Waifu claiming thread. New Years Edition!
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Post kitty maids
>>717293976
Goodnight, my sweet. Dream of us.
>cuddles up next to you and grips tightly
>>717294000
True there were alot of good side characters in that series
>>717292385
I haven't had trifle in years, was it good?
>>717293065
Well you're cute too!
Last claim, then I'm actually out.
>>717294148
It's so off...they're on like two different time signatures or something
>>717294242
If Kirito wasn't the mc it would be so much better
>>717293799 (Shumggers)
Nope I live in America, what about you?
>>717293862
Thanks. Well, it's new years after all, gotta start it off right~.
>>717294132
Ah those were the days.
>>717294312
It did make for an excellent abridged series tho
>>717294255
It was good. Store sponge and peaches, but still good.
>>717294312
Well, they are. The tempo is too fast for DMX to sync right.
Kirito a shit.
>>717294439
With you taking off my clothes?
Hello
I am using translate google for this
I not speak english sorry.
子日和!
>>717293823
Who is your waifu? she's pretty cute.
>>717293926
Thanks, but i feel i can deal with it, it's not really something i talk about anyway.
>>717294380
Good to hear! also are you drunk by any chance?
>>717294242
Howdy Tali, how was your new year?
Nighty night everyone, off to bed with me
>>717294242
>
Goodnight lovely
>>717294634
fair enough. best of luck.
>>717294561
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>717294670
Goodnight
>>717294500
Oh definitely. I love that series so much. Episode 10 was perfect
>>717294519
Yep. He is the reason most people dislike the series. At least he kinda took the backseat in Mothers Rosario, and hopefully his role in Alicization is smaller
>>717294561
cute
>>717294538
Of course, though it might prove to be a little difficult to do while my mouth is firmly pressed against your own.
>>717294733
Hes a literal Mary Sue. Can do everything and anything. Worse than Rory, and she takes the backseat all the time.
>>717293926
Welcome
>>717293965
>>717294242
Never heard of that pepper
>>717294000
>>717294312
>checked
You must. It's tradition
>>717294334
Texas fag reporting
>>717294670
Night
I'mma head home and call it a night yall.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>717294240
>
>>717293926
Will do. It's just insurance stuff that's getting to me is all.
>>717294148
Yaaaaay!
>>717294255
Nou!
>>717294911
That's ok we can take our time. I'm sure the effort will come forth eventually
>>717295096
I hope you're ready for your Cowboys to lose, goodnight.
>>717295110
well I hope it all goes well. try not to worry too much.
>>717295096
Sleep snug, m'smugger
>>717295110
>grumbles about feeling like a pleb
>bucky claimed lurking edition
>>717294931
Yeah, if he wasn't so damn strong and blatant wish fulfillment...maybe that's why I like Yuuki and Sinon, they're strong because they are strong, not because of some deus ex machina. That said, Kirito is strong because he's a beta tester.
>>717295096
Good night Snyg
>have some bedroom eyes
>>717294780
oh my~
>>717294687
what
also that other poster wanted the translation it is "remove the water lotus"
>>717295379
Happy New Year!
Where are you from?
What is your name?
>>717295246
Thanks m8, I try not to. But sometimes, ya know?
>>717295282
>[Hues in hidden]
>>717295654
Anon happy New year
>>717295654
What's wrong?
>>717295096
Goodnight.
>>717295151
Our clothes will slowly begin to come off piece by piece as we're enveloped in our kiss.
>>717295735
Oh I'm sure we would be naked before we knew it really and then it would get hot
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/! Happy New Years!
>>717295580
i am from japanese
you?
my name in romaji is Makoto. but her name is Azusa
>>717296132
Goodnight Yuuki
>>717294634
That's actually mine just so ya know
>>717295366
beta male*
>>717296160
Ah Japan.
There are some people here who can write in Japanese.
I am from America.
Is it true that Japanese people live with their parents until they are 40 years old?
>>717295988
Oh yes, the temperature outside may be cold, but in our room it would be plenty hot~.
