Moderately more drunk, still randomly rotating my pics. Enjoyed last thread and got some solid economic advice.
theres been 10+ faces of /b threads in the past hour go get your validation somewhere else faggot
Only pic I have that isn't snapchat filterized cancer, about 6 months old. No longer have the hair.
2017 could be my year eh?
It's night time and they're sleeping, but I took alot as I was raising them. This is like 7 months ago, I have more goats than these two as well. I bottle fed them so they think I'm their dam. I can post more if people ask, they have gotten huge and I have some pretty good shots, this is one of the only ones with me in it though. The goats in this are named Amos and Shad
Christmas photo. I probly just lost my job at this site, let a guy I wasnt supposed to through the gate.
Taking job risks for the convenience of others isnt worth it.
Im just bad at my job I guess
I was just a little paranoid for no reason, no worries now.
Another one, taken like five days ago. My fat doe and I going on a hike, I'm training them all to be pack goats, hence the selling them for about 8,000 a year if it's a good year.
I'm done posting goat pics now, after this one. She got ripped apart by a fox a month later, I got a badass guard dog because of it though
Don't worry though life continues. Have a pic of my stud dog when he was young to cheer you up
I just got this faggotass haircut, roast my ass /b
Seriously. What the fuck is wrong with you people? It's not a rhetorical question.
Your opinion means very little to me but continue you milquetoast piece of human garbage. I enjoy the degradation
I'll bust your nut and fix your wagon. You won't be the same after messing with this gator of a lively angel. Here I cum big boi, cock in hand, just ready to go raping again and your first on my naughty list. Yum yum here I cum cum
Fight me faggot, I eat pieces of pie like you for a light afternoon supper. Ain't nothing like wiping my ass with the input of a neckbeard desperately hoping to sprout his first pube
Omg. Literally your hair is so literally cool and your fake mustache is literally ironic. I like think that we should go out for PBRs and whiskey at a dive bar.
Gotta admit that you made me kek.
you are fucking adorable. happy new year, anon.
>behold the wonders of smartphone picture timer technology. bitches.
Something is very, very wrong with your face. I'll get back to this topic if my quality time permits it. Until then, please hide it. Also, no tits needed, just get the fuck out before someone (I) wrecks you for your own most likely unstable mental health
It's a new year so I guess this is a good way to start it off with.
Hey guys, Brandon here. Why don't bitches want the d? I think I'm at least a 6. :(
So really You mean, you're upset because the only way someone like her would ever talk to you is because you act like a whiney pussy on the Internet and project your own inadequacies on random strangers? That's a strange way to phrase what you want to say faggo
You remind me of Jim Halpert dude
Ill humor you all with another one
No what I mean is she is an ugly ass peace of meat that I wouldn't dare wipe my ass with because I can find better cuts in my local town. Her eyes pierce my soul in a way that only the devil could manage, her hair would look better if someone decided to jovially cut it off and display it upon a doll, and her skin, which couldn't fave the light of day, gives me the hebejeebes. Wouldn't touch that with a 9 foot pole, let alone my 9 foot dick
How does someone your age who is fairly good looking end up posting her pic on 4chan on new years eve? It is like you are going for the whole "geek chic" thing but you can't even post a pic that isn't sideways.
Nope /b/ is faceless GTFO newfag.
Here I am wasting my quality time responding to you. Some piece of litter casually tossed on the street, destined to get swept down a local drain. I'm sure you want to tell me how big your dick is or how hard you could get it but unfortunately for you no one cares. Lay on your back and do your best to cum on your own face because that's the closest to sexual satisfaction you will ever get
Was this you 2 hours ago? You're adorable
>jovially cut it off
No what you mean is that your an uneducated neck beard that needs to insult others to stave off the growing sense of personal failure with the depredarion of random people online. Go gobble cock, cock goblin.
fuck off F.B.I. shit thread reported for requesting personal information.
Thank god, wouldn't want to waste my time looking at you when I could see this
They don't. You people are so fucking depressing that mootles created a place for you to go. it is called /soc/. They have IDs there so it is much more conducive to talking to one another. The main complaint is that it is slow, but if all of you pathetic, sad, lonely people would just head over there then the "faces" threads wouldn't be slow would they?
You have more endurance than I, I would be outta my work close before I even got through my front door. Something about clothes I work In just kills all relaxation. I don't blame you for staying in your work clothes though, you look excellent in them
I agree to disagree, I've celebrated new years with chanpagne, albeit not a fine bitch on my hip this year. You on the other hand have prowler this thread searching for a hot male model to shove your 3 inch wooden stave into without regards towards his inner feelings. You're pretty much a rapist
We /b /soc/ now
r8 plz don't b mean i'm veri suicidal ;(
I only did it for the new year, I don't know about people who make these threads on a daily basis.
Unfortunately for you I don't need to come up with Bullshit brags to make myself feel better. Have a happy new year, you template of a true b/tard, you. Thank you for turning this thread into a ylyl!
It's not my fault your boyfriend prefers to be in the company of beasts, you fucking faggot.
