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What's your ultimate truth you have learned about women?

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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What's your ultimate truth you have learned about women?

ITT: understanding women
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They're identical to men except they have different reproductive organs.

oh except they tend to be dumber but that's because science; they're designed to be mothers whereas men are designed to be the smart hunter gatherer providers so its harder for women to get smarter than for men.
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Men love idealistically. Women love opportunistically.
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>>717277076
that's fucking deep man
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>>717277076
This
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>>717276867
>>717277076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VygKQV-hEpY
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Women only have three needs- attention, food, and dick. If you aren't giving her those then there's a good chance someone else is.
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>>717277076
I think its the other way. Women fall for status. Men love what they can get.
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She's there to use you. Make sure she's usable herself.

Does she clean, cook, wash and care for kids like a pro? If not leave her ass.
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Women don't know what they want /thread
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they start demanding attention around 1 year old and never, ever stop
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>>717277060
If men physically superior then women (and that's a fact), who says that they aren't also mentally superirior?
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Devious liars
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>>717277777
checked
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>>717277777
checked
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>>717277777
fucking get
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>>717277777
What a waste
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>>717276867
They aren't worth the effort.
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They don't poop
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>>717277777
that's what he is saying, that men are smarter.
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>>717276867
Vaginal discharged
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are all these negative thjngs about women true? not bait or irony or shit. these just contradict everything professors and media have said
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>>717277777
Confirmed as fact!

Quints CHECKED!!!!!
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>>717276867
I like being sexually dominated by women.
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>>717276867
Women are basically children. Treat her like you're her daddy.
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They all play too many games.
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They are all in a cult about themselves.
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>>717278089
Many are generally speaking, though there are exceptions to any rule.

Greatness waits for those who seek it.
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>>717278007
You can't prove it tho. I could argue that's just society and how things have been since forever before first wave feminism
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>>717276867
They have needs just like we men do.
And they will, under specific or extreme circumstances, act upon those needs in any way and under any circumstances necessary or available, just as we men.
They are capable of of more if not the same as we men are in regards to talent and ability, disregarding birth.
They are beautiful creatures.

>Happy 2017!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I multiple times fucke good 7/10 eastern ruope adn 1000/1 american standart girls, but when i do anal there is always alot of shit, like last time she was drunk and i went berserkk on her ass and suddennly, few seconds after anal came the stench, the awfull shit like( one week witout shiiting stecnh) and there is always alot of poo on my dick. And not like the one brownish we guys shit ,but somehow yellow colorish and more stinkish kin of shit. So my question is , i tried doing enema on my onw ass with the removable shower head. But i read is dangerous cause you cant control the prssure of the shower head nad you might blow your guts and feces came into your blood and shit gets real..................... But how does bithces in rl(not porn) get clean anuses
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>>717277777
probably the fact that we lose our shit laughing. at smells.
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BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA
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>>717276867
Never expect any logic, reasoning, or level-headedness from them. They are inherently emotionally driven retarded creatures who should have never been given the vote.
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>>717276867

that they are humans, men and woman are not as different as you neckbeards make them out to be.
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>>717278782
>not as different

LOL, prepare to be amazed, fuckboi.
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>>717276867
Women have all the sexual power. They are the gate keepers of sex and they know it. They hold onto that power like crazy because they know a flash of a tit or a quick fuck can get them places.

They will never admit this though, or at the very least try to downplay it. But it's huge. Just always keep that in mind.

The second thing is that most are used to being treated like upper class. They will expect to be treated like this from you. Instead look for girls who get thier hands dirty, the ones who generally haven't had that luxury, those are the ones you want.

Finally sex isn't that important. A good girl will want a strong emotional connection, someone who she can talk to or relate to. Be that guy.

That's about it.
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>2016
>not marrying a beautiful sissy with the brain of a men and the body a woman

What are you wating, /b/?
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>>717278390
true. likely men and women are smarter at different things
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>>717276867

Women are very ignorant to their privileges though they will use them nonchalantly as if it is normal.

A woman who is marriage material will be able to act logically in the same respect that you expect them to show.

The core issue is that men will fall for women in both categories, and not realise the difference. You will only find out if she is truly marriage material after shit hits the fan.

this is a fact. I had to learn the hard way.
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>>717278892
Too bad this is shooped.
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>>717277777
Quints of truth
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>>717278892
A. It's 2017, faggot.
B. No vagina = no deal
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They have holes that feel good if you stick your dick in them.
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>>717277342
femanon detected

>or maybe just a cuck
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>>717276867
they are people
some are cunts some are cool
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>>717278390
>>717277777
theres your proof faggot, kek confirms it
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>>717278844

and there i hit a nerve with the neckbeard,
you dont like to hear the truth because it makes your interactions with woman seem like even greater failures.
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>>717276867
Make sure the woman you're going to be with has her own long lasting passions and hobbies.

