I've waited two months to post this.
In November, I had a really bad case of the flu. Every time I had a buildup of mucus, I would huck it up and it spit it into an empty bottle. The result is a thick, goopy, bacteria-infested liquid that, since I last posted here, has fermented since the 12th of November.
Okay /b/. Trips decides what I do with it.
I will not consume it.
Walk into the nearest church during a service (take a matchbox)
Open the bottle
Pour half into the holy water basin if they have one
Keep the rest
Walk up to the altar (push priest or bishop out of way if necessary)
Set the bottle down
Drop a lit match or two into it
Leave it there
Take a shit on the floor if you need to go
heres an old pic from when i did the same OP
>at least 35MPH
>lob skyward above unsuspecting target
bonus points for photo immediately after impact
more bonus points for recording / uploading the video for lord kek
>inb4 best fucking shampoo nobody ever knew about
I'm not that guy, but how is a bot getting past the captcha? Did somebody actually pay for captcha bypass for a bot? That is fucking insane... especially since nobody is going to trust a site being promoted by spam.
JIZZUS IS THAT YOU?
WHERE WERE YYOU ALL THE TIME???>
wash your damn sheets and make the bed properly
>be finnog, urinate in bottles lacking basic living standards
>miss it, leak on my bed. big time
>use halogen to dry the piss placing it between my sheets, fall asleep drunk of course
wake up in a piss foggy full room of smoke and mist. b proud
One day we will tell our children of this day, when a bunch of people on one of the most carcinogenic boards on the net, came together to get anon to clean his damn room. This is love, this is life.
Do you live with someone else? If so, dip their toothbrush in it, and mix it in with their foods and hygiene products.
If you live alone, take a rag, walk the streets, and ise the rag to wipe a decent lump of it in the fingerhold of every driverside car door you walk past.
>if you don't use a top sheet then you get your blankets filthy
I had an autist former roommate who once let his dad sleep in my room while I was on vacation. I was kinda pissed off, I have no problem with his dad but such a thing has never been discussed. I'd never put someone else in his room in his bed (and sure as fuck not without asking) and we had a perfectly comfy couch. But the best part? How I found out: he came to me afterwards and complained that I didn't have a top sheet on my bed, and was all grossed out about it. (for the record I do use one, I hadn't made my bed and it might have fallen on the floor)
So I'm standing there staring at this dumbshit, saying "Wait, you let your dad sleep in MY room on MY bed without asking me... and you're annoyed at ME because of the condition of my bed? WTF"
So fucking glad I don't live with him anymore.
It is mostly the shit that concerns me. That and shit monsters.