Also, MY FEELINGS!!! D'X
I feel the need to re-reply to this as I didn't give your observation justice. No I have not seen her. Yes, I have touched my cock thinking of her. No, I am not on the same level as you. Yes, I am 3 out of the 7 wonders of the world. If I wanted her, and she were within reaching distance, she would be mine. There really isn't another way to put that. However, if you wanted her, and she were within reaching distance, she'd still be mine. There really isn't another way to put that
Thanks, the New Year has treated me well thus far. Enjoy pinnochios nose thrusting farther up your urethra as you continue to tell him to spill out lies about your self worth you milquetoast piece of human garbage
Sorry, I'm an adult that enjoys putting people like you in their place. Why bother continuing to reply? My last post was obviously not an invitation to continue talking. See yourself out to the nearest exit
"Insults?" I'll have you know you are talking to the second coming of Christ here. Another reply like that and I'll be forced to play and display your body in a manner reminiscent of my previous incarnation's end
To the fem still posting I'd like to reinterate. Get out. Leave. Your tits are so small, they're worthless. I don't want them. You don't want them. This creep hitting on you on an online message board doesn't really want them; he can probably breastfeed himself
Oh no, I seem to be quite far from my place, do try harder kind anon. No words In any of your previous "posts", if you can call them that, suggested tou want me to leave. This is probably the most social stimuli you've received since you breastfed from your mom a year ago
My mother happened to enjoy suckling upon my, admittedly, less than ample breasts. Let me make this clear for you. You arnt worth my time, you are but merely an entertainment for the beginning of my 2012+5 year. Shake your bait big boi because I'm the shark in the water and I'll be damned if you arnt on my radar. Wanna dance? I'll pull your strings. Wanna sing? I'll lick your throat. You don't know what you're dealing with here and that's probably for the better. Wanna be my toy? Keep replying
To the faggot still trying to get attention, I'd like to reiterate, you are an uneducated neck beard whose only socially interaction comes from negative, pointless statements directed towards people you desperately crave attention from
I wanna be your toy, please lick my throat, that's such a manly thing to do. Everyone knows only alpha men let their mother suck on their nipples. Sharks with radar, seems legit
godtier 189cm reporting in
I'd like to post something creative so you can continue your pointless tirade but I'm afraid your opinion as a woman is worth less than nothing to me. Honestly, I'd rather shuck mussels from underneath a bridge than continue our back and forth. But I know I will, it's my guilty pleasure to let you know the exact type of cancer you are. Plz rspnd cunt
A challenger approaches. Glad to see you've accepted my proposition to be my new boitoy. Care to post your manly face and neck so I can see what I'm eating up? I eagerly await
Yes please post something creative for a change. So I'm a woman now? And you shuck muscles just before you cook them so unless you're implying you live under a bridge and can only afford muscles you catch, you need to rethink your "insults"
Something creative...hmmm...I'd enjoy dismembering you limb from limb. Not for any practical purpose other than to use your wrist and hands, locked in rigor mortis in a cupped position, to jerk myself off with; obviously I'd be hoping for that "ghost" feeling but I imagine you couldn't even provide that as you can't provide much of anything else while still breathing. I call you a woman because that's what I believe you to be. A bitch. A cunt. A piece of meat to slide my cock into. Something to place my foot upon. A loose-goose. A flipped barrel. A song without a melody. I'd go on but again, I'd be waiting my time...because you're a woman
A pretty good tactic, and I'm sure you look super cute in a Hoodie as well as a dog shirt, just don't let your Hoodie start to smell too haha. Thanks for putting up with >>717281942, I'm enjoying flirting with you as he/she/it so elegantly put it haha
so, who is he?
Careful, you'll cut yourself on that edge, little one. I said creative not posts about your sexual fantasies you got from reading someone else's erp. And a song without a melody would be, what, improv jazz? That shit be dank, so thank you
I've always dreamed of carving up an individual (I'm not prejudiced against gender regardless of what I've posted). I'd use a scalpel because it's a precise instrument; it only cuts as deep as I'd like it to. I would carve you're body up like a turkey on thanksgiving, only much more beautifully. I really enjoy patterns and would decorate your skin with them, probably Fibonacci spirals to contrast with jagged, lightning like cuts down your forarm. Shall I continue?
Tbh I don't even know what he's trying to do. I'm just here talking to anons while I get ready. Yeah sure I'm fishing for comments but whatever man.
So what are you doing tonight
Isn't b/ all about anons and fishing for comments? I guess it's also for shit posting so he's doing this correctly too I guess haha. Currently I'm sitting in my house pondering the Existentiallity of the human construct we call time. In other words I'm pretty baked and drunk. What abut you, said you were getting ready for something, you partying hard tonight?
Implying I'm not sharp enough to cut myself just by touching my skin. Those arnt sexual fantasies though I imagine that if I tried hard enough the site of your dismembered body could arouse me. I wish you were a little better at insulting, I'm waiting for you to rustle my jimmies; it's been so long. So please, stop wasting my time and actually say what you have to say to an anon that doesn't feel like retrieving dog shit from whatever piece of shit land you're from. I'm not buying that it's chocolate and neither is anyone else. You're playing a not so dangerous game of wits on the Internet and you're losing. That can't feel good. I'll drink to your misery
Good lookin dude here (kek)
nah im not a twitch streamer
I'm sure you arnt worth my time. Provide evidence otherwise or gtfo of this thread. Jesus, the cancer that radiates throughout this thread. I always thought we should've given Japan a third bomb but not if you're the result of this unending, miserable, slow death of a once well off image board