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Its year of the COCK now succ this dicc.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Its year of the COCK now succ this dicc.
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>>717287509
so this?
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>>717288003
A little less, "pretty".
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>>717288195
Post face pic ITT
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faggots
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good evening
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>>717288324
I dont post face here.
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>>717288386
I'm not a faggot, just ignore the cum all over my face
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>>717288494
Email me it
[email protected]
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>>717288494
the post ya aney
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nibbles git fukd
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>>717288600
lol, I dont know you. Why should I?

>>717288614
Say what?
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>>717288494
Post butt instead
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>>717288651
Ive never been fucked, and plan to keep it that way.
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don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of sexy girls of your city: https://surl.im/L7MK
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>>717288763
post your ass
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There are plenty of asses you may find elsewhere.
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>>717288763
B-because y-you know me now
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>>717288808
fuck me nibblers
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>>717288815
yeah. post links to "girls" in a fucking gay fur thread, stupid bot.
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>>717288879
No I dont.

>>717288936
A little bit in the right direction.
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>>717289121
Okay, well, what do you like?
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>>717288865
but none of them are yours
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>>717289168
I like my steaks medium rare but I prefer chicken.
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>>717289233
Gosh, maybe you shoulda thought about that before insulting me.
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>>717289121
knew it! I'm so smart.
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>>717289384
why hold a grudge that's over two years old tho
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don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of horny girlz of your city on https://surl.im/L7MK
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>>717289322
Okay, Medium Well for me.

What about your political ideologies? Religious beliefs?
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girls are gross
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>>717289529
You get a gold star, you jew.

>>717289543
Because im begrudging, vindictive asshole?

>>717289621
Hitler did nothing wrong.
I dont have gods, but I am a strong believer in fate.
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>>717288865
Reluctance to show ass suggests that one does not have one good enough to post in the first place. So thanks for not wasting our time.
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>>717290073
oh.
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>>717290073
I love you. What country do you live in. I live in Australia
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>>717290073
I don't look jewish... do I?
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>>717290129
Think as you wish. You're just salty you cant get someone to do shit for you.

>>717290178
That hindsight helping you out at all, buddy?

>>717290326
American Midwest.

>>717290352
No, but you get a gold star, and what kinda person gets a gold star but isnt jewish?
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>>717290606
me cuz I'm special. Now gimme
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>>717290686
Sure, ill give it to you the next I have the chance.
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>>717290606
penis
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>>717290606
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the Ranger Bow in Dying Light is OP af
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>>717291214
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Happy new year from s/fur
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>>717291613
Happy new year and go the fuck to sleep. <3
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>>717290606
Damn. Midwest is 3rd fav. Apart from Michigan and Illinois.
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>>717292710
You have favorite areas of the US?
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is there a fix for the tripfag finder?
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>>717292791
1. South West
2. South East
3. Mid-West
4. North East
5. West
6.. Mid-Atlantic
Went on a road trip round the US. I count Oregon and Washington as the west. They dont deserve being mid-west.
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>>717293631
No and they need to fix the name sync filter
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>>717293703
what's wrong with the ns filter?
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>>717292791
Do you not have Favourite states or regions
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>>717293759
Simply doesn't work for me.
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>>717293808
did it ever work properly though? I never had it work for more than one name
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>>717293910
I have no idea but I gave the code to someone to see if they can fix it maybe.
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>>717293692
>>717293770
I dont care about states, I generally just like anywhere above the 40th and with few mexicans or niggers.
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>>717294314
Wyoming or Oklahoma is my dream state to live in. But I live in Australia. Guns are the only problem here. Not enough of them after that dude went on a shooting like 20 years ago.

What state you in?
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>>717294612
Wisconsin
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>>717294612
not him, but where in straya are you?
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>>717294768
Yeah cunt. Love it there. Bit hot there though. Lots of whites there.

