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Just heard about crisis actors... is this shit for real??

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Just heard about crisis actors... is this shit for real??
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No, and they all look different in those pics.
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>>717319149
Yeap.

Best way to manipulate the human race.
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>>717319273
what about this one then????
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>>717319149
Perhaps she is just unfortunate and is a victim of mass shootings on a regular basis
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Yes it is a thing. Like paid trolls by the government etc

They are "working" reality to keep the population buying and dumb.
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>>717319336
Muslims all look alike. Not crisis actor
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>>717319149
If your gonna plan a crazy elaborate hoax, I think you'd be smart enough to use different "crisis actors"
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>>717319149
No. this is just people being stupid like the Mandela effect. They remember shit wrong so it must be an alternate universe. In this case "they look alike so they must be the same person" despite that humans can only have so many facial configurations, and people will inevitably be doubles of each other. That's also why stupid people think that Nicholas Cage is a vampire. They found an old timey picture of a guy who looks just like him. Ditto for John Travolta, Bruce Willis, and Keanu Reeves.
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>>717319336
dude are you retardet.
the news cant take pics of angry sand monkeys
so they take an actor
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>>717319336
incest caused tons of twins?
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>>717319425
This.
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Stay woke, anon.
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>>717319402
Come on, I get people looking alike but the beard is the same in every picture. Do all muslims have the same beard too?
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>>717319485
retarded*
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>>717319476
This is what a vampire would say
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>>717319149
>sheltered white chicks with brown hair
Try again

>>717319578
You mad your shitlord lost the general election
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Question is, are you for real?
Do you actually expect the TV stations to fly reporters all over the world everytime some sandnigger blows something up? Do you have any idea how much plane tickets alone cost these days?
It's common knowledge they use pre-recorded illustrative footage. Doesn't mean the shooting/bombing didn't actually happen or anything, they were just too jew to actually send someone to the site fast enough.
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>>717319767
Ye, I probs would just in case
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>>717319776
how the fuck is that common knowledge. And besides that is highly unethical.
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>>717319634
Thats not a picture of every Muslims in the world. That's a picture of 11 Muslims who look similiar.
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>>717319644
thanks dude
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>>717319776
I'm here just to say it's a conspiracy, not to say that they fly all around the world just to act everything out
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I'm actually really happy to see how much common sense is in this thread.

It's a lot more comforting to believe in a massive guiding hand conspiracy than the reality that technology has made it really easy for crazy assholes to kill random people / children.

You're talking about how the government that couldn't cover up a blowjob is masterminding this huge conspiracy.
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>>717319986

Yeah and it's retarded because they wouldn't use the same fucking actor over and over.

Seriously, where do you go to school to become a "government actor?"
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>>717319476
>Vampire crisis actor [x]
I bet you tell yourself you are important to society and the stability of the world. fucking scumbag
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>>717320128
Its who you know, not what you know ;)
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>>717319149
>and they all look different in those pics.

are you retarded?

you probably believe in pizzagate
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If you take a look at how news is presented, you'll notice a lot of the time they hire teams of actors to illustrate a point.

For example they hire loads of actors to make signs and dress up in would be protester clothing and yell things like "It's not fair!!" I remember seeing one of these drama illustrations and being a bit confused because it just looked so fake. They had some fat lady saying "The private banks are not being fair!!" or some shit along those lines.

It's a bit slanderous but yeah that's how they do it. It's reasonable to do because you can bet on your ass if they actually shot footage of protesters you know those drifters pretending to be politically active are gonna get naked in front of cam and do all kinds of things for attention

hollywood is weird man
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>>717320133

Do you have any real evidence this guy is actually Lt.Nicholas Vogt and that this dude supposedly got his legs blown off in Iraq before the bombing? You know, besides a grainy picture.

