Faces of /b/, rate if you want.

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>>717272789
Happy New Year, fags

Wrong board pal /soc/ is that way.

>>717272886
sorry, these threads belong on /b/ too

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Moderately more drunk, still randomly rotating my pics. Enjoyed last thread and got some solid economic advice.

>>717273974
Are you watching family guy?

>>717274434
Take pic w/ your goats

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Happy new year

>>717274536
Kek'd

>>717274536
it's an old pic haha

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theres been 10+ faces of /b threads in the past hour go get your validation somewhere else faggot

>>717274664
SPIC DETECTED. TITS OR GET BACK OVER THE BORDER YOU FUCKING BEANER.

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Happy new year cunts

>>717274434

Another brief article:

http://fortune.com/2016/05/11/warren-buffett-hedge-fund-bet/

>>717274920
Very hot
Hope youre real

>>717274920
b-b...
b-BLACK!

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Already posted but what the hell, it's "2017".

>>717275165
you a Floridafag?

>>717275165
I like the hat

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Only pic I have that isn't snapchat filterized cancer, about 6 months old. No longer have the hair.

>>717275247
Georgiafag, but close.

>>717274901
Oh no sir, not a beaner sorry

>>717275165
You look like the Chad that never was

>>717275257
Thanks, everyone loves my hat.

>>717275294
Adorable.

>>717275294
Holy fuck! Nice photoshop skills!

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>>717275381
2017 could be my year eh?

>>717275327
well, ty for answering my question from the other thread, even if you prefer not to humor the follow up queries

>>717275519
Sure could, happy new year faggot

>>717275488
Joke>>>>

My head

>>717275653
You to fagg

>>717275462
either you're gay or a female, either way thanks I guess.

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>>717274543
It's night time and they're sleeping, but I took alot as I was raising them. This is like 7 months ago, I have more goats than these two as well. I bottle fed them so they think I'm their dam. I can post more if people ask, they have gotten huge and I have some pretty good shots, this is one of the only ones with me in it though. The goats in this are named Amos and Shad

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Christmas photo. I probly just lost my job at this site, let a guy I wasnt supposed to through the gate.

Taking job risks for the convenience of others isnt worth it.

Im just bad at my job I guess

>>717276074
You look like the girl from steven universe

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>>717275563
I was just a little paranoid for no reason, no worries now.

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>>717275969
Another one, taken like five days ago. My fat doe and I going on a hike, I'm training them all to be pack goats, hence the selling them for about 8,000 a year if it's a good year.

>>717276387
Dad?

>>717275805
:)

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R8 me, guys only tho

>>717276502
:)

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Rate me pls

>>717276561
You're one strange looking muthafucka

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Rate me /b/

>>717276524
6/10
grow a real beard

>>717276636
Dude, one of your eyes had a stroke

>>717276719
Fuck off Tarzan

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I'm done posting goat pics now, after this one. She got ripped apart by a fox a month later, I got a badass guard dog because of it though

>>717276704
I'm pretty high on Percocet. I know I look fucked

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>>717273974
>>717274664
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>>717275165
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>>717276719
All non whites and faggots.

>>717276524
jesus christ that beard is horrible, shave it off

>>717276818
>when she blowin ya and she accidentally lick ya ass

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whattup newfags?

>>717276874
:(

>>717276880
I, too, wear a suit when I pop prescription pills

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>>717276913
buéno

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>>717276967
Don't worry though life continues. Have a pic of my stud dog when he was young to cheer you up

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I just got this faggotass haircut, roast my ass /b

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>>717276818
hawt

>>717277120
Get another

>>717276486
is that mac demarco

>>717277120
that vneck would look nice on your mum, protip; if you don't have a chest you can't pull off a low vneck

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>>717277120

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>>717275944
>>717276122
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>>717277486
I am saving this

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>>717272876
>>717274664
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's not a rhetorical question.

>>717277589
Save it, it's all yours my friend

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>>717277376
Your opinion means very little to me but continue you milquetoast piece of human garbage. I enjoy the degradation

>>717276524
Hey Rhett

>>717274920
Holy fucking airbrush batman

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>>717277589
Thanks for letting us know.

>>717277376
Also you must be from across the sea considering your venacular. How are the catmeat kabobs. How's your queens dusty puss? How are you anon?

