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Why don't you have a girlfriend yet /b/?

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Why don't you have a girlfriend yet /b/?
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>>717257367
They are expensive and are cause more problems than they solve.
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>>717257367
show me an ugly dude with a 8/10 girl and i'll feel like you need a reason. That guy is obviously more attractive than you or I and thus easily will get a gf
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>>717257367

I do, she's my perfect little petite playmate
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>>717257367
But I do. Why don't you?
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>>717257367
>/b/
well there you go
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Seeing a girl for 4 months, told her i loved her and she said she wasnt looking for anything serious, despite acting like she was.
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I'm ugly and autistic.
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>Yet
I 20 and never had one and I don't think I ever will
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because...
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I like big black dick
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Mines sitting behind me on my bed bitching about how we never spend time together EVEN THOUGH WE WENT OUT EARLIER TODAY AND DID SHIT.

God damnit. I'm sitting at my desk trying to drink and relax and she's back there bitching about literally everything.
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I do. And I truly love her.

Despite my love for her, I still slap and choke her during sex and shove my cock down her throat until she comes up gasping for air.

We never talk about it though so I assume she's cool with it???
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>>717257946
You fucked up anons, she'll probably cheat on you now. Hope not for your sake.
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>>717258085
i feel you dud
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>>717257367
Cause I'm a worthless NEET
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>>717258339
obviously
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>>717257367
I actually have 3 black cuties gfs
A slim petite one, an athletic fit tomboy, a curvy thicc one

pure bliss
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>>717258567
How small?
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>>717258339
My girlfriend wants me to do this to her. Which I won't and never will. It's pathetic and weak.
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>>717258319
See this is what you man children do t understand. It's not all romance and sex. It's whining and bitching and shelling out tons of cash for a vagina to fuck.
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>>717258790
Dawg if you won't do it she's gonna find a guy that will.
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>>717258790
Fucking pussy. That's why she'll leave you one day.
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>>717258895

you're an idiot. you need to find a better person in general or in the most likely case, get any girlfriend.
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>>717257367
Cause I born with a confluence of unlucky alleles.
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>>717257367
I married her and I regret. Having kids is nice but I miss my sex life.
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>>717257367
cuz ur mum wants to keep it on the low low
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>>717257367
Because i was stupid and got married.
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I'm ugly
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>>717257367
Fuck off OP, i had one till yesterday. Grab the nearest object and ram it down your throat.
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>>717259131
This
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I'm socially inept and talking to a couple girls right now. The problem is I have a small dick like 3 inches? How do I make up for it/ make it work???
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>>717257367
my wife wont let me
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>>717257367
>Overweight
>Aspie
>Smoke weed everyday
>Haven't cleaned appartment in two years
>And more!
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>>717259748
>Forgot to add ridiculously small penis
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>>717257367
This picture annoys me.

Why does that 3/10 hoe walk with that 8/10 bro?
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they cost too much
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>>717259861
Because that 3/10 hoe is rich and famous.
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I'm pretty much fine without one. I recognize there are several downsides to not having a girlfriend, but as with most things in life there are upsides as well. I can move wherever I want, spend my time as I please, and make decisions without consulting her.

One thing I really see as a benefit is that a handful of expenses can be reduced if I have a girlfriend such as living space.

A significant issue with me is I don't connect well emotionally with others. I can get along well with most people, but having some deep emotional connection that girls mostly look for is not something I do. Also flirting and intimacy make absolutely no sense to me. Girls have bluntly thrown sex on the table before and I just don't bite at all.

The thing I'm really afraid of is that I'll be way too far down the road I'm going to really change myself for the better for someone I value. Also that the older you get, I'm 25, the slimmer the pickings get as the percentage of damaged, selfish, emotionally volatile people goes up.
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Because I don't know how to talk to women, and I'm scared of the word "no"
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>>717258488
She left me the same day
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>>717257367
Because I'm Black, and I live in a very white neighborhood. And despite what you see in porn and the media we blacks are an acquired taste to them.
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>>717258895
It's either that or she's just dumb as fuck.

>She is
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>>717259974
Yeah, but still the guy could have cashed in some 5/10 celeb at least.... The bitch is literally what happens when you slap Dawkins face on a female brit body.
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>>717259941

My GF makes like, $45K a year. It's not baller status and less than I make, but she makes significant contributions to paying bills, paying down the mortgage, and saving for retirement.

If you're dating a competent adult, it is a net gain to your financial position.

