Waifu claiming thread. New Years Edition!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Oversexualised content encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Post kitty maids
Goodnight, my sweet. Dream of us.
>cuddles up next to you and grips tightly
True there were alot of good side characters in that series
I haven't had trifle in years, was it good?
Well you're cute too!
It's so off...they're on like two different time signatures or something
If Kirito wasn't the mc it would be so much better
Nope I live in America, what about you?
Thanks. Well, it's new years after all, gotta start it off right~.
Ah those were the days.
It was good. Store sponge and peaches, but still good.
Well, they are. The tempo is too fast for DMX to sync right.
Kirito a shit.
I am using translate google for this
I not speak english sorry.
Who is your waifu? she's pretty cute.
Thanks, but i feel i can deal with it, it's not really something i talk about anyway.
Good to hear! also are you drunk by any chance?
Howdy Tali, how was your new year?
Nighty night everyone, off to bed with me
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Oh definitely. I love that series so much. Episode 10 was perfect
Yep. He is the reason most people dislike the series. At least he kinda took the backseat in Mothers Rosario, and hopefully his role in Alicization is smaller
Of course, though it might prove to be a little difficult to do while my mouth is firmly pressed against your own.
Hes a literal Mary Sue. Can do everything and anything. Worse than Rory, and she takes the backseat all the time.
Never heard of that pepper
You must. It's tradition
Texas fag reporting
I'mma head home and call it a night yall.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Will do. It's just insurance stuff that's getting to me is all.
That's ok we can take our time. I'm sure the effort will come forth eventually
I hope you're ready for your Cowboys to lose, goodnight.
well I hope it all goes well. try not to worry too much.
Sleep snug, m'smugger
>grumbles about feeling like a pleb
Yeah, if he wasn't so damn strong and blatant wish fulfillment...maybe that's why I like Yuuki and Sinon, they're strong because they are strong, not because of some deus ex machina. That said, Kirito is strong because he's a beta tester.
Good night Snyg
>have some bedroom eyes
also that other poster wanted the translation it is "remove the water lotus"
Happy New Year!
Where are you from?
What is your name?
Thanks m8, I try not to. But sometimes, ya know?
>[Hues in hidden]
Our clothes will slowly begin to come off piece by piece as we're enveloped in our kiss.
Oh I'm sure we would be naked before we knew it really and then it would get hot
I'm off to bed, good night /waifu/! Happy New Years!
i am from japanese
my name in romaji is Makoto. but her name is Azusa
That's actually mine just so ya know
There are some people here who can write in Japanese.
I am from America.
Is it true that Japanese people live with their parents until they are 40 years old?
Oh yes, the temperature outside may be cold, but in our room it would be plenty hot~.
And because he had the 'strength of will' by being a selfish prick. At least Rorywillingly backseats. She only intervenes against gods and barely does anything other than be head of police and drink.
>bullis in Aussie
Thanks, and hope you have a good year!
Oh, a newfriend? what brings you here?
Nonsense, why would she belong to you?
Oh I would love that. Your hands all over my body
I don't have the full one saved
hey your waifu has the same name is me.
am i your waifu technically?
i need to learn english
yes i was talking to one earlier
i've never heard of someone doing that.
i love kiru ra kiru!
English is very easy to learn, all you have to do is listen to a lot of popular music and read the lyrics.
>that's how I learned anyway
It's pretty amazing, who's your favorite?
You have no proof for that.
All the sliding, squeezing, and caressing my hands would do to your soft beautiful body.
Her snugglin up to me every day is proof enough for me!
You're making it hard to concentrate on cs go. I actually was touched by a person longer than I can remember today. They sat on my feet if that counta
I was born in America but I did not live here my entire life.
What part of Japan do you live in?
haro me from japanese ^_ ^^ i likea da animu pls gif attention
Stopping by to say, Nice threat op, BUT! all of your waifus are shit, GNITE CUMDUMPS
Maybe i don't want to -_-
Nonsense, fight me!
Ah, everybody like those two quite a lot.
What other things do you like?
Rude and wrong.
I posted this here because I need to right click it for an image search, Can't seem to remember her name.
Hello what brings you to 4chan?
Your waifu is a cute.
Am I being trolled?
Oh, but it's not nonsense at all, Nui's mine. And bring it!
But for now I'm off, gonna carry Nui to bed and get some rest. And some things you tell me not to mention~
Maybe i should tone it down a bit then~. I wouldn't want to distract you with lewd pictures or anything. Well they were touching you, so it counts.
Liar, liar, pants on the dryer!
That's complete nonsense.
What is there to do in Saitama~?
It's not the same thing -_-
It would be gay if another guy touched it, but i own it so it's not wrong to touch it -_-
Do you ever watch anime in English with Japanese subtitles?
Oh no I love it. So close to someone reading it is exciting. Yeah it sounds weird if I think about it
Girls can't touch it either -_-
I'm straight, i just
I don't fucking know, don't ask stupid questions -_-
Oh my, whatever would you do if someone did see? Did you have shoes on while it happened?
Ask better questions then -_-
i don't know what other people think but i think they are wierd but they're okay
why would i do that
not much really
i like the coastal prefectures better though
Oh, I wish I could live in Fukuoka, but I heard Japanese don't like Americans :(
Try to cover it up not very well of course. Nope when I woke up he was sitting on my feet
i wish i could watch someone fuck my waifu this new year
I slept until like 9 and my schizophrenia started getting bad so not too great, yours?
Well since so many non Japanese people watch anime in Japanese with English subtitles, i was curious if the opposite happened.
But it was too late, as they saw everything~. Hmm that's kinda strange to sit on a sleeping persons feet.
Yeah Americans are real assholes.
What the fuck.
I spent the half hour before and after watching a fire in 4k, then slept till 11. Had a good dinner with family, so it was a good day.
How was your New Years?
Sounds like a nice day
The weak despise the strong
That's the thrill of it though. Yeah but it was pleasant enough
Just winding down with some MWO.
would you do it?
Nice, I am waiting for Chara to wake up
It's just how they are, they're very nice people but they can be somewhat overly emotional about anything.
I love my big strong friends because they fight my battles for me.
No! What the fuck
He should be around soon.
I love you guys so much.
Like I'd suck/lick you off and not ask for a kiss love you
It was pretty good. It sucks to hear that yours didn't go so well.
Hmm i thought you weren't into such risky behavior~. Hey as long as you enjoyed yourself.
Morning of the First Day.
364 days remain
With you it's worth it and I wouldn't tell him that though
not too good at rp but i will try my best.
Just a few.