>>717277662
>tfw I understand this meme

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Sup faggots

>>717277834
u wot m8? I'll hook you right in the gabber u cheeky fuk.

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>>717277668
Drop the V-neck dude, please.

>>717277964
c-can I lick ur mole?

>>717276074

>Mirror selfie
> 2017

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Happy New year guys...

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Merry New Years

>>717277969
I'll bust your nut and fix your wagon. You won't be the same after messing with this gator of a lively angel. Here I cum big boi, cock in hand, just ready to go raping again and your first on my naughty list. Yum yum here I cum cum

>>717278196
>2017
>2017

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ether binge

>>717278005
Fight me faggot, I eat pieces of pie like you for a light afternoon supper. Ain't nothing like wiping my ass with the input of a neckbeard desperately hoping to sprout his first pube

>>717278290

> >
> >

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>>717277964
Omg. Literally your hair is so literally cool and your fake mustache is literally ironic. I like think that we should go out for PBRs and whiskey at a dive bar.

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>>717278127
y tho

>>717278232
I'm not even the guy you're talking too and that made me kek

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>>717277255
yes

>>717278372
bish you can't get into a bar, you're 12

speaking of which, wyd

>>717278386
Looks like a lil chocco button :)

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>>717278336
Gotta admit that you made me kek.

>>717278365
> >
> >
>2017

>>717278225
You changed your shirt and are smiling more Now, you have a beautiful smile, don't hide it b/ro. Idgaf if you all call me cringey it's the trutg

>>717278406
Glad someone appreciates humor, too many faggots on this site

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Yo its yah boi slightly less skinny penis

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>>717278225
you are fucking adorable. happy new year, anon.

>behold the wonders of smartphone picture timer technology. bitches.

>>717278557
Glad to provide humor in this dying, decrepit place

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No parties for me tonight

>>717278225
Something is very, very wrong with your face. I'll get back to this topic if my quality time permits it. Until then, please hide it. Also, no tits needed, just get the fuck out before someone (I) wrecks you for your own most likely unstable mental health

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>>717278708
humor?
>got you fam

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>>717278372
Boi lets do it

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It's a new year so I guess this is a good way to start it off with.

Hey guys, Brandon here. Why don't bitches want the d? I think I'm at least a 6. :(

>>717278862
So really You mean, you're upset because the only way someone like her would ever talk to you is because you act like a whiney pussy on the Internet and project your own inadequacies on random strangers? That's a strange way to phrase what you want to say faggo

>>717278877
Seent it but tiz golden none the less

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>>717278987
You remind me of Jim Halpert dude

>>717278862
>quality time
>can't stop Jerking off to traps long enough to write a quality post

>>717278987
Just leave Fabio. You don't belong in the US, you don't belong in Italy, you really don't belong anywhere

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Ill humor you all with another one

>>717279149
Wasn't Fabio a ridiculously muscular male model with Long hair? I feel like you should try again with your insults m8

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>>717279149
I'm actually not Italian at all.

>>717279193
excuse my face blindness but, where was your first one?

>>717279291
wop here

i can tell

>>717279063
No what I mean is she is an ugly ass peace of meat that I wouldn't dare wipe my ass with because I can find better cuts in my local town. Her eyes pierce my soul in a way that only the devil could manage, her hair would look better if someone decided to jovially cut it off and display it upon a doll, and her skin, which couldn't fave the light of day, gives me the hebejeebes. Wouldn't touch that with a 9 foot pole, let alone my 9 foot dick

>>717279193
I bet u suck ur dogs dick

>>717278830
So you're dressed all fancy and looking fine af but your not going anywhere? Did you get stood up or something

>>717278572
Haha yeah I'm getting ready to go out. Thanks man

>>717279447
I bet he let's his dog cuck him.

>>717278830
How does someone your age who is fairly good looking end up posting her pic on 4chan on new years eve? It is like you are going for the whole "geek chic" thing but you can't even post a pic that isn't sideways.

>>717278987
Wow. You are one stupid mother fucker.

>>717279605
Its not even my dog you cunts

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>>717273102
Nope /b/ is faceless GTFO newfag.

>>717279450
Nah i work in a fancy restaurant just got off a couple hours ago.