It's just hard to believe that people wouldn't be all over this.
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>>717319476
don't forget papa putin
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>>717320133
Also look at how far down his 'knee' is from his waist.
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>>717320133
If the Boston Bombing was fake, don't you think people watching the marathon would notice?
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>>717319336
I'm going to shut this down right now because I have a stupid and laughable job unlike the children of 4chan. I work for the Times. The internet demands that we release news as it happens. If we don't have photo on site then we buy a picture from AP as if it's a stock photo and use it as if it's related to the event because readers demand that there's a picture, I don't know why, just learn to read you fucking idiots. This dude has a photog friend. There are tons of pictures of this dude available, but I promise you he does not travel. He's just politically active and his photo buddy makes bank off of his charisma. There it is. That's it. Stop pretending kids didn't die at Sandy Hook.You're the same people that think the Russian ambassador assassination was staged because it "looked like a movie", it was lit for an interview, you insufferable dolts. Yes, I mad.
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>>717319149
irony is asking if something is real on /b/
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>>717319392
>19392▶
>>>717319149 (OP)
>Perhaps she is just unfortunate and is a victim of mass shootings on a regular basis
or perhaps the media just likes finding generic-looking white women, because that's who the average person feels the most sympathy for

>i feel sympathy for whites, none for niggers, and a little for other races
>i feel more sympathy for women than men
>i feel more sympathy for wholesome-looking brunettes than blondes
>i feel more sympathy for younger people
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All conspiracies end up making you take a leap in logic at some point. Plus all there "facts" are never from valueable sources. The only fucking conspiracy is these people are selling there books and getting classes of people to lecture about there conspiracies.
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>>717319765
How did you get that from me sharing a funny pic? People on the Internet are so desperate to make everything political these days.
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>>717320380
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>>717319925
Many countries actually have laws regarding similar use of illustrative footage, requiring it to be clearly marked in the corner of the screen as just illustration or whatever.
Try watching non-burger news sometimes, you'd be surprised how much of the footage shown isn't actually related to what they're talking about.
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>>717320133
>>717320319
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>>717320282

Do you have any evidence for this or is this just bullshit?
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>>717319336
Lazy Newspapers take the first picture they find on goole about the subject they writing about
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>>717320794
Go fuck yourself boot
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>>717320380

Thank god.
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>>717320774
plausible, but so unethical
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>>717320380
I love you.
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>>717320714
this is him from another angle. Still think he is the same guy??
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>>717319336
i read about this guy he was apparently in some protest and the news media use this guys face when ever they need an angry muslim he's apparently been arrested a lot cos of it

>>717319149
maybe the white girls rook ra srame
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>>717319149
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>>717320133

Hnnnggg.... No blood trail...

>not understanding how cauterisation works
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>>717321229
She is everywhere!!
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>>717321053
This. All white people look the same tbh fam.
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>>717320133
>what is a tourniquet
>what is medical shock, what is morphine
>citation needed

Dumbasses errywhere
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>>717320380
ey fuck you man
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>>717320380
is there any shit you can tell us that you can't publish

also is lack of reserch in jurnolism disgust you people like tyt or cnn
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>>717320133
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>>717321311
I know right? Same for nig's, chinks and spics right fam?
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>>717321053
And he just happened to already be in a wheel chair? Checkmate atheists.
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>>717321612
Okay, yeah fair enough... but the 2 dudes on the top are not the same. Look at the hair, straight and curly.
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There's probably people that get paid to show up at tragic events to make some good pictures for the press, but that doesn't change the fact that those attacks happened and real people were killed.
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>>717320764

if ur a conspiracy theorist all youre doing is insulting everyone around you

"I must be the only person in the world who can see these subtle inaccuracies in the news."