Otherwise you become her hobby, and it's no fun being the sole source of somebody else's enjoyment.
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>>717278881

lets be honest, the truth is you are probably a shitty human, with shitty choice in woman.

and now you use that anecdotal evidence to paint woman after your own image, cause your a shitty human as i said earlier.
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They can be less emotional invested in a relationship, esp when they break up they tend to move on so quickly.
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>>717278460
>capable of more if not the same
>we men
weak b8, nice try though
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>>717278993
IS THIS REAL ENUOGH FOR YOU FAG
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>>717278892
That is a sad fucking shoop....

Spending that much time and effort to shop a cock onto a gorgeous young woman means you really just want the cock, and not the woman at all.
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>>717276867
women will be sluts, but they have standards, which is ironic
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>>717278963
I don't know if it's the vodka but I didn't understand a word. Can you explain it bettrr?
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>>717277777
first quints of 2017?
checked
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They will cheat under the right circumstances.

In the points game, women can easier date up than men can.
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>>717279559
That's actually pretty true m8. This ass is for you.
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>>717280114
Jesus Christ dude, it says the time of the post right at the top of the post.
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>>717279559

THIS x1000000000000000000

both people gotta have some self confidence, and be able to love themselves, or the relationship becomes like a babysitter kind of situation.

a relationship where 1 person constantly needs validation of his/her own selfworth is draining on the long run.

if you guys want a happy relationship put together 2 people who know how to do theyr own things, but at the same time love eachothers company.
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My mom is one.
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>>717276867
You can find happiness through a girl but don't make that your main source of happiness
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>>717276867
They're all fucking mental.
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Women have it made in their 20s for dating but after that men start to gain the upper hand..
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>>717276867
Society holds them to a much lower standard in most aspects of life. They may be criticized more for being sexually unrestrained, but in almost all other areas, they can get away with a lot more than we can.

This means it's a rareity to find a woman who doesn't severely disappoint you when you attempt to hold her to the same standards you were held to yourself, and it's why no matter how dearly, how loudly, or how completely you love them, they will treat you like an enemy the second you begin to treat them as if they've done something wrong- regardless of how wrong they are. That's like spanking a child for breaking a rule that nobody ever told them existed in the first place.

Find one who had a father who did more than spoil her and ignore every difficult conversation that might upset her, and a mother who you, as a man, respect without question. Then you will find your exception to the rule that says women are psychopaths
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>>717276867
deep down, they're whores
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>>717279586
Prove me wrong faggot.
>pro tip you can't

Who approcahes who Anon? Who's expected to pay anon? Who gets their hands dirty Anon?

This is also a thread about your personal wisdom about women and that's mine you fuck.
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>>717279694
Yeah, let's keep it going.

Real women are degenerates.
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women are human beings just like anyone else
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>>717280270
I think you watched this video
https://youtu.be/CMGtCBEe1NM
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>>717276867

men fuck things up.

women.... are fucked up.

-- Louis CK.
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>>717280462
hahahahahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Don't fall for the vagina meme, boys.
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>>717280362
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>>717280393
So are we
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>>717276867
They make terrible friends. If you aren't fucking ger and she doesn't try to set you up with her friends then ditch her. Also think, how many times as a woman friend let you down or cancelled plans. They never seem to feel bad about it do they?
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>>717276867
When you are talking to a woman. When she asks you a question. Have a solution rather than an answer.
>EX: "Anon, do you want to go to ___ tomorrow?"
>You might have shit to do, right?
>Solution: "I have something planned then but how about _____ on this day?"
They don't want an answers, they'd want you do do everything for them because they are lazy cunts
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>>717279802
A woman can have as much sex as she wants. Its much easier for her to go and choose men as she pleases. Women have the privilege of getting sex easier and being treated great by men just for putting out and being a woman. If you find a woman who is marriage material she will overlook her privileges to be with you. Meaning, she will see you as much more special. She will know that even though she can get sex/gratification from other men, that you are the only one she wants to spend time with, because you are worth so much more to her on a deeper level.

unfortunately it takes a matter of testing this, to find out whether the woman feels this way about you, meaning she will probably be unfaithful first before she comes to realise that it is not worth fucking around and that you truly are the one she wants to spend her life with.

