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To all you drinking alone tonight! Happy New Years!!

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To all you drinking alone tonight! Happy New Years!!
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Cheers Mate! Here's to a great 2017.
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happy new year to you too, op!
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Same to you
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>>717270393
Cheers, mate.
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>>717270393
can i see your cock size compared to the bottle?
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>>717270393
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>>717270647
Oh /b/ ...never change...
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>>717270393
>putting your TV on top of a hot ass cable box
Enjoy burning it out soon
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Happy new year anon may you get a real life friend. Next year
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>>717270393
Cheers, mate!
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Good choice in beer, anon.
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>>717270825
You must know. How often do you change your cable box?
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Cheers anon.
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>>717270393
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>>717270393
Same to you OP!
Happy New Years everyone
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>>717270393
happy neaw hyeasrs anons

hop yoyu are all waking yup with as much of as handgover as i will
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Happy new years guys!
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Happy New Years!
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Cut your damn nails OP
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cheers
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Cheers, OP and all the fine ladies and gents in this thread sharing a drink with themselves and their loneliness as well.

The year is young, but I'm looking at a year prison sentence in a week, so see you all in 2018! Going for the first cig of 2017 now.
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>>717270393

https://soundcloud.com/catilluminati/fucked-ft-micah-byrnes
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>>717274363
the ufck did yhou do for a sentance? please share anan.
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Resolutions, /b/?

>learn how to Charleston
>learn how to play harmonica better
>find a worthwhile relationship and commit
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>>717274479

3 DUIs. This one is absolute BS, but my lawyer tells me I have no case. No alcohol, just minor amounts of weed in my blood which is enough to convict.

No doubt, I deserve it, so save your judgement.
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I would too if i didn't have to be at work at 4:30 am, take a shot for me bros.
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Cheers from me and my gf! We're drinking alone together instead of going out
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>>717270393
why the fuck do you have woman nails?
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>>717274825
im ean , weed is stil illeagal in most states so i can see the conviction, but im wit hyou on the whole smoking thing, ilove that it's like a $50 fine here.
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>>717271964
marc?
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>>717275686
nah, my nsames tyler man. im just a guy drinking his lonileness out.
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>>717275428

I had heroin and coke in my car, but I'm being convicted because I had weed in my system from smoking the night before. Didn't get a possession charge at all. In fact, the cops left the dope and coke in my car even though they found it. Gotta love living in Philadelphia. Probably the only city where they will let you go as long as you don't have more than a bundle.
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>>717275945
same, drinking macallan over here.
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>>717276075
fucking phily, of course thed let the coke and herowin go, but not the weed. afther all, that's the devilds drug right? hope efveyrything goesd well for you anon. seriouslty.
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>>717276126
what kindf? i mean eouther way its stil expensive shit but preferences?
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>>717275945
I feel that.

Too lazy to post a pic. Drinking Penny Packer. By myself on NYE.
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>>717276588
never heard of thaet, is it a good butrbon? dont feel aloner nanon, were all in thos togehter.
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>>717276312
You're an underage faggot and need to control yourself
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>>717277031
fuck off faggot, im sorry you dont approve of what i think about shit. heroin has fucked my state more than weed ever has. i know of at least 10 of my friend s whove died from herowin overdose, so fuck off with your whole "if you think weeds good your a underage kiddie" bullisht
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>>717276927
Thanks man. I'm recently single. All of my friends are out with their gf's and it's just me on NYE.

Where you from?

It decent. Cheap, solid bourbon. On the rocks and it's fine.
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>>717276532
15yo fine oak, it was on sale at costco so i decided to get it. its pretty good, much better then the 10yo
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>>717277552
im the same lonelty anon from the fuckign wonderful desolat estate of vermont, and im inthe same boat as you, except im probably more smashed than you. whats your resouletion?
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Just got home from a party, first time driving after drinking.
It was a fun night.
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>>717270880
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>>717277708
>15yo fine oak
decent midliner scottishe whisky. could be better but you could be a whole olt worse. and you goti t from cosco? they sell fucking liquor now?
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>>717270393
Thanks Anon, downing some cheap whiskey now.

