>holding spell tags instead of money
paranoid as fuck and watching eva with friends. hows everyone doing?
I need more alcohol!
That would be a very cool ass Reimu.
same here nep.
My new years resolution is to be cute! I'm gonna lose weight and exfoliate and moisturize and everything, and then my feet and armpits will be so cute that no one will be able to resist! Especially not my friends in this thread! Just you wait...!
Thank you! It's not quite time yet for me either, but I thought we could spend some time together until it is.
I love you too! Let's make 2017 great, okay?
I'm doing great! Work went pretty smoothly, and I've been having a nice conversation with my best friend.
in bed chilling, I have a tiny airplane bottle of vodka to drink when the new year hits
then I'm going to fap and sleep
could have gone out with my gf and her family, but I'm tired as shit from work and I've got work tomorrow morning anyway
also, I don't feel like driving all the way to miami tonight with all the drunks on the road
Sounds great! I'm looking forward to it, even if you steal away some of my admirers.
Thank you! What's your plan for the new year?
Oh no! I've been found out!
How drunk do you have to be to mess that one up?
Living the dream.
I found out chugging champagne is a great way to get a quick buzz.
Hi, happy earth orbit cycle thingie.
thats good to hear reimu. have a happy new year.
i hope you have a happy new year my friend.
in fact, this is what I'm having
it was in a gift basket a family friend gave me, I got little airport bottles of booze and clothing for christmas
would have champagne if I had any
Does that means, like, they turned potatos into liquid potato by sheer brute strenght?
Heey! (bit buzzed)
what are you doing for the new year?
>Does that means, like, they turned potatos into liquid potato by sheer brute strenght?
Thanks, perfectly straight guy!
Me too...but I think it's just making me tired. I've barely had anything and I already feel like crashing.
I was planning to drink but it doesn't seem like that's gonna work out, heh. I hope your evening is a bit more eventful!
actually wait I'm wrong, this is corn vodka
> I hope your evening is a bit more eventful!
but I don't, I'm gonna chill tonight
Honestly, I'm not entirely sure, but I'm sure I'll think of something, given enough time.
Make sure you fall onto something fluffy, like a meat grinder...
You fucked up dawg.
Hello to you too!
Yeah. I might just chill with some RCT in bed.
I don't have one of those. Is a shitty torn up couch close enough?
Thanks, Lewder Reimu!
Yeah, uuuh, I dunno, I guess...
you the fortune bitch?
i'm probably the oldest and most hated recurrent poster in your threads.
happy new year ^^^
somehow I only find you when i'm drunk.
who was the side bitch that wanted me so badly/ I'm up for it tonite.
man, I wish this vodka was better
oh well, happy new years
That... would be me, I guess. The first one, I mean. I'm nobody's side bitch. My side bitch outta your league too, ahh.
Hey there, wasted again I see.
Thank you! Happy new year for you too!
You are probably drinking it the wrong way then.
Leagues don't exist, I was just quoting Starboy because I listen to it twice a day.
nope, you were trying to intimidate me but it didn't fly. My attempt seemed to work though.
Now pronounce your stance as subjugated by me.
or the side bitch, what was her name? she sounded way cuter.
Sure. I guess.
Happy new year!
I always search "anon".
>Captcha asked me for fireworks
Good try, but you don't have the right equipment to subjugate me. And how should I know? There are lots of cute girls here.
Thanks, you too!
W-who's your mom?
>not January 1st in Wisconsin yet
Central bros, unite?
Fun fact: Only Alice and I call Anonymous by his full name.
hiiiii remu. I lover yopuuuuuuuu ^^^^
please relieve the fact that I called you a bitch, you've stroke me as a genuinely gentle soul.
the other one though, came accross as a succubus, so no restraints tehre.
Then who's your other mom?
So much drunk people... I love it.
Fuck Kira Yoshikage, pussy ass bitch.
you were both absolutely kind and nasty to same anon in your reply strings.
and I can guarantee you that I do have the correct "equipment" (see, when one elevates a common noun into double quotations it serves the purpose of elevating it from the common parlance into a meta-speech where you can better define it or simply the audience's attention to to that term)
draw, excuse my piss ass drunkness. NO roleplay. Yu're all talking to a real live drunk boy.
>Remu fairy, can you turn me into a real live drunkard? (reference to AI by Spielberg, which is a reference to Pinnochio)
...makes sense, I guess.
Nuh-uh, that's not how it works in Gensokyo. There are barely any guys around, you know!
You're a strange one...
I hope it's a pleasant one for you and your loved ones.