Most people will break up and become resentful at this point.

unfortunately for men, you can also view a woman as marriage material if she is not genuine about her motives.
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They will promise and swear up and down to you anything to get what they want.

Then when it's convenient for them to break that promise, they do, and they'll justify it by blaming you.
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They're crazy, annoying, they play mind games, they cheat just like men or worse, and it's still better than putting my cock in a hairy man's ass. I assume.
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>>717280834
this.
women are designed to admire pragmatism. do shit and they love it, question, think about and fuck around and they're gone.
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>>717280834
>>"I have something planned then but how about WE FUCK on this day?"

Do you think I'll get laid fast anon?
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>>717278488
You sure do, Fouad.
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>>717280408

damn son, you sure like to blurr the lines between norms, and individuality.

but i guess you are only angry because you're not getting it on with woman.

and lets be honest, most of those norms exist because we males put them there in the first place by thinking woman were inferior mentally.
and now its gonna take years to remove them.

but here is a trick, dont date woman who expect you to pay the bills, and provide for her, its not hard.
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99% of women are either ignorant as fuck, slutty as fuck, manipulative as fuck or all 3.. if you find that 1% who is a good girl hang on to em
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No matter how great a woman is, in a relation they will all end up playing the emotional blackmail card sooner or later.
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if you're confident (enough) you can fuck any woman.

ANY woman.
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>>717281297

eyy its the shitty human being who dates other shitty human beings, and now thinks everybody is as shitty as the ones he is dating.

anecdotal evidence much loser?
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>>717280834
Don't say it plainly. If you do, it sounds fucking retarded. Say you want to hang out with her on that day, if you're sending her a text put some winking or kissing emojis after that shit, if she likes you she'll agree. If you're an ugly nigger than she'll say she'll busy. Got it fucktard?
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Pretty much that you can never fully understand them. my gfs mom went full scizoid tonight. Fuckin ruined my new years. made my gf cry. yelled at me for lord knows what reason..

She bullies my gf to prove she can make my gf cry(no clue why she did it in the first place or thought it was a good idea, but hey bitches be trippin sometimes). then gets mad when i calmly tell her she made me angry for making my gf cry.
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>>717281498
I'm not confident, what now?
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>>717281561
Also, I fucked up. I meant to reply to ->>>717281116
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>>717281616
Do you like things in your butt?
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>>717277076
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
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>>717281009
>2017
>choosing an hairy ass over a smooth round ladyboy ass

>>717280455
>>717280597
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Women have children if you nut in their pussy
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>>717276867
they really enjoy comfortable environments.

pic related. a clean, warm, inviting, comfy living room always makes the panties loosen up.
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>>717281616
it has to come naturally. usually it comes with age. how old are you.
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women (even the hottest ones) do poo and fart, and it smells horrendous. worse than my poo and farts.
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>>717281498

you are speaking the truth homan.

im 4-5/10 and got to sleep with the most beautifull 10/10 woman ever.

would have married her, but my ego got in my way and i ghosted her.

ahh i still think about her atleast once a week.
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>>717281938
I'll be 26 on the 12th
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>>717276867
ones that are almost like you're bro but really pretty that you have sex with are really hard to find.
most seem like that when you start out in the relationship but shit starts to go south after awhile.
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>>717276867
It's literally impossible for women to think rationally. The concept of approaching a problem, thinking about it for a while, deciding on a plan of action, executing that plan, and then evaluating the results, is like asking them to fly to the moon. They just can't do it.
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>>717281938

load of bullshit.

if you lack confidence the number one tip in the world is...FAKE IT, TIL YOU MAKE IT.