>>717279143
Here I am wasting my quality time responding to you. Some piece of litter casually tossed on the street, destined to get swept down a local drain. I'm sure you want to tell me how big your dick is or how hard you could get it but unfortunately for you no one cares. Lay on your back and do your best to cum on your own face because that's the closest to sexual satisfaction you will ever get

>>717279253
>>717279291
Don't know. Don't care. This human should be recycled properly in the closest plant

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>>717278225
Was this you 2 hours ago? You're adorable

>>717279606
I work pretty much all day every day from friday-monday this week so I wasn't feeling any big parties

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>>717279427
>jovially cut it off

No what you mean is that your an uneducated neck beard that needs to insult others to stave off the growing sense of personal failure with the depredarion of random people online. Go gobble cock, cock goblin.

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fuck off F.B.I. shit thread reported for requesting personal information.

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>>717278830
Thank god, wouldn't want to waste my time looking at you when I could see this

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>>717279709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM

>>717277953
I know that feel

>>717273102
They don't. You people are so fucking depressing that mootles created a place for you to go. it is called /soc/. They have IDs there so it is much more conducive to talking to one another. The main complaint is that it is slow, but if all of you pathetic, sad, lonely people would just head over there then the "faces" threads wouldn't be slow would they?

go back to social media you normie, fucks. You're the cancer of 4chan. this isn't your fucking, twitter accounts.

>>717279733
>how big your dick is
>how hard you could get
>cum on your own face

So who is the one talking about dicks here, fag? If you're on b/ your time is obviously not quality

>>717280079
Normies did kill /b/.

>>717279681
Doesn't mean he can't cuck you, faggot.

>>717280123
This

>>717279580
Honestly the doggo shirt would probably be a bigger hit haha but you look damn good so don't change shit

>>717280123
Your bait is sad.

>>717280007
Well duh she's hot as fuck I'd look at her too.
Shame you've never seen her outside the internet

>>717279722
You have more endurance than I, I would be outta my work close before I even got through my front door. Something about clothes I work In just kills all relaxation. I don't blame you for staying in your work clothes though, you look excellent in them

>>717280231
Only you would consider beastiality. Please slit your wrists like justin, you fucking dick.

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>>717280099
So much this...

>>717280134
I agree to disagree, I've celebrated new years with chanpagne, albeit not a fine bitch on my hip this year. You on the other hand have prowler this thread searching for a hot male model to shove your 3 inch wooden stave into without regards towards his inner feelings. You're pretty much a rapist

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>>717280099
We /b /soc/ now

>>717280334
>>717280334
Missing the point

>>717280099
Double dubs speaketh the truth.

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r8 plz don't b mean i'm veri suicidal ;(

>>717280645
Titz or gtfo

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Hey /b/oys

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>>717280099
I only did it for the new year, I don't know about people who make these threads on a daily basis.

>>717280538
Unfortunately for you I don't need to come up with Bullshit brags to make myself feel better. Have a happy new year, you template of a true b/tard, you. Thank you for turning this thread into a ylyl!

>>717280099
So much butthurt

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>>717280460
It's not my fault your boyfriend prefers to be in the company of beasts, you fucking faggot.


Also, MY FEELINGS!!! D'X

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honest rate?

>>717280334
I feel the need to re-reply to this as I didn't give your observation justice. No I have not seen her. Yes, I have touched my cock thinking of her. No, I am not on the same level as you. Yes, I am 3 out of the 7 wonders of the world. If I wanted her, and she were within reaching distance, she would be mine. There really isn't another way to put that. However, if you wanted her, and she were within reaching distance, she'd still be mine. There really isn't another way to put that

>>717280988
Fuck, that's pretty funny

>>717280921
now this is going to sound like i'm taking the piss, but i'm being completely serious here, alright.

show me your man tits and i'll give you an honest rating.

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>>717280702
k

>>717280772
Thanks, the New Year has treated me well thus far. Enjoy pinnochios nose thrusting farther up your urethra as you continue to tell him to spill out lies about your self worth you milquetoast piece of human garbage

>>717280290
I wore that shirt for 3 days straight so it didn't smell too good haha

>>717281115
Thanks, I try. Are you the OP I directed this insult at?

