Let's create the longest thread in /b/ history.

>>717268523
That can never happen again

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Okehh...

>>717268523
wont happen faggot everyone hates you

Every thread only can have a certain number of posts faggot they don't go forever

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I wasn't aware this had ever happened.

Let us begin

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

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IT BEGINS

>>717268523
Post cheese stuff

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OP wants this thread to be historical.

>>717269552
XD shoop da whoop man. 2007 is awesome. Tell another chuck norris joke

>>717270158
Tell me one.

wut

>>717268523
Let's make 2017 never forget this thread.

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Will this thread be the longest in the history of 4chan?

aight ill contribute

>>717270220
When Chuck Norris swims, he doesn't get wet, water gets him!!!!6 XD

>>717270499
well, if it says so...

>>717270499
What did the 8-ball say?

>>717270499
Will I ever be satisfied with life?

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>>717268523
maximum images
151

maximum total posts
310

ITT: newfags try to stall the inevitable

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ill keep thread alive i guess, rolling

>>717270737
>not realizing that there's no total post limit. There's a bump limit, but not a total post limit.

>>717268523
wow ur hot, call me 12242377401

>>717270737
Why not try to stall?

>>717270838
so you're planning to sage on a board that has no name field.
you know namesync is separate servers right

>>717270838
Yeah really.

>>717270958
I never said anything about saging... Just that after 300 post you reach the bump limit where the thread won't be bumped. There is no hard post limit.

The fuck is with women sticking their toes up?

>>717271082
so how you gonna stop it from 404ing

No.
Sage thread

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https://my.mixtape.moe/fqjnlv.mp3

>>717268523
Who's this semen demon

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What is the destiny of this thread?

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C'mon faggots!

/ m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Edit][Settings] [Home]
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>>717270803
neat

[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [s4s] [vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Edit]

Let's make history, anons!

its gonna die lol

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Save this thread, anons. The power is within you.

>>717274653
NO

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>>717270499
Witnessed

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Save this thread from dying!!

>>717275480
Witnessed what?

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IM PARTICIPATING

>>717275625
This thread

>>717270499
Magic 8 ball will I ever get my dick sucked?

Here's my contribution.

>>717268523
bump

>>717275746
What about this thread?

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Happy new year, fags

>>717275807
Do better, faggot!

>>717270499
will I get molested?

>>717268523
Hope you're a mod with the power to make a sticky thread
>also, shitty opening pic

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KEEPIN it alive!

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>>717275941

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This thread needs quality content, c'mon!

Any good jokes?

>>717276716
How many babies does it take to pint a wall?

>>717276996
paint

hey

>>717277051
hi

>>717276996
40

>>717276996
17 with a remainder of 2

Contribution my 2 cents~

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Haha I love you are a pirate it's the new best meme

woh is that dubs i see there in the upper right hand corner

>>717276996
It depends how hard you throw them.

Feel like it's gunna 404 soon
bumpity bump bum

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>>717270499
Will I get laid in 2017?

>>717276716
what do u call a 14 year old on /b/

>>717268523
Given that stickies can get several thousands posts, it's not happening

>>717277307
An oldfag

>>717277307
(You)

>>717277306
Reroll

>>717277307
you

>>717269552
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chick wood.

>>717277262
Prevent it from happening, the power is within you.

>>717277343
What?

>>717277262
its page 2 retordert

Keep the tread going!!!

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Ib habun innn


:----_---DddddDDDdDD

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LETS GO BITCHES
IGNORE SODOMITE ORDERS
SUB TO COMMON FILTH

>>717268523
gonna be part of history

>>717276996
How many?

>>717276716
Why does Rupert Bear wear chequered trouseres?

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>>717268523

>>717277600
I AM GOING TO ACTUALLY DIE WHY IS THIS SP DIFFICULT TO READ

>>717277558
You are an idiot.

>>717277600
I don't know, why?

>>717277838
You are an idiot.

>>717276716
what do u call a F3 button soaked in diet coke

>>717270499
Will i fuck that copperhead

>>717270499
am i real

>>717277600 because he is a cunt

>>717270803
Rol nigs

>>717277956
Ummmm a nonsensical joke, apparently.

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This thread is shit.

>>717277956
a ddossed 2002 chris nolan movie?

>>717278254
OP: I agree, but I didn't make it that way.

the last 4 digits of this post is the year humanity goes extinct

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this thread

>>717278385
Random question: How long have her threads (from your pic) been going on? Do you know?

