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Almost New Years and I'm drinking alone

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Almost New Years and I'm drinking alone
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>>717281233
this
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>>717281220
Fapping.....
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>>717281233
The dubs have spoken
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I'll allow it. Proceed.
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kik me: theclinteastwood
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>>717281592
More?
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Ass fam
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Show ass
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>>717281592
*slides my hard cock between those delicious tits*
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>>717281485
nice tits, would fuck senseless
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Assssss <3
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>>717281025
Thank you
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>>717281025
Could you do a pussy shot?
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>>717281592
Great underboob, I love it. Do you take requests?
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More (. .) and (i)
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First titties if the year
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>>717281869
this, plus im loving this.
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show us your dick
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Mmm those arms girl
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>>717282082
I would love to eat that ass.
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Love that ass
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Jesus fucking christ you're fat.
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>>717281220
damn those nipples are huge, you a mother or does someone really like suckling?
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Pussy shot?
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>>717282082
moaaaaaaaaar
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Post a picture squeezing your ass...please? : )
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>>717282082
*Inserts comment to boost your incredibly low self-esteem so I can fap to noods*
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doing the same... bleh
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>>717281025
nice tits OP
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sharpie in pooper
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>>717281025
Snapchat? I can post mine
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Kik me
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>>717281869
Bump, also this
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>>717282082
show dick
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>>717281025
I'm drinking alone to. But on a military base, its depressing/boring as fuck. Wanna chat?
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Put the tip of the bottle in your ass
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>>717282260
It's pronounced "thicc"
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>>717281025
happy new year OP !
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>>717282082

Can you write "For Max" on a paper by your tits or ass please? It would start me new year pretty greatly.
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>>717281789
*cringes violently at what he just read*
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>>717282738
Why dont you fuck that bottle of champaign?
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>>717282738
hnnnnnngggg
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>>717281025
Drinking alone as well on this cheery NYE, who West Coast here?
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>>717282738
Cute ass but your tits are better.
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>>717282738
God damn, noice
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>>717282804
*Puts my robe and wizard hat on.*
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>>717282738
youre better than this yo
do this tomorrow or something, just not on new year's.
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Incredible EVERYTHING you got.
Taking requests?

Mine would be a smiling lip-bite. Would make my night!
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>>717282738
ASL?
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look how excited all u cunts get over a fat chick lmao
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>>717281025
Happy new years, my bald ugly friends. Pic related, it's me
Why am I sad?
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>>717282738

pls show labia/clit
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>>717282738
Pussy shot?
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write on the paper andrew is my papi
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show face ! :)
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>>717283033
checkd
show asshole and pussy ploax
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Post panties from the front?
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>>717283111
Nice trips m8
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Nice cheeks OP
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>>717283001
You're alone in your room contimplating why you dont have a new years kiss or anyone to spend it with, most likely a lover. So you're in 4chan, specifically in /b/ to get over that loneliness for a small amount of attention. To which most people would probaby ignore or call you a "fag", or any variation of the word.

Or it could just be that you haven't wanked your willy yet.
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>>717283033
Spread pussy ples OP
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>>717283033
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>>717283327
Can you read the comments and do what people asked you ?
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>>717283327
Dem tiddies
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>>717281025
Kik or snapchat?
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I'm alone tonight. The girl I like is also alone tonight. It's also her birthday now (post midnight). She didn't want to hang out. I was so excited when I asked... it would be amazing to be with her.
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>>717283327
titts are gorgeous
show face hoodrat
and ASL ploax
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>>717283393
She's prolly drunk, I doubt she can follow instructions
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>>717283540
26, f, Oregon
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>>717283327
>▶
shaprie in the pooper
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>>717283327
Really cute nipples, do you take requests?
Cause I would totally bury my dick between those beautifully big bazongas
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>>717281025
How are you alone when you look like that? Are you crazy in the head?
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>>717283662
I work tomorrow early so I decided not to go out
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>>717283662
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>>717283662
she's showing her tits to 4chan, what do you think?
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>>717283583
Got kik or snapchat?
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>>717282260
Virgin newfag here
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>>717283721
Well yeah, That makes sense so you dont fucking die from dumb shit drunk drivers. Hope you be safe.
>>717283733
Eh Boredom /=/ Crazy
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>>717283327
My dubs demands you on a date
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>>717281025
Show butthole
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>>717282828
Fresh coast*
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>>717283877
Dubs speaks
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i think i know you!
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>>717283849
wtf is /=/, is that supposed to be not equals? =/= is better or if ur a 1337 [email protected] != is best

also boredom and mental instability are mutually exclusive
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>>717283877
This
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>>717284092
What a coincidence.. I think I know you.
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show pussy pls
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>>717284147
are not*
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>>717284147
Why would you put two "="?

