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Happy New Year, Anonymous!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Happy New Year, Anonymous!
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>>717268339
inb4 op samefags his thread for the next 40 minutes
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>>717268478
No I won't
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>>717268478
But you are wrong...
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>>717268478
It wouldn't get bumped.
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>>717268339
>holding spell tags instead of money
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happy new year op!

east coast here
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>>717268672
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Happy new year reimu!

I...I love you!
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paranoid as fuck and watching eva with friends. hows everyone doing?
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>>717268785
I need more alcohol!
>>717268672
That would be a very cool ass Reimu.
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Happy new year everyone!
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>>717268914
same here nep.
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My new years resolution is to be cute! I'm gonna lose weight and exfoliate and moisturize and everything, and then my feet and armpits will be so cute that no one will be able to resist! Especially not my friends in this thread! Just you wait...!
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>>717268339
Happy birthday Reimu
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>>717268692
Thank you! It's not quite time yet for me either, but I thought we could spend some time together until it is.

>>717268721
I love you too! Let's make 2017 great, okay?

>>717268672
>>717268697
Classic me!

>>717268785
I'm doing great! Work went pretty smoothly, and I've been having a nice conversation with my best friend.
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>>717268785
in bed chilling, I have a tiny airplane bottle of vodka to drink when the new year hits
then I'm going to fap and sleep

could have gone out with my gf and her family, but I'm tired as shit from work and I've got work tomorrow morning anyway
also, I don't feel like driving all the way to miami tonight with all the drunks on the road
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I love you, Reimu
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>>717269426
Th-Thanks Reimu...!

Yeah! As long as I have you and the shrine, I know it'll be great!
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>>717269256
Sounds great! I'm looking forward to it, even if you steal away some of my admirers.

>>717269051
Thank you! What's your plan for the new year?

>>717269385
Oh no! I've been found out!
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>>717269256
Hey cutie.
>>717269385
How drunk do you have to be to mess that one up?
>>717269468
Living the dream.

I found out chugging champagne is a great way to get a quick buzz.
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>>717269051
Hi, happy earth orbit cycle thingie.
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Happy new years faggots.
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>>717269667
I don't know I've had a few bottles...
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>>717269426
thats good to hear reimu. have a happy new year.

>>717269468
i hope you have a happy new year my friend.
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>>717269667
in fact, this is what I'm having
it was in a gift basket a family friend gave me, I got little airport bottles of booze and clothing for christmas

would have champagne if I had any

>>717269781
rip

>>717270068
thanks
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Hello all.
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>>717270157
>Handmade
Does that means, like, they turned potatos into liquid potato by sheer brute strenght?
>>717269781
F.
>>717270275
Heey! (bit buzzed)
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>>717270275
'lo
what are you doing for the new year?

>>717270390
>Does that means, like, they turned potatos into liquid potato by sheer brute strenght?
Probably!
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>>717270390
Me too...but I think it's just making me tired. I've barely had anything and I already feel like crashing.

>>717270482
I was planning to drink but it doesn't seem like that's gonna work out, heh. I hope your evening is a bit more eventful!
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>>717270482
>potato
actually wait I'm wrong, this is corn vodka

>>717270609
> I hope your evening is a bit more eventful!
thanks!
but I don't, I'm gonna chill tonight
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>>717269651
Honestly, I'm not entirely sure, but I'm sure I'll think of something, given enough time.
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>>717270609
Make sure you fall onto something fluffy, like a meat grinder...
>>717270681
You fucked up dawg.
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>>717270567
Hello to you too!

>>717270681
Yeah. I might just chill with some RCT in bed.
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Happy New Year!
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>>717270937
I don't have one of those. Is a shitty torn up couch close enough?
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>>717271433
Thanks, Lewder Reimu!
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Happy new year!
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>>717271433
Hello Lewdmu.
>>717271501
Yeah, uuuh, I dunno, I guess...
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happy new year from the east coast
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>>717272002
Thanks, Ben Drowned!