>>717296132
Goodnight.
Claim
>>717295366
And because he had the 'strength of will' by being a selfish prick. At least Rorywillingly backseats. She only intervenes against gods and barely does anything other than be head of police and drink.
>>717295610
>bullis in Aussie
>>717294685
Thanks, and hope you have a good year!
>>717296160
Oh, a newfriend? what brings you here?
>>717296176
Nonsense, why would she belong to you?
>>717296479
Oh I would love that. Your hands all over my body
>>717296530
something's missing -_-
>>717296592
I don't have the full one saved
>>717295610
hey your waifu has the same name is me.
am i your waifu technically?
>>717296350
i need to learn english
yes i was talking to one earlier
i've never heard of someone doing that.
>>717296566
i love kiru ra kiru!
>>717296566
Since she loves me.
>>717296745
>kiru ra kiru!
kek
>>717296745
English is very easy to learn, all you have to do is listen to a lot of popular music and read the lyrics.
>that's how I learned anyway
>>717296745
It's pretty amazing, who's your favorite?
>>717296830
You have no proof for that.
>>717296569
All the sliding, squeezing, and caressing my hands would do to your soft beautiful body.
>>717297010
Her snugglin up to me every day is proof enough for me!
>>717296745
What is your favorite anime?
Would you also mind sharing your favorite books, video games and music? Just curious
>>717296687
save it :o
>>717297010
my favorite is mako or nonon!
>>717296977
i thought you are american, no?
>>717296832
what thats its name? キルラキル is kiru ra kiru
>>717297093
You're making it hard to concentrate on cs go. I actually was touched by a person longer than I can remember today. They sat on my feet if that counta
>>717297297
I was born in America but I did not live here my entire life.
What part of Japan do you live in?
haro me from japanese ^_ ^^ i likea da animu pls gif attention
Stopping by to say, Nice threat op, BUT! all of your waifus are shit, GNITE CUMDUMPS
>>717297224
Maybe i don't want to -_-
>>717297113
Nonsense, fight me!
>>717297297
Ah, everybody like those two quite a lot.
What other things do you like?
>>717297557
Rude and wrong.
>>717297659
because you don't love me? -_-
>>717297722
I'm not gay -_-
>>717297297
>he can understand kek despite lack of english
It's not even a real word
>>717297797
dick toucher -_-
>>717297983
Butt rubber -_-
I posted this here because I need to right click it for an image search, Can't seem to remember her name.
>>717298029
I don't rub my butt I finger it -_-
>>717297528
Hello what brings you to 4chan?
>>717297557
Your waifu is a cute.
>>717297828
Am I being trolled?
>>717298114
Same thing -_-
>>717297528
ほっといてくれ、ばか
>>717297438
i live in the Saitama-ken region
>>717297828
i know about 4chan's board culture
>>717297703
Oh, but it's not nonsense at all, Nui's mine. And bring it!
But for now I'm off, gonna carry Nui to bed and get some rest. And some things you tell me not to mention~
>>717294125
https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/fucked-ft-micah-byrnes
>>717298212
not even close
you're not gay but you willingly stroke your dick -_-
>>717297377
Maybe i should tone it down a bit then~. I wouldn't want to distract you with lewd pictures or anything. Well they were touching you, so it counts.
>>717298239
Liar, liar, pants on the dryer!
That's complete nonsense.
>>717298222
Nice trips
What is there to do in Saitama~?
>>717298317
It's not the same thing -_-
It would be gay if another guy touched it, but i own it so it's not wrong to touch it -_-
>>717298222
Do you ever watch anime in English with Japanese subtitles?
>>717298419
Oh no I love it. So close to someone reading it is exciting. Yeah it sounds weird if I think about it
>>717298574
well why can a girl touch your dick and not me? -_-
besides "being gay" it doesn't feel different for you
>>717298222
what does japan think of gays?
