Ask someone who is from the future anything.

would anyone care if I killed myself

>>717254444
I don't know who you are, so I couldn't say.

How do i shot web?

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Anything interesting for the next 5 years?

>>717254545
here's a hint. I'm a well known personality and I am heavily involved with an extremely popular science fiction movie series

Is Trump gonna get assassinated?

>>717254444

Nice quads

>>717254444
checked

>>717254361
Are Yuropoors ever gonna kick the mudshits out?

>>717254609
Donald Trump actually does some positive things for america, and survives two assissination attempts. Also, a few more important celebrities die.

>>717254625
Read above

>>717254361
When will the ayy lmaos reveal to us, so we can start having intergalactic orgies?

>>717254756
Not particularly, no.

>>717254860
You and your kids will be dead before any extraterrestrial makes contact with the human Earth.

>>717254620
Darth Vader?

>>717254620
I still don't know who you are, but if you're well known then I would assume yes.

I may not be from this time, but I still don't know who you are.

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>>717255019
what If the ayys revive me? I can have intergalactic necrophilic sex in the moon.

>>717255389
Not possible. Sorry to break it to you.

Am I going to die?

>>717255631
Everyone in this generation will die.

>>717254361

Will I lose my virginity?

>>717255839
I'm not psychic, i'm not a psychologist, I can't help you with relationship troubles. And I do NOT know who you are, or if you will get laid.

Are you here to stop all the horrible deaths of celebrities that happened this year?

>>717256169
Everyone has already died. So obviously not. And no, I am not allowed to stop them from dying, even if I wanted to.

>>717255972
I'm not a virgin kiss, at 12 I kissed a pretty 14-year-old girl, now I'm 20 and I'm a damn virgin, I'm not very handsome. Based on this, what do you think?

One last question, until age is "normal" to be a virgin, do you think I have time to lose it?


Thank you

there is no way that chan4 exist in a far away future, how do you even now about this shitpost machine that we all call 4chan.

>>717254444
kek seems to care

>>717256355
Based upon the information you have provided, I think you will absolutely have time to get laid. Good luck to you.

>>717254361
What year are you from and what is happening in your era?

>>717256519
thank you OP, happy new year :)

>>717254361
What kind of society do you live in? What is it like, how is the environment doing as well

>>717256428
Where I come from, we have no need for image boards such as this. But to answer your question, we have immaculate records and know what was a thing, and when.

Consider the Jedi Archives from Star Wars (2002). That is the easiest way for me to explain it.

>>717256767
I will tell you that the environment is doing quite well. In a few decades, the global warming and green movement will essentially save the planet from disaster. Our society is one of racial peace, we still live in what you would call countries, under our own governments, much like today.

On a side note of society, we do not have "robot cops" or anything like that. Doesn't work out very well, it's been done.

>>717254361
Will I ever get laid?

thx u anonsie

>>717257235
see
>>717255972

What happens to ISIS?

>>717254361
how long would i have to live till i can live forever

>>717257356
ISIS continues to grow and remains a threat to be reckoned with. But with everything in history, they are weaker, have less money, have inferior weapons, and end up being "demolished" for the most part.

>>717257406
You and your children will both be dead before such a thought is even possible, sorry, Anon.

,

>>717254361
does anything cool happen in our lifetime WW3,ayy lmaos, natural disaster

>>717257851
There are a few interesting wars to come, if that's what you mean. But, no, there is no WW3 in your lifetime.

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Do you have anything to do with this shit?

>>717254361
What year are you from?

>>717257139
>Our society is one of racial peace

lol faker

>>717258176
No.
>>717258204
2346

>>717258299
I know rite

>>717258299
With an attitude like that, it's a good thing you won't live long enough to find out for yourself.

>>717257616
are u immortal my nigga

what is your purpose for coming from the future to 2016? does detroit ever become predominately white again

What will be the last gen of Pokemon?

>>717257616
that's bullshit I dont want to live if it can't be forever

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In the future I am from, fgat rules the free internet.

>>717258508
No.

>>717258526
We like to come back to New Years Eve's from different years. Ours are not quite the same nor as fun.

>>717258560
Generation 22

Will zozzle be the new kek?

how does the future remember the united states?

>>717254772
Like who

>>717259002
There is still The United States, and we keep immaculate records of the past.

>>717259055
Why should I deny you the surprise? Probably no one you care about, anyway.

>>717259766
I bet you're kept pretty immaculate yourself. What kinds of genitalia do they have in the future.

>>717259989
kek
>>717259871
proof it's fake

>>717259989
Humans have the same genitalia. Although we do not have the same genital diseases that you would experience.

