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I got ditched tonight... I waited all night to go have fun once

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I got ditched tonight... I waited all night to go have fun once you got back from your party. I took a long bath and soaked my skin soft. I dressed up and I watched the hours pass, the ball drop, and the bowls kept ashing. But no. You are there. Have fun.
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please....dont....be a trap....... :(
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Please be a trap :)
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>>717285714
I am not a trap. Femanons lurk but chastising and being called manly at least keeps me quiet mostly.
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>>717285601
i know that tattoo,
this isn't your first time posting.
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>>717286113
>>717285601
You know the rules
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>>717285601
Show butthole
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>>717286113
And that's why I hardly post...
Most cannot grasp honest expression
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>>717286113
Post ur snapchat ill fuck you :)
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>>717286258
No. It's not. Ive got a long time coming here. It's strangely a comfortable place.

>>717286261
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>>717285601
Lemme smoke u out, then impregnate u ma :^)
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>>717286519

Do you like clamps on those nipples? Delicious
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>>717286671
if dubs, post webm of you stripping
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>>717286519
your hip is glorious
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>>717286749
roll
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Stop being dependent on others for your happiness. Smoke a bowl, drink a beer and play a video game. Fuck.
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>>717286671
Satan wants us to make an army of serpents. Not drooling children.
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>>717286835
i dont meant to not praise your boobs but im not a boob man
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>>717285601
Since it's new years and all, can we get a nude booty pic? :^)
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>>717286519
Nice nips hun
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>>717286985
fuck boobs
I'm a chin man
OP has weak chin with no character
the only redemption is a butthole picture
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>>717287038
I like the way you think, Sir!
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>>717287038
Eh, fuck it
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>>717287297
It's blurry. Redo.
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well, i got ditched by date later on discovered that she went drinking with my cousin.

they are having sex now, im pretty sure.

but well tbh i really dont, i just wanted someone to share a beer and talk about 2017.
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>>717287297
moar?
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>>717287370
this
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>>717287411
what a nice guu
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>>717287466
>guu
guy
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>>717287152
Thank you
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>>717287297
You have such a great body. Why the fuck are you ruining it with those white trash tattoos?
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>>717287297
Thanks hun. Nice soft buns. Where are you at?
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>>717287297
That's what I call, a nice booty!
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i humbly request an upskirt pic (with an actual skirt)
please
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>>717286519
Vi>>717287297
Hey boo, could you show me your body in doggie style position. Thanks hwy
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Don't let yourself down because someone doesn't value your time.

Next event make sure you do your own thing. Be free.
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>>717287490
>dat waist
how the fuck did you get ditched tonight?
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>>717285601
>I got ditched tonight...
nice tits. who ditched you? also NewYears is fucking overrated. I've never had a rocking New Years party.
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>>717286519
HOT MOMMA
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>>717287490
Beautiful
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>>717287411
You probably have a boring personality and rely solely on your good looks. Try being more interesting.
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>>717287586
shes' probably crazy trash going after some guy out of her league.
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>>717287560
OMG THIS
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>>717286717
re-ask
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>>717287560
this
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>>717287493
They're all dead people.
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>>717287490
I spotted another tattoo there?
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>>717287297
would eat
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average tits , small ass , manly tats. 3/10
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>>717287730
Do you like getting your ass eaten?
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>>717287779
seems like lisa simpson in witch costume flying on a broom
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>>717287730
when you die will you get a tattoo for me on your pussy?

signed,

Moot
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>>717287730
Dat ass is phat ma
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blah blah blah chad stood you up for some other girl

and now you're here showing off your body for attention

and i'm sure you blew someone else off too, or you had other options but you were focused on chad

let this thread die boys, we saw everything we needed to see
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>>717287951
she is riding barts dick
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>>717287490
You gotta nice puss
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>>717287991
nah nigga, moar booty pics bb? >>717285601
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>>717287730
Yeah, dead weed leaf, lisa simpson, an eagle and some shit on your thigh.... very original and classy.
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thanks for posting, i am a giant fucking loser and pictures of you naked helps me forget that
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>>717287991
Hey bro let the girl have a bit of company, it's not hurting anyone.
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>>717286901
This. Until you learn to love yourself without another person you won't be happy even with one.
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>>717287586
>>717287570
>>717287592
>>717287630


I was waiting fir my childhood crush. We're seeing eachother but we're nothing "official".