>>717278347YES IT IS! YOU HAVE RUINED 2017 ALREADY YOU FUCKING STUPID FAGGOT!

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This thread suck

ok

>>717278540
Nope, sorry anon.

Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>717278696
How long have you observed them?

THREAD IS DYING PAGE 4

>>717278933
Save it!

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>>717278254

>>717268523
I'm in

>>717268523
helpin

If you reply to this post this posters >>717278805
mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>717278805
fuck u

>>717270803
Roll

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How long have these posts (in my pic) been going on in /b/, does anyone know?

>>717278805
Ok

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SO I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK WHEN THIS FUCKING ANIQUATEDFARM EQUIPMENT RAN UP TO ME AND TOLD ME TO SHAKE MY BIG MEATY TITS FOR HIM AND I SAID FUCK OFF NIGGER BUT THEN I RAN HOME AND GRABBED MY ROOMMATE AND SLPPED HIM RIGHT ON HIS BIG HAIRY SCROTOM AND SO THEN I PUT MY DICK IN HIS MOUTH AND FACEFUCKED HIM UNTIL SOME I . HAD TO PUT MY KLANSMAN ROBE ON AND ME AND INJUN JOE HUNG NIGGERS FROM THE SIDE OF THE NIGGER MUSEUM BUT THEN MY FUCKING VEGETABLE CUNT DAUGHTER HAD TO BE EUTHANIZED SO I SAID OULL THE PLUG THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR STICKING YOUR CLIT IN AN ELECTICAL SOCKET AND YESTERDAY MY MOMDID A PORNO WHERE SHE FLASHED HER STONY ASS ON THE SUBWAY TO COMPLETE STRANGERS AND SOME TOWELHEAD PUT HIS FINGER IN HIS ASSHOLE SCRAMING HARAM BUT NEVER HAD A CHANCE TO FINISH BECAUSE MY SON THRUST HIS 40 FT LONG RETRACTABLE COCK AND BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT ALL OVER THE SIDE OF THE HOLOCAUST MEMEORIAL AND FOR LUNCH THE ICE CREAM MAN SWUNG AROUND ON A CRANE LIKE JACK SPARROW AND SLAMMED HIS FULL BODY INTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER CAUSING THE SEQUEL TO 9/11 CALLED 9/12 SO ALL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT GOING ON AND A MORMON FAGGOT COMES AND KNOCKS ON MY DOOR TO TELL ME THAT I NEED TO CONVERT OR JOSEPH SMITH WILL FUCK ME WITH HIS GIGANTIC STRAPON.

>>717279408
no way really

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>>717279408

Niggers

>>717279408
Wow! Explain this again, m8.

>>717268523
Back on august 31, 2014, there was a huge thread on /b/. You will never come close to matching that no matter what you do.

postding in le ebin bread :DDDDD

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Best 2018 thread

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>>717279906

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>>717275913

>>717268523
There's a problem though, we are going to hit image limit soon.

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nah

>>717280258
True! What happens then?

>>717280178
Yo is that a finger box?
I fucking loved playing with mine as a kid

>>717280120
What thread was that?

>>717280120
2014 is next year

>>717280419
I think you know which thread it was.

>>717280120
OP: How long was this thread?

contributing

>>717280518
Oh right, the fappening

>>717280554
I don't remember, but i feel like there were at least 4000 replies.

>>717269307
This newfag doesn't even know about autosage. Look at him and laugh.

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my contribution

>>717280873
I wish that could be THIS thread!

>>717281231
chicken strips

Posting for historical significance.

rip thread

>>717278805
Haha, immunity cat protects me faggot.


Wait.

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get

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>>717281410
Not yet!!

Contributing

eh, why not?

checkem

nigger japs

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>>717281945

If you fags get this thread to the bump limit then spam post as fast as you can. Won't be enough to make it the longest ever, but the thread could get decently long

cya at school my dude XDDDD

De espaldita ponte ponte ponte a ella le gusta que la pongan de espalda palda

http://archive.is/C5RWw

archive that shit XD

Yo se que tu quiere, que yo te agarre y te ponga contra la pared la pare

Keep postin fags

>>717282519
no

>>717282519
What if we try to start singing?
that seems to be newfag bait.

>>717282639
Or try counting to 10

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If this thread isn't the longest ever..........

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>>717282639
MAKING YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY

TAKES EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT

posting in a not so epik bread

>>717268523
nigger tiddies

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>>717282753
I teared up when the ice king sang that on adventure time. The feels was reals.