My GF is particularly inexpensive anyway. We blew off attending a NYE event tonight to stay home, fuck, and watch Star Wars.
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>>717258632
>pure imagination
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>>717259976
This is very accurate to my own situation, but I'm 18 lol.
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>>717257367
>be me
>go to gym everyday
>daydream about gym
>kinda popular, have a few good friends
>plenty of girls approach me
>drive them away with obsessive and somewhat antisocial behaviour
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>>717259976
whoops reading this makes me sound like an oxymoron. I'm fine with not having a girlfriend if I haven't met someone I actually like. I'm picky. But if someone does come along then I'd like to be able to put myself out there which I'm not sure I can do.
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>>717260227
Lucky you. All my ex did was spend my money like it was cumming out of my dick.
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Sounds like a fun night!
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>>717260474
Yeah, but did she make you cum???
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>>717260584
Only when I thought of her mom while I fucked her.
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>>717257367
I do have a girlfriend, we've been dating for 5 months and I told her I loved her and she said finally I was waiting for you to say that and then we kissed. I genuinely think she is the girl I'm going to marry
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>>717259941
honestly if you're dating someone like that, you should drop her. You want to date someone who can stand on her own two feet. If she can't then she'll just be a burden. Life is a lot better when you put two solid incomes together.
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>>717259941
If that's what you say to make yourself feel better
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>>717258692
5 x 4 bra
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>>717258632
>>717260296

I had a girlfriend I loved in the past, we even got engaged
shit happenened, now I'm going solo
Unlike you social cucumbers, I actually get a lot of pussy and I love to diversify
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>>717260984

jeez that is pretty small. Condolences my man.
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>>717260737
Na bro always have doubt incase shit doesnt work out
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>>717261240
Ja ima have to fuck hookers fo life
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>>717260984
inches???
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>>717260737
Mine too man. Been together 5 years and live together now. Best thing to happen to me
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When i start to talk to a grill, i always bury myself in other shit to where i can't spend time with them.
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>>717261626
yep
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>>717257367
Fat, balding, have a sweating problem, small dick, cutting scars, shitty personality, don't know how to communicate on a personal basis with normies, scared of women and relationships and intimacy, hate them, don't even try, turned down a couple when i was younger.

That's about it, im just a headcase
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>>717259748
Pics of apt please
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>>717259858
And penis pic
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>>717257367
because i'm overweight and akward
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>>717258074
It's not worth it brah
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>>717258074
Same. Weird thing is older women ask me sometimes if I have a girlfriend, and then act strange when I say no.

Oh well
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Any one here know the pain of having a huge beak nose?

It doesnt matter if im fit, have money, educated, whatever. Im disqualified as soon as see sees me at profile view. No fucking chance.

pic sorta related
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>>717263754
Least yo dick prolly isnt small
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>>717257367
Because I'm a 37- year-old unemployable piece of shit who lives with his parents. I only leave the house to go lift, and I don't talk to any women when I'm there.

>long story short, a lot of bad shit happened, and the last thing I need is a girlfriend.
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>>717259625
You have to be the most charismatic guy ever. Sorry Dude.
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>>717260332
me, fam.
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>>717260118
Jesus You Sound like a HUGE INFERIORITY COMPLEX FAGGOT.
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>>717263109
>Turned down a couple when younger
Ok so you see they somewhat cared for you before you ruined yourself right? So hating at least.
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>>717264989
Wait what?
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Women are below me, at least I haven't been shown otherwise. Sorry ma.
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>>717257522
/thread.
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>>717257367
ill lose money and im already fuckin poor. all i need a woman for is sex and hookers will always be there
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autistic faggot of course
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>>717257807
I'm on /b/ all the time, and I have a girlfriend. My sister is great.
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>>717257367
I'm 32 but I like my independence and have a mix of girls to get laid with or hang out/ socialise with on demand. If I ever want to travel overseas or go away for the weekend, I can normally find a girl to keep me company. Don't really have any problem finding new women...but sometimes I'm not sure if I have an awesome life or a pathetic one :( I'm not sure if those in couples would choose my life if they could or all those people genuinely want to be in 1:1 couples forever.
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Ugly
Poor
Small penis
Ugly
0 skill with girls
Thin
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>>717257367
Because I don't want children and this leaves a very small pool of women. Also the risk of being financially screwed in a divorce/ break up seems huge there days. Then to top it all off, I believe most people cheat and it's only going to get worse as new things like tinder come along. I enjoy dating someone for 6-12 months, but it inevitably leads to some type of permanent arrangement that doesn't seem sustainable.
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Because my wife reads my texts.
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im this close to killing myself anyways why bother
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>>717257367
I tried, but she wasn't looking for anything serious.
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>>717269221
Got a date picked out?
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>>717257367
Because I hold higher standards for myself; I'm ugly yet fit, and the only women who find interest in me are slovenly or damaged.
Hell, I turned 21 a little while ago, and what have I turned up with? Absolutely nothing; the farthest I've ever been with a girl is hand holding in eighth grade.
I really hate my life
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>>717263754
I have a Neanderthal profile, I understand...
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>>717257367
I can get them but I struggle with keeping them for more than a month.
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I just don't give a fuck. I don't have friends and my family doesn't talk to me. I'm pretty sure I'm just an asshole.
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>>717269976
Nice bro, how do you get them off ?
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Because im ugly.
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>>717257367

Just lucky I guess
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im fat, i have a baby dick, i have no conficence because of my babydick, and im a sad alcoholic.

also im a lil drunk right now.
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single fag here been single for more than 18 years.
> nb4 this dude is only ~18 years old
I am 37 years old
I go for the pump and dump proposition.

