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Has /b/ ever knocked up a girl?

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Has /b/ ever knocked up a girl?
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I wish
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Nope
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don't you wanna be without sex in 2017?!! a lot of sexy girls of your city: https://surl.im/L7MK
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>>717287588
Yup...
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if it involves sex, nope....
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>>717288017
Details?
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>>717288013
Wtf is this
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>>717288073
Details?
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>>717288300
hold on to your butts, this story is fucking wild

>date girl for couple years
>go on cruise together
>propose while watching sun set
>go back to cabin and fuck
>try pullout method instead of condom
>didn't pull out enough I guess
>month later, her tits are bigger and she has big appetite
>take pregnancy test, positive
>start planning future
>get married at courthouse
>now have beautiful daughter

Told you, great story.
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>>717287588

Yep. Wife and I have one kid. It was fun knocking her up and preggo sex was the best. She was an absolute freak until month 9 when everything started to hurt lol
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>>717287588
Knocking down one counts?
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Yes. She was and still is the love of my life. Then our relationship got to be too much, she got scared, depressed. She got rid of the baby and here I am 14 months later alone on new years and no where closer to being over it. We made eachother so happy, I dont know what happened. I miss her so much.


Dont do it guys.
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3. One abortion, 1 with slam pig, 1 with wife. College is expensive mang.
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>>717287588
Yes. When my mom was a drink-into-coma drunk, I was at the dawn of puberty, I regularly banged my mom during her drunken coma's. She stopped drinking when "Someone I took home during one of my blackouts" knocked her up. Long story short, my half-sister is my daughter. Eh... My family is screwed up. I'll greentext it tomarrow if I remember. I'm passing out now.
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>>717287588
Yes. The abortion was $200. This was before widespread plan b.
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>>717288961

>slam pig

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1 possible with an ex, said it was mine then disappeared. No big loss. 2 with my current wife.
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>>717288692
>having a kid
I can't even imagine how much that would suck.

Actually, I can. I'm very sorry for your loss, anon.
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>>717287588
Over 11 white escorts that I convinced to let me fuck bareback and I came inside them, gave them fake emergency birth control pills intentionally so they got pregnant with my blackish seed. I'm blackish btw. I never ever saw them again, but did confirm through stealth that each one got pregnant. I also impregnated a few black girls, and a few of all other races too, to spread my seed far and wide. I bred a brand new race. I declare the new race in the world to be the Blackish Race.
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>>717288909
fuck bro I'm sorry
Hope you're able to move on soon.
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don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of nice girls of your city on https://surl.im/L7MK
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>>717289340
>a few of all other races too
Details.
What nationalities and ages?
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>>717287588
Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation ? HELL YEA !
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>>717289330
okay
it's not for everybody
I've never been happier.
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>>717289340
cool story bro
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>>717289370
a lot of nice girls in my city will continue to keep me without sex in 2017? where's my credit card?
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>>717289478
All of them.

>>717289570
no u
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>>717289610
>All of them.
What ages?
What nationalities?
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>>717289671
Use your imagination.
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>>717289705
Nah. I need to fap here.
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>>717287588
Banged a crazy whale woman at a work party and 9 months later she takes mat leave. Then a couple days into it I get a phone call from her and go meet my daughter who was a couple of weeks old, had a head bigger than mine and weighed like 25 lbs. Then I was asked to do a diaper change and my daughters vagina was the size of a fucking computer mouse.

I got the fuck out of there and have been paying child support for 7 years now. It must all go to food, last picture that I saw on Facebook she must have weighed 150 lbs.
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>>717289752
Umm, i- is t- t- that what's y-you're trying to do right now?

>one looked like this
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2 with wife
1 with foreign girl this year
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>>717289962
>foreign girl this year
Which nationality?
What age?
Will she ask for money?
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>>717290032
colombian
26
paid for the abortion ($1200)
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>>717289954
Any pic of that same girl pregnant?
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>>717290138
Nope, because I made the whole story up. I don't even know who this girl is.
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>>717287588
I've knocked up 3 different woman this year. I talked them into taking the pill while they were around 10 weeks pregnant and for some reason they think I'm an asshole for that. Now all 3 of them hate me. I don't see what the problem is. I'm only 22.
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>>717288117
dunno im 12
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>>717288692
Paul?
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>>717287588
let me ask my son...one sec.
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ive knocked up two girls actually. thankfully both had abortions.

the last thing the world needs is my spawn running around.
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>>717289835
God damn I laughed so hard at the computer mouse I blast farted.
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>>717290138
Or was it a made up story? Wooooooooo
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No but since my sister got pregnant shes been 100% cool with sending me nudes
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I've got 5 kids, so yeah.
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>>717291130
Damn, more?
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>>717287588
Yea, but she got an abortion pill. Now she's on the IUD.
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