>>717260139
Believe it or don't. Not my problem.

>>717260191
I can can get mine upgraded for extra fun right?

>>717259766
But what are your opinions of us in the past, the decisions we made and the path we walked. Our beliefs our hopes our fears. What do you coming from so far in the future look back and see?

>>717260283
Gender Sex changes are available now, they are available then (although slightly easier to get done). But that is it for "upgrades", sorry, Anon.

>>717260304
I look back at history, and this year, and it's hard to stay calm about it. So many things you could have done differently. So many phenomenons which for me are simple. Such a many conflicts as could be avoided, if our knowledge was available today.

But you know no better, which is fine.

>>717254361
What is the most popular video game in your era OP? Is steam still a thing? Tell us what has changed about video gaming? Are you at like playstation 24 right now fill us in.

>>717254361
when nuclear war gon happen with korea, or isis, or china, or whom????

>>717254361
Tell me the winning lottery numbers for the next 10 years

What time did this post 404 >>717254361 OP?

>>717260599
Whatever. I'm going to have to build my own pajina I guess.

What are the specs on the latest GPU's from nvidia/amd? also whats the highest single thread clock rate on CPU's?

What is space travel like in your time OP? have we colonized mars? have we interacted E.T's yet?

>>717254361
Was yesterday what you expected it would be?

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>>717254361
Can you confirm that Betty White is going to die on January 19th, 2017?

Is the Riemann Hypothesis proven or disproven?
Who is president after trump?
What happens to North Korea?
When will China officially become capitalist?
Why is genetic reconstruction not mainstream per your other comments?
Why is every non genetically altered individual not around 7 feet tall per current predictions?
What do the ayy's look like?
You guys are missing out on the important questions.

>>717260742
Good question. Almost every video game is entirely what you would call 'virtual reality". Steam is no longer a thing; the developers of Valve go on to bigger and better projects.

I think of "The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013)" where Katniss Everdeen is training and is attacked by computer generated cube people which she shoots with a bow. That is the simplest way to describe many of the games you see.

>>717260925
Nvidia/AMD are no longer a thing.

>>717260942
1. Space travel is inexpensive and yet still complicated.

2. We have not colonized the planet Mars entirely.

3. Yes.

>>717261306
Yes.

>>717261444
trips of truth kek approves

>>717261444
Can you tell us what the ET's are like? What they look like, where in the universe they come from? Do they want peace? And what was reaction among religions that aliens are real?

>>717261444
Your trips tell the truth.

Will genderswapping be a thing in the future coz if so fuck me in the puss daddy!

>>717254361
did trump do anything dumb yet?

Does the Image Contane the Message is that why you are here >relay

>>717254772
>important
>celebrities
Choose one

>>717260191

Bet you have that Cthulu Non-euclidean herpes

What will happen when the singularity hits?

>>717254361

How are politics and the economy structured in the United States in your year?

>>717261324
1. Not proven.
2. Liberal.
3. North Korea eventually becomes one with South Korea, thus making a single Korea. By means of war.
4. Are they not essentially Capitalist in today's society already?
5. Genetic Reconstruction is not possible with regards to your science fiction depictions of what you think it would be. There is Gender Sex changes that are available, as they are now (although slightly easier of a procedure.).
Genetics has not changed that quickly, although I suppose it would happen eventually.

>>717261727
Extra Terrestrials do not speak human language, they are not able to mess with the thoughts of others. They can not communicate through sounds, and they often don't hear the frequencies we talk through. Human language us a fickle syntax, and does not work.And they will NOT look like anything that has evolved on this earth.

>>717261819
Genetic Reconstruction is not possible with regards to your science fiction depictions of what you think it would be. There is Gender Sex changes that are available, as they are now (although slightly easier of a procedure.).
Genetics has not changed that quickly, although I suppose it would happen eventually.

>>717261855
See
>>717254772

>>717254361
Are REAL Hoverboards made in the future, that can defy gravity? Or will technology never advance?

Op can you use whatever drawing software your future computers come with and draw us a quick sketch of what your home looks like?

>>717262188
Technological singularity does not occur.

>>717262438
Quite similar to current year. Although no democracy.

>>717262604
Sort of. air plays a big factor in hover.

>>717262915
No, sorry.

>>717254361
Will OP always be a faggot?

>>717262539
:( I wanted to be a chick with a puss puss and shit.

>>717263000

>singularity doesn't occur by at least 2030

Obvious fake.

>>717263046
You would be able to change your genitals, but that is about it.

Aliens when? And whats the future of VR?