/=/ means the "=" is blocked by the two lines
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Plz boss
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>>717283434
Tough bro
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>>717284244
>>717284147

also this >>717283877
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kill urse;lf
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>>717284092
Who am I then
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>>717284351
Every party needs a pooper that's why they invited you
Party pooper
Party pooper
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>>717284256
in mathematics an equal sign with a cross through it is not equals "≠"

/=/ is just something I"m reasonably sure you pulled out of your ass. Speaking of ass though, show pl0x.
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>>717284351
MODS
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sweet tits fuck....
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>>717284351
MODSSS
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Well this ship sank fast
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>>717284480
For real sick fuckers man
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>>717284613
nice
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>>717284613
Delete this fucking thread you have a fuckin pedo here
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>>717284561
Mooooooods
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>>717284613
do you play video games
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>>717284561
reported to fbi. have fun fucker
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>>717284613
god damn, you got kik or anything? would love more
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>>717284459
>>717284480
>>717284506
I'm guessing by all the newfags typing mods in all caps someone posted some cheese pizza? That's weird for a thread like this.

Also you faggots literally look like infants screaming for you mommies. There is a report feature and that's not it.
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Mods
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>>717284613
Fucking awesome
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSS
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>>717284461
S-show... my ass?
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>>717284613
Take those panties off.
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>>717284762
Most defiantly. You're making me diamonds.
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>>717284711
>>717284756
Leave the fucking thread
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>>717284871
someone is posting real cp you shitfuck.
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you look great
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>>717284941

refer to >>717284708
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OP is not real because my eyes aren't real.
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>>717284708
yeah there was CP above
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op, if this is dubs you must fuck yourself with something of large size. i like to see bitches stretched
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>>717284831
This, c'mon OP, you have a nice body.
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>>717285059
I haven't shaved and I'm embarrassed
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>>717284613
what your name? just initials if you dont want to say full name
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>>717285001
Op, suck on your nipples.
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>>717285001
very nice, but let's see that tooshie sweetie
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>>717285001
god damn. i need to get more
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>>717285099
i also look like a whale
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>>717285099
I'm hard and need a good old fashioned wank. I don't mind.
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>>717285099

but that makes it better
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We still have yet to see pussy. Tf?
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>>717284835
IM NOT THE OP
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sharpie in ur pooper
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>>717285099
Some of us are into some scruff ;)
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>>717281025
same here OP fuck it all right?
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Do tits with face then
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>>717285001
nice baby, how about showing more taking those panties off and showing pussy?
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>>717284985
so you like cp? you fucking degenerate
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>>717285184
well we here be whalers, yaaar now give us yer bootie so that we might plunder it
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>>717285099
How is that a bad thing? <3
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>>717282260
shes not that bad yoh i would fuck the shit out of her she looks good
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>>717281025
I would drink you milady
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Too much?
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Kill yourself you unmarrieable tramp
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>>717285353
perfect. more
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subs says sharpie in the pooper
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>>717285099
harry pussy is good :)
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>>717285220
well, that's awkward

still, post ass
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>>717285388
winrar
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>>717285353
Naissssss. More!!!
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Perfect
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>>717285353
yes, moar baby
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>>717285353
gawd thstts good
wus eat/10
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>>717285353
Sexy
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>>717285353
Looks tasty to me!

Would you mind fullfilling my quest to have my name by your tits or ass please :)?
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>>717285388
dubs has spoken
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>>717285353

delicious

please show lips
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>>717285353
you're perfect
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>>717285293
I'm going to assume you're just le' epic trolling me
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Moar ass but no underwear
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>>717284260
That you b0ss?? I've gotta cancer b0ss
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>>717285513
no nigger fag
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>>717285353
Moar you hottie
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>>717285594
Boss hello
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>>717281025
Sweetheart, You're beautiful. Seriously. Don't listen to any of these asshole on /b/. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.
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>2017
>/b/ still not asking for poop and timestamp
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>>717285353
Wish I could help you not be lonely, but I'm on a road trip. Will be swinging through Oregon this weekend though. ;)
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>>717285353
Beautiful
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>>717285712
Gimmie de pussy boss
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Dubs says full frontal

