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What's an effective way of dying that also isn't too

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What's an effective way of dying that also isn't too painful

I've thought about cutting my wrists but will i really bleed enough unless it's super deep and painful? Honestly I hate the sight of blood anyways but I just won't look lmao
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just do something that's sure to kill you, like jumping off a gigantic building or step in front of a train. if you wanted to die so bad you'd actually find a way to do it instead of posting a thread on b
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>>717256894

Fuck off dude, I've seen people survive both those things and it's fucked. I don't want to risk that and being in serious serious pain.

That's why I'm posting a thread on /b/ you faggot.

I know a lot of people would probably have knowledge about this stuff here. I'm sure you're all depressed losers like me.
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>want to kill himself

>cant deal with the pain

kill your self
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Exit Bag
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>>717257727

Oh I am laffin

Really I'm just super depressed. So depressed and lazy and I just want an easy out. I don't want to have to go outside and I don't want it to be super painful.

>>717257974
Don't I have to buy a ton of shit for that. people would know what's up.
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aids
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>>717258059
You just need a tank of helium which is like 50 bucks. Use a vacuum hose and put a bag over your head with the hose inside of hit and use a rubber band or something to seal it
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>>717257117
u're gay
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>>717258529
There's no way I'd be able to get a helium tank without my partner knowing about it. We share finances and everything. He'd see the bill or some shit.

>>717258542
Haha
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>>717258059
If you're not willing to prepare, then why did you even make this thread?
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>>717256756
>>717258746
yeah just kys
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>>717256756
Opiate OD. I accidentally OD'd. EMT said my heart was stopped when he got to me and my lips were allready blue. Zero pain at all. It actually felt fucking amazing.
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whatever you do, don't overdose on tylenol or any OTC medication

its a horrific, irreversible, several day process of pain and inevitable regret
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>>717258746

Can you just maybe fuck off? If you're not going to offer ideas, then scram.

>>717258904
Hoho fuck that is funny XDD

>>717259072
Now that's kinda interesting. I'll look into that.

>>717259184
Yep, already know about that thankfully.
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>>717258709
Why the fuck does the bill matter if youre dead? You're not only depressed, you're retarted.
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>>717259298
If you can, get Fentanyl. That's what I OD'd on. Super fucking easy to do. It takes very very very little. Also, people may just think it was an accident. But honestly, don't kill yourself. This life is so short anyways so don't make it shorter. If you are that depressed then change some stuff in your life. Find a new job, new bf/gf, start taking molly and going to raves, start using good drugs. Idk man, just find a way to enjoy life.
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>>717256756
Genuinely curious. Why do you want to die, OP?
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Buy a gun and kill yourself after the purchase
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>>717259910

The bill matters because my husband would see it and know. Make sense? You're the retard here.

>>717260043
I'll do some research on fentanyl! Thanks.

>>717260051
It's not really relevant and talking about it does nothing anyways. Trust me, I've been asked about it before multiple times and everytime I've just been sitting there listening to them say shit that they think is helpful for 10 minutes and then I have to pretend it helped to not seem rude and like, it's just so pointless.
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>>717260536
Guns are trickier in Australia.
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>>717256756
Death by snu snu
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Hey if you're gonna kill yourself why don't you just leave your spouse?
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>>717260831
I don't know. It'd take a while I suppose. I'd have to move out, find a place, and then kill myself. Seems pointless.

I know it's kinda selfish because he'd have to deal with the body but he's a tough guy, I know he'd be fine.
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>>717261063
At least when you die you won't have to be there to see him fall into depression and kill himself as well.
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>>717261410
He's got his life together. Honestly I think he'd be a lot happier without me anyways, y'know? I feel like I burden him. I know he'd be okay.

The only thing I'd feel remorse about is not being able to pay him back for some things. I really wanted to. It's just going to take way too long.
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>>717261063
Killing yourself is the most selfish thing you can ever do. Don't be an asshole anon. Fucking live for other people. Make a difference in people's lives. Become friends with someone who has none. Adopt an under privileged kid and give them a better life. Or save some dogs from an animal shelter and devote your spare time to them.

Another option other than an OD would be to take a shit ton of ketamine while in the deep end of a pool. You will be 100% sedated and you will feel nothing when you drown.
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Jump out from a tall building. Even gives you the opportunity to make some sweet backflips.
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>>717261759
He won't be fine. He will blame himself for the rest of his life. Everyone you know will blame themselves too. Selfish.
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Or drown yourself. I've heard it should be a peaceful way to go
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>>717261759
Is he allowed to keep your stuff? And are you sure you don't want to see what 2017 looks like?
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>>717262032
He's probably the only person I actually know. My only friend and he'd be the only one affected. I don't go outside, I don't have friends. I have severe anxieties and mental issues.

Do you know how hard it is to take care of someone like that?

I'd think he'd be relieved. Sure, he'd be sad for a while but afterwards he'll be a lot happier not having me to look after.

