you can't name five things that women have invented without

nearly every woman has scrimmaged this argument in their heads a hundred times a day so you aren't gonna win.

Still doesn't change the fact that men are right in this case, depending on what you are arguing for.

>>717324980
birth
periods
false rape accusations
non-existant oppression
sexism that aparently does not quallity as sexism because its against men

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>>717324980
Out of the top of my head only two:
>windscreen wiper
>informatics basics
I get it "wimminz be stupid xxxDDD".

>>717325563
you forgot "irrational arguments"

jacquard fabric
binary code
xray technology
Kevlar
elevated trains

>>717324980
Radioactivity
The structure of DNA

>miscarriages
>yeast infections
>false rape accusations
>aids
>??????
>profit!

>>717326372
those aren't inventions, they're discoveries, and watson and crick first theorised the double helix, and they were dudes

>>717326372
They didn't invent those things. They might have discovered them, but they are natural phenomenon.

>>717326648
Women most certainly did not invent profit.

prostitution

>>717326661
>>717326721
Discovered is just as important as being invented. They invented ways of discovering those thing.

Also it is common knowledge that Rosalind Franklin got screwed out of the credit of discovering the structure of DNA because Watson and crick used her DNA X-ray crystallography data to publish their work

>>717326266
none of this was made buy one woman alone

they invented giving birth to your sorry ass

>>717326919
Because she was a cunt and didn't want to share her work

>>717327118
Um just no

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>>717326372
Discoverered =/= invented

>>717326758
Because as we all know, the Jews did

>>717326372
>invented radioactivity

>>717327160
Inventing experiments to lead to discoveries

Learn2science

>>717326919
she wouldn't have come up with a theory on her own, she just thought it looked pretty

>>717326945
Where the fuck did OP say that they had to be invented by 1 woman? OP says women. Plural.

>>717325848
Are you retarded men invented those moron

>>717326919
That guys telling the truth

>>717324980
Radon

>>717327328
one woman in a team of men is not women inventing shit, sugar tits

every single person ever

burned food
car crashes
false rape and assault charges
maxed out credit cards
6 hour telephone calls

ITT: blue-pilled motherfuckers thinking that women want to invent something, be creative, innovative and active like men

>>717328014
giving birth is not an invention, every female mammal is an inventor then

>>717325563
Birth and periods weren't invented you mong

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women are lower than niggers

>>717324980

Ada's Algorithm
Radioactivity - Marie Curie
Flight Software - Margaret Hamilton

those are the one's at the top of my head, but you're not taking into consideration the fact that many women were disparaged from entering STEM fields and even when they were, their male counterparts usually overlooked their discoveries.

A better question, in 2017, would be to ask what you have invented or improved with your life, or are you just an insignificant cog in a machine?

Pathetic. I'm a shill too, but at least I improved my company's profit by a margin of 5% last quarter through a number of methods. I also help out some software projects on GitHub and help out with Linux as well.

>>717328267
as a trans-woman I agree

>>717327222
trips for truth

>>717324980
1: Nagging
2: Talking through the entire fucking movie/ball game/whatever
3: Shoe collections
4: Spending a mans money (see 3)
5: Emotional distress for alimony upgrades.

why is alimony even a thing in todays society?
its like admitting you are too dumb to get a job and need ex husband to suppport you

Hedy Lamarr and composer George Antheil developed a radio guidance system for Allied torpedoes, which used spread spectrum and frequency hopping technology to defeat the threat of jamming by the Axis powers.[4] Although the US Navy did not adopt the technology until the 1960s, the principles of their work are now incorporated into modern Wi-Fi, CDMA, and Bluetooth technology, and this work led to their induction into the National Inventors Hall of Fame in 2014.

>>717328744
You'll notice that's one male dominated aspect of society they're not pushing for equality in.

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LOL so many of you fucking reject retards took OP's bait and are providing him with over 9,000 keks

How's it feel, idiots?

>>717329013
Fucktard summerboi here couldn't think of anything so he automatically calls bait thread to feel superior in his sad little world. LOL

Fuck off, cretin. Your mother invented a retard. Theres another one for the list..

>>717329471
Your mother is a

NIGGER

Op here. I win. You all failed. Discovering my be just as important buuuut they're still not inventions.

>>717326945
name five things invented by a singular man.

and this is where a moderately entertaining thread dies

>>717327819
radon is a naturally occurring element you buttmunch

>>717329671
ever heard of trevor bayliss or james dyson?

>>717329671
Name 5 things a woman invented that a man didn't help that ho out on.

>>717328454
kys you're a monster

>>717324980
liquid paper
band aids
ties
thongs
windshield wipers

>>717326372
structure of dna was discovered by watson, crick and maurice

I'm glad I'm a white man, I don't even have to invent anything or do anything to be superior

>>717329546
So sexist comments are bad but racist ones are ok?

I was right. You're a fucking cretin of the highest order.

