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Do you even get laid?

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Do you even get laid?
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>>717261352
idk i kinda gave up after i got my heart broken
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>>717261352
Not for 24 years
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no wtf is this no furrries
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>>717261746
poor fag
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>>717261633
someone fucked her better?
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>>717261352
Not in a very, very, very long time...
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oh yeah I get ALL the pussy
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>>717261813
yes
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nope
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why do you guys your not getting laid, I don't men to become faggots
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>>717261352
From 16 up to 25 got laid on and off, 8 of those years was in a relationship so laid regularly. Since breaking up at 25 until now at 27 haven't touched a woman every once. Hang out with them often but just don't have the drive to want to deal with women at all. Waiting for a woman I can stand being around beyond just sticking my dick in. Jacking off has been acceptable so far.
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>>717261352
What's this postition called?
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why do you guys say your not getting laid, I don't want men to become faggots.*
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>>717261999
checked
still a nigger fag
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>>717261860
nah man it was just a highschool thing
long story short she moved away
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>>717262022
why is it a turn on when people speak in broken english? i'd like it to stop
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>>717262137
Climb to the top
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>>717262225
Are you a nigger or white trash?

Those could be your problem.
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>>717262225
jealous? full of hate? mr.talktomuch?
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>>717261352
haha no why would I do that grose
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>>717261352
sauce?
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>>717262351
neither. i don't like it when the poster is non-white though
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>>717262128
My situation exactly.
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>>717262444
what? nice trips
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>>717262499
me enjoy only that its online now so
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>>717262448
ghetto booy bro,
more???
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>>717262448
fake and disgusting
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>>717262551
what?
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>>717262646
yes
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>>717261352
>get laid?

No but I do the fucking but you can lay there and watch op
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>>717261352
does in the butt count?
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>>717262322
Stop messing with my intelligence anon, what is it really called?
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>>717262683
Im implying that the "sauce" is only here that's my cock and i just uploaded it
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Horny hot girl wants to fuck. Only 2 miles away. Click here now to have some fun ;)
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>>717262551
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>>717262841
that's actually what its called man
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>>717262869
thank fuck it's not cf-sn*ple*k
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Nah nigga, ol reliable do the job for cheap
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>>717262850
nice b8 cause i have another webm of that vid
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>>717262683
say what one more goddamn time. I double dare you
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>>717262920
gtfo with that gay shit
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>>717261352
nope
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>>717263073
what?
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>>717263097
why though?
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>>717263073
Nani?
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>>717263056
post it bitch
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>>717263087
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>>717262195
Sauce?
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>>717261352
have a girl i've been dating off an on... we fuck maybe a few times a month

trying to date other girls... had a sexy puerto rican that let me creampie multiple times a night and got ghost'd... she texted me on xmas asking why i stopped talking to her
> women

had a chinese girl that was perhaps one of the worst lays in my life as a fuck buddy for a while
> only missionary
> with condom
> no bjs
> no hjs

i stopped it because jerking off was more interesting

> be me
> late 20s
> own condo in the bay area
> good job + educated
> drive a motorcycle

i know this isn't the usual on /b/
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>>717261352
Nope, had chances, but said no
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yes twice, one it just happened and the other one we just went in my room
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>>717263782
i like it
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>>717263782
why even bother with that Chinese girl that sounds like torture
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if i dont get laid this year im just gonna cut off my dick. i should be able too because im starting college.
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>>717264232
100lb 5'6" chinese girl you meet on tinder that says she's DTF is appealing at first
> bush was so big my vietnam vet uncle had nightmares

she liked how i fucked her i guess... i was like literally guy #2

it was pretty awful but having a girl let you fuck for about 4 months is mildly interesting
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>>717262939
>>717264403
>>717264403
Identify as a woman then.
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>>717264403
mods?
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>>717264533
thx man preciate it
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>>717264774
Isn't that then "in" thing though? Probs find some hipster chix that would be done for that shit.
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>>717264543
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>>717261352
yup, ask your mum lmao
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>>717263742
It's from a movie, frayed
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