It's 2017. /b/ Needs a NEW Queen. I nominate ME. I'm

>>717286239
All of our queens post their nudes with timestamps here. Where are yours?

>>717286239
23 my ass. You have the face of a 40 year old AFTER surgery

>>717286483
Excuse me but where are boxxy's nudes?
yeah BTFO.

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>>717286622
uh huh.

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>>717286239
>"ME"
>"I"
>implying
>strong implication
let the games begin

queens delivar nooods. simple as that

>>717286239
>attention whoring on the internet
>not a normie

>>717286622
Probably done a bit of porn, which really fucks with your looks
For instance, how old would you say pic related is?

>>717286844
yah? show boxxy's nudes. Whatever.

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>>717286959
Fuck, forgot the pic.

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>>717286239
Not even a picture of you.
OP Confirmed faggot.

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>>717287045
Oh yeh?

>>717286239
How can you be queen if you don't know the rules? Tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>717287403
Oh yeah, when did Boxxy do this?

>>717286239
Hahaha you fucking normie

>>717287269
Yeah.
No Timestamp real believable. Face and timestamp OP prove me wrong.

>>717287477
F U C K YOU

>>717287461
She never posted here, so she didn't have to. You come here asking to just become queen, completely disrespecting how things work here.

Anyone claiming to be a girl either has to prove it with tits and timestamp or gtfo

tits or gtfo quads.

>>717287760
>>717287850
Did Boxxy? no, so whatever.

op is beta bitch and will never be queen

>>717287964
I don't even like Boxxy, but other people like her enough that she was just MADE queen. Not only are you not providing a reason that anyone should like you, you're becoming less likeable with each comment.

If Boxxy ever made a tread saying "I'm Boxxy, bow to your queen" everyone would be asking for tits and timestamp. Start by learning why Boxxy is queen, then give us a reason to remember you in five minutes.

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>>717288515
This.

>>717288599
What about it? You look like a normie trying so hard to not look like a normie that you just look more like a fucking normie.

>>717286239
You're one of the normiest girl I've ever seen
Tits + timestamp or GTFO bitch

Queen? I'd AT MOST take her, stuff her panties in her mouth, then tie her ankles and wrists behind her back with rope, forcing her to sit on her knees, also tie her to something so she can't move around, I'd put a small vibrator in her pussy, turn it on, then I'd put clamps on her nipples and tie some strings to the clamps with weights at the ends, strings long enough so she's be able to crouch and set the weights on the ground, weights heavy enough to hurt her, but I'd also light a candle on the ground between her legs, the flame just high enough so that if she crouched to set the weights on the ground she'd burn her pussy... And I'd rub my cock all over her ass while watching her sweet torment... And then maybe, just maybe... I'd fuck her burnt up pussy, making her scream from pain... And she'd fucking love every second of it.
-Pyro

>>717286731
Nice bags, grandma. Do you have to remove the makeup with a belt sander?

>>717286239
23? Jesus you have some serious mileage

guys leave her alone. she things shes a gamer because she watched her brother play zelda once. she probably turns her whole body whenever she tries moving in any game

>>717286983
Late 30s maybe older. Looks like my aunt.

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>>717289076
Fuck you, dude. you don't know me.

>>717289769
Give us tits w/ timestamp and we'll consider making you royalty. (Not speaking for all)

>>717290070
Boxxy never had to so whatever.

>>717287543
This.

>>717286417
/thread

>>717289062
>>717289769
I can at most make you my own personal princess and do this kind of stuff to you. But no queen. -Pyro

>>717290113
Who GIVES a shit about boxxy you attention seeking normie?

>>717286239
Too old

>>717290113
Boxxy isn't a cunt. Show your tits or take your attention-whoring normie ass back to Tumblr. Maybe they'll give you the respect you don't deserve.

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>>717286239

>>717286667
Lurk more faggot

Follow the rules or fuck off bitch

>>717287269
why do dumb bitches pull those stupid constipation faces thinking they're cute.

>>717290113
Boxxy is special

>>717286239
shes ugly as fuck

>>717286239
>This is me
Nice file name bro. Dicks or GTFO

but still, ignoring the rules of /b/ and not showing tits.

Came back to find NO timestamp and NO tits. Abandon thread!

>>717289769
you're just digging yourself a deeper hole there

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>>717286239
>cute

>>717289062
I like you, anon. I dunno how to feel about the signature, but otherwise, I like you.

tits or gtfo

>>717286239
Yah no. Boxy will always be our queen no matter what.