>>717298728
Girls can't touch it either -_-
>>717298845
so you're not gay or straight? :o
>>717298893
I'm straight, i just
I don't fucking know, don't ask stupid questions -_-
>>717299047
they're serious questions just like I seriously like you -_-
>>717298711
Oh my, whatever would you do if someone did see? Did you have shoes on while it happened?
>>717299106
Ask better questions then -_-
>>717299216
Take my feelings more seriously :o
>>717298734
i don't know what other people think but i think they are wierd but they're okay
>>717298624
why would i do that
>>717298550
not much really
i like the coastal prefectures better though
>>717299359
Oh, I wish I could live in Fukuoka, but I heard Japanese don't like Americans :(
>>717299332
No :o
Hello
>>717299514
That's mean -_-
>>717299120
Try to cover it up not very well of course. Nope when I woke up he was sitting on my feet
>>717299547
Welcome back
>>717299565
:o
>>717299509
some japanese like Americans because they are more manly and more direct
>>717299594
Thanks
i wish i could watch someone fuck my waifu this new year
>>717299662
How was your new years?
>>717299609
I love you :o
>>717299722
I slept until like 9 and my schizophrenia started getting bad so not too great, yours?
>>717299772
Then why do you torment her?
>>717299772
:o
>>717299359
Well since so many non Japanese people watch anime in Japanese with English subtitles, i was curious if the opposite happened.
>>717299547
Hiya.
>>717299568
But it was too late, as they saw everything~. Hmm that's kinda strange to sit on a sleeping persons feet.
>>717299825
just being gay
>>717299904
Hey I drew this one :o
Do you like me?
>>717299628
Yeah Americans are real assholes.
>>717299685
What the fuck.
>>717300128
>>717300072
Really? Why do you say that? Most I met when I visited seemed genuinely nice and endearing.
>>717299790
I spent the half hour before and after watching a fire in 4k, then slept till 11. Had a good dinner with family, so it was a good day.
>>717299930
How was your New Years?
>>717300291
Sounds like a nice day
>>717300072
The weak despise the strong
>>717300041
As a friend :o
>>717300128
>>717300403
have you ever liked anyone as more than a friend? :o
>>717299930
That's the thrill of it though. Yeah but it was pleasant enough
>>717300408
Her smile is intoxicating... I can't stop watching this gif
>>717300379
Just winding down with some MWO.
>>717300441
No
>>717300187
>>717300408
>>717300072
would you do it?
>>717300542
Nice, I am waiting for Chara to wake up
>>717300215
It's just how they are, they're very nice people but they can be somewhat overly emotional about anything.
>>717300385
I love my big strong friends because they fight my battles for me.
>>717300633
No! What the fuck
Goodnight.
>>717300579
I hope you find someone that makes you happy and loves you
and I hope you don't forget about me ever :o
>>717300741
Chara is dating Sonokawa, fyi.
>>717300817
I see
>>717300469
>
>>717300615
Boring day?
>>717300741
He should be around soon.
I love you guys so much.
Like I'd suck/lick you off and not ask for a kiss love you
>>717300778
Smells like a coward.
>>717300788
I will :o
I won't :o
>>717300932
I won't -_-
I won't :o
>>717300379
It was pretty good. It sucks to hear that yours didn't go so well.
>>717300447
Hmm i thought you weren't into such risky behavior~. Hey as long as you enjoyed yourself.
>>717301050
That is good c:
>>717300875
I only just woke up
Morning of the First Day.
>>717301210
So yes.
>>717301249
364 days remain
>>717301249
morning cutie :o
>>717299685
okay but we have to rp it out though
*takes off Yuno's top*
>>717301374
*puts hand in knee*
Let me just pop this here
>>717301424
wat
>>717301050
With you it's worth it and I wouldn't tell him that though
>>717301487
I put on my robe and wizard hat
>>717299685
Only if you lick the cum out of her pussy and suck the cum off my cock
>>717300778
faggot
>>717301374
not too good at rp but i will try my best.
>she blushes
>>717301535
deal deal deal!
>>717301293
Just a few.
>>717301368
Good morning.