What's a life lesson that you learned the hard way, /b/?
If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole, make sure you sedate him first.
I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck andy puts up a hell of a fight.
Don't fall in love with a drug addict. She'll be in love with her drug habits instead of you.
Youll also watch her turn from a sweet thing into a nasty product of her unhealthy addiction.
>There once was a man from Brazil
>Who swallowed a dynamite pill
>His belly perspired
>His bum backfired
>And his balls shot over the hill
Never get into a relationshit with a woman who has cut herself on purpose even once.
There are issues in that head of hers that she has put aside trying to forget about.
Being with someone who gives her unconditional love will only serve to remind her of how worthless she is and that how can anyone love her when she doesn't love herself.
She is only capable of jealousy and hate.
After sucking a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole, be kind and curteous by licking every last subatomic particle of shit off his asshole.
Him and his asshole will thank you for it.
Dont use a log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with.
It will not get you pregnant, youll just get a fucking infection in your fallopian tubes and uterus. Seriousky, dont beleive the advertisements
how people really are
most people only give a shit about themselves and MAYBE 2 or 3 other people
also "FOMO" is a thing in our world now and people will literally go broke, suck dick, do whatever they can in order to have a picture of them at fucking Machu Picchu
Andy sixx doesnt really look like this irl ):
Shit doesnt tast like chocolate.
Learned that from eating ass.
There's no way this is someone's fantasy. Jesus.
Andy Sixx's asshole will actually cough if you tickle his balls
Yeah but the good at sex is the shit they gotta do to get their hooks in.
That's them flashing their wings and pretty colours at you because its an attempt to mask how fucked up they are.
They know they've got a small amount of time before the crazy comes out and by that time they need to own your soul. They need you invested or theyre biggest fear; being alone, will happen.
I got really good at handling these relationships cause my mom is one of those crazy bitches.
It's still not good, but it's easier to handle them.
There's this balance of giving them attention and ignoring them. Also being able to deal with their fucked up logic.
If you and someone, no matter who they are, from a different social class and country for example.
talk for two years you're going to get really attached, and that's just going to make things harder when you realize the enivitable, and you understand how big the Atlantic is.
You're going to find out that even if the feeling wasn't mutual you're nothing going to miss each other.
The lesson I learned is that feelings should stay ignored.
If you tell someone how you feel they probably won't care, get put off, or they will care and the feeling will fade. So it won't matter.
>most people only give a shit about themselves and MAYBE 2 or 3 other people
One of the best things I learned is that this isn't a bad thing. Doesn't mean you have to be an asshole to people, but if you focus on what's important than you rather than acting selfless because it's considered socially desirable, you'll be much better off psychologically. After all, at the end of the day, other people may come and go, but you're stuck with yourself for life.
I like to be nice to random people, but I've learned to look out for number one.
I feel kinda bad when I use people, but my desire to take care of myself always outweighs that.
Currently going to do just that tomorrow.
getting a stem PhD doesn't mean you will get a job
Always tell a women how you feel, after a few decades alive not telling the women I loved how I felt is one of the biggest mistakes I ever made.
Its amazing how much being honest has gotten me in shit.
really dude, i mean im just saying that Its been the worst mistakes Ive made in my personal life. But sometimes a white lie it that bad, unless you mean like /b/tard bad.
Thre is no such thing as love or friendship. Every human being on this planet will stab you in the back in the end. No matter how much they act like they care, it will always end in tears and heartbreak.
My parents threw me out in the street when I was 17, with the last thing my father told me being to "root hog, or die." When I was in my early 20s my parents explained they didn't like me as a person and would rather not have anything to do with me.
It's 30 years later and I live alone, largely without human contact. It's easier that way. I have never had a friend I didn't eventually regret having, and every personal thing you share with someone will eventually be used against you as a weapon.
My advice to you kids is to keep to yourself, trust no one, and learn to be self-reliant.
If you're going to suck logs of shit from andys ass, make sure you drug him first. He's a fighter
I was in a supermarket recently and tried to say "thanks" to the cashier. It came out as a croaking noise as I realized it had been so long since I spoke out loud -- at least two months -- that I'd forgotten how. I sometimes go months without human contact and I'm doing just fine.
just be honest at first and don't let yourself bottle up how you really feel about anyone