>still pooping like a 14th century French peasant
why haven't you accepted the one true way to poop yet anon? Abandon your archaic ways before it's too late!
my point exactly anon. Pajeet was right all along
we must join them in their superior stool passing techniques lest the white race dies of self-induced colon cancer
Squatting on the toilet itself is just sillyness. Get a proper low sitting toilet that naturally has you close to the squatting position and you're good. Or you can go full ham and get a japanese style toilet.
High rise toilets piss me off. I understand why the handicap ones are so, but ffs why would you make them like that when you don't have to?
>14th century French peasant were doing this you shitbag
Didn't I say exactly that?
no. Your knees have to touch your chest and your body must sit upright
you are willingly putting yourself at risk of developing colon cancer
Or maybe we could keep our toilets and just have them have foot pedals like pic related, and two handle-bars for support.
no more excuses. save the white race by buying/building a squatty potty foot supporty!
niggers, jews, spics and gooks can continue to shit straight. And if anything this information is yet another incentive to help India modernise ASAP.
just imagine this comedy gold
don't try this you will die. the toilet seat will break away eventually and you will hit the base of your skull on the rim of the toilet. you will either become an potat or just straight up fucking die
if you want to slav squat you should get an east asian style squat toilet or a bucket, but for the love of god don't be doing this on a western toilet. you risk grievous injury or even death.
tfw taking a shit takes too much time and effort