Thanks, you too! We're happy to have your company even if you don't say much!
I'm going to take a piss at 11:59 tonight so the piss will continue into next year and I can say I've pissed across the years.
I also think Kira was a badass, and the bite za dusto opening hyped me so much, it was so good, doesn't makes him less of a pussy ass bitch tho. a badass bitch.
Happy new year buddy! I hope it is a pleasant holiday for you.
Just rape guys.
I have been to an entire galaxy that was literally made of death.
Do you truly think I can't handle Gin-and-tonic Suck-on-yours?
That's the new name for Gensokyo, in case you didn't get the news.
Yeah, fuck that guy
I don't really have a favorite. Ga-Rei Zero is pretty high on the list though.
You might not like it there. You'd be forced to play by the rules I invented or else you'll have a destroyed world on your conscience. We all know how much you like worlds.
I'mparticularly nastier tonight though.
the year tunerned with igonoring the guests and family whilst listening to muse's uprising, that went to a goood mix of radiohead, starting with when i dissapppear completely and whoever can remeber wtf followed after that, there was 2+2=5 and jigsaw falling into place, some random tunes and finally zombie by the craberries which lead me to piss all over my bathrooom....
I have no idea why the uck i told you all of that. maube drunkards really are better people after all.... I ove you love. you're luckis da best. you gonna builçd yuuuuge wallls this year, and you won't pay for it.
I think I shouldn't laugh but we are on /b/ so I would point and laugh at you instead.
Ikr? Metal is Unbendable was great, I can't wait for part 5. And I hear that the manga is on the last arc already!
>Four of Swords
You start the year off quietly, vigilant and taking asylum from the troubles of 2016.
>King of Wands
Entering the field of play is a man with status and honor who overcame his troubled past to achieve great success...
With his help, you achieve a great victory.
What conscience? I-It's not like I care if everyone dies...
Ha, w-well you're a dummy and I think poking you in the eye would shut you off!
>Only two votes on my poll
>one of them is mine
H-Heh, d-don't go around thinking I actually care, though!
No, don't get me wrong, I like drinking and just because of that I didn't call him something worse.
But you are wrong.
Get fucked yo <3
i gotsa brown eyes. and i'lll behave.... for some reasonable time.... plis do me.
(I'lll backstab you soon enough, but don't let those base feelings take ahold of you, you're much more than that)
Come oooon, you care a little~
You don't want a whole plane of existence to be snuffed oooout~
You like worlds, don'tcha boy?
I can't wait either! I've heard part 5 is great
You are right.
GioGio has two daddy's c:
I can't tell if you're asking for a tarot reading or implying that I'd catch feelings if we had sex just one time. Either way, nah.
N-No, it is worlds that I like, but life can fuck off!
I can recreate a world. I might not be able to resurrect someone.
...B-But, that doesn't mean I'm not really powerful!
It just means something about souls, I guess. I don't care, science is better and I don't care about people because they're annoying. They're not even Americans, so I won't be upset.
A-And, you shouldn't joke around about countless lives like that, it makes you sound really cruel.
...at least you admit to being a bully, unlike Reimu.
Happy new anons
Excuuuse me for having a little fun with my job.
Ok, this one takes the cake, most fucked post.
>*party horn sounds*
Here we go, everyone! The ball has dropped at the shrine! Start the fireworks!
Reimu, since I was thirteen I've liked the idea of being cute like a femboy or trap, but I've always been fat and I still am, so I'm currently trying to make my characters like that in video games but it doesn't feel as good. What's wrong with me and what should I do?
It's only special if you behave all the time. Doing it for one night doesn't get you a cookie.
Trips yo. Happy new year senpai.
Count your calories and work out, getting to 1500 calories a day and workout should work I guess, no?
What a beautiful Duwang
But I already have stretch marks and I feel like it's a death sentence since they never go away. I could never lose weight anyway, and I'm really afraid of getting old if I commit myself to that look because people like that never age well. I'm scared of aging in general
I suppose it has.
Here's to 2017 not sucking.
I'm going to kiss the next person whose post ends in a 7.
good luck trying to get me to behave.
It's like we are having a picnic.
You are getting old no matter what, and you are just coming up for excuses to not to commit to it, even though you desire to achieve it, choose between either, keep with the self loath or do something.
Well, I mean... you're gonna get old one day anyway. All you can change about that is what you spent your youth doing, and spending it as a cute and healthy femboy sounds much better than spending worrying about what happens when you get old!
A-Actually, it was just a joke, I'm not kissing a bully. I-I know you'd like it, you're dirty!
