Waifu claiming thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!
Or have this one on Facebook. Both work.
Yep, at work currently. 10 minutes before midnight.
"a b z x fuckyou"
Oh hell. I'd be gone too then. Good to hear that you all get along, sometimes the stories about in-laws from hell are true.
True, it sounds like you know what the hell you're doing on the road there. I'm the sort that drives to conditions and keeps the speed under control, but a lot of that is also knowing all the roads and side streets to avoid the worst areas where accidents often happen.
Being able to use that laptop is a nice perk, IT has some restrictions on websites where I work, but nothing too cumbersome.
Very nice. Especially for something that involves just typing.
Of course! God why would it autocorrect to insulated? Why am i so dumb that i didn't even notice!
>implying i can't just kill you first
Of course! Focusing on offense would be much easier to take down simple non-magical beings
actually no thats like the only thing cringey besides erica anon.
Only because you requested so.
Your luck your being spared and put on the list. Name and picture.
Oh definitely, I've heard the horror stories.
It's not even elementalist Lux. Get that casual shit of my face!
I'm sure you could make something a lot better
It's ok. It was adorable and made me laugh/feel better
>plus sharing body heat would be nice
Happy new year everyone
is it called ho-kago tea time because they like only drink tea?
There's a special piece of clothing that also makes your waifu super cute!
Happy New Years all!
I've changed my mind everybody. Im outtie 5000 to my bed. Peace.
>Have a random image in my Hachikuji folder.
Do you still have the picture of us you drew?
I still can't believe how dumb i am. I'm Such a dolts
That's quite l-lewd
Is it a scarf? Because scarves are adorable
Im sorry whut?
She is pretty cute
Plus purple hair
Pls stop saying that...you arent dumb
yes and I didn't draw that one
WHY DO YOU KEEP SHOOTING ME
;) Is this lewd enough~?
B-but... I'm already purging myself!
Here's a little something extra~
I try to get myself in situations so I can know how to react should they happen again. But i like to do it when there's no one around. Unfortunately, there's very little places I can do that around here.
Eh, no restrictions on mine, it's just selective on when it wants to work.
Happy New Years ya koonts.
I've been a bit of a degenerate for most of the current year.
Yes it is!
Forgot this amazing handmade pic by konata -_-
idk why but Hachikuji futanari is so rare!
Umm no. She has glowy eyes
Nice. Unfortunately I've run out of scarf pictures..how's your New Year's?
To fucking hard to tell with some of these pictures.... best forgive and forget.
The good thing is that you can always keep your distance.
Even if I could, it'd still take a hell of a long time.
Do enough of that and a career as a tactical driving instructor for law enforcement awaits. That's actually a pretty smart practice, all things considered.
Time for me to catch some sleep. 'Night, /waifu/.
Yes i am, i wouldn't have made such a careless and dumb mistake.
1.who drew it
2. Out of all the things to get wrong why was the hat one of them?
THE HAT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT PART
It's almost too lewd
>as if there is such a thing
Never forget a face, soldier. One day you will need one to protect your life.
And eating a lot too.
It's been great so far.
I'm staying at a friend's place and we had a bit of a party with other guys earlier.
How is yours going?
Neat but no
Stahp it...its an easy mistake to make. I do it all the time.
Heh, that would actually be pretty cool, all things considered.
HAPPY NEW YEARS
That's especially true for me lol, I'm like an hour from them!
Nice! I had a bit of a party at my brother's place, but I left early because everyone was either drunk or passed out somewhere lol. I'm playing Dark Souls now
We ate way too many homemade chicken wings.
I hope this helps you with your hunger.
I tend to be among those people in those situations.
Never had much success in DS.
You had 3 hat's to pick from and all 3 would have been accepted yet you managed to not use any of them and used a top hat which is so wrong i can't begin to explain how wrong it is.
Everything else would've been fine but the hat was the most important part
Don't lie nobody else would ever make a mistake like that
>except a dolts like me
I prefer to ease into my lewds not give my best one rright away.
Ayyyyy Nonon. Surprised to see you here, all things considered.
With friends for the first time on new year.
Usually I spend it with the family and it's boring.
Because blonde hair blue eyes your on the list already.
I think I should give you guys ranks or something. the Wifu SS may be created;.....
Sometimes it seems like you insult yourself just because you know i like complimenting you, and that would be a super sweet thing to do.