4chan
The bible
Rape
Heroine
Micky mouse

>>717324980
Objectivism

>>717326919
the truth is franklin tried to screw maurice out of it and he wanted to work with watson and crick

All the inventions itt were actually done by aliens, humans haven't invented a single thing in their entire history

>AYYs 1,000,000,000
>humans 0

>>717327145
>>717327118
it want her work it was maurice's
she tried to steal it

>>717326372
Radioactivity was discovered in 1896 by the French scientist Henri Becquerel

>>717324980
We have ada loveloace, but she didn't really invent,
you have the woman who accidentally invented rubber.

HOWEVER, through history there has only been one truly great female patron to humanity as a whole,
Mari Curie

>>717330128
Mari Curie is overated

Denim pants. Fuck on outta here with my eye holes

>>717328485
Kekkkkkkkk

>>717329997
I read that enormous tome from back to back.

The story and characters was pretty good,
but the philosophy of it was fucking atrocious.

Name one invention made by a European before Christ

Hint: there are none, Europeans were filthy savages

>>717330442
what about Rome and Greece

>>717330442
Name one american invention made before 1776,
oh wait it didn't fucking exist

>>717330583
Mediterranean populations, not true euros. Also one of those is a city and the other is also not an invention

>>717324980
The code for NASA's first rocket launch

>>717330687
Americans confirmed losers

0 inventions = worthless

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>>717330707
>Mediterranean populations, not true euros

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>>717330687

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>>717330707
I was talking about the civilisations
ever heard of Archimedes

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>>717324980

>>717330924
What kind of white name is that? Sounds like a shitskin

>>717329859
Google

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>>717330982

>>717330997
you're joking right?

>>717324980
Premium XXX channel on pornhub.

>>717330442
metal tools

>>717324980
Feminism
Excuses not to have sex
Lesbians

Thats all i got

>>717325563
Yes

>>717324980

Joy Mangano invented a mop
Madam Curie Invented Radium
Ada lovelace invented the first computer


Uhh I got three....

They invented 51 genders

>>717330707
rome may be just a city, but when your city conquers almost the entire known fucking world and its influence and inventions are still felt today, i think we can give it some special credit.

>>717331295
Radium was discovered by Marie and Pierre Curie

>>717328421
Pfft, Curie just piggybacked off her husband. She is only toted as "inventing" radioactivity (The real term is discovered, which is not inventing. Radioactivity has existed for all time, it didn't just come into existence because some dumb cunt left radioactive samples in her desk that fiddled with metal shavings and later killed her.)

The "What have you invented" bullshit is funny though. 99% of people don't invent anything useful.

As for helping others, I redesigned my IT department's setup before graduating, making it take 160 hours of manpower for set up each fall term instead of the current 380 hours.

>>717331358
>inventions
>known

they didn't invent shit all the 0 posts about inventions in prechristian Rome prove that

>>717331513
also Radioactivity was actually discovered by Henri Becquerel

>>717329859
The Band Aid was invented in 1920 by Earle Dickson, an employee of Johnson & Johnson, for his wife Josephine Dickson, who frequently cut and burned herself while cooking.

>>717331234
I'd say men invented lesbians. Some guy one day wanted to watch something hot and made his harem girls make out. Boom, lesbians.

>>717331606
are you a retard
did you go to school

>>717326266
>binary code
I didn't know George Boole was a woman

>>717331513
So you took 180 hours worth of work out of the economy??

You monster

>>717331618
Yup, didn't her husband work with Becquerel though? It's been like, 13 years since I did any research on the subject.

>>717325848
I thought post-it glue was a woman thing

>>717331695
Nah, did it because my professor had a stroke worrying too much about it. I saved a life, and made it so students didn't have to come back from break too early.

>>717331762
im not sure tbh, he may have helped Becquerel but it was definitely Becquerel who made the discovery

>>717329859
The liquid paper lady got fired as a typist because she fucked up at work, this was after she "invented" putting white paint in small bottles.

>>717329947
True

>>717331606
off the top of my head, sewage infrastructure, and concrete

>>717324980
html (kind of)
klenricht method (the fastest way to solve a rubik's cube)
uh....
well that's it

>>717332229
also kindof the sewing machine with the us flag

>A woman made one of the first computer programs, can't remember her name. Some time in the 1800's or thereabouts
>I know one of them invented something for mother-care. I'm fairly certain it was the disposable diaper, but I'm not 100%. I do know it was in the 1950's, around the baby-boom period.
>When I was looking into power tools, I found that a woman invented the circular saw. Don't know who or when, that's all I remember.
>Women made a lot of the foodstuffs, because of course they were in the kitchen. I remember from a mental floss video that one made chocolate chip cookies.
>A woman made the first US flag. Don't know if that counts, but I can't think of anything else.
That was actually really hard.

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>>717328454
Kys you abnormality

>>717332861
>Ada Lovelace
>Marion Donovan
>Tabitha Babbitt
>Ruth Wakefield
>Betsy Ross

>>717329546
Lol XDDDD THAT TOTALLY SHOWED HIM!!!!