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>>717281071
>Being this much of a butthurt bitch
Let that sink in.

>>717281143
That iz but a single tit. Tit(Z) or gtfo

>>717281151
Sorry, I'm an adult and don't watch Disney movies anymore, I hope you can enjoy your childhood for as long as possible.

>>717276074
Yeri is that you?

>>717281384
Sorry, I'm an adult that enjoys putting people like you in their place. Why bother continuing to reply? My last post was obviously not an invitation to continue talking. See yourself out to the nearest exit

>>717281305
Nope I just had a Good chuckle. But I'm sure said op is still lurking so feel free to reply with some more "insults"

>>717280921
School shooter/ 10

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rate?

>>717281568
"Insults?" I'll have you know you are talking to the second coming of Christ here. Another reply like that and I'll be forced to play and display your body in a manner reminiscent of my previous incarnation's end

>>717281288
Haha my type of girl. Did you just stay inside for three days straight or did you just give no fuck and go out in the same shirt every day?

>>717281711
did you take creepshots of your friend?

if so, pls share.

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Hello

>>717281752
cuck

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>>717278372
snap bby?

>>717281752
To the fem still posting I'd like to reinterate. Get out. Leave. Your tits are so small, they're worthless. I don't want them. You don't want them. This creep hitting on you on an online message board doesn't really want them; he can probably breastfeed himself

>>717281563
Oh no, I seem to be quite far from my place, do try harder kind anon. No words In any of your previous "posts", if you can call them that, suggested tou want me to leave. This is probably the most social stimuli you've received since you breastfed from your mom a year ago

>>717281832
Goodbye

>>717281832
Okay

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>>717281996

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fuck u say white boi?

>>717281911
Mods? Anyone?

>>717282042
What

>>717281746
Damn you know how to talk dirty to a man don't you

>>717282158
Sure thing.

>>717281980
My mother happened to enjoy suckling upon my, admittedly, less than ample breasts. Let me make this clear for you. You arnt worth my time, you are but merely an entertainment for the beginning of my 2012+5 year. Shake your bait big boi because I'm the shark in the water and I'll be damned if you arnt on my radar. Wanna dance? I'll pull your strings. Wanna sing? I'll lick your throat. You don't know what you're dealing with here and that's probably for the better. Wanna be my toy? Keep replying

>>717282254
might as well

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>>717282254

>>717281942
To the faggot still trying to get attention, I'd like to reiterate, you are an uneducated neck beard whose only socially interaction comes from negative, pointless statements directed towards people you desperately crave attention from

>>717274901
you wouldn't know a beaner if it crawled out of your asshole eating a burrito.

>>717282216
Only to bois who pique my interest ;)

>>717282350
I wanna be your toy, please lick my throat, that's such a manly thing to do. Everyone knows only alpha men let their mother suck on their nipples. Sharks with radar, seems legit

>>717282367
>>717282372
That's nice.

>>717282468
You've made me accept christ into my heart.

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godtier 189cm reporting in

>>717282384
I'd like to post something creative so you can continue your pointless tirade but I'm afraid your opinion as a woman is worth less than nothing to me. Honestly, I'd rather shuck mussels from underneath a bridge than continue our back and forth. But I know I will, it's my guilty pleasure to let you know the exact type of cancer you are. Plz rspnd cunt

>>717282572
A challenger approaches. Glad to see you've accepted my proposition to be my new boitoy. Care to post your manly face and neck so I can see what I'm eating up? I eagerly await

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Rate?

>>717282620
Christ isn't real, find a job you tool

>>717282632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHhth9CmbJ8&ab_channel=Kaiharder_TheRobotMusic

>>717282858
This

>>717282818
Wouldn't bother to kill and then fuck/10

>>717281752
I wear a hoodie out so no one sees what I'm wearing anyways lol

>>717281942
Cool story bro

>>717282948
Obviously a slav, confused why there isn't any squat happening

>>717283047
Yo I'm into the death offer. Will it be fast?

>>717283090
I tell a lively tale. Wanna here moar?

>>717282707
Yes please post something creative for a change. So I'm a woman now? And you shuck muscles just before you cook them so unless you're implying you live under a bridge and can only afford muscles you catch, you need to rethink your "insults"

>>717283137
No Id prefer to use a scalpel to make you into a piece of my art, part of a collection so to speak. Would you like to hear moar?