I won't. What's this trouble you're always causing anyway? I must have missed it.
What's your birth date?
August 14, 1929 / November 22, 1959.
This might be the year that I die.
Get a move on, youngster, and good night.
I know you are very very lonely, blue man.
I was going to help you on that advice, since I know self-loathers quite well... but I can't stand fat people. fuck'em. just.stop. eating.
doors pleee bulu beee poooo booo pin dum bun dun dun doooom city of of night..... tu dan tu dan tu dan dannn bllium la woman la woman....
oh so now you link me to the thread, fine if anyone needs a fortune cookie just tell me
How about you don't throw insults and I don't blow you up?
Tr-Trust me, I'm not bluffing! The me in this comic is obviously the same me as me. I-I'm really alpha and not afraid to hurt you...
Drunk and tired and i just got home from a new years outing. MERRY NEW YEARS EVERYONE. I WONT REMEMBER ANY OF THIS TOMORROW
you certainly did miss it.
scatman john came into being after my puberty ( and it's tstill shit in the current year), here, have a nice medley: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnP72uUt_pU
>Tfw not new year for another 1 and 3/4 hours on west coast
I'm 19 and the limit for being a decent looking femboy feels so close already, and I haven't even started. I could try it I guess, but I'm so scared of investing that much effort into my appearance knowing it'll just fade away, even sooner if I choose to look cute like that. I'm not sure what I'm going to do then, but I'm not sure what I'm going to do getting old regularly either. It feels like a hard stop either way and I think about it a lot, and sometimes I wonder if I should kill myself when I too old to even have the possibility of looking good and liking my body. I mean as it is, I was never too happy about my body, but there was always the chance to lose weight and make something of it, but old age feels like it's always right over my shoulder. I'm still worried about the stretch marks and lose skin too.
Scat may be shit, but scat isn't shit.
>now they're calling me insane, paranoid and scared
I-It's not my fault, why am I always bullied? Fucking superheroes...
I have a feeling that when you get old, you'll have higher priorities than how you look. Life changes a lot every 5 years, so after 50, you're gonna be a completely different person with completely different things that are important to you. Don't worry about it now! That's a problem for 2067 you, not 2017 you.
Also, you're 19. You're not gonna start looking old for decades if you take care of yourself.
Now's my chance!
i could have been a trap, I actually had 2 consecutive confused lesbian girlfriends (the fact that I loved to go to gay clubs for the good techno must've lent a hand in that regard...), but have no misunderstandings, youth is feeting, just wtf you want while you have it. I fucking hate traps (trauma), but if that's what rocks your boat go all out and get you're boypussy known to all of the internet before your hairline starts receding....
Just get to work out and a better diet, keep it long enough and you'll get used to that lifestyle. You can worry about other stuff later, focus on your present, don't try to live in the future.
C-chance for what, huh?
Hey Nep. I drank some rum in honor of you
I find it funny because your post sounds like SEGA trying to console Sonic, and failing.
To get a New Year's kiss~
the guests and relatives are all gone. o one came in to say goodbye in the office den where I've been hiding.
I never know if I should be thankful or spiteful for that.
and i'm officially out of prosecco.
there's tons of beer though.
Should we molest Sonya? And then doodle on her face when she passes out?
Neat, straight rum I assume?
There is actually a nep girl called Segami if I recall correctly.
A kiss huh?? Well, maybe just cuz its a special occasion...
Prosecco aint bad. I feel like Moscato is better though
WHOA HEY NO RAPE ALLOWED
Depends on why you don't like them, I guess.
Thanks guys...maybe I'll give it a try again. I keep looking into the future, and I think that's a big problem for me. I'm always looking at what might or might not be a good idea in the long run, or how quickly things will leave me in the future that I always end up not making a decision or working towards anything at all. I've never actually managed to lose weight before, but I guess all I can do is try. Counting calories is always intimidating because it's a mathematical thing, and when I look to see how long it would take to be where I want using the amount I'm eating below, it always discourages me, but it does seem like the best way to do it. I'm still really freaked out about the marks and lose skin though.
>Hairline starts receding
Jesus Christ don't say that, I'm paranoid about it enough already. I keep checking it every other day out of compulsion and even when people around me say it's fine, I'm still worried. Receding hairlines feels like one of the easiest and quickest death sentences you can get when you go for a more feminine appearance.
Yup yup. Nassau Royale, imported directly from the Bahamas. Its sweet and smooth, much like Reimu
5 bottles?! Holy fuckballs. And, yeah alot of people say its too sweet. Maybe my sweet tooth is just out of control. And I hear ya about family members intruding in on the place that you're hiding during events
And you're a cancelled game console. So they made you a qt girl instead.
