A tenga egg felt better. But I've only done it with condom, does it feel better much better without one?
Sorry about the last one; it wasn't really that funny.
Yeah, I've had that a good while, at least a few years now.
my thread sucks :/
new YLYL: >>717346814
Don't know how, since it would only add unneeded ballsacks. Plus, censored version's the only one I have.
didn't see that before, nice one
Neither I that one, anon.
Possibly last one out of me. Hopefully thread doesn't die.
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implying many people on this board have access to an ak-47.
I personally would recommend a double barrel shotgun. With this tool your death is basically confirmed if you aim it at your head
I don't really think that person typed those words, it probably was a lv. 44 neckbard hyperdemon from the depths of the mlp forums who can't handle that some ill girl is getting more attention from children than he is.
>lever action shotty ?
another kek to collection
fairly cheap too
> tfw /b/ turns into /k/
It's all really a matter of opinion and I tend to shop around link provided should get you started down the right road for you...happy shooting.
What do you mean it happened? I thought that was just sh00ped. What happened?
fucking painfully obvious that this is a tall tale
>tfw when you realize you're supposed to put the egg "shell" up your ass when you use these
I'd been throwing them out for years and just keeping the sleeves in ziploc bags
because it smacks of some socially-retarded teen's passive-aggressive daydream. It's a cookiecutter foodservice prank story loaded with groanworthy dickjokes
please lurk for a few years until you're 18 or kill yourself
Here we go 2017
I wasn't talking about the story, i was talking about "Jesus Christ that was amazing to read" and how you must be such a social retard with terrible self confidence to find that cringy. I agree with you that the story is bullshit.
Sex without a condom feels like that moment just before you cum, when pleasure is at it's highest. Now multiply that feeling by 6.
That's how it feels each thrust.
you fucking retard, what does that even mean? You liked some part of reading this story that didn't involve the story? Did your faggot nipples tingle and you burst into a fit of giggles every time you read one of the dick jokes or something?
not to mention all this bargaining making you sound like a mamby pamby pussyboy
>i-i'll just call him a social retard back
>that'll show him how much more self confidence I have than him
please delete your 4chan account and kill yourself
I'll bump with some screencaps, don't let thread die yet because everything in the catalog is shit atm
He really needs to check his lactose tolerant privilege
He still likes the song
> haha, I'd Tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus
Jacks a reall nigga bois https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfKvFwZNdmU he waits till daylight also home alone memes are dank af
Lost before you,
Here my favorite safe.
Dont know if allready post but maybe is not.
>3:37 to seconds is 217 seconds
>217 seconds multiplied by 64694 is 14,038,598
>14,038,598 seconds is 233,976 minutes
>233,976 minutes is 3,899 hours
>3,899 hours to days is 162 days
wow man 162 days nonstop of linkin park, its just too much
oh my god ...
oh shit my fucking sides
Include me in the screencap