it works, believe me.
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>>717282211
How do you overcome the beta tics and habits that come springing to the fore when talking to a hot girl? Just bluster past it?
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>>717282076
you're still young enough for it to arrive naturally. do you do any confidence-inspiring things? climbing/scuba/flight/working out etc.?
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>>717281616
Time to buy a Porsche... Seriously though! It works.. I was on my cousins computer about a year ago and he I saw in his history he was searching on Google for 'small dick condoms' etc etc how to get a girl with a small dick etc etc.. I felt bad for him.. anyways fast forward couple months later he buys a sick 911 GT3 (his dick might be small but good for him he's smart and is a chemical engineer) anyways now fast forward amother couple months and he's engaged to a decent looking girl. Good luck dude
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is everyone is this thread 16
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>>717282313
Etc? Lol
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>>717277351
That's definitely the truth
Women tend to try punch up social status wise
Men just try to get the hottest or least crazy they can
And the you get the rare one where neither give a fuck about social status etc and just love each other for the right reason.
Its rare for that though i got lucky im punching hard but sjes an amazing person so i feel like im the luckiest bloke alive .
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>>717282374
tits or gtfo.
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>>717279559
Out of all the shitpost on here, that is actually a really good idea.
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>>717282444
i'm not a girl you autistic faggot
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>>717276867
They lie and cheat, even the nice ones with ethics. Don't be fooled. Doing horrible and relationship ruining shit for them is exciting and it will happen if they meet the right guy, which for most women now days is any guy with a tattoo or a piercing or something because they think those things are sexy. But since that's everyone now, you're pretty much fucked.

Also, women never like you for you. They like you for how much money you make and how active your social life is. Even the shut ins eventually flip a switch and start whoring around until they land a guy with a life they want.
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A woman who complains about her friends/social circle is a broken human being, and will drag you down into her own private hell.
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They will always fear us for good reason. Despite this they go wild for the d and seek it out. Catch 22, moon freer
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>>717282588
they all say that, and how you know i was gay?
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>>717279072
This book is useless
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>>717282727
Add mending
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>>717276867
If they're a feminist, sjw, or vegan, no matter how good they look or how tight the pussy may be, run.
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>>717282211
if you say so. women (the ones worthwhile) can always sense fake confidence though, because they deal with different men approaching them all the time.
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>>717276867
You can't trust them. They will always have their own agenda and will put their friends and family before you even if those friends are girls they've only known for a short time. You're just in their life to provide them with money, security, and children.
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>>717280379
Sadly, I second that.

What was fucking blewing my mind was model situation with every GF I ever had: we had argument about something

a)We found out I was wrong->Well? I fucked up, i was wrong. That happens, we are humans after all.

b)We found out she was wrong->OMG YOU ASSHOLE, ARE YOU HAPPY THAT YOU PROVE YOURSELF SOMETHING? DONT TALK TO ME!

I just cannot overcome this.
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>>717276867
Giving them "rights" was a horrible, terrible, awful mistake.
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>>717278892
ftfy
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>>717282289

im ugly, i had zero confidence until i turned about 20, had never kissed a girl until then, no girl friends, no real girl interaction, i was scared of them

i started reading up a little, and ultimatly the tip that helped me the most was just realizing that girls are nothing to be afraid of, they are no mythical creautres, they dont hold some secret power us, they can be just as akward as us, and they think more about how others percieve them even more then we do!

i started treating them no different then i would one of the guys, like a friend, and not like a beautifull mythical creature that i wanted to fuck.
and that was that. the more i started treating them like anny other human, the more my confidence grew.

also you can get some liquid courage in you if you want a little boost of confidence, but dont get pissed, only buzzed.

smoking weed once a month or less could also help you, but im not sure, could also make you more nervous.
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>>717282829
lol no they can't. I can't even count the number of times I've seen some whore with a dude that was just some wanna be toughguy bullshitter. Literally all you need to do to trick a girl into thinking you're cool is wear a hat backwards and they won't know the fucking difference.
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>>717282829

well yeah of course, but you fake it mostly for yourself, until the fake confidence is turned into real confidence.

during the process of faking it, you will come to the realization that woman are nothing to be afraid of, they are pretty much just humans, no different then me and you.

you kinda remove the pedestal they always sat on before you had confidece.
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>>717283049
It works way better if you dehumanize them like a serial killer though.
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they're people

they want to be people

sometimes they want to be treated like they're not people

it varies from woman to woman.

ta-daa, my theory of women.
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>>717282810
Not true. Don't need to run, just don't listen when they talk.

>uh huh
>yeah, I know
>well that's the way it goes
>Yeah well what are ya gonna do?
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>>717283009
I'd hit it/10.