Fuck off winterfag

>>717331788
Scotchgard is, but can't find anything about post-its.

>>717329947
>4chan

Moot is a fag so that isn't technically true
>The bible

Kek. It's mainly written by Jewish priests and/or Prophets

>Micky mouse

Walt Disney was a guy

>>717328454
What's it like changing to a woman after x many years being a dude

>>717329947
Sorry mate, Mickey Mouse was invented by Walt Disney on a train ride. He just sketched it when it came to him

>>717324980
This thread

>>717324980
nail polish
curling iron
washing board
facial products
star rating system

>>717324980
Women invented the moon landing according to that movie I don't know the name of because it's going to suck ass

pretty sure women invented massive overreactions to minor problems

Well, radiation and computer programming to start.

>>717333880
One of these things is not like the others!

>>717325563
This guys spends too much time on tumblr instead of going out and getting real dates

>>717334128
radiation was discovered not invented
it was also discovered by Henri Becquerel

>>717331788
>Anonymous
>>717331788
>>717331788
also discovered by accident while trying to invent a super glue for nasa

>>717324980
Technically women invented the entire human population. Without the effort of women, there would be no men on this planet so your sorry ass would be better to take SEVERAL seats :-) I hate posts like this, with clearly misogynistic undertones.

>>717334507
get a load of this fematard fagget snowflake

>>717334507
Conversely, without the effort of men, women would have been unable to reproduce.

Although, male science has figured out how to cram two eggs together into a viable embryo now, so I guess lesbian scientists could repopulate the earth after the apocalypse. Hot.

>>717334507
following biological urges is not inventing.
and without the semen of men there would be no women on this planet. unless you learn to reproduce clonally like some lizards and aphids

>>717324980

imaginary problems

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>>717324980
I can't name the inventors for five things, so...

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>>717334711
I guess what one believes it means to 'invent' something is completely subjective to ones own beliefs. I'd be happy to agree to disagree, provided that you are aware your comment is somewhat ignorant.
Also, I do not disagree that men's semen is obviously vital in the process of reproduction, however once your semen reaches our ovaries it is then entirely OUR duty to carry and then bring the baby into this world. Therefore I would say reproduction is mainly a woman's job and, thus, we technically invented the human population :-) Or at least, we deserve the credit for it rather than men.

>>717334641
Get a load of this guy, who can't engage in an important conversation without insulting someone else. If you actually listen to educated people like me, you might learn something, that's why I always keep open ears :-)

>>717334180
you would think a guy did that.. but really, a woman did come up with a more efficient way to rate stars.

>>717335002
my brain hurts

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>>717335085
Can't beat the classics, can you anon? Pic related, my favorite way to wind down a holiday weekend.

>>717335122
watch out, she's having a fembolism.

unless you provide and care for that child without help of any man, your argument is shit.
(protip: welfare counts as help from "the" man)

>>717334328
says the white knight

>>717335122
And who is supposed to keep the women from starving or getting murdered by a wild animal they're too pregnant to run from? Men. Back in the day, it was men with spears, now it's men with rifles. Pregnancy's a hell of a job, and men just aren't plumbed for it, but women can't take sole credit for carrying on the species. Men and women need each other, or neither of us are going to be around much longer.

>>717329671
Literally look at da Vinci's journal's pictures for about 30 seconds.

>>717335925
You really think men with rifles protect women nowadays? What kind of backward mind do you possess? Are you delusional? Thankfully, I don't see men running around the streets with rifles shooting people for the protection of women and the babies in their bodies. Not only because such events would be shocking and uncalled for, but because women need not the constant protection of men.
BTW, I'm sure there were plenty of incidents in ancient times when women saved men from almost dying (happens a lot in today's world too) but society's century-long belief that all women are weak, damsel-in-distress type figures who need constant saving from macho men has led people like you to not even think about such thoughts and possibilities.
I didn't say women should take the sole credit for carrying on the species, I said we deserve more of the credit than men.

>>717335699
A LOT of women care for children without the help of men. Still though, that's irrelevant to what I'm trying to say;
What I am saying is is that, yes, men quite obviously play a vital role in reproduction, and thus the invention of the human race, however it is women that do the majority of the work in forming the child (literally, it is formed in our bellies not yours) and we are the ones who push it out on their birthday. If we do most of the significant work, shouldn't we get more credit for the invention of the human race?

I don't think this proves what you think it proves.

>bitching about fucking everything
>mood swings
>crying because the towels are too scratchy (true story)
>using their status as female to get what they want
>sucking the life out of good men

I'm a grill btw

>>717336964
She does have a point!

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>>717337255
>m'lady

>>717337255
Thanks, the fact they didn't (or rather couldn't!) reply is probably enough validation that I am, in fact, right! This is why I don't come on /b/ that much, but when I do I drag these misogynistic bastards! :-p

>>717337796
stfu show tits fematard or get the fuck out