It's 2017. /b/ Needs a NEW Queen. I nominate ME. I'm cute, I game and I hate normies. I'm 23.
let the games begin
Not even a picture of you.
OP Confirmed faggot.
She never posted here, so she didn't have to. You come here asking to just become queen, completely disrespecting how things work here.
Anyone claiming to be a girl either has to prove it with tits and timestamp or gtfo
I don't even like Boxxy, but other people like her enough that she was just MADE queen. Not only are you not providing a reason that anyone should like you, you're becoming less likeable with each comment.
If Boxxy ever made a tread saying "I'm Boxxy, bow to your queen" everyone would be asking for tits and timestamp. Start by learning why Boxxy is queen, then give us a reason to remember you in five minutes.
Queen? I'd AT MOST take her, stuff her panties in her mouth, then tie her ankles and wrists behind her back with rope, forcing her to sit on her knees, also tie her to something so she can't move around, I'd put a small vibrator in her pussy, turn it on, then I'd put clamps on her nipples and tie some strings to the clamps with weights at the ends, strings long enough so she's be able to crouch and set the weights on the ground, weights heavy enough to hurt her, but I'd also light a candle on the ground between her legs, the flame just high enough so that if she crouched to set the weights on the ground she'd burn her pussy... And I'd rub my cock all over her ass while watching her sweet torment... And then maybe, just maybe... I'd fuck her burnt up pussy, making her scream from pain... And she'd fucking love every second of it.
I am still as anon as you all, yet I prefer to be easily distinguishable if such need arises... Just like anon 1, anon 2... Still, no one knows who the hell am I... But this bitch will dream tonight of getting rammed against the balcony railing, tits hanging out, bouncing for the neighbors to see, her soaked panties stuffed in her mouth, lips duct taped, wrists handcuffed to the railing, helpless, muffled moans escaping her mouth while deeply impaled on the rod of an anon named Pyro.
Where'd you get the nickname Pyro? Do anything cool or self-proclaimed or what? Just curious. Always been entranced with fire and explosives myself.
Not every femanon has to tits and timestamp. That's not the rules, newfag. You tits with timestamp when you want some special fucking reward for being a girl. When you tell everyone "Hey, /b/! I'm a lady!" and want some special treatment.
>See attached image
This is a fag and I will prove it with a screenshot.
Made an improvised tool using a gas tank, a punctured hose and a chain, making some sort of fire whip then put on a gas mask and used that to get rid of a wasp nest. Also made homemade fireworks at some point and they... Exploded prematurely and scared the shit out of everyone.
Bitches be crazy
No no no no. Don't misunderstand.
You're right. That is my point. Perhaps I made a wrong implication. This bitch is the best example of asking for special treatment. The cunt needs to follow the rules or get the fuck out
Good shit, mane. I would like to see more of you and your crazy shenanigans. Perhaps make a live action TV show about them which wouldn't be as good as I'd want it to be. But unfortunately that is not the nature of /b/, and I'll likely never hear from you again. Keep up the good work, anon.
Refer to my largely misinterpreted post here
Only people asking for special treatment show tits. Boxxy didn't ask to be queen. She didn't ask for special treatment. You fucking did.
Tits or get the FUCK OUT
If the /b/ros have not chosen you like they did boxxy then the requirement to nominate yourself is to provide a timestamp...
Example: "I nominate ME /b/ 01-01-17" in sharpie across your tits.
No need to apologize to me, anon. Although I appreciate the thought, I should have been more clear. Have a good night and cheers, /b/ro
I got you, nigga! (Pic related)
Dubs checked. Also, you might hear from me... I used to be the ultimate lurker, but I decided "Fuck this crap, let's start posting shit because I'm way more interesting than these shady assholes.". -Pyro the butterfly princess
You would never respect a Queen that revealed herself. I just think you need to make a change and that change is me.
Nigga, get a life, I literally give zero fucks, I just waste your time, was waiting to see if you'll realize it but the fucking b8 was too strong, mate!!! Holy fucking shit I'm laughing like fuck. -Pyro the master b8er
Look around /b/ for less than 10 fucking minutes and let me know how well "change" has helped this place. Things are fine as they are and as they always were. This is a place for us to be amongst other fucking retards and psychopaths. Aspies and assholes. Social outcasts and sociopaths. Every post here and every reply here is simply a response to something happening in the real world. The world changes, we don't need to.
And a queen that doesn't understand the rules is not welcome here. Follow the fucking rules or wait for someone else to nominate you queen.
Either way, nice b8 thread. The bitch in the pictures clearly isn't you, fuck off. And even if it is you, by some crazy chance, you won't show tits- so fuck off anyways.
I can relate to that. I left being a lurker mostly for feels threads. Life was shit but I hate to bitch, so I felt better giving people advice. Don't really do it anymore but it was nice. Those threads were some of the only places I could have a conversation with someone on 4chan. Most exchanges are just a couple replies. Never really get to see the face behind the anon. One of the reasons I like people that do the signature thing you do. Helps give a sorta "personality" to the "Anonymous" that we all are. The anonymity is nice so I don't have to give a fuck about what I say, but I like seeing a familiar poster every now and again. Makes this place feel like more of a community, rather than a mindless hive
Gotcha. Fair. This is the battle not the war. I will be Queen. Happy 2017 /b/ LOVE YOU ALL! <3
I can maintain a proper conversation as well. But if some individuals decide to include me in their troll conversations, I will proudly show then who's the ultimate troll. I started posting in a thread where a f to m transexual was asking how she looked and I made a huge greentext about how I would forcefully feminize her, make her wear pink tutu dresses and crap and then ram the living shit out of her. Might not sound like the best place to start but really gave me a huge confidence boost. -Pyro the totally-not-deranged individual
Well good, I do hope you feel a little joy tonight, given what it is :) That said, rules are rules, and in the end you just feel like a troll. But hell, even if you are, fuck it. We're all going to get bombed to hell anyway. Happy new years Pyro, you masquerading fag
That said, I was only the first one you referenced
I like it. I think of it like a test, almost. A normie may be disgusted or even afraid to hear those things. This place may be a shithole, but this shithole has been my home for years. And keeping such vile and horrible statements floating around this place is like a defense mechanism to normalfags. And it's damn funny to watch a bitch squirm at hearing such things. The kinda shit that really gets into someone's head.
That's just one reason I like you, anon.
That's what I figured. Have a good night though, anon. Peace
Show us your assburger with time stamps. -franklin
you are fat i can tell just by looking at your legs
Call of Duty Ghosts, holy fuck that game is terrible. Please, just leave.
Are you fucking retarded? Read the rest of the thread as it's dying. What I was saying is that this bitch is the epitome of asking for special treatment. She needs to follow the rules or get the fuck out like everyone else
What we clearly have is a failure to communicate, buddy. I was referring to OP, OP is retarded, I was AGREEING with you. But if you want to be a fucking illiterate cunt who can't comprehend context clues, please go on.
>>717297988. ahhhh a living skeleton kill it with fire. Cremate it bury it fast then sow the ground with salt...we must take action fast before the Dark Necromancer sends and more hideous creations.
there can only be one queen