From my perspective, when it comes to a relationship, at least in most cases, the male takes on most of the risk in a relationship. While females only really take on an emotional risk, the males take on not only emotional risk, but financial, and if kids are involved, more financial risk coupled with more emotional risk from being prevented from seeing one's own children.

So I choose to live the "single" life, that is not to imply sexless. Just booty calls, if she starts to get too serious, I say goodbye and find another to add to the roster.
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>>717270923
By the time anyone sees ur dick, you've already "won"....dunno why people get so worked up about their tiny dicks. If you make out and then leave to put a condom on then most won't even see your dick. Then once your in, they can't really tell size THAT well
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>>717270385
I can't tell if you're talking about sex or my ability to get rid.
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Idk /b/ros
You tell me
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>>717271244
I am choosing the same kind of life....life is good for a free male in his twenties/ thirties , but I do worry that this life style isn't sustainable when we are old and ugly. Female take on the risk of being strung along without getting children or not being able to marry late age. These are substantial core identity risks for them.
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>>717271373
i think you fail to understand just how small my cock really is.

i mean, its like 3.5 inches fully hard.


aint no woman gonna want that.
fml
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>>717272026
Go down on them and then make an excuse to cut it short.....haha short
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>>717271687

Typically speaking, men tend to gain value with age, we tend to make more money the older we get, and we remain sexually viable for much longer into our lives. Due to the above mentioned, we also tend to be more stable as we age. Meaning as older men we have the ability to attract younger women.
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>>717272026
kek. short. i get it. cuz my peen is tiny.

fml.
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>>717272026
You need to jelq the shit out of your dick
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>>717271612
(Cont.)
I almost hit it off with this girl. She's really nice and we have really good chemistry, but we never synced up. Granted she's about 2 1/2 years younger than me. I'm 18 and she's about to turn 16.
If things did work out, do you /b/ros think the age gap would be weird?
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>>717257367
>2017
>not having a qt waifu pillow

fucking normie
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>short
>ugly
>small penis
>autistic
>no intelligence
>no skills
>low income
>given up
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>>717257367
>I'm a fat.
>I'm a neurotic coward.
>I'm not a handy man.
>I'm hopelessly a middle class professional.
>I'm short, bald, and have average intelligence.
>My dick is on the small side of average.
>My experience with women is lack luster.

Though none of these things should limit me from having a girl friend, the one thing that does is my experience with girlfriends. Over the years in a hand full of relationships I have learned the following:

>I would rather be alone by myself than be alone with a girlfriend beside me.

>I would rather not endlessly disappoint and hurt them because I don't want to have children.

>I would rather not disappoint or hurt them because I don't want to lose my rights to their whims in a domestic situation.

>I know the kinds of women that would go for a guy like me and I am not pleased with my options.

>I know that sex/lust fades fast so that looks are not enough.

>I know that without looks, a personality is not enough. And that you can't fuck and go down on someone you find sexually repulsive indefinitely with out them finding out and getting hurt.

>If decreasing amounts of increasingly valueless sex are all that I am to get out of a relationship, it's at a really really steep cost.
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I dont really want one again, its always been a lot of hassle and stress and i think it would be unfair on them to date anyone now because of my declining mental health
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It probably has to do with the fact that I have a boring personality and an under bite which makes me look hideous.
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If this guy can do it, so can you.
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>>717257367
I barely leave my apartment, so unless a girl posts up in the hallway between my bedroom and kitchen I'm shit out of luck.
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>>717273580
That guy is ugly and greasy looking but I bet you he is wicked smart and quite successful and she is probably not all that smart and not as successful. Never forget that. Women always choose partners that are better than themselves. If you are their equal, watch out, they will throw you under the fucking bus the minute they figure that out.
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>>717273879
l1terally me
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engineering major. campus is ~75:25 guy:girl, classes are 97:3 guy:girl. I also hate going out to parties so I don't meet many new people, much less any new girls. I'm pretty happy just hanging out with my friends though
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i'll be 20 next week

never had a gf, never held hands, never kissed

i guess this is year I delete myself
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>>717257367
Because I'm a sad, undesirable person
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>>717257367

because I'm married
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>>717274862
follow-up: had a girlfriend senior year of high school and second semester freshman year of college. Didn't work out and been single ever since
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>>717257367
Because girls fuck over or across
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Because even though I'm above average in looks, and have a personality I'm fucked when it comes to meething new people. They either are the new age Libtards or are something I'm not looking for.

Example: Good looking girl and me get chatting, they turn out to be a feminist, I can't stand that shit, so I don't go further.
OR
Example 2: Me and cute girl get talking, girl turns out to be a smoker or wants kids. Neither are things I like, or want. So fucked there too.

Mix that with me working night shift, and not a drinker... and meeting women is nearly imposible.
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>>717275395
you sound a lot like me anon
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I'm:
A. Fat
B. Poor
C. Dull
D. Autistic
E. (this isn't really a reason but i'm gonna include it anyways) I had a girl, she was bat shit crazy, thought she was Asian, she was stupider then hell, and she cheated. She ruined my Rep in high school, and I haven't had a girl since.
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I have crooked teeth and an underbite
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