>>717272857
How is that? Almost picked it up at the store.
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>>717270393
Happy new years man. Enjoying some AMFs here.
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>>717277826
Yeah probably more smashed. Considering the spelling haha.

How long have you been drinking? Do you live alone? How old are you? Are you in the woods of Vermont?

My resolution is threefold:

1. Be more confident in my decisions and actions.

2. Be more proactive in my professional and personal life.

3. Be more present in my everyday life.

What are your's?
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I could hear the desperate tone in my dads voice when he kept trying to bring me to a party, and how it slowly eased into depression.

Happy new years.
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>>717278095
they do, they usually only sell name and meme-brands though, so if you want something very specific you'd probably have to do to bevmo or whatever quality alcohol store you have in your area. they had johnny blue for 125 bucks, i was going to get that originally but decided to try something new
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drinking some boddingtons after a shitload of white russians. im pretty fucking drunk.


happy new years to all anons alone, like me.
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>>717278270
yeah ive benn switchign between kraken, johnne double black ans titos so im kinda fucked. i started around 830 and its 1 now. i live in a alright appartnment alone, ime 24, and no i live in the city next to mountpilliar: barre. it's gotten fucked reeall hard by herion for a long while.

mines to find someone for ionce, to actually be succuessful, and fucking progrgamm somethign for once.

thes fuckign capsuas are getitng harder and harder to solve as tuime and shots go by
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>>717278813
Montpellier? You're in France?

And damn dude, I think I;ve seen you in other threads! Since 8:30 a.m. or p.m.?

How will you find someone? How will you be successful? And what will you program?

Your resolutions are too vague, bro.
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>>717279095
And how many square feet is you apartment?
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you should be ashamed.

All the time and money you put into drinking is wasted. You could be learning a new talent, making new friends, or bettering yourself as a person.

But No!

Instead of getting lost in a good book like The Great Gatsby, you chose to live your life in a drug induced haze.

Instead of looking deep within yourself and confronting your problems you continue to look at the bottom of a bottle.

In the end, the alcoholic reaps what he sows.
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>>717270880
Sorry anon.
>>717278075
Was the wrong reaction image. I meant a sad anime girl. Because I caught some feels.
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cheers
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>>717270393
can barely read dis
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>>717279310
gay
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>>717279564
I live an exciting and fulfilling life.

Your life gets shorter with every sip of ethanol
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>>717279095
nah. barre vt. i cant spell montpillier worth shjit but its the capital of vermont. yeah, iver benn in hte drinking threads for a while. i pised off that fuckign piss drinking mikes hard guy and eveyrthing so year right aroudn then. you can see wyo im so fucked up, i normally spell and punctuate and shit well

im hoping to actually find someone throuhg dating sites, work, fucking anything mane, i dunno; i want to acutanlly find a job or make one that i like doing. and i just likke programming. eihter getting ap rogramming job or making games(thatas kinda whatr ia want to do for a living ,dont hate anons) i just like programming. and its like 800 or some shit. its too late in the day and shots for mesurments.
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>>717279652
uts better than the usual thi
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>>717279652
Thats why you're shitposting on /b/
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>>717279712
You're the second person I've me from Vermont. How do you like it?

What job do you do currently? How much do you make?

What type of education do you have? And how old are you?
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>>717279893
here we can see the alcoholic, barely able to string together a few words. Tragic!

Just think of all that wasted potential

>>717280104
It's my calling to pull desperate souls out of the darkness. I take it upon myself to save as many lives as possible
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Happy New Year, my friends.
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>>717280228
its not abat place for the msot part. witners are fujcking cold but yyou have the city dointg all youir plowing ant shit so that;s not bad. the one bad thing witb vt is that they charge a fucking alrm and aleg for beer cigs and liqour. upside is that weed is like a slap on the rist with a liek ficking 50 dolar fine.

im currently the delli manageer at a gasdstation/dieli/liqour store and its like a 11.50/hr job.

i wont lie, i;ve onml;y got high shcoold degree becayse fuckign collage is expeinsive man. ithouhgt i posted it before but im like 24 or 25 i cant even remember at this pioint
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>>717280890
Do you slice cold cuts and make sandwiches and stuff?

I used to do that type of work.