>>717283011
3

Anyways, >>717268523, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>717268523, should just stick with today's special.

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We need more rapid posts!

>>717271213
You don't, you try to make as many posts as possible before it gets bumped off the last page

>>717283037
4

>>717283013
the actual song is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KtAgAMzaeg

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So it begins...

>>717283103
so, does that mean every poster should go into overdrive shitpost mode?

>>717283268
Exactly

>>717283085
OP: I see, thank you.

>>717283088
Not now we don't, just keep it alive until bump limit then it is rapid post time

>>717283268
Yes, but with a little quality...maybe not.

>>717283108
5

>>717283353
Good idea. Let's shoot for quality meanwhile.

>>717276716
What do you call a faggot who's killed himself?

A low-hanging fruit.

>>717283589
Good

>>717283535
Keep the thread alive.
and when we reach the bump limit just go into maximum overdrive.
is that the plan?

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There's always something I tell myself when making a good milkshake; "never put cherries in your milkshake. It's not a cerryshake." and that makes me wonder to my already-wondering self. Why is it a milkshake if it's not shaken milk? Haha
But I digress. Maybe it's not a 'milkshake', but more of an 'ice-sludge', I mean most of it isn't even milk, unless you create THOSE kinds with extra milk. Those are the kinds you give to someone with either:

1. Shit taste (literally)
2. You hate them very much

However, when trying to make a good shake (chocolate is a good flavor mmmmm) you should add some peanut butter, Nesquick・ and only some milk. Some.

But the main problem is that, if you add too much peanut butter, it becomes thick, distasteful and burns your throat if you gut it down. If you add too much milk, it becomes watered down to the point that not even sewage-peasantsｩ will try it. If you add too much Nesquick・ Then nothing happens. You can never have too much Nesquick・