>>717290687
>implying she ever was.

Chill

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>>717290113
see
>>717287760

>>717290687

>>717287760
>she never posted here

Jesus this board is new. Third video tells you that shes posted here and Catie talks about 4chan all the time. She's just another camwhore.

>>717290621
I am still as anon as you all, yet I prefer to be easily distinguishable if such need arises... Just like anon 1, anon 2... Still, no one knows who the hell am I... But this bitch will dream tonight of getting rammed against the balcony railing, tits hanging out, bouncing for the neighbors to see, her soaked panties stuffed in her mouth, lips duct taped, wrists handcuffed to the railing, helpless, muffled moans escaping her mouth while deeply impaled on the rod of an anon named Pyro.
-Pyro

>>717290936
Well she didn't post here saying "Hi, I'm Boxxy! Give me the attention my dad never did!"

She stayed anonymous like everyone should.

I take it up the shitter for cash -Pyro

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>>717291048
Where'd you get the nickname Pyro? Do anything cool or self-proclaimed or what? Just curious. Always been entranced with fire and explosives myself.

>>717289769
No, you stupid cunt, I DON'T know you. While your face may not say 23, your self centered attitude says about 13. And still no timestamp, "dude".

>>717291048
lol disregard that, I suck cocks
-Pyro

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>>717290936
Not every femanon has to tits and timestamp. That's not the rules, newfag. You tits with timestamp when you want some special fucking reward for being a girl. When you tell everyone "Hey, /b/! I'm a lady!" and want some special treatment.
>See attached image

>be 23
>face says 33
>personality says 13

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>>717291558
THANK YOU!!!

>>717291285
This is a fag and I will prove it with a screenshot.
>>717291048

>>717291296
Made an improvised tool using a gas tank, a punctured hose and a chain, making some sort of fire whip then put on a gas mask and used that to get rid of a wasp nest. Also made homemade fireworks at some point and they... Exploded prematurely and scared the shit out of everyone.

>>717291558
So literally this bitch?

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>>717291740
Bitches be crazy
-Pyro

>>717291733

explain how demanded to be queen isnt asking for special treatment for being a female?

>>717291558
I mean, she is asking to be the new queen. Pretty sure that fits the I 'want some special treatment' requirement.

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>>717291746
Exactly my point, anon

>>717291821
lol still nothing helpful. Your fresh face, next to freshly written date.

>>717291934
Too much drink.

>>717291558
>implying she isn't doing exactly what you just said
also gtfo /b/ white knight faggot

>>717291977

I cant, I'm taking a black dick up my ass for $5 -Pyro

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>>717291866
>>717292058
No no no no. Don't misunderstand.
You're right. That is my point. Perhaps I made a wrong implication. This bitch is the best example of asking for special treatment. The cunt needs to follow the rules or get the fuck out

>>717291558
>tits or gtfo

learn nigger.

>>717292106
Yes I am lel, you homophobic bro?
-Pyro

>>717292168
>>717292145

TITS OR GTFO!

>>717292187
...It's homophobic to not want to give it to a woman where she poops?

>>717291821
better get to that account update

If that's 23 it ought to be in a rekt thread

>>717292254
Please refer to the logic of that two glasses of water thread. -Pyro

>>717291733

wanna smash?

>>717292311
Mate I ain't touching that shit, It's been there since the beginning of time, it never hurt anyone, god damn, it's staying there! -Pyro

>>717291866
Boxxy got special treatment. Didn't have to show her tits... EVER. If I did I'd get disrespected.

>>717292187

since when has pointing out the obvious been homophobic?

why did you automatically go there? having problems dealing with your sexuality are you?

>>717292366
It'd be helpful to have a link, rather than just spouting nonsense.

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>>717291740
Good shit, mane. I would like to see more of you and your crazy shenanigans. Perhaps make a live action TV show about them which wouldn't be as good as I'd want it to be. But unfortunately that is not the nature of /b/, and I'll likely never hear from you again. Keep up the good work, anon.

>>717292549
lol boxxy didn't give a shit about us, ever. That's why she was the true queen.

>>717286239
I am a fucking faggot btw.-Pyro

>>717292549

she didnt ASK for special treatment.

you did.

now pay the price or fuck off.

>>717292558
Nah, just made you admit that you were the one typing that, LeL. -Pyro the eternal motherfucker

>>717292639
whats with the pictures of the gorgeous lady then.