>>717261868

No one wants my help. I'm useless. I'll look into the ketamine option but finding a pool would be hard. Maybe it might work in a bathtub.

>>717262142
Most of it is his. Like 98%. Already seen 2017, don't care much for it.
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>>717260574
I'm not asking to talk you out of it. I'm asking to know whats driving you to end your life.

Whether you kill yourself or not, I'll never find out and it wont affect my life in any way.
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>>717262900
Right, my bad. I have zero desire to talk about it either way. Sorry.
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>>717258709
>he'd see the bill
>he

tits or gtfo.
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>>717263370
Or maybe I'm just a queer.
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>>717263478
>Said spouse was tough guy
>suggests he's a faggot
Kek
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>>717263478
explains why you want to kill yourself.

just put the car in the garage, leave it running, and take some downers / opiates, and fall asleep. oh, and keep the windows down.
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>>717256756
just overdose on heroin man
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>>717263648

You can be tough and a faggot. Wanting to pound boypuss doesn't make you not tough. If anything I think it'd make you tougher by crushing other men.

Just a thought.

>>717263709
Don't have a car or a garage.

>>717263847
Getting heroin with zero social connections might be tricky.
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>>717262576
How have you seen 2017 already?
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>>717264527
I'm now in 2017. So far it's just as shitty as all of 2016 so I'd like to leave now.
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1. Buy a can of air duster
2. Fill the bath tub full of water
3. Get into the tub
4. Huff the air duster until you pass out
5. Drown peacefully
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>>717264013
TOR plus alphaBay for heroin and fent.
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>>717264828
That's what happened to my brother except he was at a lake... accidental.

Feelsbadman. Thanks for reminding me.
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>>717264828
Hey, this seems feasible.

>>717265030
And a confirmation, nice. Sorry about your brother.

>>717264902
Sweet, thanks
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>>717265030

Sounds like natural selection took place that fateful day.
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>>717265309
He was 13 and didn't know any better. His asshole cousin who was like 17 showed him how to huff while they were hanging out by a lake. He'd never tried any drugs before that and knew nothing about the dangers of huffing.
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PLZ SPREAD ME LIKE CANCER SO OTHERS CAN C ME TOO
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Essentially a combination of carbon monoxide and sleeping pills. Set up the hose and get in the car, take some sleeping pills , not enough to overdose, but more than normal then wait till start feeling tired and turn the ignition,get comfy. You can even pop in your favorite cd to help lull your eternal sleep.
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>>717265668
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Either make chlorine gas in the bathtub (i think that is painful) with draino and bleach or just bring the bbq inside and have it on. Leave windows closed, CO will kill you peacefully.
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Mix bleach and ammonia = mustard gas, just breathe
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>>717259072
Yeah, this. You just nod off and that's it.
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>>717257117

yah, rmember those guys who jumped form wtc during 9/11 and survived
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you are a such fucking fag op just hurry up for fucks sake and buy some rope and neck yourself off a bridge
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gram of heroin, inject that shit. you'll be out before you even finish emptying needle
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Just turn on your stove gas and lock all doors and windows you'll fall asleep and die peacefully but do not kys tho
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Have someone shoot you up with a large dose of heroin. Orgasmic rush before painless blackout and life done. If you want to go for the gold, speedball it up (heroin+coke). Your dick with erupt with diamonds and fireworks as your heart explodes. Should your heart fail to explode, no worries, the coke wears off fast and the heroin will cause the painless blackout and death as mentioned above.
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Why are you going to kill yourself?
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>>717256756
don't do it, but I've always wanted to drive myself off a cliff in a blaze of glory, so you could do that
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>>717267554
Mental issues.

>>717267932
Yeah man, that'd be swell if I had a car and a cliff.
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>>717267932

You realize that the likelyhood of your car exploding after being driven off a cliff is slim, right? If anything, you'd likely be doing it it a remote location so there would be nobody there to witness. The only glory you'd get is 3 days later when they discover your bloated, mangled body pressed up against the steering wheel.
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Any other way would be more respectable. Just shoot yourself or take everything in your medicine cabinet and drink a 40 or two.
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gonna leave this here
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if you're gonna kill yourself anyways, can you post tits?
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>>717268898
can confirm, it works. i've tried it and i died.
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>>717269060
Kek
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>>717269133
nice dubs
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let's delve into our sadness together, OP.
>have schizoaffective/schizotypal/adhd/anxiety
>adhd helps with my impulsiveness, so i try to kill myself a lot. obviously, it's never worked. i've come really close though
>medication is working, but i still have my moments
>used to be abused off my father
>he left us when i was 3
>no friends
>bad grades
>dumb as fuck
>all my old friends hate me
>single, havent had sex for a year
>traumatized from my father's abuse
>wake up every morning, wishing death would befall upon me
>fuck my life, OP.
what are is your kampf, op?
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