Great job anon, you're doing the lord's work..
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>>717276867
women want security, nothing more, nothing less

some want it to be intellectual, others material... some are willing to suck their way to it... but in the end, they want to feel safe
> the definition of "safe" changes throughout their lifetimes

happy to elaborate but it'd be a lengthy post
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moar ladycocks
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>>717278881
Dude how little you know. Women only have sexual power over boys and they'll use it relentlessly on them. When a man is actually a man then women don't hold any power over them. You'll find that if you're a real man women will act right and cut the bullshit when they're around you. You know how many times I hear "so and so's such a bitch" and I laugh because she's never done a single bitchy thing to me....way to fuckin many times. The one universal truth about humans is we're all born, we all lie, we'll all hurt somebody either mentally or physically, and we all die. It's been said a good woman can make a man out of you but a good man can also make a good woman out of lots of women as well.
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>>717277076
truth
also they rather go back to their cheating bf and get pregnant.
also it's easier for them to forget you, and claim you don't want to be continued friends with them

pic very much related
(also cocaine problem with daddy being a cop)
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They change drastically as they age. Usually they are given the maximum amount of sexual leverage in their teenage years and into their 20s. Most of them squander it. Once they hit their 30s they either deny reality or adapt to the reality. This reality is that they are now competing with much younger women for the same men and doing so when they are at a disadvantage. This disadvantage gets worse and worse as time goes on. Women in their 50s hate competing with women in their 40s (and despise women in their 30s who compete for the same men). Being alone as a young woman is inconceivable as men shower them with attention but to an older woman its more or less the default.

Women will sabotage each other over trying to fuck over men. The best way to eliminate the SJWs is to get them fight against each other. Women are by and large the same.


The most attractive women are the ones who are attractive into their 50s. They do exist. A shocking high number of these teeny boppers will fall off a cliff when they are in their late 20s and early 30s. Women fear getting old more than getting fat.
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Women generally don't like each other and if the way men communicate is like a waterwheel the way women communicate is like an internal combustion engine. The prettier a woman is the less she legitimately gets along with other women and vice versa. Women are oriented around social relationships and will do their utmost to keep those relationships intact, to the detriment of their own well-being (which is why, as a guy, it's easier to break up with a girl who cheats, even though it hurts just as much afterward, and a girl will forgive physical, mental, and emotional abuse. They're just wired to be driven by social attachment).
A normal teenage girl is better at lying than an adult male sociopath.
Most women would enjoy sex more with another woman than with a guy.
Women are real life trolls, but in the opposite direction; they will flirt and tease just to see the reaction it garners.

As with anything about people there are exceptions but these are a few of the general rules I've encountered interacting with women and talking to other guys about our experiences.
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>>717280408
Not the anon you were directing this at but let me answer....
>I get approached quite a bit anon, you must be doing it wrong
>I find women treat me to lots of stuff anon, you must be doing it wrong
>I've met plenty of women that get their hands dirty anon, you again must be doing it wrong

All I've figured out is either you have shitty taste in women or are a shitty human....I'm betting it's #2.
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>>717283702


My buddy took a bitch to a weekend trip to Las Vegas who was a total nightmare. On his way back to LA he dropped her and her shit off in a rest stop in the desert. He just stopped taking it, didn't get emotional, just got out, went into the trunk and got her stuff walked it up into the rest stop, when she hopped out to go get it he drove off.
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Finding women who are solid friends are just as finding dudes who are solid friends. Finding women who you would date is just as hard as finding dudes who you would consider your family.
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>>717280558
he's a cuck. take what he says with a grain of salt.
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>>717276867
Who is this semen demon?
Who is this sperm worm?
Who is this boner toner?
Who is this spunk monk?
Who is this cock dock?
Who is this erection ejection?
Who is this dick tick?
Who is this cum plum?
Who is this seed steed?
Who is this prick chick?
Who is this cock stock?
Who is this seminal sentinel?
Who is this phallus chalice?
Who is this anus ignoramus?
Who is this smegma enigma?
Who is this beef curtain hurtin?
Who is this cunt runt?
Who is this jism prison?
Who is this ballbiting ballerina?
Who is this dongle mongle?
Who is this penis machinist?
Who is this chin chin bin?
Who is this scrotum sorceress?
Who is this wiener cleaner?
Who is this pole populator?
Who is this stiffy stimulator?
Who is this pillar pimper?
Who is this column culminator?
Who is this testicle tamer?
Who is this sperm specialist?
Who is this glans gladiator?
Who is this frenulum fractionizer?
Who is this foreskin fornicator?
Who is this penile private?
Who is this smut sergeant?
Who is this cock captain?
Who is this orifice officer?
Who is this rear admiral?
Who is this cummander?
Who is this pantless enchantress?
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>>717276867
Never tell em your real name or anything about you, and only fuck bitches from out of the state.
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>>717283538

english is my seond language, but what do you mean when you said intellectual.

i mean i also want an intellectual woman, but does that mean i want safety, im genuinely curious, could it be that because smart and reflected people do better in life then average?