>>717272116
And to you as well!
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you the fortune bitch?
i'm probably the oldest and most hated recurrent poster in your threads.

happy new year ^^^

somehow I only find you when i'm drunk.
who was the side bitch that wanted me so badly/ I'm up for it tonite.
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man, I wish this vodka was better
oh well, happy new years
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>>717272276
That... would be me, I guess. The first one, I mean. I'm nobody's side bitch. My side bitch outta your league too, ahh.
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>>717272025
Hello nepnep, happy new year!
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>>717272276
Hey there, wasted again I see.
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>>717272652
Thank you! Happy new year for you too!
>>717272575
You are probably drinking it the wrong way then.
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>>717272614
no one is outside my league you silly.
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>>717273175
nope, you were trying to intimidate me but it didn't fly. My attempt seemed to work though.
Now pronounce your stance as subjugated by me.

or the side bitch, what was her name? she sounded way cuter.
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my bred died, now you're all stuck with me for eternity. or 404
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Happy New Year...
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happy new year mommy!!
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ctrl f remu
no results.
is this the correct place?

(the fact that I recalled "Remu" shoukd be taken into account given my state)
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>>717273808
Sure. I guess.
>>717273820
Happy new year!
>>717274062
I always search "anon".

>Captcha asked me for fireworks
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>>717274062
I'm the guy whoi wrote zo-ph-om-bie in piss in my toilet. that was the bred that died.
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>>717273624
Good try, but you don't have the right equipment to subjugate me. And how should I know? There are lots of cute girls here.

>>717273808
Welcome aboard!

>>717273820
Thanks, you too!

>>717273856
W-who's your mom?
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>not January 1st in Wisconsin yet
Central bros, unite?
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>>717274264
you...!!
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hiiiii remu. I lover yopuuuuuuuu ^^^^
please relieve the fact that I called you a bitch, you've stroke me as a genuinely gentle soul.

the other one though, came accross as a succubus, so no restraints tehre.
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>>717268339
Happy new year anon!!
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>>717274365
Here, here
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>>717274601
cirno!!!
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>>717274601
His dad...

So much drunk people... I love it.
Fuck Kira Yoshikage, pussy ass bitch.
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yo whaddup carlos mane here, hoping for dubs
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>>717274264
you were both absolutely kind and nasty to same anon in your reply strings.

and I can guarantee you that I do have the correct "equipment" (see, when one elevates a common noun into double quotations it serves the purpose of elevating it from the common parlance into a meta-speech where you can better define it or simply the audience's attention to to that term)
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>>717274830
rollin again
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>>717274812
I thought Kira was really cool and I could relate to him in a lot of ways. I felt like in a lot situations I was rooting for him.
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>>717275012
draw, excuse my piss ass drunkness. NO roleplay. Yu're all talking to a real live drunk boy.

or man-child.

>Remu fairy, can you turn me into a real live drunkard? (reference to AI by Spielberg, which is a reference to Pinnochio)
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>>717274757
...makes sense, I guess.

>>717274812
Nuh-uh, that's not how it works in Gensokyo. There are barely any guys around, you know!

>>717275012
You're a strange one...
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From a long time lurker... Happy New Year!!!!!1
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>>717275092
last roll
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>>717274173
Thank you.

>>717274264
I hope it's a pleasant one for you and your loved ones.
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I'm going to take a piss at 11:59 tonight so the piss will continue into next year and I can say I've pissed across the years.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12002933
http://www.strawpoll.me/12002933
http://www.strawpoll.me/12002933
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>>717275111
I also think Kira was a badass, and the bite za dusto opening hyped me so much, it was so good, doesn't makes him less of a pussy ass bitch tho. a badass bitch.
>>717275341
Happy new year buddy! I hope it is a pleasant holiday for you.
>>717275324
Just rape guys.
>>717275468
My pleasure!
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>>717275360
damn I usually get real good rolls in Remu breds anon. feels free to claim any of my futire ones.

I have never asked for advice, every single time I came in to cause chaos.
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>>717268339
hey! whats you favorite anime
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>>717275650
Being a pussy is part of the reason I can relate to him.
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>>717275324
I have been to an entire galaxy that was literally made of death.
Do you truly think I can't handle Gin-and-tonic Suck-on-yours?
That's the new name for Gensokyo, in case you didn't get the news.
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>>717274812
Yeah, fuck that guy
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HAPPY NEW YEAR, OP!

Prepare for a week of Mariah Carey meems.
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>>717275833
I don't really have a favorite. Ga-Rei Zero is pretty high on the list though.

>>717275868
You might not like it there. You'd be forced to play by the rules I invented or else you'll have a destroyed world on your conscience. We all know how much you like worlds.
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>>717268339
T-Thanks
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>>717275662
I'mparticularly nastier tonight though.

