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roll
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No, this is fucking convoluted and stupid.
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>>717314272

72 beginning points
+25 points for 18% chance sickness
= 97 points

>30 points - $100k/year
>15 points - Huge Room
>10 points - Fast Food
>1 point - Toilet Paper
>3 points - Hygenic Package
>5 points - Health Clinic
>3 points - Temp Control
>3 points - Cleanliness
>15 points - Top of line computer
>10 points - 20 occasions of sex

I'd do it
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>>717314651
Don't be mad peanut brain
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Always wanted to find your favourite snap chat leaks? Use this tool today & thank me later lolol
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>>717314272
First for rolling.
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>>717314272
rollerino
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>>717314272
rawl
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>>717315586
who the fuck comments a pic like that? it makes the entire shot look retarded. It went from being kinda sexy to another panty line.
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Rolll
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rallin
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roll baby roll
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>>717315194
94 pts
>100,000 yearly
>huge room
>gourmet food
>toilet paper
>music room
>cleanliness
>health clinic
>library
>temp control
>shit tv
shit tv to even it out even though i wouldn't use, i would prob do it even without the hygiene, pron or sex
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>>717314272
rawl XD
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>>717315678
>Salary
100,000USD/year
48 points left.

>Room
Regular room.
38 points left.

>Food
Fast food, pick quality brands.
28 points left.

>Facilities
Toilet paper. Hygenic package. Cleanliness.
21 points left.

>Entertainment
Unlimited sex.
1 point left.
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>>717316221
Re roll
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Rolling hehee
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rolo
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>>717314272
rell
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Rollerino rollerino
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rollerino
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asdfglöj
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>>717314272
Confusing as fuck but whatever
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>>717316888
c h e c k e d
h
e
c
k
e
d
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rfdgkjh
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ralling
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dwawdwa
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roller
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fer
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rolle
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>>717314272
rollin
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rerr
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rollipolli
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rollo
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>>717314272
le roll ecks dee
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>>717316888
So let me get this straight
I have 88 points or something?
>65 points for $1,000,000 / year
>trips, multiplied by 100
> 10 years of this = $10,000,000,000
Still not the average gdp of developed nations but I'm fine with it
Might start a country when I get out
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>>717314272
roll
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Rolll
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Rollo.
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>>717314272
for great justice.
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>>717314272
lets go for it
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great now I have to roll first to figure these out...
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Rollerino
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ROLll
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Blind roll
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Sure why not.
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>>717314272
rollin
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>>717314272
k
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>>717314272
rol
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Rolly poleys
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>>717314272
rollingg
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Ring
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>>717314272
rolling
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roll-a-rino
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>>717319319
reroll
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rolls
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>>717319749
again
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Rollerino
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>>717314272
rollo
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Rolll
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>>717319475
75 points
>$10000 75
>Fast food 65
>Regular room 55
>Hygienic package 52
>Temp control 49
>Cleanliness 46
>Toilet paper 45
>Top of the line PC 30
>Unlimited LSD (Im sure this can be allowed) 20
>HD TV 10
>Health Clinic 5
>May as well have every console 0
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>>717314272
ROLL XDDDDDDD
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rewl
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>>717314272
roll
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r r r rollin
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rawl
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>>717320254
54pts

$10,000 0
shit room 1
shit tv 2
music room 5
library 10
intoxicants (marijuana) 10
fast food 10
washer+dryer 5
toilet paper 1
hygiene package 3
10 sex occasions 5
shit pc 2

think id probably be a little miserable but might have some fun
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>>717314272
Rolling for the good life
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I don't really give a fuck what results I'd get, I'd do this anyway.
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>>717321160
So I guess I'd pick toilet paper and hygiene. Otherwise I don't care. I guess I qualify for 100,000 a year? More than I currently make. Oh well.
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CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD
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>>717314272
Rollllll
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>>717314272
Rallies
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>>717314272
Roolo
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>>717319770
hmmmmm
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>>717314272
Mark Wahlberg did 9/11
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>>717314272
rolling!
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rawl
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>>717320688
$20mill in 10 years isnt too bad for living conditions this good
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>>717314272
roll
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>>717314272
rull
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>>717314272
Roll
>also I choose to lose left hand pinky and ring finger
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>>717321071
>$10,000. 71pts
>Regular room. 61pts
>Toilet paper. 60pts
>Health clinic. 55pts
>Hygienic package. 52pts
>Cleanliness. 49pts
>Top of the line pc. 34pts
>unlimited sex. 14pts
>fast food. 4 pts
>Temp control. 1pt
>extra room (shit room). 0pts