Not only that.. but dude I know most of you conspiracy theorists are actual racists.. Let me tell you, there are practical reasons as to why you shouldn't go over to someone's house and start saying racist shit just because you feel comfortable in doing so

You can't employ a conspiracy theorist. I've seen plenty of racists get employed but if you're a a conspiracy theorist you have gone above and beyond the line because every time you have an interaction with a co-worker you will be cooking up a new conspiracy about how your co-worker is being racist towards you because he knows that you are actually the reincarnation of jesus.
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>>717321768
this is plausible, but either way very unethical.
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>>717321793
I am not a conspiracy theorist. I think this is all bullshit.
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>>717321612
Wtf is his hair curly on right and straight on the left? All these photos are bait
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>>717321053

It's not the same guy. I've personally met this guy several times before the Boston bombing. He used to be a checkout clerk at the Costco in Nashua, NH. Also, you people are fucking autistic if you believe in crisis actors.
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>>717322075
prove to me theyre not autistic crisis
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>>717322215
>prove to me theyre not autistic crisis

Ok, there you go
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>>717319149
Naw, white people all look alike. No gene pool diversity.
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open your eyes people!!
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>>717319930
you dumbass - a major newspaper profiled this guy and yes he does fly all over to attend these rallies.
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people on the internet dont know how the news works.. and they dont know how the taking of pictures and video works, they dont know how ceremonies, social gatherings work

if u havent noticed, events in politics are photographed with the politicians knowing that they are going to be photographed. they pose for pictures and important events.

politicians are not going to discuss serious things in front of a fucking camera lol

just look up pictures of politicians in meetings... does it really look like they are having a conversation ?? or are they posing so that the news can have something to work with? think about it u "holier than thou" fags
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>>717321053
Busted!
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>>717319149
>>717319767
>>717321229
>>717322571
anyone have the fake picture of her without pants on?
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>>717321730
your hair would curl if you just got a blast blown in your face - think man, think.
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>>717321730
It hasn't grown out enough. My half brother has the same thing, his hair will grow relatively straight until it reaches a certain length and the begins to go curly.
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HURR DURR CONSPIRACY
Do the research, faggot. Crisis actors aren't real.
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>>717322894
my hair is straight on my head, but my hair is curly in my pants... That's because it's always a blast in my pants ;)
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>>717323068
I bet it's a blast of a time.
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>>717320380
>The children of 4chan

Why the fuck are you here retard. Actual adults with jobs don't post here.
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>>717322616

all 3 of those tragedies toook place in the same general area. why is it hard to believe she'd know ppl affected?
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>>717324409
youre an idiot
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>>717319425
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>>717319149
Wait a minute. Are you telling me there's more than one brown haired white woman in the world?

WTF
T
F
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>>717319578
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>>717324633
lmao. great comeback. when you can't defend your ludicrous conspiracies just call anybody examining them an idiot
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>>717325284
fuck off. just open your eyes ffs...
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>>717319273
wrong, fuck hed

http://crisiscast.com/
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>>717325393
thats the one thing i can't do. smoked too much pot
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http://crisiscast.com/
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>>717325721
>http://crisiscast.com/
/thread
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>>717325393

but to be serious for a second, refer to this post. open your eyes and see how perpetuating these bs conspiracies has led to actual harm being perpetrated. People whose kids died in sandy hook have been harassed by nutcases that call,text,mail, and more just to call grieving people liars and accuse them of being satan incarnate..get a grip on reality dude. look at what happened with pizzagate. people on sites like this and reddit had fun analyzing the leaked emails and then some retard actually believed they were running a pedo ring out of a pizza parlor and that the best way to confront it was to show up and start firing.. i think the internet has led some folks to become disconnected with reality

>>717321612
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>>717322803
I do gimme a sec
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>>717320380
But anon...
>>717325721
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>>717321612
it just appears the hairline and cowlick is different for the two heff bauman
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>>717325879
>i think the internet has led some folks to become disconnected with reality
Glad to have you friend
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>>717322803
>>717325882
Here you go
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>>717319149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5UTfPAMbsw
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>>717326029
thanks
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>>717324409
nice bait
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>>717319149
These are always my favourite parts of conspiracy theories.
Were the tinfoil hats assume that there is an all-powerful organization orchastrating all these events meticulously to push some sort of illuminati agenda, but at the same time the organization is stupid enough to use the same actor 4 times.
Sometimes I wish I were stupid enough to believe this shit, just so that I could I imagine my life as some sort of James Bond movie or something.
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>>717326029
This is fucking disgusting. This is a REAL victim here, and you are just degrading her. You all should be ashamed
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>>717326174
http://crisiscast.com/
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>>717323017
Shut up nigger.
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>>717319336
Oh, yeah. They do those shoots outside my neighborhood. Nevada City.
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>>717326204
the evidence just piles up. LOOK
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>>717325879
>the internet has led some folks to become disconnected from reality.

no way
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>>717326160
It's not that they're "stupid enough to use the same actor 4 times"..

