well about four months ago i told you faggots i was in line to inherit about 82 milion dollars from my perverted uncle who molested me as a kid after a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit it's official i am the richest motherfucker on /b/..first one to roll trips gets $35000
Betty White will die on January 19th, 2017 at the age of 95..
Well, about 65 million years ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 157 million dollars from a crustacean from the paleozoic era who molested me as a protozoa. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official... I am the richest organism in the /b/iosphere. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now. First person to roll trips gets an ediacaric biota to their paypal.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
well yeah but I just was the first one to roll trips, didnt know how to reply with my like same trip things cus im a newfag but I sent a pciture of the thing that shows if you wrote the comment or not and I sent him my email so im waiting for a reply.
well about 15 years ago I told you cis fags I was in line to inherit about 28 trillion dollars from my great grand daughter who molested me as a kid after a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit it's official i am the richest motherfucker on /b/..first one to roll trips gets $.25
I don't always get trips, but when I do it's worth 35 large.
Doesn't hurt to try
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Kwertyuiop cause if I win how the fuck would youcontact me get me the money, right?
I'm running out of pictures
I really need this.