>>717254361
where are you from, and how many genders are there?

>>717263128
Isn't that basically switching gender? Aside from the mentality. Because I'd love to get a puss puss and shit.

>>717263244

You and your children will be dead before the arrival of Extra Terrestrials

As for VR
see
>>717261444

>>717263255
There are only two human genders.

are there any companies/organisations that are still a thing? or are they all no longer running

>>717263000
Can you tell us the reason as to why you cant draw us a sketch of the average future home?

What of music in the future?

Or film? Anything? Also... Weird question, is the band 'Visual-Mouse' Famous yet?

Here's something I've never seen someone ask an OP claiming to be from the future for: post an ACT or something similar that would be given in 2017. Since they are eventually released, if you truly are from the future you would be able to obtain a copy. Furthermore, as it is not extremely serious information, it would likely have no cascading negative effects. You literally can't justifiably say no to this one, OP, but I know you will anyways. ;)

>>717263438
Many of the most popular travel and transport organizations will still have a presence.

>>717263499
Because I am using an ASUS computer from 2016.

>>717263692
draw it on paint dumbshit

>>717263613
Music will slowly develop and change with technology, however the music of "yesteryear" is still prevalent. Especially Rap and Jazz

>>717263649
No, sorry. I am not able to obtain a copy of an "ACT" from 2017 at this current time.

>>717263894
Not possible with current technology, sorry, Anon.

>>717264102
>>717264017

it's breaking apart

>>717264180
>717264180

Believe it or don't. Not my problem.

>>717264102
What are future cars like? Doel elio ever ship their 3 wheeled car?

>>717263692

describe your home then

>>717264017
Bro honestly how has rap evolved is the flow reminiscent of today is it more like an old mc from brooklyn or faster more rhymes based flow pls answer future anon

>>717264017
And of the Band mentioned?
Maybe an actor with the initials KAS? No idea...

Whats under antarctica? And is the multiverse real?

>>717254361
how's 2017?

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LAME AS FUCK.

>>717254361
Why do you lie?

>>717264387
how have the beats developed are they still hard hitting are they smoother are they futuristic?

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>>717254444

>>717254361
Can you name a big company that doesn't exist in this present time?

>>717254361
I'm from the Future also

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>>717254444

Don't let your nice quads go to waste, dude. Would be a shame. Be a respectable person and go CHECKIN' THEM!

Yep me to I'm also from the future

>>717264578
Zell Pharmaceuticals

>>717264667
Prove it finish this saying
Timber, Lumber, gonna get some ______

>>717264667
Then I'll ask you...

Does the band Visual-Mouse ever get famous?

And is there any famous people with the initials KAS after the year 2017-2020 that get famous?

>>717264948
Wood in my ass

Yo, who's Rey's father/mother in starwars?

When are conscious A.I.'s first invented?
What do the aliens actually do? i.e., how do they actually interact with humanity?
Have aliens visited us at this time, or can the numerous UFO/USO observances be attributed to non-alien things 100% of the time?
When are cancer and similar "diseases" cured?
How quickly can you travel back to your own time?
Why are you allowed to time travel and what skills do you have? i.e., are you "competent" enough to have a nontrivial understanding of quantum chemistry and higher level mathematics?
Shouldn't you be able to bring back software capable of doxxing everyone in this thread?
Can you actually provide proof that you're from the future, not conclusive enough to damage yourself or others?
Some other things that come to mind that you could post: FRQs from 2017 AP exams, SATs from 2017, MCATs or GREs from 2017, 2017 International Math Olympiad questions. Surely you have access to one of these things OP.

>>717264967
Bands tend to change their names over time ,also we don't care about your shit style of music in the future

>>717265037
OH SHIT! You are from the future

is god real?

>>717264253
Gasoline powered cars are basically non-existent. If you want to purchase a vehicle, expect it to be 100% renewable energy source.

>>717264340
asymmetrical and geometric, essentially something that has not yet been evolved on the current Earth.

>>717264387
Think rap and current-generation "techno". Although, most forms of music are still available.

>>717264426
I have not heard of that band, so I would assume no, they have not.

>>717264484
2017 will be less horrible than many people think.

>>717264529
Believe it or don't. Not my problem.

>>717264578
Theodora Candles

>>717265218
But, it is your problem.

>>717265218
Does elio ever ship their car?

>>717265218
This man isn't from the future , none of this shit matters.
We all live underground because of an asteroid strike that basically fucked our atmosphere up . Most of us time travelers are part of an experiment to try and relearn a lot of lost technology and industrial techniques we lost through out the years

Are you me ?

>>717254620
Back to the furure????