I'm odd, but not boring. I'm doing a PhD in mortuary, I raise a uromastyx, I paint and have been paid for several paintings and creative writing pieces. I also do taxidermy and keep 2 hunting dogs.
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>>717287951
I think you're right about that!
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>>717288240
fuuuuugggg
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>>717288240
You sound like a dynamic chick
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incredible body!
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>>717288238
I'm here making myself happy...
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>>717288240
Will you snap me if I post my snap chat
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>>717288366
Not only yourself hun ;-)
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>>717288240
could you do a shot of you spreading your pussy? getting close
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>>717288285
It is
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>>717288173
this
>>717288240
thanks for that pic

i dont mean toask you to do the chore of recording and uploading, but id love to hear your voice or laugh
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>>717288240
If dubs, give us a rear end view doggystyle pic with timestamp saying
>Luv u Lord Tasteticles
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>>717288523
bump
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>>717288344
Thanks lol
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>>717288523
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>>717288240
You had me at phd in mortuary
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>>717288523
I'm not giving up yet, re-roll
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>>717288586
You don't happen to be in Australia by any chance :-D
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>>717288671
fug
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>>717288586
Can I fap to your pics
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>>717285601
>trashy tattoo

My, how very trashy.
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>>717288719
>implying you wouldn't eat and penetrate dat ass
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>>717288719
We can play name that tattoo all day. If I gave a shit about my tattoos dor other people, id get them on my forearm so I could be a special snowflake. They're hidden until I'm naked because tattoos are my coping mechanism.
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>>717288949
tattoos are personal so who gives a shit
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>>717288949
fuck that faggit, moar ass pics?
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>>717288586
You like to play with those balls?
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>>717285601
>Reply

Weed tattoo. Holy shit what a fucking loser.

People like this made weed uncool.

Bet she works at a vape shop.
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>>717288719
some of us are tryin to masturbate you stupid bastard
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>>717289157
Holy shit this.
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>>717289074
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>>717289100
dubs
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>>717288523
roll
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>>717289259
Thoughts on anal?
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don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of sexy girls of your place on https://surl.im/L7MK
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>>717289319
I dig it if you ease in first
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>>717288586
Roman Missal, Easter Vigil 18, Exsultet.
>Ctrl-V
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>>717289259
Goddamn, you're the GOAT
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>>717289349
hnnnnngg
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>>717289259
Nice heels hun, can we have a peek at those toes?
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>>717289259
Feet/soles?
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>>717289349
Great answer
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>>717288523
Rollin for this anon
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>>717288523
Rollin for anon
happy new years bud :^)
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>>717289517
thanks <3
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>>717288523
don't care about timestamp but rear shot would be great
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Spread legs with pussy pic please?
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These threads are always full of cringe.
Bunch of weird cunts asking for nudes from someone on the internet.

There is literally thousands of sites you can go to to get pictures of naked girls.
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>>717289646
Well the time stamp was for me to enjoy more, but without it I'm cool
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>>717289648
this
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>>717289648
so much this
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>>717289701
>(you)
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>>717289409
4chan used to not be awful before moralfags
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>>717289701
>irony the post
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What do you hunt with the dogs? I hunt pigs
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>>717289259
Is she just looking for a daddy to make her kitty purr? Daddy is always looking for a baby girl
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>>717289825
Gorgeous looking puss, nice and subtle
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>>717289701
yes, but she is there and you can ask and get sometimes
it feels diferent and that feel means a lot
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>>717288850
How's that thirst?

>>717288949
>tattoos are my coping mechanism.

My condolences.

>>717289157
>>717289165
There is hope.

>>717289259

Nice pale skin ruined by that trashy grafitti.
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>>717289825
bald vaginas make me sweaty and feel like i should be in prison. thanks asshole
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>>717289993
Twit...
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>>717289993
she has tattoos dude...
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>>717289447
>>717289453
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>>717289825
really nice pic
saved for fapping later
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>>717290080
regardless, cant beat my meat
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>>717290086
So cute, thanks.
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>>717290086
Fuck OP, you have an amazing body! Wish we could see your face :(
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