They're smart enough to know that most people don't pay close enough attention, and those that do will be considered crazy by people like you.

This shit has been going on for 60+ years. It's not new. All you need to do is open your mind as you research, instead of dismissing it as impossible.
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>>717321053
Notice how the guy in the cowboy hat is pinching off the femoral artery?
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>>717319149
generic white girl with long brown hair... so unique
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>>717325879
you have to question the news. you have to question your government. just accepting everything leads to slavery.

Is it that far fetch that in a scheme to demonize guns they use fake shootings?

Is it that far fetch that the super wealthy and powerful put their religious trusts in Satanic teachings, which promise power?
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>>717326273

Grass Valley checking in!
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>>717326305
its fake
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>>717319149
7 billion people on the planet and 4 20-30 year old woman with black, shoulder length hair.

THIS CAN NOT BE A COINCIDENCE.
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>>717326386
Still waiting on that's proof.
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>>717323017
http://crisiscast.com/

This company, above, disagrees with you.
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you know you're a fucking lunatic when you believe in conspiracy theories.
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>>717326439
just open your eyes... FUCK YOU PEOPLE ARE IGNORANT
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>>717326439
Ignore the troll.
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>>717326204
to be honest, these people dont look that distressed. I've seen the blank look in a parents' eyes after losing a child. They cant act to that level of realism. Their whole facial features from hours of crying and terror would be changed.
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>>717326303
So they just bank on people not recognizing the exact same person in images open to the public, yes? They just think 'Aw heck, most people won't notice, probably', right?
Why the fuck would they even run that risk? Why not get 4 fucking actors? Why would they accept even the remotest possibility that this foils their plan?
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>>717325768
When law enforcement or other agencies with a need call this place. I guarantee you it's less about your tin foil hat bull shit. And more about real world training scenarios and crisis response effectiveness. They prepare for real world scenarios using well trained actors. It's like simulating live rounds in a training course.
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>>717326538
you dont want too many people in on it. They use the same people they trust.

Too many people involved and you risk one of them whistle blowing.
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>>717320380
I happen to agree with you, but just an fyi - saying you work at the Times is one of the only things that gives you less credibility than 4chan.
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>>717321793
what the fuck kind of autism did i just read?
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Earn money as a crisis actor! Work for the US and UK governments deceiving the general public!

http://crisiscast.com/
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>>717326485
I know right. Like when has a conspiracy theory ever been true....
6. “America plans terrorist attacks for war”
Orchestrating violent terrorist attacks in American cities and blowing up American ships were just two of the ideas suggested by top military leaders in the US in the 60s.
Why? Because they wanted to push the American public to support a war against Cuba.
‘Operation Northwoods’ was presented to President John F. Kennedy’s defence secretary for approval but was ultimately rejected.

The plans were revealed when 1521 pages of secret military records were declassified and made public in 1997.
There were multiple plans to garner support for US military intervention in Cuba, including ways to “provoke” Cuban reactions or to blame Cuba for the potential death of the first American sent to space, John Glenn.

There are so many instances where conspiracy theories turn out to be true.
I mean look at the fuckifucking NSA and what they do.

SERIOUSLY SHEEPLE WAKE UP
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>>717326912
no burying the proof, agent fuckface

http://crisiscast.com/
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>>717326692
You simply don't seem to realize how stupid that logic is.
People talk about an organization who fakes events to push some political agenda. If ANY of their events were to be proven fake, all hell would break lose. A government or part of the government BOMBING their own populace would lead to open civil war if it got out.
And you think it's realistic that they just roll the dice on that? Not just once, but 4 fucking times?
That's insane.
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>>717326963
First line of that post is sarcasm. Read it.
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>>717326833
Common people hired as actors for mass casualty incidents. Hired locally from the area that is running the exercise.