What is the year humanity really makes a change for the good future man?
Also what will happen to most of the animals known on earth?

>>717265559
>tfw basically the plot of 12 Monkeys
>tfw no face

>>717254361
what year do we contact the extra terrestrial? will it be in our lifetime?

>>717265559
Now, why do you lie?
>>717265672
And why do you do this?

>>7172645667
>Timber Lumber Gonna get some wood

>>717254361
what new curse words have they come up with in the futrure?

>>717265037
You just made a paradox since you'd guess wrong but because he told you what he said you went back in time to say wood in my ass so now what?

>>717265672
Twelve Monkeys stole that plot line from an even older book series ,the writer was a fellow time traveler Most of us, like me have no hope of adding anything to the mission, as the exit times and destinations tend to be random and off. There is no tech here that can fix shit , and I'm stuck here now

>>717265069
Yea, I'm also curious. Who is rey's father or mother? My bet's on Han and Leia.

>>717265951
There is no such thing as paradoxes, time lines split

>>717265084
1. Will be a while, don't remember the exact date.
2. They do not look like anything evolved on Earth, if that's what you're asking. They will first interact by means of algorithms. For example: they will not know who Pythagoras was, but they will absolutely know his theorem. And when time comes, humans will be extremely hopelessly out of their league when it comes to interaction and communication.
3. Yes, and yes
4. You will be long dead by such a cure.
5. Does not take long.
6. I am allowed to travel due research. But I also like to think of it as a vacation, and, yes, although not everyone is.
7. I am physically capable, but, no, I am not allowed.
8. Other than what I have provided here in this thread, not much other ways to provide proof.

>>717265559
Nice "troll", but, wrong.

>>717265664
see
>>717257139
for humanity making some massive changes

>>717265729
You and your children will both be dead before such a phenomenon occurs.

Will trump find a way to keep our celebrities from fucking dying all the time

The withes, are we still at the top?

>>717266072
She's a clone of Darth Vader

Would a 2005 Subaru Forester be worth the drive?

>>717266005
Have you seen La Jetée?
Also, interesting claim anon, but you seriously sound schizophrenic. Just in case you're not, you're always free to make your own thread and I'll ask you some hard questions.

>>717254361
Are there still niggers?

>>717266138
No.
>>717266251
Gotta love them Subaru Foresters.

>>717266218
Not OP I assume...

But legit I wanna know.

>>717266127
If you were a time traveler, you'd know that you very well could be from a different timeline then I , that us being here is enough to have drastic changes on the future. It's why all our missions are failures,out future literally doesn't exist anymore

>>717266462
Once again, you type convincingly, but, are wrong.

>>717266286
Nah, I like this thread more. I hate liars

>>717265951
Fug

>>717254361
Do people still believe it's not butter in the future and has the whole planet gone vegan yet

OP here, anymore questions? Almost done with my pizza.

Also, yes, pineapple pizza is superior pizza for many years to come.

>>717266793
No and No

>>717266540
Why aren't you telling them? It's already to late, the object that is going to hit the earth in a few weeks . The Governments of the world are preparing for it, have been for years now. They have been propagating a perpetual chaos to keep the conman people from knowing the truth .

>>717266915
Obviously not the same anon as whom I quoted. And also not worth my time to answer. But I do love the "trolls" who try so hard.

>>717266915
what advancements have been done in the field of biology?
Has the existence of a god been proven/disproven?
Has anything in human genetic code been altered intentionally/unintentionally, crossbreeding with animals or extra terrestrials, or micro evolution?

>>717266849
Speaking of that what about CP OP? does it still happen in the future? ayy lmao cp? legal? These are the important questions.

>>717267033
Why are you trying so hard?
Troll tend to be the ones that attack and insult people as you have been

>>717267071
i forgot to add, do they do dick transplants yet?

>>717266849
Again I ask
>Who is Rey's father in Star Wars
> Is there a god?

>>717263036
signs point to yes

>>717267071
Dude, I'm a dumbass science experiment that lived under ground his whole life. I couldn't tell you shit, odds are you had a better education then I had . We didn't have schools, my parents taught me how to read

>>717265626
OP has not responded, will assume the answer is yes.

Who can actually time travel ? Because I can't see it not being used for more power. Have you used it for your personal gain ?

Are any of the current theories on time travel realistic ?

>>717267071
1. God has neither been proven or disproved.
2. No, No, No, and No

>>717267132
1. Yes
2. No Extra Terrestrial.
3. Not legal.

>>717267263
Still a "troll" but convincing story nonetheless.

Are there still niggers in the future?