higher probability to get a good job/house etc?

im not sure, but at the same time i feel like my subconcious would love to be togehter with a woman who has her shit together economically, but i always told myself that i care about whats inside the mind more. now im unsure.
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>>717284022
Yep, it's a powerful moment when you realize they don't hold any power over you. I've went so far as to lay ground rules to a relationship
1. Say what you mean, if you need something say it
2. No Games
3. The rest if negotiable
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>>717283928

+1
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>>717276867
They're a big ball of messy stuff

The more I get close to one, the less I want to know about them
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>>717284127
you feel like a big man?
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Your obsession and need for women will wane as you get older. Men who are pussy addicts are pathetic and will encounter a lot of problems from it throughout their lives. Its a relief.

Women are also fairly good at hiding mental illness and alcoholism. But the rate of both of them is sky fucking high. Once you realize they are on a cocktail of anti depressants and alcohol abuse its hard to be into them no matter how attractive they appear to be.
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>>717279559
>IMPLYING THIS HARD
I would die for some affection of that magnitude
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>>717282923
This x 1000
Women are just children.
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they always assume they are right. no matter how much you try to explain a situation to the, they are always right.
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>>717284545
I am, lil nigga
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You asked about women?
Easy, it's like solving a thousand piece puzzle set while a fraction of the pieces are missing.

also,
>>717277076

Some deep shit there.

and >>717283750
that sounds like they're a basket case. If the kid ain't yours, then that is good, get the hell outta dodge while you can and start over.
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>>717284545

*i am a lil nigga

fixed your typo.
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>>717284354
well...

some women want other things but intellectual women, as a partner, not a fuck buddy... want someone that challenges intellectually... is a doctor, well read, someone that does something the average man simply can't, with his brain
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>>717276867
girls extremely common in real life, there are like literally thousands of them. The outside world is just packed full of them.

beyond that I'm not sure, they seem to not think like men or like proper cool stuff.

They seem OK though.
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If one gives you shit and start negging you the best pickup line is "So why aren't you married yet?". For about 40% of women this will be a horrible insult and they will overcompensate and spin their wheels in retort.
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>>717284614


ahh and here we have the perfect example of the "leech"

i just gotta say, being in a relationship with people who have your mindsett makes me want to jump out of buildings in the end.

you crave validation and its so obnoxious and immature.
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>>717284907

this is what i want, in a woman, nothing else.
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You will learn more about them as friends than you will by dating them. Do make a point to make several of them as friends. Especially if you did not grow up with sisters. Don't fall for any of them.
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>>717282923
We gave them rights.
They gave us the friendzone.
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No woman, no matter how good, is without her secrets. Don't ever ask questions you wouldn't really want the answers to. Assume there are things you'd rather not know. Pick your battles. Nothing is pure.
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>>717285046
You don't know shit, nigger. You're not fooling anyone with that pretentious web talk.
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They're not bad once you get passed the used part.
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>>717285446
Good advice anon, just like I have a bunch of shit she wouldn't want to know
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>>717276867
Any more of that girl from anywhere? Tried image search but couldn't find anything =[
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>>717284614
lol you can take it man im trying to get mine into some of her own hobbies, i was just saying a similar thing the other day
you cant rely on anyone else for your happiness

you have to at least be able to do it on your own
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>>717277777
QUINTS HAVE SPOKEN
>>
Chicks who are into Marylin Monroe are also in the No Go Zone. So are chicks who post pictures of famous/beautiful women who have similar features to themselves on instagram. I know this chick who is a solid 7 and would post pictures of models who had her same hair/skin color about how beautiful they are. That is a massive red flag.


Obese chicks are all a no go zone. Any overweight chick who lose weight before she attempts finding a dude and should also be ignored. Its actually in her best interest as when she is fat she has very poor value in the sexual marketplace but if she loses the weight her value goes up drastically. Taking it on as a project is risky as she was able to get you when she was a 3-4 but now she is a 6-7 she will feel she can do better.
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>>717284127
fuckin' spam
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>>717281888
is that cage for when you use up all your good boy points?
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>>717279632
they have a lot less to lose and get can get men but the boatloads
>>
Any chick who complains about having Fibromyalgia is also in the no go zone. They are all crazy all the fucking time and their constant pain is usually becuase they gave themselves a minor addiction to pain killers to deal with their periods.