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>>717291866
Refer to my largely misinterpreted post here
>>717291558

Only people asking for special treatment show tits. Boxxy didn't ask to be queen. She didn't ask for special treatment. You fucking did.
Tits or get the FUCK OUT

bitch wont post tits?
sage

>>717292737

You just "made" someone admit something?

I dont see any admission, just you trying to cover up posting your fag comments to the wrong thread.

>>717292780
I gotchya now, sorry mate. Again, too much drink.

Have to say though, haven't been on in a good 7 years. Partially glad to see things never truly change.

>>717292918
Also made who admit something? Pyro pretending not to be Pyro? Or did he already give up.

>>717286239
If the /b/ros have not chosen you like they did boxxy then the requirement to nominate yourself is to provide a timestamp...

Example: "I nominate ME /b/ 01-01-17" in sharpie across your tits.

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>>717292959
No need to apologize to me, anon. Although I appreciate the thought, I should have been more clear. Have a good night and cheers, /b/ro

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>>717292602
I got you, nigga! (Pic related)

>>717292611
Dubs checked. Also, you might hear from me... I used to be the ultimate lurker, but I decided "Fuck this crap, let's start posting shit because I'm way more interesting than these shady assholes.". -Pyro the butterfly princess

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>>717292780
You would never respect a Queen that revealed herself. I just think you need to make a change and that change is me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUe4j6S8aIE

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>>717293012
>>717292918
Nigga, get a life, I literally give zero fucks, I just waste your time, was waiting to see if you'll realize it but the fucking b8 was too strong, mate!!! Holy fucking shit I'm laughing like fuck. -Pyro the master b8er

>>717293165

except your the glass of water, not the thirsty person.

>>717293219
We would never respect you anyway. Show your tits or fuck off.

>>717293219

we'd never respect a queen who doesnt follow the rules.

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>>717293219
Look around /b/ for less than 10 fucking minutes and let me know how well "change" has helped this place. Things are fine as they are and as they always were. This is a place for us to be amongst other fucking retards and psychopaths. Aspies and assholes. Social outcasts and sociopaths. Every post here and every reply here is simply a response to something happening in the real world. The world changes, we don't need to.
And a queen that doesn't understand the rules is not welcome here. Follow the fucking rules or wait for someone else to nominate you queen.
Either way, nice b8 thread. The bitch in the pictures clearly isn't you, fuck off. And even if it is you, by some crazy chance, you won't show tits- so fuck off anyways.

Tl;dr
Fuck OFF

>>717293543
Did you fookin assume my gender m8?! I AM A PROUD GERMAN APACHE HELICOPTER WHO VAPES, DOES CROSSFIT AND I FEEL OFFENDED!!!! -Pyro the roflcopter

>>717293424

you waste my time? you assume that im not wasting yours.

>>717293708

confirmed for 9fag.

>>717293757
Time that you enjoy wasting is not wasted time. Basically this means we are satisfying each other. Is that so, anon-senpai? :3 -Pyro-chan

>>717286239
You look 47

>>717293905

who says im enjoying it?

>>717286239
Too old.

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>>717293165
I can relate to that. I left being a lurker mostly for feels threads. Life was shit but I hate to bitch, so I felt better giving people advice. Don't really do it anymore but it was nice. Those threads were some of the only places I could have a conversation with someone on 4chan. Most exchanges are just a couple replies. Never really get to see the face behind the anon. One of the reasons I like people that do the signature thing you do. Helps give a sorta "personality" to the "Anonymous" that we all are. The anonymity is nice so I don't have to give a fuck about what I say, but I like seeing a familiar poster every now and again. Makes this place feel like more of a community, rather than a mindless hive

>>717293864
Mrrrr... Buy me dinner first... *wags rotor seductively* -Pyro the kawaii helicopter

You look great for 43.

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>>717293655
Gotcha. Fair. This is the battle not the war. I will be Queen. Happy 2017 /b/ LOVE YOU ALL! <3

>>717294015
I am, mah nigga! Will proudly talk to you for hours :3 -Pyro the n-word user

>>717294114

wah wah wah. theres a reason tripcodes were taken off.

grow a pair, realise where you are, and if you want "community" follow pyro back to 9gag.

>>717294179

keep this up and you will be doxed.

that never ends well.