>>717275631
the year tunerned with igonoring the guests and family whilst listening to muse's uprising, that went to a goood mix of radiohead, starting with when i dissapppear completely and whoever can remeber wtf followed after that, there was 2+2=5 and jigsaw falling into place, some random tunes and finally zombie by the craberries which lead me to piss all over my bathrooom....


I have no idea why the uck i told you all of that. maube drunkards really are better people after all.... I ove you love. you're luckis da best. you gonna buil├žd yuuuuge wallls this year, and you won't pay for it.
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>>717276097
also, could i have the tarot reading to see how the future is going to be? it seems good
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>>717275864
I think I shouldn't laugh but we are on /b/ so I would point and laugh at you instead.
>>717275868
Nerd.
>>717275892
Ikr? Metal is Unbendable was great, I can't wait for part 5. And I hear that the manga is on the last arc already!
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ahhh, I cowboy dan nao. mean drunk. fuck everyone else. do me remu, plis.

you never did.
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>>717276437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBjiYZiv5RE
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>>717276207
>Four of Swords
You start the year off quietly, vigilant and taking asylum from the troubles of 2016.

>King of Wands
Entering the field of play is a man with status and honor who overcame his troubled past to achieve great success...

>The Chariot
With his help, you achieve a great victory.
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>>717276354
fuck you calling someone who likes gin 'n tonic a nerd.

best beverage ever devised by mankind's simpleton brains.
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>>717276097
What conscience? I-It's not like I care if everyone dies...
>>717276354
Ha, w-well you're a dummy and I think poking you in the eye would shut you off!
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>Only two votes on my poll
>one of them is mine
H-Heh, d-don't go around thinking I actually care, though!
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>>717276723
No, don't get me wrong, I like drinking and just because of that I didn't call him something worse.
>>717276740
But you are wrong.
>>717276865
Get fucked yo <3
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>>717276513
i gotsa brown eyes. and i'lll behave.... for some reasonable time.... plis do me.

(I'lll backstab you soon enough, but don't let those base feelings take ahold of you, you're much more than that)
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>>717276970
>wrong
But you are a bully.
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>>717276740
Come oooon, you care a little~

You don't want a whole plane of existence to be snuffed oooout~

You like worlds, don'tcha boy?
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>>717276513
nice
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I was preparing to become a mean drunk and then holy diver starts.

I olve you all once more.
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>>717276354
I can't wait either! I've heard part 5 is great
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>>717277043
I can't tell if you're asking for a tarot reading or implying that I'd catch feelings if we had sex just one time. Either way, nah.
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>>717277266
it started as killswitch engage, but I changed to Dio prompto.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
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>>717277109
N-No, it is worlds that I like, but life can fuck off!
I can recreate a world. I might not be able to resurrect someone.
...B-But, that doesn't mean I'm not really powerful!
It just means something about souls, I guess. I don't care, science is better and I don't care about people because they're annoying. They're not even Americans, so I won't be upset.
A-And, you shouldn't joke around about countless lives like that, it makes you sound really cruel.
>>717277519
*whispers*
...at least you admit to being a bully, unlike Reimu.
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Happy new anons
Feliz navidad

Best wishes
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>>717277619
Excuuuse me for having a little fun with my job.
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>>717277647
Ok, this one takes the cake, most fucked post.
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>>717277528
you meanie. I was behaving.
ok... I can see the sxual connotations in "do me" but excuse me for english being my 3rd language.
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>*party horn sounds*
Here we go, everyone! The ball has dropped at the shrine! Start the fireworks!
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Reimu, since I was thirteen I've liked the idea of being cute like a femboy or trap, but I've always been fat and I still am, so I'm currently trying to make my characters like that in video games but it doesn't feel as good. What's wrong with me and what should I do?
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>>717277999
We did it!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_EiJnVCacM
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>>717277528
and since you're probably US based, the chances that we have ever met are not close to, but exactly zero. If Japan, then, there's a chance....
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>>717277999
Trips yo. Happy new year senpai.
>>717278101
Count your calories and work out, getting to 1500 calories a day and workout should work I guess, no?
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>>717277519
What a beautiful Duwang
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>>717278267
But I already have stretch marks and I feel like it's a death sentence since they never go away. I could never lose weight anyway, and I'm really afraid of getting old if I commit myself to that look because people like that never age well. I'm scared of aging in general
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>>717277999
I suppose it has.
Here's to 2017 not sucking.
I'm going to kiss the next person whose post ends in a 7.
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>>717278165
good luck trying to get me to behave.
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>>717278320
It's like we are having a picnic.
>Chew
>>717278430
You are getting old no matter what, and you are just coming up for excuses to not to commit to it, even though you desire to achieve it, choose between either, keep with the self loath or do something.
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>>717278453
Rollin
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>>717278101
>>717278430
Well, I mean... you're gonna get old one day anyway. All you can change about that is what you spent your youth doing, and spending it as a cute and healthy femboy sounds much better than spending worrying about what happens when you get old!
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>>717278453
Please...please let me get a 7!
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since I'm most likely the oldest fag in here; kids listen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8
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>>717278657
A-Actually, it was just a joke, I'm not kissing a bully. I-I know you'd like it, you're dirty!
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>>717278453
ok
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>>717278699
What's your birth date?
August 14, 1929 / November 22, 1959.
This might be the year that I die.
Get a move on, youngster, and good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VGgOivU-4w
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>>717278453
rollerino my fellow mane
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>>717278748
I know you are very very lonely, blue man.
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>>717278657
I was going to help you on that advice, since I know self-loathers quite well... but I can't stand fat people. fuck'em. just.stop. eating.