>>717294791
Perth, you??
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>>717294979
Adelaide, how's the weather been over there?
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>>717294979
Not in the cities.
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>>717295054
Pretty good. Not too hot here, around the 30's but got me self a small air conditioner and im living the life.

How about you?
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>>717295249
sounds pretty good man
it's actually been low-mid 20s here since christmas, it's weird
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>>717295243
I was at some sort of carnival thing on the beach, like on movies. And there were so many Mexicans. They are literally dropped from planes. Disgusts me
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>>717295334
Lucky you.

By the way, are you good looking?
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Well good news, I'm not getting evicted anymore.
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>>717295533
I like to think so, why do you want to know?
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>>717295697
Aren't you joining the Army?
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>>717295716
Because I want a bf.

Also, how old are you
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>>717295697
So what about joining the army.
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>>717295781
19, but I'm taken
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>>717295905
Lucky you :P
Guess im gonna have to go back to using good 'ol right hand. Or maybe I could spend 1.5k on a plane ticket and stalk >>717295243
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>>717296127
stick with the right hand, it's cheaper.
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>>717287842
>>717296204
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>>717296171
>mfw
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>>717296440
it's more than likely better than the alternative
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Where dem qt aussie furfags at?
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>>717296645
Look up above retard
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>>717296645
still around
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>>717295777
>>717295803
A bit undecided on that one, I've been researching it and I'm sorta just keeping the idea in the back pocket for now. Still working out daily but I'm probably going to get a job in the next week or so.

Or going back to school. I don't know.
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>>717296851
Why not do work and go to school?
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>>717296728
Yep, guess Australians are still shitcunts, nvm.
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>>717296943
That'd be the plan, I want to get at least an AD in computer science but I have no idea where to start.
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>>717296851
So you didn't sign any papers.

I was going to say if you did, there's no turning back. They will come and drag you to basic afterward.
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>>717297024
You start by going to your local community college and talking to an adviser. They will help you through the process of enrolling, placement tests, telling you what each major involves, and choose your classes. You should also talk to someone in the financial aide department, they'll help you fill out a FAFSA and figure out what loans/grants/scholarships you could qualify for.
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>>717297285
Sounds like a plan mah man. Bonus points for cute college dudes.
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I don't mean to sound like a dick giving advice and stuff. Especially since nobody asked for it.
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>>717297365
Eh, I'm sort of over the whole everything. I just want to paint and take care of my babies these days.
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I appreciate it tbh

