How do fat neckbeards get hot girlfriends?

>>717333898
Charisma

>>717333898
By being rich.

>>717333898
women like fat guys. way it's always been.

>>717333898
Because everyone's likes/dislikes are different, and you'll literally go fucking insane trying to figure out why they like who/what they like...

Just accept that it's not you, and move on.

>>717333968
Money=charisma

>>717333970
girl in pic is richer than he is.

>>717333898
Look at the rest of the picture.,it's $$$

>>717334066
No she isn't.

grills just like the seth rogan types

>>717334050
Charisma is overlooked if has money. Money doesn't give you it

so did they rob someone or not?
what was the deal about arm robbery charges?

Anyone can look far or skinny by sucking in their gut or the opposite. He's probably not as fat as he looks. Anf he's probably funny or something. Just work on fixing your autism and women will come.

>>717333898
Get some game, you bitch.

>>717333898

By being people of substance.

Also, note the fact that he's fat and not morbidly obese. There is a difference.

He is probably charming, funny, knows how to treat that girl to her liking.

If he has at least an average dick, then he's golden.

Beats a chiseled Chad who is misogynistic (ergo unfunny), can't hold a conversation, and has an 8+ inch dick.

Just be yourself, anon. And if yourself isn't cutting it, try to reinvent yourself in a manner that seems beneficial to you.

As for the weight, if you have any, just go for walks. Will help your mental state and it's a way to get your hand off your dick and off the pizza.

>>717333898
>>717333898
About 90% of what women find attractive are confidence and social skills. This makes it very possible for an average or even ugly man to have a hot girlfriend/wife.

AND this is a blessing in disguise for guys who aren't the most conventionally attractive. Virtually the only way to score women is social skills, and if you don't have them, you gotta work on it; there's no workaround.

And conversely to the picture, there's all kinds of guys that are 10/10 attractive with good jobs that can't get laid or find dates to save their life because of their shitty social skills.

Also, women are less finicky about having a fat boyfriend than vice versa. Hell, there are many regular sized and slim women that even prefer fat guys (strong fat is a popular build among women, however, they're less fans of skinnyfats and hamplanets).

>>717334114
It needs to be named 23.jpg, friend.

>tfw fat with a 9/10 girlfriend

it's not a meme guys

>>717333968
strange way to write money.

>>717333898
its the subtle ability to be able to be filthy rich , hung like a horse and be able to lick his own eye brows. your welcome op

>>717333898
All that needs to be done is for the media to make it mainstream and trendy to have a fat neckbeard as a boyfriend. Once it becomes trendy, everyone else follows. I'm not saying they won't still be attracted to physically fit, good looking guys. But they will be more attracted to fat neckbeards too.

It's just the same with fashion, big asses, big lips, etc.

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>>717333898
money, obviously. bedroom chandelier proves it.

>>717333898
Bro there are tons of hot girls who have a fat fetish.

>>717334699
Not really, some of my friends are fat fucks and even when they don't really have money, they manage to get hot girls.

>>717333898
She obviously likes beta males because she is a dominant type. She dominates him, and I'm not talking about sexually, in every other way she is dominating him. It's not like he chose her, she chose him- to dominate him.

>>717334050
>>717333970
>>717334081

>money solves all the problems

Are you faggots 12 or some shit?

Money helps establish a foundation for going out and having fun, but it doesn't help if you're a boring sack of shit.

It's not as simple as

>let's hop on the next plane to Paris

What the fuck are you going to do once you're in Paris, you uncultured swine?

Can you speak French? Do you know the history? Do you know how to eat properly? Can you hold a conversation that doesn't include sports?

By not being sad awkward beta faggots like yourself

>>717334746

She is worth approximately 1.6M. He's worth a couple thousand.

The fucks who keeps saying money are fucking retarded.

>>717334086
They are both youtubers.

The girl has ~4.2million subs and the guy has ~175k subs.

So, assuming only income, she is probably the richer one, by a considerable margin

>>717334816
Women don't give a fuck if the man is boring, as long as said man can shower her in diamonds... She'll get her conversation elsewhere...

Name two people on the Forbes 100 who are single (not by choice)....

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>>717333898
http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/

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>>717333968
You spelled money wrong.

>>717334114
>no dick

>>717335416

AGAIN: SHE IS RICHER THAN HE IS.

How many times does it need to be pointed out?

>>717335533
Um, that's Anna Nicole Smith; famous for marrying that bag of death solely for his money... She wasn't much before she got with that walking funeral...

>>717335416
This is an extreme case however women do like a 'teddy bear' body type in general. Much like say Seth Rogan for example.

