weird.
>>717347705
Actually I might be Swedish, part of my ancestry is kind of a blur
>>717340373
you look like you work at a video store that's slowly going out of business.
>>717347745
I think it looks fine
>>717346888
For a while I thought 'nah' but then I was like 'hell yeah!'
>>717347893
Well then your an idiot.
>>717348133
True what do I know in just a swede
>>717348102
Have you accepted the Lord our savour Jesus Christ into your heart?
>>717346888
and s(he) was never heard from again
>>717348411
I am the savior of the Christ. Tuché.
>>717348298
Getting elliot rodgers memories just by looking at you.
>>717348593
God?
>>717348846
Yes, my child?
>>717349032
god you're a fucking loser
>>717349032
My hapiness will start after you will die for massive bloody diarrhea and you will feel all the pain that every single soldier felt through both wars and until you will cry blood from your ugly fucking eyes.
>>717337610
Wanna play a game ? ...
>>717349221
Billie Joe Armstrong and Leafy son
>>717348990
Will you suck my dick?
>>717349221
you french?
>>717349281
No. Fuck off you child,
>>717345000
Seems chill. Would smoke with/10
>>717349362
negative
>>717349420
You a fag?
>>717349308
I'll send someone your way.
>>717349471
negative
>>717349367
who would you prefer ... if you were in danger and had to choose from a friend that could donate you an organ to live or the life of an old member of your family ... ?
>>717347745
He's right it makes you look a tad douchey. Try growing it out more
>>717349526
as you can see by making you choose im no child but kinda fucked up the thread.
>>717349486
Don't play me God. I will fuck you up.
You better bring your finest bitches to come suck on my long slong dong and smoke a bong wearing a thong.
>>717349420
hmm, murrican then?
>>717349775
nein
In b4 trap
>>717349823
would piss on that urinal seems nice 10 / 10
>>717349823
can u fuk my children
>>717349976
cute/ 10
>>717349976
I would fuck you trap or not.
>>717345962
cute :)
>>717349976
9.5/10
>>717349976
I like your.... everything. Wanna fuck?
>>717349976
Moar
>>717349708
Don't stress me!!!
>>717350535
u dutch?
>>717349976
I want to hold you in my arms and just rest with you.
>>717350491
u look like pyrocynical
>>717350491
Inb4 underage
I'm babyfaced as fuck. I'm legit 18
>>717350621
Gay
Worth a shot, took it today driving
>>717350764
u look like tmartn
>>717350952
I've gotten Denny Hamlin alot
>>717350645
you look bisexual
>>717351221
Hit the nail on the head.
am i cute
>>717351221
everyone is
>>717351392
thats just not true
>>717349976
I remember you!
>>717352109
5/7 would 9/11
>>717350129
>>717350154
>>717350307
>>717350322
>>717350386
>>717350621
Sorry I have a bf and he's black (and a little white)
>>717352109
That was a year ago lol. Who are you?
>>717352319
I jerked off to your nudes so many times
>>717352254
Fatface/10
>>717352254
Isn't beastiality illegal?
>>717352254
>a little white
what, in the teeth?
>>717352644
Sause?
>>717350535
notyou
>>717350764
you look old
>>717354022
faggot numale. probably swedish.
>>717353353
fairly good looking
>>717353993
high
>>717354077
canadian
>>717354054
Turning 25 tomorrow, I've gotten that alot and I've gotten I look young aswell. It's really confusing
>>717345146
doesn't pass
>>717354152
makes sense...
>shitty webcam
I thought /b/ would look more nerd/weird
>>717352254
Id pay to watch that dog fuck you
>>717355945
Post pic with face plz
>>717355945
>faces of /b/ thread
You're all fucking faggots
>>717345000
Would service orally while your gf is out of town/10.
>>717356580
>>717356777
didn't feel like posting face but whatever
>>717357376
not terrible
>>717357638
I need a haircut and shit
and as i said, expected more weirdos/alternative people everyone look pretty normal
>>717357376
Indeterminate age
>>717357967
23
>>717354077
>Swedish
The boy is white as snow, how can he be Swedish?
>>717357376
amateur musician/10
I had a broken nose when I was younger, never had it fixed. Makes my face more masculine though, so I like it.
>>717358855
haha, kinda. would like to start playing guitar again but im focusing more into art and other stuff
>>717348980
6.5
>>717359161
age?
The chan pls
>>717345962
7
>>717344682
kek/10
>>717351392
It is me or you look androgenous?
>>717353353
boxing poster behind you but you don't work out?
a bit too skinny, but extra points for habbing an actual hobby
>>717357988
you look like someone I would hang out on school, yoou look cool
>>717359161
you look great but I dont know if that piercings suit you
>>717361341
>habbing
I gave myself cancer, I meant having
>>717360874
I'm 22
>>717361436
you actually browse /b/ ?
looking good, 7.5~
>>717361813
not all the time, but on occasion. thanks.
>>717361436
I give you an 8. Beautiful, but maybe a photo without glasses?
>>717361865
btw, another glasses may increase your score :)
>>717362007
who are you? girl on right or girl on left?
>jk
>>717362172
kek
its me & my GF (im 19)
>>717349976
Proof it?!
>>717362262
:^) I guess around a 7
is that a scar on your chin?
>>717362475
haha you took that one now? yoo look happier at least
>>717362850
lol no i didn't take it now, thanks though
>>717362282
You need some makeup girl
>>717362475
You're beautiful in both, but I prefer this one.
I'm the guy in >>717359161
Add me on snapchat if you're interested:
kamitomasu
>>717362981
not the girl, but I expected a more gangsta sc name, I'm disappointed
>>717362981
Nigga, you can do better
>>717362943
I'm male
>>717362475
Show your feminine dick
>>717363337
Name picked when I was eighteen and had a Japanese girlfriend. Just kept it since haha
>>717363626
that is not a thing that exists