2017 celeb thread
Soon all of America will join the new year
When I become President.
I live on the west coast. Sure I'm surrounded by idiots, but it's okay in the north.
>>does not even contribute a picture to the thread
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice i-is the r-reason I-I'm v-very happy this n-new year and I-I h-hope e-every p-poster h-here has a-a world cl-class c-celeb m-mistress woman a-at his beck and call a-as well....
Not for me, but clicking post numbers to reply to them directly sometimes pulls out random chunks of text from somewhere else on the page instead. It's been doing that for hours.
that's because you had the text selected
Stutterbro is always welcome in these threads. Whiny bitches are not.
>inb4 i ain't following yer rules hurr durr
I don't expect you to. I just want you to know you're not wanted here.
leave him alone
Stop being a whiny bitch and let him do his thing.
>Stutterbro is always welcome in these threads.
alright, I tried asking nicely who this was
P-Please f-forgive m-me g-good s-sir... M-My m-mistress m-must b-be o-of c-concern a-after w-walking d-down a-a busy street f-from the Top Shop Coffee hub today to our c-car she h-had a-at least three men c-come u-up and sl-slide their new year's hand shake into h-her blouse and pants...
Yep. Again people who want him gone are not welcome here. Keep it to yourself or fuck off.
You keep posting annoying shit. Am I making you stop by pointing it out?
You need more patience brah.
her name appears twice in this thread at least
I'm a bit torn really. Split three ways.
I-It w-was h-horrible and sh-she w-was g-gasping f-for big b-breaths a-as I-I watched their h-hands c-cup h-her b-breasts and p-plunge the d-depth of h-her s-soft p-pinkish panties...
(To the tune of "You're the one for me now, fatty")
Retards are not allowed to live now, faggot.
Selena is the closest thing to a waifu I have. It goes way beyond just wanting to fuck her.
You know what? I'm kind of there too.
Looks like we need to fight to the death, then. There can be only one.
I-I d-didn't kn-know wh-what t-to do s-so I-I j-just st-stood there l-like a l-lamp post and w-watched h-her spool u-up and b-beg me w-with her e-eyes f-for toll tale intervention, which I-I h-had e-every intention o-of bringing o-once they l-left... They h-h-had v-very b-big skull c-crushing h-hands s-so I-I knew o-once they l-left I-I w-would b-be there f-for Vic, l-like a-a super being...
Nah. I'll just be happy with Kelli. She's probably number one for me if I'm being honest.
*sheathes katana* you chose wisely
Yes I did. But not for the reason you think.
*teleports behind you*
I'll invite you to the wedding.
>calls someone a faggot and retard
>uses irregular sentence structure
>denies the basic human right to live
>posts Bella as a poster child
i think there's a song of that somewhere but i can't think of it now anon
In several treads for the last two months, I was promised new fappening pics, but I have yet to see one.
Why have you teased me for two months /b/?
Why would someone go online and tell outright lies?
I'll never lie to you.
psssh nothing personnel kid
Long time, no see, darling. How's my fellow MCU-babe lover doing?
>dresses like a whore
>many boyfriends and relationships
>has not prove herself in the music industry beyond her niche fans
I can see why you find her very attractive
there's another guy on the internet?
I thought it was just us
You know why people with poor opinions have to vocalize them? Because they usually come from lonely losers.
There's a hacker called 4chan and a few others.
Not bad, had a pretty chill NYE since we got snowed in and couldn't go out. Hope you had a good night, bruv.
You can be married and still be lonely. And a loser. You could also be a liar. You also leave people alone for expressing their feelings. And don't act like that was what you were doing. You were just being mean and edgy because you think that makes you cool.
Everyday is kind of the same shithole for me.
/b/ helps sometimes. Other times it makes it worse. C'est la vie.
I-I know she g-goes through a lot b-because I-I d-don't bring i-it every d-day; I just h-have a-a tendency to s-stay quiet and suck m-my thumb w-when alpha m-masters h-have a-a thought t-to grab m-my mistress and use her like a-a towel... I-I always t-tell h-her that I-I'm s-sorry though and she always accepts m-my apologies and w-we m-move on...
She i-is v-very b-beautiful s-so whenever w-we g-go even f-for supplies there i-is always o-one strong a-alpha who must t-take h-his due on u-us and c-crease Victoria's panty or b-bra r-rim f-for a-a minute...
That's always a silver lining.
Sorry to hear that, man, but glad /b/ helps sometimes.
Listen to this guy. Marvel girls make everything better.
I-I mean the alphas in here c-cannot but relate t-to l-looking a-at this w-walking u-up to them o n the street and forbear taking a-a little slice o-or rub...
I-I understand a-and know wh-when t-to stand b-back an-and let them h-have a little o-of her...
>my dc movies don't suck
>the 13 marvel has made have only made billions of dollars, they're not good at all
>Scarlettbro teaching anons good manners
Nice work, lad
something about a chick on a boat is so hot
out there in the middle of nowhere
with nothing to cover them up but a skimpy bikini
dude that's the president's daughter. show some respect.
I hope that means you like it.
she could use some cum boys