If you want to do some Troll Science do an experiment among women who habitually use painkillers for period relief and their rate of Fibro vs women who don't take pain killers. The Fibro will almost be exclusively among women who take them. Most women would fail to see this logic though.
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>>717284852
can't even quote right, lmao
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>>717281888
lulz lives w/ parents
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>>717285735
nah, I just wanna know who that baddie is
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>>717277777
SO SAYETH KEK
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>>717277777
ALL HAIL 7 QUINT.
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“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?
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logic is non existant. lying is of second nature for them. once you completely and truely understand these two statements you will be able to manipulate them as you wish, either romantically or professionally.
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>>717276867
You need to be or act like a confident jerk to get what you want. This is the only healthy love you can aspire to.
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>>717286259
The man who questions humanity with edgyness. I miss that guy so much
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>>717285973
A doctor told me I had Fibromyalgia, I asked what it was, he said, its a thing that doesn't really have a cause, so I asked what could be something that has a cause that can be cured. he gave me a blood test, turned out to be lyme disease.

>thanks Dr. house for teaching me to use logic MEN!
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>>717282187
loool im quoting that to my gf its fucking perfect
>>
Confidence is everything when it comes to success with women; and despite what many will say real confidence and kindness beats the cocky asshole approach. And another note; far more women than most would guess actually get turned on when their man is flirted with, flirts, or even fucks other women.
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>>717276867
in general women know nothing about loyalty
>>
>>717277777
QUINS CONFIRM THIS AS FACT
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>>717286878
thats your experience.
loyalty is something you receive when you have more to offer then the other men she comes into contact with, it could be money, respect , confidence, sexy appeal or what ever it is that make he want to be with you over him/them.
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>>717287312
Hahaha until they get comfortable or bored
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>>717287440
again, that is your experience.
btw, how old old a women we talking about??
>>
Women are very risk averse but ironically do very risky things without calculating that risk.

Women generally want to avoid players but have a very limited ability to detect them or if they can detect them they are taken in by the charm. However they will be immediately creeped out by a nerdy dude who is completely not threatening. They are most afraid of the least harmful and will throw their guard down for the most dangerous.
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Never invest more into a relationship with a woman then she is unless you're serious about taking the relationship places. The second your girl knows she has the power in your relationship, ya done.

Every reasonably good looking girl(think 7/10 and above) will have orbiters. What I mean by orbiters are "guy friends" that your girl knows wants to get in her pants and she'll snapchat or text those orbiters when you're not giving them attention or whatever they want.

I went to a secondary school for high school so I didn't kiss or sleep with a girl till college and after a couple one night stands and relationships I just have no desire to go out of my way to pursue women anymore.(23 now)
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>>717287440
I feel bad for you
>>
That none of them will ever love me.
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>>717276867
Real women have XX, not XY sex chromosome AND the parts that develop from those.
>>
>>717287687
right!!

every relationship, weather its romantic or just friends, requires work. so if she is comfortable or board , thats on you pal.
>>
>>717287788
Got any proof?
>>
>>717287716
So what? Doesn't mean you can't have flings and get pussy while you're at it.
>>
>>717277777
CHECKKKED
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>>717276867

they are a different species and meant to be controlled. they seek to be dominated in every aspect of life.
>>
don't you wanna be without sex in 2017?! a lot of sexy girls of your city: https://surl.im/L7MK
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>>717287988
That's bait.
>>
>>717287950
except they literally aren't a different species
>>
man i could write a book with all the info here that is so completely true
this whole thread has given me 2nd thoughts about my gf

would love to see a thread like this but with men in question lol
>>
>>717287649

For young women. The anon is sort of right. For a bit older they will usually wise up and realize that leaving you for another guy will end up being a huge liability for them. It almost never works out. Especially if they are convinced that he is some rich dude and they will nail him down.

Young attractive women being in huge demand can pull this sort of shit with minimal consequences but the vast majority of women its a huge risk and it usually doesn't pay off.
>>
Women cannot anticipate the cumulative effects of telling small lies. I am not talking only about cheating here. If there is a hard truth to face, they will avoid saying anything or compulsively make up stories. "Oh I paid the car bill, babe," says she. "Yeah but the car is getting repossessed," says he. "Oh wait...maybe I didn't...for the last three months," says she. Story of my life...
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>>717288080

>literally
>/b/

your'e an idiot. if you don't understand my point, you don't understand women.
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>>717288058
600x600..that's like high end low count me in!
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>>717276867
ITT: a bunch of sad motherfuckers
>>
don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of sexy chicks of your city: https://surl.im/L7MK
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>>717276867
That spring is a bitch
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>>717288132
I feel bad for your gf
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>>717276867

Men and Women, we are the same really. We both objectify. Men objectify women for beauty and affection. Women objectify men for power and servitude.