This thread is cringe. Sage.
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>>717326204
Wasn't there a pair of them that were literal actors with shit on imdb?
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this is now a hitler thread
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Just....listen to No Agenda, and clear your head a bit kids.
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>>717327179
No, no there wasn't.

There are thousands of people who live and work around the Sandy hook school. If this was all fabricated don't you think someone would have noticed? I feel like you've never been part of anything in your life if you think the govt could pull that off.
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>>717319336
It is the same guy. He lives in middle of no-where pakistan and walks miles to attend rallies and protests in islamabad. He's the paki version of a bumfuck retarded red-neck
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>>717320333

You're right. That looks fucking weird.
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>>717326305
that's pretty fucking smart
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>>717327163

Shill gtfo
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>>717322616
they don't even look similar
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>>717327423
No, there really was
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>>717319149
Lol that pic was made by a cook in India. He thinks they are all the same woman because he can not tell one white person from another.
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>>717328258
Proof?
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When is this thread going to die
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>>717329187
not any sooner now, cockgoblin
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>>717329322
What you mean?
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>>717329361
well, you do keep bumping it
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>>717329448
I didn't mean to. How do you stop thread?
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enculé
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>>717329507
close the tab on your browser
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>>717321053
I wonder if anybody ended up eating that orange.
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>>717329585
It doesn't stop it, I tried.
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>>717325768
>http://crisiscast.com/
CrisisCast Limited
Registered in England 08533880
Registered Office 20-22 Wenlock Road London N1 7GU
VAT No. 177046104

wtf are you guys on?
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>>717329507
1. close tab with page
2. post until limit is reached
3. don't post
4. delete system32
5. ?
6. profit
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>>717329664
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>>717329644
The orange is a common movie prop. It's not editable. OPEN YOUR EYES FFS.
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>>717329827
Don't!
Your ruining it.
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>>717329735
there's a russian safehouse like 20 m away
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>>717329907
blame it on the Russians
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>>717330059
im just sayin, it's up to you what to believe...
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>>717329907
how is it a safehouse if you know where it is?
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>>717326305

It looks like the other leg has a tourniquet as well, or it's his boxers showing, but my guess is the former.
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>>717330148
I believe in Russia
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>>717326174
this is /b/ , this is degradationland
fucking moral faggot
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>>717330210
it's pretty obvious and easy to spot if you live in this area and see what's going on there
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what drugs are y'all on
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>>717320380
>Stop pretending kids didn't die at Sandy Hook.You're the same people that think the Russian ambassador assassination was staged because it "looked like a movie", it was lit for an interview, you insufferable dolts. Yes, I mad.
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>>717319425
Yeah this... If they can pull off this big of a hoax, they are not going to get the basics wrong.

On this topic... I don't get the "Obama is not actually American" claim... What motivation would they have to get a non-American into office? Why bother? If he is a part of some greater conspiracy, why would they take the chance and chose a non American, when surely they could have found plenty of just as good Americans.
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anyone else think these crisis are kids from pizzagate?
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>>717330406
truth pills bro
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>>717326350
>far fetch

Why are conspiritards always illiterate?
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>>717320380
>I'm going to shut this down right now because I have a stupid and laughable job unlike the children of 4chan. I work for the Times.

I'll need proof before believing your absurd claims faggot.
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>>717330568
speaking of potentially finding someone better for the job out of 200 million eligible adults...
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>>717330772
what he says makes sense.
if you dont think it makes sense "proof" that he works for "the times" wont help you either
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obama has 20 days to take your guns away. he better hurry.
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>>717330712
because they're russians
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HEY GUYS INSTEAD OF BEING FUNCTIONING HUMANS, LETS BELIEVE IN A CONSPIRACY!
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>>717319149
I know this is bait, but the fact that people believe in this conspiracy stuff makes me sad for the human race. They are as dumb as the Muslims and the evangelicals and the 8th gender tumblrs and the trump supporters and the Bernie bros, and oh wait, everyone is an idiot.
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>>717330980
i think its a stock photo
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>>717330772
Oh no, the news is completely trust able, don't you know? If he says he is from the news, he must be, we don't need any sources beyond unsubstantiated claims. Like they said, Clinton has a 98% chance of winning.