>>717335389

Yeah you comparing rich to dirty rich. The Forbes 100 are people who literally have escorts for wives.

I've met poorfags who aren't that good looking score great women (I mean sure, their beauty will dwindle since they can't maintain it due to costs). Likewise, I've met richfags who had to resort to marrying some poor Thai girl when they were vacationing because they had literally no fucking skills.

Everyone is different, but to say that money automatically solves your impotency for being a well-rounded man is a fucking joke. You're a joke.

>>717335642

We're talking about the original girl in question, you fucking dimwit.

>>717333981
You must be kidding

>>717335642
Dude, he knew what's up.

"Lick my balls, bitch!"

>>717335768
Seth Rogan Effect. Think of most modern sitcoms and rom-coms, you see a fat loveable doofus with a reasonably hotter wife.

>>717333898

Girls like a bit of chub on their man

If a guy is skinnier than her, she's going to be whiney and insecure that she's fat all the time

I put on 30lbs just to stop my 100lb girlfriend from crying about how obese she is

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tfw I'm fat, 4 figures in the bank, play steam 50 hrs a week, but have a larger than avg penis that non-fat girls like sucking

daddy issues.

>>717333898
Remember when everyone told you to study so you get get good grades and go to a good college so you could get a good job?

And remember when you decided that you'd rather be "cool" and spent your time playing vidya and spending all your money on weed and wasting those crucial years of your youth so now you can't get a job that pays above minimum wage and you'll never have the money or time to ever enroll in college again. And you sit here wondering how the world passed you by and other fat neckbeards can get hot girlfriends and refuse to accept that they put in effort when they were supposed to?

inb4 i'm projecting, you know I am

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whats funny is most attractive men are afraid or have self doubt, and most ugly men, or fat men, being they have nothing to lose to ask the women out. so that's how self confidence.

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>>717335659
Money can't make something out of absolutely nothing, but it sure can fill in the gaps...

>>717333898
>that empty, boring, sterile bedroom.
how do people live like this?

>>717336530
You mean, having a clean home? Pretty easy, actually... You just gotta not be such a filthy piece of shit!

>>717334114
kill yourself faggot

>>717336085
>larger than average peen

aha ha ha haha ahaha ha ah ha ha ha, you dumb fuck

>>717336530
Minimalists?

>>717336530
Nothing on the walls you mean?

Could be renters/bank still owns the house. Can't risk losing money they don't have by putting a nail in the wall

why do they call him sausage?

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ITT permavirgins that can't grasp the concept that there are people out there who aren't driven by looks.

>>717336719
There's minimalism and then there's uncomfortably bare

>>717336720
You can still have furniture. Or non-damaging wall hangers.

>Daddy issues.

>>717336770
Honest question for those types of people: when you need to fap, do you just open any video regardless of what the people in it look like? Like it could be 2 fat acne-covered nigger apes and it would be just as satisfying to watch as 2 10/10 pornstars?

>>717337012
those people don't watch port, they read smut stories instead

He's a prop.
She makes her living off of nerds like him who tune in to her shitty gameplay commentary because they think she's hot and attainable.

She has him play while she narrates because she cant play anything well herself and I guess eventually she realized dating him would give her channel the boost that it needed and now she's driving new corvettes and living easy.

>>717337012
looking at porn and looking for a companion are two very different things

>>717333898
>tfw arab bf
>tfw he has the body of pic related
>tfw I'm a skinny petite trap

I don't know, it's the face and the personality.

>>717333898
How do unicorns fly to Jupiter?

>>717333898
you can be a bit out of shape if you got a decent personality. not all hot girls are staceys. if you are a basement dwelling fat cunt then you are shit out of luck.

>>717337012

fapping and choosing the people get close to are different things.

>>717337182
>She has him play while she narrates
is there any proof for that cause i've read this allegation a lot but never seen solid proof

>>717334816
>spotted the brokefag

He caught her eye, then made her laugh, then made her cum.

>>717335651
I understand what you are trying to say but i think they like him because he is famous and a funny/confident guy.

>>717336085
>4 figures in the bank
>bragging

this is a troll right?
4 figures is 1000 dollars, if you don't have that in the bank you're either retarded or poor.

>>717337757
he wasn't bragging, he was saying he's a loser with a large dick.

>>717337757
His point was that money doesnt matter that much when you have others benefits

>>717334501

>going for walks solves being fat

I see this misinformation bullshit everywhere and it drives me nuts.

Going on walks or running is not going to help you lose weight, unless you are able to workout 4 hours a day, which, unless you are rich or live with your parents, is impossible.