It's just a basic game of you're gonna get what you offer. The 3 components of a woman are her: looks, personality, and emotional stability. The 3 components of a man are his looks, brains, and money making ability.

Add the categories up and you get a total. For one sex or the other you're not gonna get much higher than your own number.
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>>717288132
you should she's a wreck i cant fx
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>>717276867
i love eatting and fucking pussy and ass and shit holy fuck dear lord
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>>717288322
you should shes a wreck i cant fix
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>>717288170
>>717288211

^
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>>717288400
Shut up, pimp.
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>>717276867
They all smell bad after 10 hours.
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>>717283049
what did you read to realize all of this? I'm kind of stuff in the same situation right now
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>>717276867

manipulative, mental, codependent rats. never met an honest, good hearted, balanced one. say anything about em, you'll get insulted. im convinced they are all demons
>>
>>717288631
Judas
>>
>>717286878
Can confirm. Women cheat more than men do. They just under report in studies (all women are inner sluts, but hide it from fear of retaliation- mostly by other women), while men over report as it's an ego boost to most men.
>>
>>717276867

Essentially inferior. Without men, they are pointless.
>>
>>717287312
Problem with this is as soon as you need her to be your rock (Let's say you've had a bad year and you're depressed) women flee and will cheat to find a man with equal or higher "value" than you did at your best.

Make no mistake, as soon as you show a women weakness they will fuck you over.

Women can only truly take care of their children in times of need. A women who has to take care of their husband is hard wired to flee from an evolutionary standpoint, and also from a social standpoint.
>>
>>717288132


If you want to get rid of your girlfriend you can get out of dodge for less than $100 and make her look like a cheating whore and you not look like an asshole.

Know her type, how what her dream dude would look like and hire a male model (because its not a modeling gig and they rarely find work this will be your $100 cost) to dream himself up for her and then go after her in some setting. Offer her a deal that is too good to be true. If she is sort of a piece of shit she will go for it. Especially if the guy seems very wealthy or something other super high status.

She will go for it. If she doesn't reconsider you wanting to leave her. If she does go for it get her to incriminate herself a bunch and then approach her, tell her you thought she was the one until she failed this test and that you hired this male model to act as a decoy. Don't be emotional. Just leave. If you want to be a good sport get it recorded and share it with everyone on facebook/youtube and trash her a bit.
>>
don't you wanna be without sex in 2017? a lot of sexy girls of your place: https://surl.im/L7MK
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read through this thread. If you don't see the bullshit that's why you're alone.
>>
>>717289020
says a dependent man who this has happened to?
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>>717286729
Prepare to call her your ex GF. Women know for a fact they're absolutely fucking insane, but haaaaaate being told they're absolutely fucking insane.
>>
>>717289223
People don't like the gullible?
>>
>>717284042
word
>>
>>717287687
Most guys get cheated on and never know it. All her friends do though.
>>
>>717279072
holy fucking christ
i'm a female

this is so helpful

where can i get this book?

I used to get into so many arguments with my ex because his retarded ass took everything I said literally and couldn't empathize. Men are raised to completely lack empathy because it's considered a girly trait.
>>
>>717285973
I'm a guy with fibro and you're dead on. They will also use their fibro as an excuse to get out of anything difficult.

Here I just smoke weed and work out to keep the pain down while working my physical labor job. Fuck painkillers.
>>
>>717289765
Now give 'em the ol' razzle dazzle
>>
>>717289020


Perhaps when they are young and have nothing to lose and an immense amount of leverage but once they get older this becomes a huge gamble for them that will mostly not work in their favor. An older woman doing this will receive social consequences and likely won't do as well in a divorce as she thinks as the guy is injured and out of work.
>>
>>717289854
Don't speak in crazy ass girl code and he won't need a book to decipher your bullshit.
>>
>>717281888
cold, uninviting, eerie
>>
>>717289765
Have several female friends. They always tell me about them cheating. Lots of them are in long-term relationships. Never knew the guys (friends with the girls back from HS) so I can't tell them.

Women cheat a FUCK TON. They also constantly think about and seek other men who have more status/looks/money to offer.

These same women whom I'm friend zoned (obviously because of their actions) come on to me. "Whyyy didn't youuu just merry meee". Because you act like this, bitch.
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>>717290011
Double dubs demand it.
Write that down as notes femanons.
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