Just like the claims that the CIA made, Russia hacked the election... So what if they refuse to give any evidence, so what if they are doing the same thing as "They have weapons of mass destruction" that lead to years of war, billions of dollars, and a document 10 years later saying they lied.

Be a good feminist, Listen and Believe.
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>>717330784
Exactly. So why would they pick Obama, if he's not actually American.. they would not risk it.

They being the DNC.
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>>717320133
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>>717331136
why would the CIA make russia hack the election?
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>>717330980
Nice Photoshop.
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Crisis actors dont mean the event was fake, but the news coverage is fake. They fly these people in to make a big show on TV for money. People act unpredictably after shock and trauma, so to mitigate the risk of something on TV that doesnt generate enough money, they have crisis actors.

Just like those overpaid pieces of shit in their greenroom in washington DC pretending to be in Iraq holding missiles or some shit
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>>717320714
You ignorant motherfucker.

If you actually believe this, then I hope you die in a bloody paperclip accident.

If bait, well done for getting me to respond.
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>>717319149
nah, all those dead people is alive yo
theys chillin wit biggie, tupac and elvis
don't believe the hype, aint nobody shot nobody ever
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>>717331278

"Hack the election" is a meaningless slogan for stupid people

This whole Russiadidit conspiracy is on the level of "DOGGIE ATE MY HOMEWORK", the only problem is democrats are so stupid they repeat their own fake shit until they believe it, like those fake polls showing hillary would win 99%
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>>717319149
Go home Alex Jones. There are no gay frogs here
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>>717331435
you mean bill hicks
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>>717321659
True story.. especially niggers, spics and chinks.
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FUCK REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS THEY SO GAY FUCK THEM FUCK
ESPECIALLY REPULICANS
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>>717319149
almost like there are women with brown hair all over the place, huh
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>>717331318

Ooh look, someone didnt believe the officials and authorities. Thump your flabby little chest and threaten him, that'll do it. I bet he just didn't drink enough flouride to be as brain damaged as you. But did you hear about the kick ass football game?
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>>717331551
Pick whatever illuminati factor you want to. All of them are grade A super market tabloids
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Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap-leak-cf
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>>717331413
I don't think it is just the Democrats... there are echochambers on both sides... But the Neo-Progressive movement is by far the most guilty of it.
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>>717328228
>YouTube is my proof
You guys will believe anything as long as it has a scary sound track to it
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>>717320380
i want hot, sweaty sex with you
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>>717330405
>obvious safe spot put up by the government
You really are that dumb huh yeah government safehouses are just wide out in the open and obvious. Moron
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>>717324898
>>717319425
Why would you need to when no one would believe you anyway. You know how crazy it sounds that the government has plotted against it's own people to spread an unwanted agenda? Do you know how many people decry an individual who questions what the governments actions truly are? The proof is out there if you read it, false flags are not a new invention history is filled with them, all it takes is using the internet to read instead of looking at cute cat pictures and worrying about what the kardashians are up to. The fact of the matter is, your life, like mine and others in our day to day lives are minuscule compared to the lives of the rich and the famous, there is an agenda that will corrupt every branch of government and every bit of wealth that our country has allowed it to. Government is not a bad thing, the government we have now is a bad thing, we the people have been lied too and if it wasn't for the television and other distractions, and people that no longer have an apt to study or read instead of snoping information or glancing at a major news network for a reliable "source". Instead of arguing online, a lot of things you will find out with this beautiful creation of the interwebs, there is a reason why governments want total control over it, net neutrality, I will give you a hint its not porn or any other "criminal activity".
>TL;DR
In a time of universal deceit — telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
George Orwell said this and he's as hindsight as you can get
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>>717331278
The CIA claimed Russia helped Trump win by exposing a lot of the corruption in the Democratic party. Two problems with this

1) The CIA has refused to show any sort of proof or reasoning. They refuse to show a proper case findings to congress.