>>717265626
Don't believe so, no.

>>717267361
1. Certain people can time travel. Certain scientists, certain government officials, ect.
2. Time travel is srs business and is not used for personal gain.
3. Yes.

>>717267373
Yes.

>I'm from the future
>make contact solely on /b/
Your thread is bad and you should feel bad

>>717267373
I asked the same shit, no answer

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Can you see this image, OP?

(pic related)

>>717267631
Sorry, Anon.

>>717267682
What picture?

What year do you come from?

What preventing you from going, say 10,000 years into the future and bringing back technology?
What would happen to you if you intentionally changed things? Unintentionally? How could you possibly caught if you could repeatedly timejump?
One time I took a picture, and when I looked through my pictures later there was blatantly an alien that fit fairly well with common depiction of grays, with the most distinctive thing about it being that its left arm was missing. The contrast on this picture was completely different from the slew of pictures from this spot. Thoughts? I guess I could post the picture if anyone's interested.
When if ever does China surpass the US in GDP?
Who will be the most prominent mathematicians of this century (at least give initials please)?
I'm sure you can tell which other posts were mine from the structure, so thanks for answering all my questions OP and I hope you're neither a troll nor a schizophrenic. Thanks OP :)

>>717266849
>pineapple pizza is superior

WRONG

>>717258324
I really would have thought that by 2346 we'd be beyond this whole Jesus-centric year counting. Have other calendars been tried and you went back to this outdated system, or too much trouble to change?

When will Half-Life 3 be released?

>>717254361
What does the next mustang look like?

>>717267364
have any been proven/ made a law
quantum mechanics, string theory, or general/specific relativity as a framework for how objects interact with space/the fabric of space time

>>717267364
Should I give them the coordinates for the asteroid that is going to hit? It's well to late to make a difference

>>717267817
2346

1. It may make sense to you, for us to travel to the future, but it does not make very much sense to us, given the knowledge we have.
2. The future may be changed, but as of yet, nothing serious has been done to the point where it may be noticed back home.
3. Probably not an Extra Terrestrial, as ET's do not hold physical bodies, and do not really look like anything that has evolved on the human Earth.
4. Doesn't happen.
5. CL, LS, MN, ect.
6. Have a good night, thank you for the well thought-out questions and serious thought which was put into them.

>>717267845
Trust me, I'm not exaggerating. Pineapple is a massive health food and really does wonders for you!

>>717267907
If you mean "official", calendar, not much has changed. But of course there have always been "different" calendars of time throughout history.

>>717267966
Much like previous mustangs. Assuming you're talking about the vehicle and not the animal.

How countries remain in your time?
What have been the biggest geographical change?
What about the healt? There are cures for all the disseauses?

>>717268541
How many*

>>717267820
oops, see
>>717268530

>>717268530
Both. Includes GMO mustangs

>>717268444
-57° 30' 15"

OP here, down to 3 pieces of pineapple pizza. Going to wrap this up soon and head out for New Years celebrations.

I suggest you do the same, also. Good memories to be had every night!

will 2017 be equally as shit for everyone

>>717254361
Will Betty white die on jan 19th 2017 ?

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>>717254361
Will my next post be dubs?

>>717268795
Ah, Well nice talking. Still didn't say who Rey's father is in star wars...

>>717268800
see
>>717265218

>>717268877
No

>>717268895
I don't know. I'm not psychic.

>>717268877
He said yes.

If you are from the future are you physically in 2016? On a laptop? or are you operating on a Quatum Network though a Quatum Exit Node? I ask because your data packets traveling Though the Quantum network Which has already bin tampered with fucked us up again and again & again Anon I'm Gonnna Ask You To Stop Posting your making this worst!!!, everyday for the past 13 Years we come back to new years 2016 Just for you to ShitPost The Wrong Things and Warp the Events in the Quantum Manifolds of time & Space Fuck I Can't Believe I Live in one of your Era's Movies "Groundhog Day" ill invert the Quantum networks Cache which is hove "We" Undo his shit so we can start again tomorrow just to be called "Trolls" Fuck I will never Get back to the future now!

>>717268800
2016 was a year of smiles and celebrations anon, are you high?

>>717268943
I meant "no" but couldn't be asked to change my answer.

>>717268975
Anon was with her

>>717268953
I am physically in 2016. And on an ASUS laptop, as I did say earlier. As for the rest of your paragraph..."tl;dr".

>>717269079
I know, I just wanted him to feel my pleasure as I lap up his tears.

>>717269202
>ASUS laptop
Confirmed, not a time traveler

>>717254361

Is the new tool album good