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What's a life lesson that you learned the hard way, /b/?

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What's a life lesson that you learned the hard way, /b/?
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I won't get anywhere in life unless I stop being a lazy piece of shit
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use git ;_;
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>>717280238
Never shave against the grain on your privates, shit will itch for a solid week and be unbearable
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Me being black on /b/ and how whitebois call me "Nigger"
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>>717280238
Saving images in JPEG format :(
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>>717280238
What?? You mean there's an easy way!?
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If youre going to suck a log of shit out of andy sixxs asshole, make sure you sedate him first.

I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck andy puts up a hell of a fight.
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>>717280238
Stop being a faggot and you'll stop being ass fucked
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Hug your parents and tell them you love them

Forgive and forget

No birth control is 100% except abstinence

You may be through with the past but the past ain't through with you
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>>717280600
Never shave your balls, no matter how good you are, you'll make mistake and there are no words for the pain that follows, and women think bearing a child is painful.. Huh
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Don't fall in love with a drug addict. She'll be in love with her drug habits instead of you.
Youll also watch her turn from a sweet thing into a nasty product of her unhealthy addiction.
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>>717280238
if you find a girl you think is crazy, no matter how hot she is, turn around and walk away... immediately.
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>>717280238
>There once was a man from Brazil
>Who swallowed a dynamite pill
>His belly perspired
>His bum backfired
>And his balls shot over the hill
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>>717281722
So single for this lifetime, don't mind if I do!
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>>717281332
After hugging proceed to tell your dad that you'll forgive him for dry anal raping you if he lets you rape your mom first
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Never get into a relationshit with a woman who has cut herself on purpose even once.

There are issues in that head of hers that she has put aside trying to forget about.

Being with someone who gives her unconditional love will only serve to remind her of how worthless she is and that how can anyone love her when she doesn't love herself.

She is only capable of jealousy and hate.
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>>717280238
Always exterminate black people upon sighting them
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>>717282212
>>717282212
>>717282212
This
This
This
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>>717282212
Then she'll gone girl your ass so bad and you won't even be able to defend yourself because you're a white male with no privileges
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>>717280238
"things get better"

they never do
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>>717280572
Second
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>>717280238
Fuck and dump. Do not look back. Ever
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Life is short and you are microscopic in the vast expanse of the universe. Don't be consumed by petty bullshit.

Make the most of everyday. You will regret it if you do not.
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>>717280655
Nigger, jk but I get how that is hard
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>>717281396
My nigga.
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After sucking a log of shit out of andy sixx's asshole, be kind and curteous by licking every last subatomic particle of shit off his asshole.

Him and his asshole will thank you for it.
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>>717280238
Never trust a spic
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If you don't run at the start of the life you are never gonna win the race.
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>>717282358
Just dont be a faggot and they do beta
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>>717281396
Feelin that tonight. Are you me? Wtfi'mdrunkandthisshithurts
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>>717280238
Tough times will result in a tougher you. When you go through hardship, you will learn from it and it will make you better and stronger
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Dont use a log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with.

It will not get you pregnant, youll just get a fucking infection in your fallopian tubes and uterus. Seriousky, dont beleive the advertisements
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The best time to plant an oak tree was 300 years ago.

The 2nd best time, is now.
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When doing the fireworks captcha dont count the squares with a little firework
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>>717282704
>projecting this hard
whats wrong?
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>>717282710
Bro, i learned this the hard way.
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>>717282922
Learned it uhhhhh 5 times now over 20 years. It doesnt get easier.
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>>717280238

That excuses are just that, excuses. They are meaningless, they have zero merit.
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>>717283000
Nice trips

Better lonely and full of desire than taken and full of hatred
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Dont do this to andy sixx
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>>717283000
There is something hot in a chick that doesn't give a fuck.
Until your invested and she doesn't give a fuck about you.
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>>717282886
Always see attentionfags and an heros on 4chan, gets annoying
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>>717283149
Fuck I wasted trips on a dopewhore. Love you right now /b/ro for stating it so elegantly. Imma chug thus wine and hope for blackout
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>>717283288
Fuck I wasted dubs
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>>717283330
Almost fuckin trips again, ripperino
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>>717283373
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>>717283330
Like ive said, I've been there before too.
If i can help anyone in my situation, i always do, or at least try to. Some other people are hard headed
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>>717283288
>>717283330
>>717283373

Remember that time we just all got cancer from this little exchange.
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>>717282879
Best advice, thank you senpai
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Never let your happiness depend on someone else. I still stuggle with this, but it was the best advice ever given to me
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>>717283668
Advice taken and not used is advice wasted.

You've learnt nothing.
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>>717280238
how people really are

most people only give a shit about themselves and MAYBE 2 or 3 other people

also "FOMO" is a thing in our world now and people will literally go broke, suck dick, do whatever they can in order to have a picture of them at fucking Machu Picchu
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Andy sixx doesnt really look like this irl ):
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>>717282605
Story?

>green txt also
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Shit doesnt tast like chocolate.

Learned that from eating ass.
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>>717280238
if you wait too long, you will miss out
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>>717282010
I know I'm on /b/ but what the fuck
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>>717280238
Dont get married because you think you have to. Got a divorce, was hard as fuck but for the best.
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>>717283933
When was this ?
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>>717280238
Nothing is free.
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Always hit every chest i found, could be a god damn mimic
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>>717284249
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>>717283149
this 100%
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>>717283956
This.
I'll never fix the lazy asshole I was as a kid and a teenager.
And that fucker ruined my life.
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Never buy a car with rose coloured glasses on.
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>>717283830
There's no way this is someone's fantasy. Jesus.
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Don't let your friends know you like dick.
They won't stop giving you shit for it.
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Andy Sixx's asshole will actually cough if you tickle his balls
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>>717283956
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>>717282212
On a side note - I have banged a few cutters and the sex is awesome, the clingyness and the bullshit after however sucks
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>>717284843
Kek
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>>717285069
never stick your dick in crazy. the sex is awesome, the repercussions however, are not.
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>>717285787
The worst part is I know this but hot and crazy it so fuckin fun for a short time....
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>>717280238

Dont try to eat the bait out of a mouse trap.
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>>717285787
Yeah but the good at sex is the shit they gotta do to get their hooks in.