doors pleee bulu beee poooo booo pin dum bun dun dun doooom city of of night..... tu dan tu dan tu dan dannn bllium la woman la woman....
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cv1BjsASVc
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oh so now you link me to the thread, fine if anyone needs a fortune cookie just tell me
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>>717278976
>lonely
How about you don't throw insults and I don't blow you up?
Tr-Trust me, I'm not bluffing! The me in this comic is obviously the same me as me. I-I'm really alpha and not afraid to hurt you...
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Happy new year, all. I love every single one of you. That is all.

bump for comfy
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>>717279128
kek
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Drunk and tired and i just got home from a new years outing. MERRY NEW YEARS EVERYONE. I WONT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS TOMORROW
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The cat came back, the very next day
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>>717278818
you certainly did miss it.
>>717278905
scatman john came into being after my puberty ( and it's tstill shit in the current year), here, have a nice medley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnP72uUt_pU
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>Tfw not new year for another 1 and 3/4 hours on west coast
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>>717278657
>>717278675
I'm 19 and the limit for being a decent looking femboy feels so close already, and I haven't even started. I could try it I guess, but I'm so scared of investing that much effort into my appearance knowing it'll just fade away, even sooner if I choose to look cute like that. I'm not sure what I'm going to do then, but I'm not sure what I'm going to do getting old regularly either. It feels like a hard stop either way and I think about it a lot, and sometimes I wonder if I should kill myself when I too old to even have the possibility of looking good and liking my body. I mean as it is, I was never too happy about my body, but there was always the chance to lose weight and make something of it, but old age feels like it's always right over my shoulder. I'm still worried about the stretch marks and lose skin too.
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>>717279278
Scat may be shit, but scat isn't shit.
>>717279192
>now they're calling me insane, paranoid and scared
I-It's not my fault, why am I always bullied? Fucking superheroes...
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>>717279349
I have a feeling that when you get old, you'll have higher priorities than how you look. Life changes a lot every 5 years, so after 50, you're gonna be a completely different person with completely different things that are important to you. Don't worry about it now! That's a problem for 2067 you, not 2017 you.

Also, you're 19. You're not gonna start looking old for decades if you take care of yourself.

>>717279325
Slowpokes.

>>717279245
Now's my chance!
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>>717279349
i could have been a trap, I actually had 2 consecutive confused lesbian girlfriends (the fact that I loved to go to gay clubs for the good techno must've lent a hand in that regard...), but have no misunderstandings, youth is feeting, just wtf you want while you have it. I fucking hate traps (trauma), but if that's what rocks your boat go all out and get you're boypussy known to all of the internet before your hairline starts receding....
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>>717279349
Just get to work out and a better diet, keep it long enough and you'll get used to that lifestyle. You can worry about other stuff later, focus on your present, don't try to live in the future.
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>>717279325
Feels bad man
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>>717279769
-stumbles drunkenly-
C-chance for what, huh?

>>717280026
Hey Nep. I drank some rum in honor of you
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>>717278976
I find it funny because your post sounds like SEGA trying to console Sonic, and failing.
Heh... Console...
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the guests and relatives are all gone. o one came in to say goodbye in the office den where I've been hiding.