There are several variations
Not over here.
> Implying i live in Commiefornia
>Now I'm in 2 lists.
Hey you're back!
Wew lad. Rip you and lemme see here
Now it's 2017 for ya
>tfw I'm not that fast a typer
Noice Not home. Can't play :(
I plan on drinking more at my friends place later today, we're watching the Falcons and eating calzones lol. I'm on the last boss of Dark Souls!
Black Knight Halberd is EZ
Star Guardian best Lux
No i do it because I'm a dolts who does dumb things because i am dumb
At what point have i ever posted a pic of Juvia i which she had a top hat on?
You busy there smug?
Anyway, I'm thinking of quitting lol. But the guilt of leaving the kids... They're not exactly the best... but they're still good kids. Sometimes.
It was a nice exception for me.
I'll be right back on my lonely boring schedule and spending time here in a few days.
Never had calzones what is that?
Is it much harder than the other bosses?
huh? ohai who you are?
But thats just plane wrong, and you are being to hard on yourself and need to stahp
This one is my personal fave
I said eat it :o
Yes i do want to be without sex :o
I don't have any.
I can kinda see that
I could fuck your ass and boom sex.
It said WITHOUT sex, not with it -_-
Oh haha, I know it's you this time!
Ayyyy a qt.
Nah im pretty good at compartmentalization.
How are you spending it. I ended up staying all day at my friends and the other 2 showed up.
Last face pic i think...
No it's right, cause i always do dumb things like that and look dumb regardless
It matter a lot, the hat is almost as important as the curls, which also were not included
And i never post lewds what are you talking about
I really love it as well.
yo, i jus got this sweet mmo, blakc desrt onlinwe. it pretty dope so far and for 5 bucks
>I make common mistakes other people also make but i call myself dumb.
Must be morning over there for ya. I'mma call you super soldier or SS for short. Might have a better nickname in the future though
Hey hey! How goes it? Gonna share what you made?
Fuck you. I dont have it
Tell them to makw you a goodbye card in their unique way so you csnt cherish and remember each one of them
Morning and happy new year
Happy new year
A calzone is like an inside out pizza. It's all crust on the outside, and the cheese and toppings are inside. Think an omelette but with pizza. I just beat the final boss, he was really tough, he attacks quickly and leaves very little room to heal up before he attacks again. Where is your character from by the way?
I just made Gwyn my bitch
That's nice. Did you guys have fun? I had to work for a few hours, then talked to some family on the phone and watched youtube. so it was a pretty good day. But it's significantly better now that you're here.
I bought it full price, it ain't that great m8.
Are you looking at those mirrors now?
How's it going?
I'd like that a lot, thank you very much.
Well right now we are doing a LAN sort of thing. Well I'm glad I can make it better for you and it only took me this long to get on because they plugged in some stuff and knocked the Internet out. Hopefully I can make this a bit special for you
That's a good one. I also wish it happens to me but I feel like it's out of my control.
I'm going to sleep.
That sounds delicious.
I use a lot of random original characters with scarves.
Finally embracing your inner convict?
Its going fine. Just had a huge dinner and trifle.
>implying mistaking insulted for insulated is a common mistake
It's not even common.
Only someone as dumb as me would do that
Oh haha, never mind then. Take it easy!
I did with the fam
Theme music plays in background
>mispelling a word on a typing device with auto correct in play isnt common
Please stop calling yourseld dumb. Seriously please.
I would, probably will quit after the school year is done. I swear, its horribly tiring to teach these kids. Don't knkw respect and shit.
Indeed. She's no Yuuki but she's great
What are you guys playing? That's alright, you already are. The last 2 hours have been kinda shitty actually, so i'm glad you came after that passed.
they are hard to gaze into without falling in love. although that's a positive as well.
Greetings and happy nui year.
happy new year to you too! hope yours was well.
It's one thing to misspell a word it's another to not notice it's been changed. It takes someone as dumb as me to do so.
>thats dubs for 3 out of 4 post i did. holy fuck. lol
Nope, I'm looking at you!
Ayyyy Cupcake, long time no see.
Eh, too cheap to give a damn, right?
>Just bought some dating sims for cheap as fuck for keks
it was pretty good, thanks nui. hope yours was wonderful.
heya makoto. how's tricks?
eyy I got sims3 fir 3 bukc