Now if I could only get motivated enough to get out of the house
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My motivation to leave the house these days are to get paint, go to my job, or buy crickets/veg. for my pets. Other than that, the rare obligation like a party I agreed to attend or family get together.
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>>717297949
Gross wtf why would you save this
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God this thread is shit
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>>717298274
then make it less shit
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>>717298274
I know the dog dick is bitta'fa turn off
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>>717295249
Post body
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>>717296440
if that really is your fcae, u cute, hold out you'll find a nice fuckpiece
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>>717299115
This isnt grindr. Speak like a normal human beign
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>>717299262
sure thing there buddy
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Has anyone here read The Master and Margarita?
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>>717300508
No, have you? Wanna talk about it?
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>>717295054
Melbfaggots bestfaggits, sempai
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>>717300732
I have read The Master and Margarita. It's a very good book. I was reading a bit in this current book about Christ's meeting with Pilate on the day he was sentenced to death and it reminded me of that book.
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>>717300855
Ah. Interesting.
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>>717300959
You should read it if you haven't. It's very funny. I especially like the Tom cat Behemoth.
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>>717300793
no
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>>717301227
s-sorry :(
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>>717301093
I googled, seems interesting. So is that like just one character or do animals play a big role?
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>>717301489
It's just one character. It's not that he's an animal per se. They're demons in the retinue of Satan. Behemoth is just one demon, there's also Abadonna, Azazello, Fagotto, and Hella. I just think Behemoth is the best because of how hilarious he is.
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>>717301731
Oh gotcha. Sounds neato. What kind of humor is used?
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>>717302375
Dry humor, absurd humor, sarcasm. There's a part where Behemoth offers a woman a drink and she reprimands him by stating you should never offer a lady vodka, at which he replies that it isn't vodka but rather is pure alcohol.
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>>717296645
Not full on furfag (don't like suits or anything, just stylised porn) in Brisbane here
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>>717302601
Nice. I can get behind that.
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I read that although I'm not sure what I have to say about it now. It's been a couple months.
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>>717303695
I believe there is a free copy of it online if you're really interested. I got it as a gift a couple of years back for Christmas.
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>>717296645
Wa fag
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There was a bitter tone to bulgakov's portrayal of massolit. You'd think he has a dim view of writing as a vocation or a passion, except that the master is...not quite a protagonist but a sort of moral paragon. It's hard to tell if bulgakov wrote him as a projection or as a mockery, actually.
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TOM IS A GAY CATHOLIC RIEST
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>>717304353
yeah well you're gay
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>>717304467
happy new year to you too
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>>717303828
I believe there is a noose online if you're really interested. I got it as a gift a couple of years back for Christmas.
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>>717304432
Preist*
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>>717304606
still off, try again
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>>717304633
Priest
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The Master is a mockery of Soviet censorship. The entire book is to mock and belittle the Soviet government. What does The Master do? He writes a book in which Jesus appears as a normal man that denies all miracles, has one follower, and is a total coward that tries to weasel out of his death. And what do the Soviets do? They accuse him of being insane and lock him up because the idea of a secular Jesus that is just an ordinary man is more reprehensible to them than the idea of a Jesus that is the Son of God (which they denounce vehemently at the start of the book, if you remember Berliotz declares that there was never such a person as Jesus because the story of Jesus as it appears in the Bible is an impossibility).

>>717304576
You got a digital noose as a gift for Christmas?
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>>717304633
CHECK 'EM XD XD XD XD

>>717304738
WOW, youre such a hillarious man. Comedians do have high suicide rates. The job would suite you
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>>717304492
just another day.
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>>717303374
Aka, a sane furfag, we're a rare breed methinks haha
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>>717304815
Neat.
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Right, I'm not questioning the canonical interpretation of the master's relationship to soviet government. I am more interested in him as a reflection of bulgakov. I am in the habit of asking questions about the author rather than about the text since I find the two things indivisible.

But yeah, master and margarita is one of the many recent things I've experienced that've made me vaguely ashamed to be secular.

>>717304820
I got drunk so that was neat.
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>>717304913
I've quit drinking almost entirely. Only have small portions rarely on social occasions now.
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>>717304862
>furfag
>sane
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>>717303932
What's life like over there, you in a city or a bit more rural?
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>>717304999
why on earth would you do a thing like that

clearly it was the right decision because you got trips but still
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>>717305013
Well, accurate, but saner than otherkin
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I do not know if there could be any parallels between Bulgakov and The Master because Bulgakov had strong support from Joseph Stalin, to the point where he was free to do what he wanted without fear of being questioned or disappeared. His works were banned, but that means nothing as dozens of artists had their works banned and yet still lived very comfortable even privileged lives in the USSR.
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>>717305040
I have an addictive personality, and alcoholism runs in my family. Decided to cut out the possibility before it ever arose. Also I'm trying to have less vices overall, and the less unhealthy things in my life=the more time I have with my boyfriend.
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He might've IMAGINED himself as the master, though. People have a way of creating heroic narratives for themselves, you know, and perhaps the prohibition of his work was enough to make him feel persecuted. That he was comfortable might reflect in the fact that margarita was rather less morbid than it might've been given the surrounding context of soviet society (most of the unseemly elements come from the supernatural characters rather than soviet authoritarianism, in the book).