That's them flashing their wings and pretty colours at you because its an attempt to mask how fucked up they are.

They know they've got a small amount of time before the crazy comes out and by that time they need to own your soul. They need you invested or theyre biggest fear; being alone, will happen.
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>>717286639
I got really good at handling these relationships cause my mom is one of those crazy bitches.
It's still not good, but it's easier to handle them.
There's this balance of giving them attention and ignoring them. Also being able to deal with their fucked up logic.
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Never try to overcompensate in a current relationship due to the guilt you feel over the last
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>>717280238
If you and someone, no matter who they are, from a different social class and country for example.
talk for two years you're going to get really attached, and that's just going to make things harder when you realize the enivitable, and you understand how big the Atlantic is.
You're going to find out that even if the feeling wasn't mutual you're nothing going to miss each other.
The lesson I learned is that feelings should stay ignored.
If you tell someone how you feel they probably won't care, get put off, or they will care and the feeling will fade. So it won't matter.
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>>717283807
>most people only give a shit about themselves and MAYBE 2 or 3 other people

One of the best things I learned is that this isn't a bad thing. Doesn't mean you have to be an asshole to people, but if you focus on what's important than you rather than acting selfless because it's considered socially desirable, you'll be much better off psychologically. After all, at the end of the day, other people may come and go, but you're stuck with yourself for life.
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>>717288014
This.
I like to be nice to random people, but I've learned to look out for number one.
I feel kinda bad when I use people, but my desire to take care of myself always outweighs that.
Currently going to do just that tomorrow.
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Dont watch nightmare fuel videos before you go to bed
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>>717286972
Been there done that. lol

It took too long for me to close that door to open a similar one up.
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Don't fucking cheat unless you immediately plan on breaking up. The bitch will give you Hell for years. At least she's rich now.
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Never marry a chick just because she let's you fuck her up the ass
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>>717287357
You tell me this now?
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getting a stem PhD doesn't mean you will get a job
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Always use protection
Giving up on discipline doesnt make you happier
Video games are worthless
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>>717280238
Donald Trump is a lying sack of shit.
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>>717282580
>>717283228
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>>717288880
>>717288880
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
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Never fap with Icy Hot, I thought it would be nice but it ended up being the worst pain I have ever felt
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Find a chick that likes to be pissed on if you don't want a cheater.
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1)Don't fall in love with a crazy bitch

2)All bitches are crazy
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>>717280238
when i was eight i saw my father suffocate to death and learned that death is painful.

also, when i was four my neighbors dogs ate a kid.
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>>717289508
so basically what you're telling us is

1)Avoid pussy

2)Become a homosexual
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>>717289956
You're on 4chan.
You're already a faggot.
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If you're not gaining ground, you're losing it.
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>>717284320
this motherfucker knows his life's lessons
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>>717290233
I know. I actually made that point in another thread.
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Always tell a women how you feel, after a few decades alive not telling the women I loved how I felt is one of the biggest mistakes I ever made.
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to sorta want things and then sorta indifferent to other living beings is just another path to ending life quickly and efficiently.
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>>717281788
KEK'd
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>>717291228
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>>717291228
Its amazing how much being honest has gotten me in shit.
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>>717293247
really dude, i mean im just saying that Its been the worst mistakes Ive made in my personal life. But sometimes a white lie it that bad, unless you mean like /b/tard bad.
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>>717281332
>You may be through with the past but the past ain't through with you
Don't you fucking say that. I have enough to worry about without worrying about the past.
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>>717280655
>poor baby got his feelings hurt on /b/
grow up and stop caring what people think about your looks
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>>717281338
its not that bad. a little itch maybe for a day.
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dont break into people's houses, and don't do anything similar no matter how much shit you get away with.
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>>717283276
>invested?
is that the feeling you get when you're willing to not wear the condom and pull out instead? jk man haha. pussy.
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>>717280238
Thre is no such thing as love or friendship. Every human being on this planet will stab you in the back in the end. No matter how much they act like they care, it will always end in tears and heartbreak.

My parents threw me out in the street when I was 17, with the last thing my father told me being to "root hog, or die." When I was in my early 20s my parents explained they didn't like me as a person and would rather not have anything to do with me.

It's 30 years later and I live alone, largely without human contact. It's easier that way. I have never had a friend I didn't eventually regret having, and every personal thing you share with someone will eventually be used against you as a weapon.

My advice to you kids is to keep to yourself, trust no one, and learn to be self-reliant.
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If you're going to suck logs of shit from andys ass, make sure you drug him first. He's a fighter
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>>717294789
In the end, though, you need society. Unless you're Mick Dodge. I have mad respect for Mick Dodge. Can't really see past the whole "lack-of-poon" thing, though.
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>>717295063
I was in a supermarket recently and tried to say "thanks" to the cashier. It came out as a croaking noise as I realized it had been so long since I spoke out loud -- at least two months -- that I'd forgotten how. I sometimes go months without human contact and I'm doing just fine.
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>>717280238
just be honest at first and don't let yourself bottle up how you really feel about anyone
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