Happy new years, my bald ugly friends. Pic related, it's me
Why am I sad?
You're alone in your room contimplating why you dont have a new years kiss or anyone to spend it with, most likely a lover. So you're in 4chan, specifically in /b/ to get over that loneliness for a small amount of attention. To which most people would probaby ignore or call you a "fag", or any variation of the word.
Or it could just be that you haven't wanked your willy yet.
I'm alone tonight. The girl I like is also alone tonight. It's also her birthday now (post midnight). She didn't want to hang out. I was so excited when I asked... it would be amazing to be with her.
wtf is /=/, is that supposed to be not equals? =/= is better or if ur a 1337 [email protected] != is best
also boredom and mental instability are mutually exclusive
I'm guessing by all the newfags typing mods in all caps someone posted some cheese pizza? That's weird for a thread like this.
Also you faggots literally look like infants screaming for you mommies. There is a report feature and that's not it.
I'm going to assume you're just le' epic trolling me
Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on /b/. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
>/b/ still not asking for poop and timestamp
I think you accidentally deleted this pic, OP. But don't worry, now that it's been on the Internet, it will never go away.
don't be so tsundere anon, show me your anus.
This post reminds me of the Korean and Japanese anons posting their school schedules... anybody have that YLYL? It got a lot of run back in the days before a fucking banana became some kind of glorious meme.
i got yo dick anon
at least i think i do i can't really read the thumbnail
Ha! Awesome. Here's my wife's pussy in exchange.
Go to vocaroo and record this please http://vocaroo.com
'oh my god Your dick is SO big. you're way bigger than my boyfriend. mmmm yeah fuck me ohhhhhhh yeah yes fuck me. fuck your dick is huge''
She's 43. 3 kids. Have no more on this laptop - it was just one she sent me while she was visiting her mom and knew I needed to jerk off. That's right - 43 and still has a great pussy and loves to fuck.
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie - she has some pretty big fun bags for a small frame... and the kids wrecked 'em pretty good. We used to fuck other women, for sure, when we were younger. It's tough now to bring home a tagalong now that our oldest is 10 and would ask a million questions about who that strange lady was that walked out of our bedroom at 7 AM. Really, I'd post more if I had any available. Maybe we'll take requests tomorrow night when the kids go to bed. She's a show off.
Sorry anon, no snap. I'll try to get her to do a thread tomorrow around 9:30 or so. Have your wife ready to go. I'm out, boys. Gotta get some sleep so she can clean all her dried up cum off me first thing in the morning. 2017 is gonna be sweet.
kek @ confirming you were a wizard