What was your dream job? What do ou really want to be doing and do you think you can every actually do it?
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>>717281211
Also, I did hear from another person Vermont isn't bad. Do you live home? If so, or not, in a house? Or in an apartment? How many square feet?
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>>717281211
yeha i use everything fromtg hte slicer to makig sabnwietches for the deli cooler for redi to go sandiwthces, to making stuff to orgder. im the everyman in that palce man

my dreamj ob is a toss out beweent beinmg somekind of chef or bveing a programmer of some sort(perefferably a game develpper, i love aht shjit man).

yeah, i;m an ok cook and prohmarmmer. the promblem is applickation. i jsut don't have the drive to apply myself and it kiolls what ever projects i hacve. or in cookings ckase i cna't ceem to find recipes that sound good or that i;d want to make.

seruouysly fuck these capthcas. im barel;y seeing straingt ant they want me to idntify objects?
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>>717281970
So you work at a, lik a Hess in the middle of fucking nowhere Vermont?
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>>717282525
middle of fucjing were? i mena, barre is prettty populated but it's a noname town, nowbady gives ashite abojut it and the only real big thing is that amajor high shchool is ther.
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>>717282893
Fair enough.

But I mean -- you work in a gas station that doubles as a quick stop grocery?
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>>717283153
pertty mucg. imnean, our prices are fuicking insane but we get buisnetss from alot of comapnies around. mostly its food stufs but most of hte remaineing pirchases is liqour.

what about you>?
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>>717270393
any of you guys have some extra bitcoin?
i wanna get fucked up as soon as possible
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>>717283484
What about mine what?

What do you like and hate most about your job?
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>>717270393
Feel lonely, that count?
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drinking some cheap champagne by myself, good times
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>>717284542
i dinno, anythng about you man. ufcking anoythng aobut hou you arue right now.

i like being the lidquor ezupert, the satidxfaction of hearing that my food hwas ogod, and jsut cooodk ing shit in jegneral.

i hate dealing whieht fucking peopler hwo just stand aroudn, cant botherr to do there job propbperly, and when shit hit st hte fan.

sometinmers it make s me wan to to ake up drinking evyeryday and smonking too.
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>>717270393
happy new years!
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>>717284583
the fucjk would you buy chanpange when you are able to buy liqour? better than cheep bear like fucking natty but still
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>>717285567
because new years
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>>717280471
>>717279652
>>717279310
>I live an exciting and fulfilling life.
>posting on /b/ on NEW YEARS
>pretending to be some character in an OK at best movie which was pretty shitty overall
probably underage 13 or 14 projecting his shitty movie taste on to everyone here
he has never drank in his life so of course he couldnt understand what its like
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>>717286194
yeah byt sueroisly if you can l;eagalty by champaigne wy not by liqour. fufck even mixerd shit like musdlide mix would be better than fucking shcampiaine
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>>717270393
nobiidies dirinkinjg>? the fuxck /b /b? youree abiunch of pussly ass fuaggots.
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>>717284583
That's sparkling wine, pleb
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>>717287143
i would drink if i had cash
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>>717270393
Happy New Year Mother fucker!!! WOOOHHH!

Kek, glad my bros are with me. As always. Better luck this year, guise.

MAGA!
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>717284583
how muchb btdit htat batottle cost yoyu? I bet youd bea ble to buy somthjinh betther for the smae price matee.
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>>717287502
didnt have any bottles tonight lol
first dry new years
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>>717278239
At least you're in public, at a bowling alley or bar. If you made your own AMFs, well... that's either fucking hardcore awesome, or... most likely... hardcore sad as fuck. Either way, Happy New Year, cocktail drinking faggot! I'm hitting a bottle of $12 bacardi superior. Wish I would have just gotten my usual $12 black velvet reserve. Rum reminds me of high school. When I was happy. It isn't helping... FFFuuuuuuuuuuu..... At least I survived another year. Hope I can conquer my fears in 2017. Here we go... 9 more minutes...
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>>717287738
the ufck mzsn, wy ydo yo ujh ave ab ottel of shanpange sittle aring you jhousd but no liqoir?

wat am i msutpped to do igf ive you hjave a oparty?
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