(Let's just pretend I got dubs)
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>>717285772
OP deliver poop
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How old are you?
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>>717285956
>whoooopthereitis
This was planned the whole time
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>>717282738
Face will turn you off 4life.....
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Feet pls
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Butthole OP
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>>717285956

lame
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>>717286095
Kek
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>>717285743
I approve whole-hardheartedly. You are cordially invited to show me your ass.
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>>717285353
just perfect.
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>>717285772
This.
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>>717286210
H-hmph
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>>717286095
>>717286095
She deleted it. Wheres the pussypic? Anyone repost!
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I think you accidentally deleted this pic, OP. But don't worry, now that it's been on the Internet, it will never go away.
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>>717285353
I'm so hard right now. More please.
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>>717285353
Fucking awesome again
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>>717286727
Thats a cute af pussy. I'd eat it for breakfast, brunch, lunch, pre-dinner, dinner, post-dinner, and midnight snack
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>>717286657
don't be so tsundere anon, show me your anus.
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>>717286895
7:00am – Breakfast.
9:00am – Second Breakfast.
11:00am – Elevenses.
1:00pm – Luncheon.
4:00pm – Afternoon Tea.
6:00pm – Dinner.
8:00pm – Supper.

fixed
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>>717287032
This post reminds me of the Korean and Japanese anons posting their school schedules... anybody have that YLYL? It got a lot of run back in the days before a fucking banana became some kind of glorious meme.
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>>717287032
Thank you. Thats exactly my pussy eating schedule.
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>>717287246
i got yo dick anon

at least i think i do i can't really read the thumbnail
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>>717287396
Ha! Awesome. Here's my wife's pussy in exchange.
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>>717287591
well that was a pretty good deal, nice wife pussy anon
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>>717287591
I wanna Fuck your wife, ravage her.
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I'd like to fuck you roughly from behind until those fat, saggy tits of yours are swinging.
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Where is op?
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>>717287784
Thank you, anon. I hit it from 12:30 til 1 AM. She even managed not to pass out until 12:45. She really can't handle alcohol.
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>>717285743
>>717286657
still waiting on that booty
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Go to vocaroo and record this please http://vocaroo.com
'oh my god Your dick is SO big. you're way bigger than my boyfriend. mmmm yeah fuck me ohhhhhhh yeah yes fuck me. fuck your dick is huge''
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>>717288659
This please
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>>717287591
Awesome puss anon. How old is she? Would you share more??

And wheres OP????!!!
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>>717288659
and then record this separately

''I'm sorry, his dick was just so big. I couldn't control myself. please don't hate me''
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>>717288807
passed out with a bottle in her ass
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>>717288814
fucking cuck

sorry I just wanted to say that, I respect your lifestyle.
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>>717288807
She's 43. 3 kids. Have no more on this laptop - it was just one she sent me while she was visiting her mom and knew I needed to jerk off. That's right - 43 and still has a great pussy and loves to fuck.
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>>717288973
im not a cuck. I imagine myself as the bull in the scenario
I just enjoy other people getting cucked
I'm a pervert not a cuck at all
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>>717288964
Ha! Nothing more than a finger tonight. She'll wake me up with a blowie by 7 AM.
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>>717289054
thou doth protest too much, methinks
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>>717289000
43!!?? Her puss and body looks like early 20's but hey havent seen her face or what i believe to be saggy tits.

No more pics?? Then have it.

Ever shared the bitch??
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>>717281789
uhhh
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>>717289213
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie - she has some pretty big fun bags for a small frame... and the kids wrecked 'em pretty good. We used to fuck other women, for sure, when we were younger. It's tough now to bring home a tagalong now that our oldest is 10 and would ask a million questions about who that strange lady was that walked out of our bedroom at 7 AM. Really, I'd post more if I had any available. Maybe we'll take requests tomorrow night when the kids go to bed. She's a show off.
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>>717289479
Hit me up on snap then fam: whydontyousnap

And share some. I'll see if my slutty wife is game. Shes 31 and same bodytype as yours.
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>>717289904
Sorry anon, no snap. I'll try to get her to do a thread tomorrow around 9:30 or so. Have your wife ready to go. I'm out, boys. Gotta get some sleep so she can clean all her dried up cum off me first thing in the morning. 2017 is gonna be sweet.
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>>717290529
2017 and still doesnt have snap. Adios hombre
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Bumpin thread
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>>717290666
666 checked
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>>717285743
>rainbow handsock and seems kinda cute
yep show the ass you faggot
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>>717285595
black ppl dont get beaten in dallas
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>>717281220
Femanon following the rules. Respect ya.
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>>717287591
Nice pussy and body but, I am far far away from you.
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>>717293318
I doth believe that is pizza my sir
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>>717285758
Wizard detected
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>>717293796
Unnecessary asshole detected.
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>>717293924
kek @ confirming you were a wizard
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>>717294080
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>>717281789
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write tits or pussy "wns"
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>>717281789
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>>717294853
roll
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>>717281658
im ain't happy im feeling glad
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