So when you're making a good shake, remember to keep it balanced. And by balanced, I mean no cherries. Haha

~~~One Man's Milkshake is Another Man's Cherryshake~~~

According to all known laws
of aviation,


there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.


Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.


The bee, of course, flies anyway


because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.


Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

>>717283548
I'm sure his solutions were best just misunderstood and unimplemented.

>>717268523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jum3E0XxYdg

>>717283862
drive safe doggo

>>717283846

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.


Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Ooming!


Hang on a second.


Hello?


- Barry?
- Adam?


- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.


Looking sharp.


Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.


Sorry. I'm excited.

>>717279222
trips checked

Story time?
>rewind 5 years
>be 16
>Average kid had a few gfs kind of popular not really any enemies
>theres this one girl in my first period english class
>easily an 8/10 but not the kind of girl youd want to just fuck she has the face youd want to live with together for ever
>shes very shy and i dont think ive seen her talk to anyone really
>does that cute thing where she wears a sweater with sleeves too long and she has bangs that cover just one of her eyes
>datass.mpg
>one day get to class about 10 mins late the city bus fucking took to long
>of course theyre already into a lesson so the whole fucking class is staring at me
>teacher asks why im late
>not good with awkward situations i tend to make jokes to get out of them
>"uh sorry miss, there was a bear it chased me 3 blocks the wrong way so it took a little longer"
>class starts laughing
>teacher smiles "Sit down Anon"
>look to my usual seat beside my buddy Jordan but some bitch hes trying to bone is sitting there
>"sorry bro, she was here first"
>dont really care we wingman each other all the time so i just look for an open desk
>uh oh, only one is beside the 8/10 femanon
>shes just so fucking cute my hearts fucking pumping
>spaghetti begins to cook very well in my pockets
>why the fuck do i feel this way i slept with many girls already and am usually very calm
>decide im going to befriend her because ive never felt such a way just from looking at a bitch
>go to sit beside her but her things are piled on the other desk
>"uh hey femanon do you mind if i sit beside you?"
>She smiles but doesnt make eye contact and just moves her bag and a couple books to under her chair
>goddamn why is she so fucking cute?
>teacher says its time for the class to read a book
>"the breadwinner"
>about some paki chick that pretends to be a boy so she can work to get money for her fam during the russian invasion in the 80's
>cont

>>717283905
Explain, if you would?

>>717283968
>cont'd
>so we start reading it and im not very into it so i try to whisper some small talk to the femanon
>"so what do you think of the book so far?"
>"its alright but please let me read it before talking"
>feel embarrassed "oh do you like reading or something?"
>"yes."
>start getting red the pasta is almost ready
>stutter "oh..o-ok s-sorry"
>she smiles and continues to read
>class finishes she leaves to her next one and i get so confused i ditch out for the rest of the day and just go home
>sitting getting baked and watching some of the original trilogy wondering what the fuck just happened in that class
>"she was rude to you anon, she must not be interested" i think to myself
>but dat smile, dat ass dem tits i dont think i can pass it up
>ffw a couple weeks me and femanon just smile when we see each other
>feel like a fucking child with a grade school crush even getting butterflies
>one day go to english
>jordans not there
>fuck i hate sitting alone
>look around about 1 min until the final bell
>theres femanon already reading the book
>sit beside her without asking
>"Hey whatsup loser?" attempting the "flirting by insulting" thing
>puts down her book and turns at me like a fat guy turning when he hears the microwave timer go off
>"Excuse me?!"
>spaghetti is slowly pouring out of my pockets im hiding it by putting my hands in there
>"u-u-uhhh it...i-it was j-just a joke... Ha-ha...wasnt b-being serious.."
>she stares at me at least 20 seconds without saying a word
>feel myself turning red from toe to head like a fucking thermometer
>have to force the spaghetti to stay i can feel some noodles escaping through my finger gaps
>fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck what do i say?
>she smiles at me
>"Hhahahahah"
>I utter "w-what?"
>Shes now laughing kind of hard
>im frightened
>"oh my god anon you should see your face"
>sigh of relief
>"haha, youre a fucking asshole" jokingly say
>she says"hahaha im sorry, im just in a good mood today"
>cont..

>>717268523
lol, 'u can't

>>717283943

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.


A perfect report card, all B's.


Very proud.


Ma! I got a thing going here.


- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!


Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

>>717268523
nigger nigger nigger

Let's do the alphabet, I will start


A

>>717284019
>cont'd
>usually shes emotionless with her nose stuck in a book or something
>"oh thats cool haha" cant think of anything else to say to that
>teacher stands up "today you partner up with someone and proof read each others essay on the book"
>fuck i didnt even know we needed to write an essay
>look behind me to ask jordan if i can copy his
>oh yeah hes not here today
>look at femanon
>she pulls hers out
>3 pages long in sexy ass handwriting even though we only needed 4 paragraphs
>"uhh hey femanon, would you mind if i copied a couple ideas from your essay? i can proof read it while i do it, i forgot mine at home"
>"I guess anon, just don't make it too obvious i dont want to get in trouble"
>do the classic half-smile bitches fall head over heels for
>"Thanks"
>start to read it
>holy shit this bitch is so in detail and fucking loves writing and reading
>i ask "fuck you love this book or what? i thought it was kind of gay"