I never know if I should be thankful or spiteful for that.

and i'm officially out of prosecco.
there's tons of beer though.
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>>717280484
Drink them.
>>717280388
Should we molest Sonya? And then doodle on her face when she passes out?
>>717280190
Neat, straight rum I assume?
>>717280330
There is actually a nep girl called Segami if I recall correctly.
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>>717280484
I don't to even recognize their existances but isn't kinda douchy to not even say goodbye to someone on new years eve?

remu, who's more fucked up, me or mah family?
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>>717280388
A kiss huh?? Well, maybe just cuz its a special occasion...

>>717280484
Prosecco aint bad. I feel like Moscato is better though
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>>717280728
WHOA HEY NO RAPE ALLOWED


>>717280729
Depends on why you don't like them, I guess.
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fuck I love this one by stealers wheel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
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>>717279769
>>717280026
Thanks guys...maybe I'll give it a try again. I keep looking into the future, and I think that's a big problem for me. I'm always looking at what might or might not be a good idea in the long run, or how quickly things will leave me in the future that I always end up not making a decision or working towards anything at all. I've never actually managed to lose weight before, but I guess all I can do is try. Counting calories is always intimidating because it's a mathematical thing, and when I look to see how long it would take to be where I want using the amount I'm eating below, it always discourages me, but it does seem like the best way to do it. I'm still really freaked out about the marks and lose skin though.

>>717279953
>Hairline starts receding

Jesus Christ don't say that, I'm paranoid about it enough already. I keep checking it every other day out of compulsion and even when people around me say it's fine, I'm still worried. Receding hairlines feels like one of the easiest and quickest death sentences you can get when you go for a more feminine appearance.
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>>717280801
we had moscatel, but I find it too sweet.
my sister gobbled at least 5 bottles by herself.
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>>717280898
I just don't.
Biut I've always tried to be nice to people I hate, why can't they return the favor?
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Happy new year!
i hope there is still some cider left in here.
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>>717280728
Yup yup. Nassau Royale, imported directly from the Bahamas. Its sweet and smooth, much like Reimu

>>717281090
5 bottles?! Holy fuckballs. And, yeah alot of people say its too sweet. Maybe my sweet tooth is just out of control. And I hear ya about family members intruding in on the place that you're hiding during events
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>>717280728
And you're a cancelled game console. So they made you a qt girl instead.
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>>717280898
Does that means I'm allowed to doodle on Sonya's face?
>>717281324
That's just giberish for me.
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>>717280801
Yep yep! Just because it's New Years, that's all.

>*leans in expectantly*

>>717281070
Wigs work wonders. I don't have hairline problems, but I keep a few on hand in case I wanna change hairstyles or colors without impacting my job if I decide to go purple. What's stopping you?
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>>717281070
I'm androginous and got completely baldie before my 25th.
I'm still a cutie, but more on a niche target audience, some bitches love'em baldies. If you're gay, don't fret, no trappings, but you'll get plenty of cock, I still enjoy gay clubs and those fuckers love baldies.

yeah, I go to the gym.
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Happy New Year, Russia!
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>>717281504
Ouch, that one hurt a bit :,^)
>>717281676
So I'll have to think about something besides dicks...
>>717281651
Hail emperor Trump Pence.
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>>717281527
You can draw on my face, but only if its tasteful. I'd prefer tribal style stuff

>>717281583
-surveys the area hastily, then leans in and kisses your lips softly-
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>>717281324
welll I absconded 7 bottles (prosecco brut) for myself... and now I'm starting on the beer.

remmeber I''ve pissed all over the toilet while singing zombie in mah head.


damn, I'm baffled by the fact I even can type... or read... the letters aren't blurry still.


ooooohhh dooors again. riders on the storem.
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>>717281947
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>>717281583
Well, I guess I could...one of the things stopping me at the moment is how much junk I still have in the house. I still have a bunch of fried chicken I got to celebrate, and I'll probably still finish it tonight, but I'll feel pretty bad about it.
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>>717281947
>*returns the kiss happily*
Mm!
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>>717281771
Wasn't meant to hurt. No, if I wanted to hurt you, I woulda called you a moetron.
In fact, if you want we can share some catnip.
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>>717281993
I spelled zo-oh-om-bie on the wall with piss. I'm still proud of it. crap, I'll regret this tomorrow....
>>
>>717282205
Consider it the last time for 2016 and donate whatever you have left to someone else! There aren't many people who would turn down free junk food.
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>>717281344
>you will never be raped by a sleep paralysis demon
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>>717281993
The doors fucking rock, man. Listen to Changeling if you get a chance. Its so damn groovy

>>717282116
Goddamn space communists. Go back to where you came from

>>717282233
-wraps my arms around you and smiles-
Mm, hehe...Happy New Year to you, too!

