/nzg/ - New Zealand General: New Year, New Meme Edition

Why are IDs even gone?

>>717288683
When are ids coming back?

>>717289013
When are IDbro coming back?

>>717289150
When did IDbro leave?

>>717289545
Too long ago, but the memories never fade ;_;

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>>717288683
whats the new meme

>>717290534
Why are (You)'s even gone?

Sidenote: if you're gay enough to have a 4ch pass vote to bring that shit back

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>>717290610
shittiest meme of 2017

also forgot today counts as a public holiday. couldnt even get some late night subway cookies

Hi guys. I am 13 year girl from Mangere. Please come touch fanny. Not tell cops.

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>>717291218

>>717289724
They will eventually once you get oldtimers disease

>>717291372
NOT TELL. promise. My parents are mean. They caught me touching. Big trouble. I need man to touch, but secret.

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who /girldick/ here

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>>717291867
i do, pls post, i'll trade you tanks

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>>717291867
this counts, right?

Does anyone want to go spearfishing/diving tomorrow? Kapiti area

>>717292499
I wonder who is behind this image

>>717292666

Whoever they are they belong in a gas chamber.

>>717292594
Hi, MPI here. Would love to accompany your expedition.

>>717292747
wow rude

>>717292860
kek

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>>717292666
:^)

>>717292747
you wish bby

>>717292860

Lol

We were raided at Makara a few weeks ago.

Between four guys we got 2 fish and 3 paua. One paua was just undersize.

MPI were not impressed.

>>717293181
that could seriously hurt someone

>Christchurch
>Still no pic R.I.P me

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>>717293257
>thats the point.jpg

Why are IDs even gone?

>>717293624
Why are you so late?

>>717293203
Yes. We here at MPI see it all the time. Non natives and natives alike trying to take from the ocean more than what a government agency allows them. You Hitlers of the sea will be brought to justice.

>>717293431
wait, why would someone want to deliberately hurt someone?

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>>717293974
many, many, many reasons

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>>717293974
because they find it sexually satisfying. nigga you on a board where people wank to worse

>>717294578
I know but I'm bored and you rudely stopped replying on kik

>>717291867
sam?

>>717293776

Why don't you do something about the chinese mega trawlers in our water.

Even with the police officer and boonga security guard I could have taken the 3 of yer. My dick is thicker than their arms.

>>717294894
no, is sam qt?

>>717294984
Come get yer. -P

Who's doing first nudes of 2K17? Quercy?

>>717295397
LOL, HOLLA!

>>717295253
[spoiler]___________yes___________[/spoiler]

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>>717295397
nah nigga, its gonna be me

>>717295552
hook us up g

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>>717295397

>>717295555
Checked

>>717295795
Wow, much nude. Even a doge wouldn't sniff that.

>>717295795
Ain't nood fuck face

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Me rn

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whats everyone doing for the week? going to dunedin museum tomorrow

>>717296866
That's gay. Go back to history. Pastfag.

>>717297172
i just wanna see the butterfly's, nigs

>>717296866
better be going into the fun section, with the giant piano, electronic ball thingy and what not. or else its quite boring.

>>717297352
Go back to jokes, bro. Just poking responses out of this dead thread. No offence.

>>717296218
Can someone start up a noods thread in /b/?

>>717297479
yes, we'll bully the children as well.

>>717297573
you hurt my feelings :{

>>717297749
good shit nigger

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I'm shitposting and no one can stop me

>>717297777
good quads nigger

>>717297749

im in dunners.

>>717298139
show dick

>>717298302

show your chubby, run around the octagon with your dick hanging out.

>>717298511
give me a couple minutes

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>>717298769

>>717299071
Rape by Bully.

Any cunts fucking about in hawkes bay?

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hawkes bay nudes

>>717299608
faggot

>>717301479
Once were Warriors.

>>717302807
Pedo.

where the qt auckland boys

>>717303487
They got raped by a Samoan called Jeff.

>>717303581
fuck. I wanted a cuddlefucker but im not taking one with a loose butt

>>717303581
Jeff is overweight and very conscious of it. He needs to rape qt auckland boys in order to get some sort of validation in his life. Jeff has self-esteem issues.

tfw no qt viking type to have buttsnuggles with

>>717303729
someone should tell this jeff guy to calm down a bit and sort through his life thats a sad tale

Anyone got chonty nudes?

>>717303924
Yeah I knew this viking who was p sweet but he was too distant otherwise i would have snuggled the fuck to him

I had the worst New Years. Town was full of fucking Indians from some Bollywood event at Sky City.

>>717303993
I'm so lonely at this point I'd accept thinly veiled contempt at this point if it meant physical contact

>>717303930
No one is going to go up to an overweight Samoan who is known for raping guys to tell him he has self esteem issues.

>>717304069
What about cuddling on a couch whilst watching old movies from our childhood that still suprisingly hold up.

>>717304238
Yeah good cos I know some of the guys here are pretty lonely

>>717304069
It's okay Joshie i'll cuddle you

>>717304422
I'd swap my cat for a chance of that..

>>717304469
tfw not Joshie

>>717304539
Are you an aucklando then? I'm only willing to go so far for cuddles and personal happiness

>>717304617
I am not

>>717304422
>>717304469
Christ is up with all this legit faggotry.

>>717304643
Can I swap my cat for you to come over here then? Im to sleepy to go over there.

>>717304673
it's not gay if it's girlcock, shitlord

>>717304690
probs not, cats are probably too important to swap. I just have a few to spare

>>717304856
>it's not gay if it's girlcock, shitlord
>not gay if it's girlcock
>girlcock
>cock

>>717304856
Yeah my one is waay cuter than any of yours anyway.

Which one of us has the girlcock?

>>717301177
name? looks familiar

>>717290610
>if you're gay enough to have a 4ch pass
Translation: "I'm too poor to afford a 4chan pass."

Faggot.

>>717304932
/thread

>>717305073
yeah, I'm out. Go watch some Homeland. Leave these faggots to their grindr chat date.

>>717305046
(You)'s ARE BACK PRAISE KEK

>>717304539
It's okay [random anon] i'll still cuddle you

>>717305271
I concur, anon.

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>>717305297

>>717304933
why not both

>>717305303
pls

>>717304932
whoosh

>>717288683
How's dry season hitting ents these days?

>>717305568
when/where

>>717305973
probably never/down south

Are there any maori pornstars?

>>717307519
Maoris are too ugly and unclean to be pornstars.

>>717307546
Noods?