>she looks visibly offended
>snags the essay from me
>"then write your fucking own"
>holy shit why am i so fucking stupid
>spaghetti now boiling in my stomach
>feel so retarded i almost puke
>getting nauseated
>"im sorry, i just really like this book, i can relate to it" she says
>thank fucking god she doesnt hate me
>lower heat to simmer on that spaghetti
>feel a little concerned, after the all the story is about a teen girl living in a fucking war zone
>"Hows that?" i ask
>"Its personal. I hardly know you so nevermind, but here" she passes the essay back
>write down the basics of it make mine just a page long mind you
>decide its time to grow balls
>"So, wanna go to mcdicks or get pizza or something at lunch?" i ask
>"Why would you want to spend lunch with me?" she asks
>uh fuck now what do i say
>"You seem kind of cool, plus were partners in class haha"
>"are you asking me on a date anon?"
>Spaghetti wants out
>fuck that shit
>alpha mode engage
>"Thats exactly what im doing."
>"Awe im flattered" she begins to blush and smile
>cont.

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Might as well contribute

>>717284063
>cont'd
>How the fuck can a young woman be so fucking attractive in every way even the voice even when she was mad I had a boner starting to rise
>"I have an appointment today though, how does tomorrow sound?"
>Fuckyeah.png
>"sounds good to me"
>bell rings
>she grabs my shoulder
>"ill see you tomorrow anon" she smiles
>"haha yea see you"
>ffw that night
>feel like some shitty love movie from the 50's im walking around the house with a smile on my face and humming
>my dad notices
>"what the fucks wrong with you?"
>"oh i met a girl dad im just hoping it works well"
>"Dont get your hopes up to high bud, girls will rip your fucking heart right out of your chest"
>start to think fuck hes right i had a terrible break up the year before
>"haha yeah i know im not in love or anything dont worry"
>totally lied, i fucking love her already i can feel it
>go to my bedroom to game some halo 3
>get bored of it
>boot up the pc
>facebook
>find her on it
>only about 160 friends very odd for a 16 year old girl
>add her anyway
>fap furiously
>ffw next day
>wake up with a smile on my face shit shower shave and start heading to school
>get to class early, i really want to see her
>she opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
just kidding
>She smiles as soon as she walks in, but something is wrong i can tell
>she sits at her seat so i get up and go sit there
>"Hey cutie whatsup?" i say
>"nothing you?" she mutters
>wtf happened to her
>"you alright femanon?" im genuinely concerned at this point
>"yeah its nothing" but that bitch lying, i can tell
>teacher makes us read the last few chapters of the book
>gaze over to femanon shes fucking glued to her book
>no talking untill the last 5 mins of class
>"so where do you want to meet for lunch?" i ask
>"you still want to go?" she asks, she seems surprised by it
>"well yeah haha" i cheesily laugh
>she smiles and says"just meet me by the office at lunch anon"
>ffw end of class my next class is gym/phys ed
>cont

>>717284034
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.


Never thought I'd make it.


Three days grade school,
three days high school.


Those were awkward.


Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.


You did come back different.


- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.

>>717284121
>its lunch
>go to office
>see femanon there she gives me a very meaningful hug
>"you actually came"
>"i wouldnt pass up lunch with a girl like you" i respond
>so we start walking to mcdolans
>talking about stupid shit, movies music tv etc
>we actually have a lot in common
>we get some burgers, i pay being the man i am
>start walking back to school
>she grabs my hand
>holy shit wtf i feel this mass tingling all around my body and get light headed even my cock starts to tingle
> she grabs my hand very tight, like shes scared for me to let go
>some friends i know walk by and people i know from school drive by and everyone whistles and stuff
>shes a bit embarrassed
>i just act as if i dont care what others think, cause i dont
>"So, are you going to tell me what was wrong this morning?"
>she slows her walking pace to a stop and turns facing me
>She looks at me, her one eye is showing, glistening and sad, the other hidden behind her bangs
>"Don't tell anybody anon, if you do i swear i will never trust you again"
>now im worried its something terrible
>"i promise you this stays with me"
>"my dad drinks a lot, sometimes he gets mad and throws things, yesterday he hit my brother and my mom just lost it, she started throwing plates at him and all of his beer at him, and he just jumped on her and started choking her, i was so scared anon."
>shes holding back tears now
>"so i started yelling at my dad, he told me to fuck off... i said i hate him, he called me an ungrateful bitch and......well..."
>she lifted her hair to reveal a black eye
>i was so fucking mad , how can someone do that to such a beautiful, innocent girl?
>i just stared at her shocked
>she grabbed my sleeves like i was a soldier returning home
>"dont tell anybody, please Anon"
>tears start to flow
>i didnt know what to say nor think, i just sit on the curb and light up a cigarette.
>"I wont tell, dont worry, but dont you think you should call the police?"
>cont..

:^)

>>717284158
cont'd
>"My parents are gone, want to come over? :)"
>holy fuck she wants my dick
>its 11pm on a wednesday
>go to my dad
>"hey do you care if i go out to see my friend for a bit?" i ask
>looks at me like im joking "you have to get up in 7 hours where the fuck do you have to go?"
>"its just something important, ill be back before 1 and wont wake anyone up"
>"if you need drugs just say it" he jokingly says "yeah get the fuck outta here, dont wake up your mom when you get back she will kill both of us"
>fucking stoked
>text femanon asking address while im already outside walking
>hop on the bus, its about a 20 minute ride
>get off the bus and i see an ambulance and police at her address
>get confused
>text her "hey is there cops at your house?"
>no answer
>walk up worried
>ask what happened to the cops pretending im a neighbor