2) Even if Russia did, they are only showing what is going on behind the curtains, the Democratic party was being super corrupt.
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>>717319425
Plenty of money for elaborate hoax, just don't have it in the budget to hire a bigger pool of crisis actors
fuck it, we'll go cheap
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>>717319149
it's nothing
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>>717332000
kek, but nobody would expect it there. Moron
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>>717332128
>the government ever does anything cheap.
So they will pay an arm and a leg for weapons but purposely stage a school shooting because... What? What's the motive?
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See Rich Vos at helium comedy club in philadelphia January 5th through 7th.
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>>717332288
Says who? If it's on the internet, that means it's been compromised
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>>717331854
The assertion was that one of the parents was a professional actor, which he was.
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>>717332385
Yeah actors are a dime a dozen. What's your point? Every time an actor is involved, it's automatically a setup?
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>>717332091
I belive greatly in truth... But I tend not to belive in conspiracy theories. I need real solid evidence, not just surface level stuff that most theories are fleshed out with.

I love George Orwell's work, but I fear the opposite to his extreme. On one side you get a government that controls everything, on the other hand you get a society filled with paranoid idiots who belive anything that is against the status quo.

I believe in the middle ground. A society of realistic skeptics, more skeptical than we are now, but still firmly believing in proof and evidence via the scientific method.
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>>717332128
do you really think there are people smart enough to see pass that though? I mean most people get upset about those abused animal commercials, and they guarantee if you donate 10 dollars they will send you a PICTURE of an animal at their shelter. I mean people in mass are beyond stupid, our forefathers knew this, hence why the Electoral College was invented. They figured that citizens would get duped into believing a tyrannical force, and in a way it happened. Now we got the two party system in our shoddy excuse of a Republic
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>>717320453
This
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>>717332483
Not necessarily, but why did his films get deleted from imdb?
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>>717319634
Well, there's a lot of muslims, anon. The fact that the beard is that common is more believable than the face, really.
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>>717319149

http://www.snopes.com/same-girl-crying-now-oregon/
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>>717319476
I want to believe.
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>>717332536
I agree with you wholly, government can and is a great thing if worked properly, Our whole country and world was built on conspiracy though.and I also agree that you need the whole shabang to make a conclusion, but research is available for mostly everyone in America at their fingertips. All they need is the want to and they can discover not only Operation Northwoods or ties to the political governments of our so called ":enemies" and the funding of terrorist groups. I would love to be in a middle ground with you and all the rest of the world, but thats just not happening at this moment and I think its time for we the people to actually understand what true power exist within our numbers, also our intellects. There are no stupid human beings, just ill educated.
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>>717321793
lol dis nigga legit retarded, yo.
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>>717332741
Go ask imdb but that isn't the only site that shows actors and there movies. Of it gets delete from Google seach I would be more interested.
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>>717326174
You must b new here
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>>717319149
I was a crisis actor in the 170s and 1980s.

Did all the best gigs;
Assassination of Reagan. The guy they got to replace him used to be his stunt double in the cowboy flicks era. I was a medical orderly behind him when the double came out of hospital with a bandaged arm.

The electricity outage in NewYork. My line was "There ain't no security alarms going off. I'm scared!"

The Elvis death... where he retired to Hawaii and we 'cried' and placed flowers outside his former home Gracelands.

I was even at Bhopal, in brown face.

I enjoyed it but I developed an eye condition from the fake tear fluid they used to use so now I do voice overs for ads.

It was a good life.
I remember it fondly.
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>>717333011
him and his friend have a time machine phone booth, i saw a documentary about it once.
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>>717326063
This guy is a huge faggot and I can't stand him.
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>>717327141
Only sane person in the thread.
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>>717326485
You mean like mk ultra?

Some conspiracy theories are dumb as fuck but to say all conspiracy theories are concocted by lunatics makes me think you dumb as fuck nigga
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