>>717305251
Why is it that the healthiest and most responsible decisions are always so unspeakably boring? I don't envy you.
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>>717305404
I'm terrified of dying. Terrified of leaving behind and losing the one thing in the entire world that I care about more than anything. To that extent, boring doesn't matter much to me so long as I can keep existing.
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>>717305526
I'm terrified of dying too, but we're all going to get there eventually. I'll trade absolute minutes for a few more entertaining ones.
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The unseemly elements come from the Demons and Satan, but they are not forced upon anybody. They are merely presented and the people snatch them up greedily. Bulgakov I don't think felt persecuted either since he freely attempted regularly to have his work published. He was even warned against attempting to publish The Master and Margarita because the novel would cause "terrible things." And yet he tried to have it published with no consequences at all. He died peacefully of an inherited disease that his father also died of and was buried in clearly marked grave in Moscow's most famous cemetery. His family was also left unmolested after his death. If he felt anything it was probably anger over his perceived overlooking, not persecution.
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>The unseemly elements come from the Demons and Satan, but they are not forced upon anybody.
This is what I mean. The entire novel is a critique of soviet civilization from the bottom up rather than the top down; it seems to present the idea that the people are rancid rather than the system they persist in. To that end the master (and theoretically bulgakov) are shunned auteurs/prophets of a value greater than soviet vanity. I think this works if you assume bulgakov was suffering from nonrecognition rather than persecution, to,o.
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>>717305967
These aren't peasants that are meeting Satan and his ilk, they're the leaders, the upper echelons of the party. If anything, you could probably make a better argument that The Master is representative of Isaac Babel, a Soviet author who was condemned, whose work was banned leading to his arrest and execution. And no, not all the characters in the novel are wretched. The Master and Margarita are both sympathetic characters. Margarita is in a loveless marriage while she yearns for The Master, The Master feels his life is devoid of all meaning without Margarita.
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>>717306183
I meant bottom up as in from the smallest unit of society, the individual, up, not from the lowest member of it. The distinction is in the portrayal of society not as a root cause of rot, but of the actual population (in this case, the elite population) as the genesis of corruption. Obviously the titular characters are the exception to this rule, as is Ivan to a certain extent.
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>>717306183
Why do you keep posting these stupid pictures? I came here to see porn, not some tard take up the image count with bullshit.
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In fact, those who meet Satan and the rest of them, that aren't higher up party members are generally left alone. Even the police that try to interfere with them are basically only toyed with for a short time before being let back to their ordinary lives.
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Heres a song for going into 2017 with - Don't want to close my eyes I don't want to fall asleep Cause I'd miss you babe And I don't want to miss a thing Cause even when I dream of you The sweetest dream will never do I'd still miss you babe And I don't want to miss a thing. Enjoy the pic and leak your EX GF / Sister or even your mum tonight - snap-leak-cf - Have a great new year.
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>>717306316
Ivan gives up his dreams of being a respected poet and is therefore set free. His motivation at the start was to be a well respected member of the literary community of the Soviet Union when he meets Woland. Later he gives up that ambition and decides to just be an ordinary person, it's when he makes that decision that he is freed from the punishment that Woland inflicted upon him. It's entirely about the Soviet Elite, the government and the party, not about the individual.
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>>717306516
I don't think I buy that it's a critique of government. The government is barely present, and neither is the party except as an abstract point of discussion between the characters. Ultimately the malignant practices of the elite are on the heads of each and every one of the individual cast members.
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>>717305521
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>>717306631
It's entirely a critique of the government. Look at the people Woland sinks into depravity. High ranking party members, the cultural elite and so on. And who does he leave completely alone, even help? The average people, the people with no ambition but to live their own individual private live. Bulgakov doesn't attack the average individual because the average individual didn't hold themselves up as a paragon of a perfect society.
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>>717298209
wtf is going on here
>Dogs ass is in his spine
>Other dogs dick is upside down
or am i just retarded?
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>>717287842

don't felines have barbs on their cock which would hurt to suck on?
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>>717307681
yeah I don't know where that penetration is happening but the animal on the right is a kangaroo, they have balls over their cocks, apparently
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