Can't complain. This would be easy.
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>>717314272
Rollerino
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>>717314272
hhhhhh
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Hmn. Rolling.
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ahhh
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>>717321810
forgot to choose weed
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>>717314272
asd
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Rollerino
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>>717314272
rawlin
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>>717314272
Roll
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>>717321885
85 points

huge room
hygenic package
temp control
cleanliness
toilet paper
washer dryer
gym
health clinic
fast food
top line pc
console
hd tv
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rollout
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fags
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>>717314272
b
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>>717314272
roll
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rolerino timington
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>>717322284
84 points. Not bad.
A regular room. 74 left.
Shower. 71. Toilet Paper. 70. Washer and Dryer, 65. Temp Control, 62. Cleanliness, 59. Health Clinic, 54. HD TV, 44. Video games, 39. TOL PC. 24. Fast Food, 14. Gym, 4 points.
Maybe I can barter my way to a 'huge room' considering I'm only a point short.
Nonetheless, sounds good to me. A nice laptop and a desktop, good internet, tv, videogames in a comfy room with a comfy bed for ten years, fed, clothed, comfy, with a gym to get swole? That would be ten years of recreating myself, really. Sure, I'd be quite a bit older, but with 100,000 dollars, plenty of internet degrees and education, and a pretty rockin' bod, I'd come out basically ready to take on the world. It would be the comfiest vacation of all time.
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>>717321980
80+25(lose of two fingers)= 105
>Unlimited Sex with person of choice(-20)
>gourmet food(-20)
>$100,000(-30)
> basic room (-10)
>temp control, cleanliness, hygiene, TP(-3,-3,-3,-1)
I got exactly 15 left so
>HD TV (-10)
>console games (-5)
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Anything is better than the hell I am living now.
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Rollerino negro
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roll em up
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>>717322925
Oh dude...
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>>717314272
roll
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Rooooolllllliiinnnggg
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aa
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>>717314272
roll
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>>717314272
ez roll
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>>717322778
Fuck I just realized I picked a playstation over a washer and dryer.
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>>717314272
rollx
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I don't think i would be able to handle it but still
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Rawlin'
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>>717322959
59 + 25 = 84 beginning points
100K Salary - 30P
Regular Room - 10P
Fast Food - 10P
Toilet Paper - 1P
Washer/Dryer/Wardrobe - 5P
GYM - 10P
Top of The Line PC - 10P
Hygenic Package - 3P
10 Occasions of Sex - 5P
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one fucking point

thats shit
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>>717314272
rollin
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>>717314272
roll inh
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dub 99s
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k
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Rawł
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Role
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>>717314272
Godspeed
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Rol
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roll,happy new years everyone
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>>717314272
Roll
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ROLLS
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>>717314272
Role
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kek taskati
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>>717314272
Why not
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>>717314272 roll for trips
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rall
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>>717314272
why is there money if there already is a point system
this thread makes no sense
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Rollingss
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>>717324877
how stupid are you?
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>>717314692
Better thank my normal life tf is this shit op
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rol
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Pls a lot
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>>717314272
Big money...
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>>717314272
fuck hole
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>>717325099
Oh hell yeah 99 and debilitating cold 25
1000000$ 65
fast food 10
regular room 10
temp control 3
Hygenic package 3
toilet paper 1
washer dryer 5
top of the line pc 15
merry wanna 10
shit tv 2
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>>717314272
roll
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>>717314272
roll
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Oiii
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>>717325567
This was better than my non-solitary life:

100k/year salary

regular room, TP, hygenic package, temp control, Battlestation PC, unlimited sex with the woman of my choosing, fast food every day.

AND everyone on the outside forgets me!
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>>717314272
gonna be a student
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>>717324982
since I am smart enough to formulate a question and you arent even capable of answering one
I'd say not as stupid as you
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role
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>>717314272
Sure
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>>717314651
You must be fun at partys
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well well well
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rool
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roolllieo
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>>717314272
rollzzzz
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123 roll
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>>717314272
roll for the opp
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>>717314272
rolllll
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>>717314272
rolling for 99
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>>717327411
bollocks
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Sand
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>>717314272
e
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Ok, lets do this
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>>717314272
Roll!!
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ok
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I gueeeess
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No wammy
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T LMAO
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>>717327611
Fuck
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Rollex
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>>717314272
rawlins
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sure
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rolliolio
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rawlin'
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rooooool
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C'mon high roller
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>>717314272
roll
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>>717314272
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>>717327924
Fuck this game anyway
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rolls
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Super rollllvdfjf
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>>717314272
rolle
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May as well give it a shot.
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>>717314272
Rolling
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recktroll
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>>717314272
rollerinos!
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>>717314272
hello
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>>717314272
not sure if want, still rollin'
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Yeet
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rolleroo
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roland
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>>717314272
roll
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spring rolls
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let it rip.
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another one
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pfa
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rollari
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meh
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>>717314272
rollo
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omg
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Im outta luck
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>>717314272
Rollll
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can i
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