Does that means I'm allowed to doodle on Sonya's face?
That's just giberish for me.
Yep yep! Just because it's New Years, that's all.
>*leans in expectantly*
Wigs work wonders. I don't have hairline problems, but I keep a few on hand in case I wanna change hairstyles or colors without impacting my job if I decide to go purple. What's stopping you?
I'm androginous and got completely baldie before my 25th.
I'm still a cutie, but more on a niche target audience, some bitches love'em baldies. If you're gay, don't fret, no trappings, but you'll get plenty of cock, I still enjoy gay clubs and those fuckers love baldies.
yeah, I go to the gym.
You can do that, but only if you're creative.
Ouch, that one hurt a bit :,^)
So I'll have to think about something besides dicks...
Hail emperor Trump Pence.
You can draw on my face, but only if its tasteful. I'd prefer tribal style stuff
-surveys the area hastily, then leans in and kisses your lips softly-
welll I absconded 7 bottles (prosecco brut) for myself... and now I'm starting on the beer.
remmeber I''ve pissed all over the toilet while singing zombie in mah head.
damn, I'm baffled by the fact I even can type... or read... the letters aren't blurry still.
ooooohhh dooors again. riders on the storem.
Well, I guess I could...one of the things stopping me at the moment is how much junk I still have in the house. I still have a bunch of fried chicken I got to celebrate, and I'll probably still finish it tonight, but I'll feel pretty bad about it.
>*returns the kiss happily*
Wasn't meant to hurt. No, if I wanted to hurt you, I woulda called you a moetron.
In fact, if you want we can share some catnip.
Consider it the last time for 2016 and donate whatever you have left to someone else! There aren't many people who would turn down free junk food.
>you will never be raped by a sleep paralysis demon
The doors fucking rock, man. Listen to Changeling if you get a chance. Its so damn groovy
Goddamn space communists. Go back to where you came from
-wraps my arms around you and smiles-
Mm, hehe...Happy New Year to you, too!
...is it bad that I know who this artist is
Why is it that Chen's are always so chill? Pass the kush little buddy.
>*touches her cheek*
W-what a great way to start it!
Sure, that works.
Not a lot of people need advice or anything. What am I supposed to do besides kiss cuties ?
my friends need to be stopped. they are singing a cruel angel's thesis for some reason
No problem hoss. The Doors are my shit. Happy New Year to ya
-brushes your cheek quickly-
I couldn't agree more. Such a nice way to begin the year. Also...no cuties here, nothing to see here
Cause we're cats. Now get ready to see some shit.
I asked for it and you denied it.
everybodyyyy loves mah babe, everybobody. she get high tu dum tam du duhmmm she gets high
well i don't really care, but shame on you.
when you strange faces come out of the rain tam dam dim du tam dam dim du whe you're...
You put something else in this grass, didn't you? Maybe you spiked my drink?
Try to run. Try to hide. BREAK ON THROUGH TO THE OTHER SIDE
Oh hai thar
Nep I told you to your 32 bit face it's catnip.
>*leans in close again*
Really? Because if you were cute I might ask you for another one...
You didn't ask for advice. You're barely coherent enough to ask for another beer.
NO YOU YHA JEWISHB HAMBONE SPACE COMMIE
I don't know wether to praise you or feel offended.
I'm fetching my beers myself. and they far.
like I have walk 2 miles before getting to the party lounge in my house.
and I'm still typing, do me. n-a-o. (see i'm still can be passive-aggressive and put in dashes between letters)
That's not a question.
And they as well will reject you, fuhuhu~
Catnip. Not sure what it does to game console mascots but to my kind it makes us feel chill and see shit like mice that ain't there.
this one came in my list:
nice version for anyone who likes florence and the machine ( and has good headphones)
-turns red again-
A-ah yeah? Well, I wouldn't be opposed to it or anything...Okay, I'll accept being cute, but just for tonight
Don't take any of this out of context
I'm not, it is perfectly within context, Captain Tsun.
We should try pot brownies together~
What the dick? Uhm, yes?
>*leans in eagerly and tastes Sonya's lips*
What's going on in this thread?
Nope, see those are my dubs, not yours. I'm gonna add them to the big pile I sleep under every night.
this one simply came because I've been listening a lot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opeETnB8m8w&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJAVM_gMq3hRLDD0&index=2
damn, long intro, but fuck, awesome cage the elephant