>>717294283
You have a different understanding of the term "community" cunt. And I've been here long enough, I'm staying to watch this bitch sink.

>>717294114
I can maintain a proper conversation as well. But if some individuals decide to include me in their troll conversations, I will proudly show then who's the ultimate troll. I started posting in a thread where a f to m transexual was asking how she looked and I made a huge greentext about how I would forcefully feminize her, make her wear pink tutu dresses and crap and then ram the living shit out of her. Might not sound like the best place to start but really gave me a huge confidence boost. -Pyro the totally-not-deranged individual

>>717293424
Well good, I do hope you feel a little joy tonight, given what it is :) That said, rules are rules, and in the end you just feel like a troll. But hell, even if you are, fuck it. We're all going to get bombed to hell anyway. Happy new years Pyro, you masquerading fag

That said, I was only the first one you referenced

>>717294418

"community" is a word, not a term..

and im pretty sure that pyro is the "community cunt"

>>717289769
>implications of grilll gamer
>COD ghosts shirt
>btfo

>>717294778
Shit... I finally gave up on my xbone when I realized the vast majority of the games I owned were shooters. Consoles have really stagnated.

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>>717294462
I like it. I think of it like a test, almost. A normie may be disgusted or even afraid to hear those things. This place may be a shithole, but this shithole has been my home for years. And keeping such vile and horrible statements floating around this place is like a defense mechanism to normalfags. And it's damn funny to watch a bitch squirm at hearing such things. The kinda shit that really gets into someone's head.
That's just one reason I like you, anon.

>>717294350
Try me.

>>717294971
Fuck you too buddy :)

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>>717294179
Good luck with your b8, cunt

>>717286239
23? Damn, same age as me and you look like you just turned 35.

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Queen me, bitches.

>>717296150
God damn it just gets worse...

>>717296368
Is this thread not dead yet?

>>717294971
The "Fuck you too" guy ain't me, mate. Glad I'm appreciated. -Pyro the cringe master

>>717296663
...You really don't get it, do you. GTFO.

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>>717296663
That's what I figured. Have a good night though, anon. Peace

>>717286239
But do you like anime?

>>717296150
Glad you're getting that lipstick ready to turn my dick into a popsicle, pussylips... ^,..,~ -Pyro, the wannabe-queen fucker

>>717286622
The face of a man

>>717296774
Goodnight, m8. You'll hear from me again. -Pyro

>>717289062
Pyro... Cynical?
>I don't fucking know.

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>>717293219
Show us your assburger with time stamps. -franklin

>>717297020
>Cynical
Thankies for the compliment
-Pyro the cynical individual

>>717296150
Go to bed, Rachel

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>>717286239
you are fat i can tell just by looking at your legs

>>717297988
Mate, even if I hate OP, get fucking Papyrus out of here, even I am not attracted by that skeleton ass bitch and I'd fuck a god damn power socket. -Pyro the low standards guy

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>>717296150
Cuck

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>>717289769
Call of Duty Ghosts, holy fuck that game is terrible. Please, just leave.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>>717286239

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOcU-PysSJ0

>>717291558
>doesn't want special treatment for being a girl.
>wants to be Queen.
Are you fucking retarded

>>717298606
Are you fucking retarded? Read the rest of the thread as it's dying. What I was saying is that this bitch is the epitome of asking for special treatment. She needs to follow the rules or get the fuck out like everyone else

>sage

>>717286239
Op you still here? I have a proposition

>>717299064
What we clearly have is a failure to communicate, buddy. I was referring to OP, OP is retarded, I was AGREEING with you. But if you want to be a fucking illiterate cunt who can't comprehend context clues, please go on.

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>>717297988. ahhhh a living skeleton kill it with fire. Cremate it bury it fast then sow the ground with salt...we must take action fast before the Dark Necromancer sends and more hideous creations.

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there can only be one queen

>>717286239

>23
More like 43

How the hell is this thread still alive? Just let it die.

>>717286983
Alison Tyler my porn waifu

>>717294179
>>717294350
>>717295031
She just disrespected you anon. Now will you keep your word or pus out?

>>717292549

tits or gtfo

>>717302885
Let. This bullshit. Go.

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TITS OR GTFO

>>717286239
>>717293219
>>717294179
>>717296150
ugly,old, u look like a sack of shit that was dropped from a fucking mont everest

>>717287269

only faggots do duckface

faggot

>>717291558
Learn the fucking rules fucktard it is always tits