>>717282371
...is it bad that I know who this artist is
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>>717282274
Why is it that Chen's are always so chill? Pass the kush little buddy.
>>
remu, you seem more tame tonight.
you're usually more proactive.

what's wrong?
year's end blues?
civilizational discomfort?
>>
>>717282360
W-Well I live with my mom and sister and we don't have a ton of money so I don't know about donating things...

M-Maybe I could just eat it, but eat under the calorie limit?
>>
>>717282546
changeling is actually new to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPQn5XwW8aY

t-thanks anon
>>
>>717282546
>*touches her cheek*
W-what a great way to start it!
>>
my cat came back.
damn she had a rough nite.
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>>717282719
Sure, that works.

>>717282574
Not a lot of people need advice or anything. What am I supposed to do besides kiss cuties ?
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my friends need to be stopped. they are singing a cruel angel's thesis for some reason
>>
>>717282722
No problem hoss. The Doors are my shit. Happy New Year to ya

>>717282758
-brushes your cheek quickly-
I couldn't agree more. Such a nice way to begin the year. Also...no cuties here, nothing to see here
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>>717283112
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>>717282551
Cause we're cats. Now get ready to see some shit.
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>>717282865
I asked for it and you denied it.
you meanie.


ahhhhhhh.

grrrrrrrrrrrr.

everybodyyyy loves mah babe, everybobody. she get high tu dum tam du duhmmm she gets high


well i don't really care, but shame on you.
or not


when you strange faces come out of the rain tam dam dim du tam dam dim du whe you're...
>>
>>717282865
>pretending these threads are about advice
good joke
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>>717283292
You put something else in this grass, didn't you? Maybe you spiked my drink?
>>
>>717283394
fyi, that was during the transition for two doors songs.

I'm feeling like beele and sebastian now, actually.
>>
>>717282865
C-Could I come back to you for support or updates every now and again?
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>>717283394
Try to run. Try to hide. BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE

>>717283258
Oh hai thar
>>
>>
>>717283506
Nep I told you to your 32 bit face it's catnip.
>>
>>717283112
>*leans in close again*
Really? Because if you were cute I might ask you for another one...

>>717283394
You didn't ask for advice. You're barely coherent enough to ask for another beer.
>>
my cat apparently didn't piss all over herself this year.
she's a big gurl nao.

I'm so proud
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>>717282546
NO YOU YHA JEWISHB HAMBONE SPACE COMMIE
FUCK YOU
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>>717283753
I don't know wether to praise you or feel offended.
>>717283805
What?
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>>717283853
I'm fetching my beers myself. and they far.
like I have walk 2 miles before getting to the party lounge in my house.


and I'm still typing, do me. n-a-o. (see i'm still can be passive-aggressive and put in dashes between letters)
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>>717283604
Hey there Captain Tsun.
>>
ahhh, I'm definentely repurposing the interpretation for do me now Remu.
I'll dream of shrine ladies tonite.
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>>717284281
And they as well will reject you, fuhuhu~
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>>717284080
Catnip. Not sure what it does to game console mascots but to my kind it makes us feel chill and see shit like mice that ain't there.
>>
this one came in my list:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gMq3hRLDD0&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJAVM_gMq3hRLDD0

nice version for anyone who likes florence and the machine ( and has good headphones)
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>>717283853
-turns red again-
A-ah yeah? Well, I wouldn't be opposed to it or anything...Okay, I'll accept being cute, but just for tonight

>>717284206
>Captain Tsun.
Don't take any of this out of context
>>
>>717284418
you can't the dream is mine.
Just throw a bone and let me know if long black hair or brown?
>>
>>717284422
We should try pot brownies together~
>>717284541
What the dick? Uhm, yes?
>>
>>717284527
Good!
>*leans in eagerly and tastes Sonya's lips*

Mmmmn~
>>
>>717284211
just do me.
doubles blessed by kek says you should.
>>
Wheeee~
What's going on in this thread?
>>
>>717284778
Nope, see those are my dubs, not yours. I'm gonna add them to the big pile I sleep under every night.
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this one simply came because I've been listening a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opeETnB8m8w&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJAVM_gMq3hRLDD0&index=2

damn, long intro, but fuck, awesome cage the elephant
>>
>>717284892
exactly, kek said you should.

I know you want it.

>>717284859
I'm hitting on Remu, and she's enjoying it aplenty.
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