>>717283379
Something creative...hmmm...I'd enjoy dismembering you limb from limb. Not for any practical purpose other than to use your wrist and hands, locked in rigor mortis in a cupped position, to jerk myself off with; obviously I'd be hoping for that "ghost" feeling but I imagine you couldn't even provide that as you can't provide much of anything else while still breathing. I call you a woman because that's what I believe you to be. A bitch. A cunt. A piece of meat to slide my cock into. Something to place my foot upon. A loose-goose. A flipped barrel. A song without a melody. I'd go on but again, I'd be waiting my time...because you're a woman

>>717283090
A pretty good tactic, and I'm sure you look super cute in a Hoodie as well as a dog shirt, just don't let your Hoodie start to smell too haha. Thanks for putting up with >>717281942, I'm enjoying flirting with you as he/she/it so elegantly put it haha

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>>717283402
ya

>>717283771
I'm insulted. You should rephrase that as being "honored" by me

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>>717283774
so, who is he?

>>717272789
would fug
>>717272876
would also fug
>>717275024
smile more pls
>>717275165
would fugg
>>717275970
would have babies with/10

>>717283762
Careful, you'll cut yourself on that edge, little one. I said creative not posts about your sexual fantasies you got from reading someone else's erp. And a song without a melody would be, what, improv jazz? That shit be dank, so thank you

>>717283927
He is >>717283402
:^)
I'm bored af

>>717283774
I've always dreamed of carving up an individual (I'm not prejudiced against gender regardless of what I've posted). I'd use a scalpel because it's a precise instrument; it only cuts as deep as I'd like it to. I would carve you're body up like a turkey on thanksgiving, only much more beautifully. I really enjoy patterns and would decorate your skin with them, probably Fibonacci spirals to contrast with jagged, lightning like cuts down your forarm. Shall I continue?

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r8

>>717283771
Tbh I don't even know what he's trying to do. I'm just here talking to anons while I get ready. Yeah sure I'm fishing for comments but whatever man.

So what are you doing tonight

>>717283888
Can't deny that confidence, or those trips

>>717284102
well since I'm really bored, sure go ahead.

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New year's was so yesterday.

>>717284024
Is he a twitchfag?

>>717284156
Isn't b/ all about anons and fishing for comments? I guess it's also for shit posting so he's doing this correctly too I guess haha. Currently I'm sitting in my house pondering the Existentiallity of the human construct we call time. In other words I'm pretty baked and drunk. What abut you, said you were getting ready for something, you partying hard tonight?

>>717283999
Implying I'm not sharp enough to cut myself just by touching my skin. Those arnt sexual fantasies though I imagine that if I tried hard enough the site of your dismembered body could arouse me. I wish you were a little better at insulting, I'm waiting for you to rustle my jimmies; it's been so long. So please, stop wasting my time and actually say what you have to say to an anon that doesn't feel like retrieving dog shit from whatever piece of shit land you're from. I'm not buying that it's chocolate and neither is anyone else. You're playing a not so dangerous game of wits on the Internet and you're losing. That can't feel good. I'll drink to your misery

>>717284024
?

>>717281911
I don't snap with children. Sorry!

>>717284335
U look nice, Imma jack it to you k thx XDXD

>>717284169
Damn straight motherfucker, which I'm sure you are

>>717284303
Make it worth my time. Insult me and I might bless you with my vernacular

>>717284617
You're sure I'm straight, or a motherfucker? I guess if you meant I'm a motherfucker that would inherently mean you're sure I'm straight too

>>717284382
No I'm an actual fag you piece of shit

>>717284487
This guy gets it

>>717284335
That looks like my dog but I doubt we have the same type of dog

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>>717284382
Good lookin dude here (kek)
nah im not a twitch streamer

>>717284627
You look like you saw the face of God and it was weeping

>>717284749
what's with the gear?

and why did it look like you've been crying in the last pic?

>>717284744
I'm sure you arnt worth my time. Provide evidence otherwise or gtfo of this thread. Jesus, the cancer that radiates throughout this thread. I always thought we should've given Japan a third bomb but not if you're the result of this unending, miserable, slow death of a once well off image board