>"none of your concern go home"
>"im femanons boyfriend what happened?!"
>looks at me with pity
>see paramedics pushing a stretch out, i push my way past the cops and to the stretcher
>its her
>shes bruised at cut all over i start to cry and grab her hand
>"what the fuck happened femanon?!"
>"my dad came back early and read my texts anon i forgot my phone on the kitchen table he pushed me down the stairs"
>feel like its all my fault
>"oh my god femanon im so fucking sorry" look to my right and see the cops putting this deadbeat looking fool in the cruiser and i just want to kill him
>look at the parameds and ask if i can come in the ambulance
>"immediate family only"
>"please im all she has right now!"
>the girl paramedic just says "get in"
>so were all in the back and im just holding her hand, shes just looking at me, not giving anything else a glance
>I get the courage to say it
>"i love you"
>she grabs my hand harder than ever before
>heart machine goes nuts
>"i-i-i-i"
>gf is kill

>>717284123
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.


Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.


I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.


I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.


That's why we don't need vacations.


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.


- Well, Adam, today we are men.
- We are!


- Bee-men.
- Amen!


Hallelujah!

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>>717268623
>>717269078
You can never happen again fag lord.
>>717270709
That you will be visited by gay niggers.
>>717271372
Yes
Anti-sage thread
>>717277518
No you will not

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When does it reach the bump limit?

>>717284221
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,


please welcome Dean Buzzwell.


Welcome, New Hive Oity
graduating class of...


...9:15.


That concludes our ceremonies.


And begins your career
at Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation.


Heads up! Here we go.


Keep your hands and antennas
inside the tram at all times.


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary.

>>717268523
>Let's create the longest thread in /b/ history.

you plan on getting past the post limit?

Ready and waiting, when this thread hits 300 I'm gonna spam so hard

>>717284259
>Anti-sage thread
Age thread?

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longest thread ever? where's the fun in tht

>>717284332
I believe in myself, so yes. But help me.

>>717268523
>Tries to make longest thread.
>Longest thread.
>Everyone replies with 1-line responses.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEEEe

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AHA HA HA HA HA

AHAHA HA HA HA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA

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>>717284393

>>717284444
Quads wills it

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>>717284444
nice quads

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>>717284444
Checked

>>717284396
>where's the fun in tht

In making history, do I need to explain further?

>>717284532
Age is the opposite of sage

i hate niggers

>>717284564
Thanks

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I've come to the party, happy new year faggots!

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The plan is
keep this thread alive
and when the bump limit is reached.
just go crazy with the shitposting.
so in short
act like gif related
until the mods are forced to delete this thread

>>717270499
Will I lose my virginity willingly?

i hate naggers

>>717284704
Yes, I learned this today.

>>717284704
No, bump is opposite of sage sir fagalot

>>717284444
checkerino

>>717284801
FUCK YEAH MOST LIKELY

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ಠ_ಠ

hello

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ASSHOLE
BITCH
CUNT
DICK
EFFING
FUCK
GROOL
HYMEN
INCEST
JACK OFF
KREME
LABIA
MANHOLE
NUT
ORGASAM
PUSSY
QUEEF
RAPE
SLUT
TITS
UNDERAGE
VAGINA
WHIPS
XXX
YOUNG
ZOZZLE

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You newfags will never have the longest thread

>>717284884
Goodbye.

When do we hit the limit?

>>717285005
at the rate we are shitposting.
give it a few minutes

>>717284936
i sung this in tune

>>717284942
What makes you so sure?

>>717284811
And age is the Japanese word for bump

>>717285096
KEK

>>717285127
In China, too young is only a name.

>>717285127
And faggot is the Japanese word for your name.

What your favorite TV show?

Mods better not touch this thread

>>717285330
Doc McStuffins

>>717285330
The Walking Dead.

When do we hit the image limit?

im so deru sdam

>>717284190

pls tell me that's not the end faggot

>>717285366
Inb4 the mods come in and cum all over the thread.

>>717285330
Sons Of Anarchy

>>717285429
150

yes am posting okay

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>>717285429
Not yet

>>717285443
It is

>>717285444
you rolled trips

>>717285429
When niggers are done pooping on your bed.

>>717285585
my dick is in orbit

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>>717278254
contributing

>>717285596
And you did not

Gayest celebrities? Go!

almost 300 phaggots

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

>>717285734
moot

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>>717285734

>>717285815
OP is no celebrity

300 messages lads that means.

Go!

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TIME TO GO INTO

>>717285859

️ontributing

>>717285850
But he is a faggot

Vagina water mmm

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>>717285909
MAXIMUM SHITPOST

>>717285947
True

NIGGERS

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You have to stop posting images, faggots.

>This will be the last image of the legendary thread of January 1st.

Fuck fuck duck fuck.....

310 reached

I'm GAY

Keep boasting

>>717285982
>You have to stop posting images, faggots.
Why?

KEEP GOING

Im special, do i win something

>>717285850
No, but he's helping us make history!

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>>717285982

>>717285963
Kek

FUCKING NORMALFAGSSSSSS

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