You need to stop fucking eating, if you always feel hungry make sure you are sleeping enough and eating enough fiber.

Don't eat carbs.

But once you are fat you do damage to your base metabolism. So you will always have to eat less then someone who never was fat who weighs the same as you.

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>>717336279
could my misery be caused by my own choices?

no. it's the rest of the world that's holding me back

>>717337757
I think that one went over your head, kiddo.

Here's what iv learned

>be mid to late 20's
>be fit, attractive, have big penor
>have car, have enough money to go out and buy food/drinks
>always have tons of girls after me, fucking 18-19y olds as well as 25-27y olds
>make grills laugh, get high with them, get drunk
>i am chad

ffw 1-2 years
>almost 30 now
>gained 40+ lbs from medication
>lost all gains, no longer look fit, most clothes dont fit me anymore, have to resort to buying a few pants and shirts that i wear all the time now and always look the same
>lost job, unemployed for months
>barely have money to pay rent, barely go out now, cant invite people for drinks and food
>grills STILL want me and like me and I keep fucking 23-25y olds on a regular basis

iv realized that looks are not as important as people seem, money is very important but if you have the basics down its only a PLUS to have it.

its 2017, gender roles are being reversed
you see more and more rich girls going out with average or bummy guys

its no longer 1940 where men are required to pay for everything and be way superior to their partner

>>717333898
By having money, a forward moving life path, wit and intelligence.

>>717339740
>its no longer 1940 where men are required to pay for everything and be way superior to their partner

I'm sorry thats just fucking delusional

>>717340007
in which way?

>>717340293
>living in an age of women lambasting men over asinine social liberties
>thinking the average women would support some dude like a pet

>>717335768

Strangely enough it's true. I'm 268 and the build of a lumberjack and a red beard to match and my gf is a petite gorgeous woman mind body and soul. My friends and I commonly get in debates of why she's with me

>>717333898
Biggest whore on youtube, guy obviously has money but you can tell shes dying for a real fucking

>>717333968
Get off the internet and focus on enriching worthwhile. Focus on enriching your community through volunteering, art, philanthropy... Focus on bettering yourself and the relationships in your real life. Read some fucking books and stop telling yourself that women act in one particular way. Literally everyone is an individual with their own problems and positive traits. If you can't offer money, looks, or other surface level, basic ass dating requirements, enrich yourself in other ways.

people want security in their partner. Keyword partner.

>>717340606

b/c she has a red head lumberjack fetish most likely

>>717334816
Who's to say she isn't fucking other guys while enjoying his money?

>>717334816
>Can you speak French?
Duh bitch je parle français

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>>717337757
Do you realize there are literally billions of brown people in the world who don't even have bank accounts? There are at least 5 million indians shitting on a street, right now. This dude and his impressive 4 figure bank account is doing pretty well for himself.

>>717333898
Money, you can marry fuckin queen isabel if you have more money than her

>>717340505
>thinking the average women would support some dude like a pet
>implying I ever thought that

you sure do pull stuff out of nowhere...
so whats your take on this?

>>717341342
>its 2017, gender roles are being reversed
haha ya no

>>717339740
what the fuck am i reading, you crummy fuck? you're trash and you're banging trash.

>>717333898
they talk to them?!

>>717333898
Let me tell you, it's a lot simpler than you think. The trick is being "interesting" and having a really high auto-confidence. Also, there are a lot of women who have a lot of different opinions so there HAS to be at least one woman who likes fat guys with neckbeard.

>>717341685
>auto confidence

you what now?

>>717341742
he is talking about that automatic moronic cocksure attitude a lot of guys have, a lot of chicks find it attractive but if they have more than a couple braincells they usually see through it.

>>717333898
daddy issues

>>717341387
>>717341411
jelly amerifaggots detected
enjoy fapping to your traps

>>717341973
>being this delusional

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>>717341973
You described yourself as a loser, why would I be jealous and a faggot?

>>717341844
Is not being a cocksucker, its about being more confident of yourself BUT keeping respect present because they like the kind of man who is very extroverted and self-confident but at the same time they hate the kind of faggot who spanks women in the streets or say shitty things. Be cool, but keep a margin between being sexy and being an asshole

>>717334792
>rich people failing to recognize they're rich

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>>717342136
interesting story behind this guy.he was originally cast to be the drill sergeant, and the "out fucking standing" drill sergeant was meant to be him. Kubrick changed them over.

>>717342670
Kek, bruh, having money is not the idea, these kind of chicks who only look for guys with tons of money are nothing but gold diggers and even if they give u pussy, its not worth it. When the ca$h is over, they will get bored of your dick and will go for another dumbass with more money to waste