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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: New Year, New Meme Edition

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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: New Year, New Meme Edition
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>717288683
When are ids coming back?
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>>717289013
When are IDbro coming back?
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>>717289150
When did IDbro leave?
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>>717289545
Too long ago, but the memories never fade ;_;
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>>717288683
whats the new meme
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>>717290534
Why are (You)'s even gone?

Sidenote: if you're gay enough to have a 4ch pass vote to bring that shit back
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>>717290610
shittiest meme of 2017

also forgot today counts as a public holiday. couldnt even get some late night subway cookies
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Hi guys. I am 13 year girl from Mangere. Please come touch fanny. Not tell cops.
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>>717291218
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>>717289724
They will eventually once you get oldtimers disease
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>>717291372
NOT TELL. promise. My parents are mean. They caught me touching. Big trouble. I need man to touch, but secret.
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who /girldick/ here
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>>717291867
i do, pls post, i'll trade you tanks
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>>717291867
this counts, right?
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Does anyone want to go spearfishing/diving tomorrow? Kapiti area
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>>717292499
I wonder who is behind this image
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>>717292666

Whoever they are they belong in a gas chamber.
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>>717292594
Hi, MPI here. Would love to accompany your expedition.
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>>717292747
wow rude
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>>717292860
kek
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>>717292666
:^)

>>717292747
you wish bby
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>>717292860

Lol

We were raided at Makara a few weeks ago.

Between four guys we got 2 fish and 3 paua. One paua was just undersize.

MPI were not impressed.
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>>717293181
that could seriously hurt someone
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>Christchurch
>Still no pic R.I.P me
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>>717293257
>thats the point.jpg
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>717293624
Why are you so late?
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>>717293203
Yes. We here at MPI see it all the time. Non natives and natives alike trying to take from the ocean more than what a government agency allows them. You Hitlers of the sea will be brought to justice.
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>>717293431
wait, why would someone want to deliberately hurt someone?
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>>717293974
many, many, many reasons
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>>717293974
because they find it sexually satisfying. nigga you on a board where people wank to worse
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>>717294578
I know but I'm bored and you rudely stopped replying on kik
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>>717291867
sam?
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>>717293776

Why don't you do something about the chinese mega trawlers in our water.

Even with the police officer and boonga security guard I could have taken the 3 of yer. My dick is thicker than their arms.
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>>717294894
no, is sam qt?
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>>717294984
Come get yer. -P
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Who's doing first nudes of 2K17? Quercy?
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>>717295397
LOL, HOLLA!
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>>717295253
[spoiler]___________yes___________[/spoiler]
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>>717295397
nah nigga, its gonna be me
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>>717295552
hook us up g
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>>717295397
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>>717295555
Checked
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>>717295795
Wow, much nude. Even a doge wouldn't sniff that.
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>>717295795
Ain't nood fuck face
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Me rn
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whats everyone doing for the week? going to dunedin museum tomorrow
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>>717296866
That's gay. Go back to history. Pastfag.
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>>717297172
i just wanna see the butterfly's, nigs
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>>717296866
better be going into the fun section, with the giant piano, electronic ball thingy and what not. or else its quite boring.
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>>717297352
Go back to jokes, bro. Just poking responses out of this dead thread. No offence.
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>>717296218
Can someone start up a noods thread in /b/?
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>>717297479
yes, we'll bully the children as well.

>>717297573
you hurt my feelings :{
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>>717297749
good shit nigger
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I'm shitposting and no one can stop me
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>>717297777
good quads nigger
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>>717297749

im in dunners.
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>>717298139
show dick
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>>717298302

show your chubby, run around the octagon with your dick hanging out.
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>>717298511
give me a couple minutes
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>>717298769
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>>717299071
Rape by Bully.
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Any cunts fucking about in hawkes bay?
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hawkes bay nudes
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>>717299608
faggot
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>>717301479
Once were Warriors.
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>>717302807
Pedo.
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where the qt auckland boys
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>>717303487
They got raped by a Samoan called Jeff.
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>>717303581
fuck. I wanted a cuddlefucker but im not taking one with a loose butt
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>>717303581
Jeff is overweight and very conscious of it. He needs to rape qt auckland boys in order to get some sort of validation in his life. Jeff has self-esteem issues.
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tfw no qt viking type to have buttsnuggles with
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>>717303729
someone should tell this jeff guy to calm down a bit and sort through his life thats a sad tale
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Anyone got chonty nudes?
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>>717303924
Yeah I knew this viking who was p sweet but he was too distant otherwise i would have snuggled the fuck to him
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I had the worst New Years. Town was full of fucking Indians from some Bollywood event at Sky City.
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>>717303993
I'm so lonely at this point I'd accept thinly veiled contempt at this point if it meant physical contact
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>>717303930
No one is going to go up to an overweight Samoan who is known for raping guys to tell him he has self esteem issues.
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>>717304069
What about cuddling on a couch whilst watching old movies from our childhood that still suprisingly hold up.

>>717304238
Yeah good cos I know some of the guys here are pretty lonely
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>>717304069
It's okay Joshie i'll cuddle you
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>>717304422
I'd swap my cat for a chance of that..

>>717304469
tfw not Joshie
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>>717304539
Are you an aucklando then? I'm only willing to go so far for cuddles and personal happiness
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>>717304617
I am not
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>>717304422
>>717304469
Christ is up with all this legit faggotry.
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>>717304643
Can I swap my cat for you to come over here then? Im to sleepy to go over there.
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>>717304673
it's not gay if it's girlcock, shitlord

>>717304690
probs not, cats are probably too important to swap. I just have a few to spare
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>>717304856
>it's not gay if it's girlcock, shitlord
>not gay if it's girlcock
>girlcock
>cock
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>>717304856
Yeah my one is waay cuter than any of yours anyway.

Which one of us has the girlcock?
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>>717301177
name? looks familiar
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>>717290610
>if you're gay enough to have a 4ch pass
Translation: "I'm too poor to afford a 4chan pass."

Faggot.
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>>717304932
/thread
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>>717305073
yeah, I'm out. Go watch some Homeland. Leave these faggots to their grindr chat date.
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>>717305046
(You)'s ARE BACK PRAISE KEK
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>>717304539
It's okay [random anon] i'll still cuddle you
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>>717305271
I concur, anon.
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>>717305297
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>>717304933
why not both

>>717305303
pls
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>>717304932
whoosh
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>>717288683
How's dry season hitting ents these days?
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>>717305568
when/where
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>>717305973
probably never/down south
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Are there any maori pornstars?
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>>717307519
Maoris are too ugly and unclean to be pornstars.
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>>717307546
Noods?
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